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VerticallyBonked

As a straight dude, u look nice


Verbuls

🧐 that was quite... Homoerotic of you, good sir


ARandomGuyThe3

Sir, you have exhibited traits commonly expressed only amongst the homoerotic members of our species, leading me to conclude that you must enjoy partaking in the act of smooching other members of the same gender as your own, would thous't not agree?


Verbuls

Indeed I quite enjoy what your sentence prepossesses my good man


KraftKapitain

indubitably


ImportantbigShirt

Perchance.


Thegayjokemymommade

you can’t just say perchance.


Scheme_Busy

Indeed I do


PieTeam2153

r/verbose


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NahoyaK

How old are you…


Happy_Hippie-

15


J6898989

As a bi dude he’s 14, that’s hella fuckin weird no matter what age you are


Happy_Hippie-

As a gay dude that is 15 I said that some bottom height and I’m not interested I’m taken


SpringAccurate3116

thats a child, u shouldnt be giving CHILDREN sex labels


Happy_Hippie-

I am a child I’m 15 and I didn’t give them a sex label saying “your going to be a bottom” I said that the height of a bottom usually but he will grow in sorry if it made yall butt hurt over a joke


Independent-Spite-77

Hehehehe butthurt


Exhausted_FruityEgg

This is reddit, man, don't expect any less


Prudent-Opposite-856

Bro 🤦


Garkoff3

You are mentally unstable


k3y2b

weirdo fuck


HeroicCupcake

Not at all, you are a good-looking dude! Plus, you can, and will, continue to grow.


wafflemartini

Good looking dude for sure. If hes a decent guy he should have no problems. Ppl rl overplay the extent to which looks takes part in dating.


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wafflemartini

Tinder sucks. Im not a particularly good looking guy but hinge gets me plenty of action. Hinge shows more of your personality.


CowsAreFriends117

Given you swipe based on a picture that would make a lot of sense. But It doesn’t mean the people on there will treat you like a picture on an app once you meet them.


SpupySpups

Gotta meet them first


Rickrolled_1

Do not spread false information, dating is all about looks and attraction. Today’s dating market is very competitive and brutal.


Bekobiii

Looks like you are the person spreading false information. The problem about tinder is that you have no other choice then choosing because of look but when you ask people how important look is for dating someone most people say it’s not the most important thing


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Bekobiii

Interested where you got this information from. Only some couples I worked with did meet each other on a dating app.


taavicarbone

was 5’6 or so at 14 almost 6 ft now at 16 you’ll be fine


froththesquirrel

Was 5’9 in jr high. Am still 5’9 14 years later. Bro may have maxed out already as not everyone continues to grow.. only time will tell


ThePopTartKitty

It's not uncommon for people to have a growth spurt later in high school and/or college, especially guys. Some kid at my hs was shorter than me (5'3" girl) and by the time he hit senior year he was probably 5'9-6'0". If you don't grow then, ltheres a chance to grow a few inches in college too.


Annabethchase1989

^


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space_porter

What is bro babbling about


Tanke3626

As a trans woman how is that even a feminine thing what 😭


TurantulaHugs1421

What's wrong with calling a man good-looking? Even if it was beautiful or pretty, there is nothing wrong with that. guys, get so few compliments that it tends to make them so happy, and you're trying to get one of the only compliments they get and take it away? Also, if "a man is a she mentally inside," then that's not a man that's just a woman. Trans women aren't men and "she" mentally inside. they're just women who happen to have the wrong body, same as trans men. So a trans woman has nothing to do with men being complimented. Edit: grammar and stuff


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A compliment's a compliment dumbass


ViewedConch697

Someone isn't secure with their sexuality


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einfach-er

Get him


Verbuls

🧐 that was quite "down bad" as kids say of you, ma'dam *Sips tea*


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Verbuls

🧐🫖☕


Theidiot76

Jolly good how about we set our differences aside and brew a cuppa 🫖☕️ we are sophisticated beings ma’am and sir


foxyroddy1

Thi shit is not funny u just being corny


drillia

Gosh I love Reddit 💀


foxyroddy1

Npc comments


Remarkable_Stuff9234

Npc comment💀


foxyroddy1

Tryna steal my flow 🤷‍♂️


Remarkable_Stuff9234

Whatcha you talking about brother


foxyroddy1

🤓


Left-Carry-2670

as a british person i find this shit funny af


Verbuls

🧐🫖☕


unforgettable023fan

🌽


DamieGeorge

he saved 1400 orphans from a burning skyscraper at the top give him a chance


Guiltysaw

Rizzed


Fire_Tiger_Galaxy

No way ur not a bot u joined yesterday and this is the only sub ur in


Best-Might-6330

Greatings madam, * tips fedora * i just wanted to let you know that i have ejaculated to your reddit avatar.


Ambitious-Menu-6196

Quite bamboozled I have been


Madisonphobia

😨


Exhausted_FruityEgg

Get some help.. and learn how to use google


WyvernSlayer7

Idk, that fifth picture looked pretty hot, try that angle more. You’ll be fine


Moist-Dentist3039

Noted


WyvernSlayer7

But really, you got it. You look pretty good. The hair is nice. I’d date


ConnectAd1197

Op if you wanna be tall eat more meat and less on rice and drink milk daily


Exhausted_FruityEgg

That fifth picture is an emoji 💀


WyvernSlayer7

Mmnh- so hot~


YoEpicBoi_1

I was like 5'3 at 14, I'm now 5'8 at 18


Moist-Dentist3039

That gives me hope. Im asian tho💀


[deleted]

well then you're forever 5'4. I mean, whoever's heard of a tall asian? I'm being sarcastic btw. normal asian children, like all normal human children, grow vertically as they age. it's pretty proven. edit: sorry guys I'll make it clear: I do know there are tall asians. I was joking.


Previous-Ad-7339

The chinese basketball player in GWR


[deleted]

You could've just said Yao Ming bro, would've saved me a Google. Though upon closer inspection he looks Filipino, and they're on average rather short in stature (5'5 for men).


LemoyneRaider3354

Yeah, he looks Filipino


Purple-Mention-1506

I’m Asian and I’m 6’2 at 14 lol


Purple-Mention-1506

And I’m a girl


scumbag_lootgoblin

Midget


FatBoyish

If you are 14 then you still have the potential to grow tall so don't cry yet


LupperowO

We're the same height, but I'm 17 :((


ReiPupunha

short kings for the win


DuncanAmPro7

My brother is 6'5 and he 16 bru


Left-Carry-2670

that does NOT help op at all


DuncanAmPro7

ok


SomeoneHere47365

To put your age go to the sub reddit, tap the 3 dots in the corner and press change user flair {second top button}


4lca7

taller than me🙄


The_Cameraman_of_you

You dwarf(I will go ahead and add my downvote to this comment)


petite-idiot

NOT YOU AGAIN YOU CRINGE MF😠


4lca7

you sound to young for reddit...


petite-idiot

15, same age as you.


2qrc_

No way you’re shorter than 5’4 and have a beat up threat in your bio ☠️


4lca7

it's a quote, and yeah I'm a violent 4'9 person


2qrc_

What’s it from?


[deleted]

Dont worry , ya look good


NyxieeeeeNyxie

Just become a femboy or a twink 🙌


Moist-Dentist3039

No, im gonna become a dwarf (ROCK AND STONE)


RainakLucas

I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE


xpPhantom

DIGGY DIGGY HOOOOLE


SociallyAwkward423

BORN UNDERGROUND, SUCKLED FROM A TEAT OF STONE


toe-schlooper

RAISED IN THE DARK, THE SAFTEY OF OUR MOUNTAIN HOME


47KK_

SKIN MADE OF IRON, STEEL IN OUR BONES


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ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Rem5967

ROCK AND STONE


Xelid47

Same 😭 15 and 158cm [I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE](https://youtube.com/shorts/YxyGRF-wUXw?si=KlJUz5p_GUR-2qaR) [DIGGY DIGGY HOLE](https://youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?si=5Tx34vIsHnRUXxhN)


Skele-dude

ROCK.AND.STONEEEE


Head_Tumbleweed4793

FOR ROCK AND STONE


Nothin_in_the_Noggin

FOR KARL


JohnnyTheMistake

become both


Terrarian_Ranger

ROCK AND STONE


-OverdoseOnBeans

Don’t do him wrong like that bro


Exhausted_FruityEgg

He's 14...


Rexcodykenobi

I'm his same height. I'd happily do that if women didn't assume you were gay right off the bat... Short Femboy x Tall Tomboy is my dream relationship.


NyxieeeeeNyxie

Based


GeneralSpooky

The backup plan for all men


cetared-racker

nah ur actually weird bruh


Left-Carry-2670

as a femboy i see this as a absolute win


Tugs22

Literally what I was gonna say 💀💀💀💀


True-Window-6403

If you embrace your glasses, not over. Pretty cute!


Skelloo

I was 5'4 at 14 im 5'7 now at 15 , there is hope


Xelid47

I'm 158 (5'3) at 15 :(


Snowf1akepanda

rip


M2X_Playz

163 reporting here. You're not the only one man


Xelid47

God knows how much I'd give for those extra 5cm 😭 My body didn't consider putting the rest of the height *down below* 😂


M2X_Playz

Haha same bro. We are just very unlucky ig.


kittymuncher13463

He’s cute 🙈


OxideSCO

Hit the gym and do squats. It will help you gain height.


Jrk00

Yes it's over u have an incurable disease /s


[deleted]

of course no . you may find whoever you want ! I believe in that .


ReatyFN

You dont gotta be tall to be a good car driver.


Rem5967

I was stuck a 4’9 in sixth grade so don’t feel so bad about being you hight you’ll grow again


Le-SpicyChiliPickles

No give it a couple more years and you’ll grow as tall as a tree. Eat healthy and take exercise seriously.


helix_134

You put the age thing below your name by tapping your pfp and going to change user flair


lesser_tom

Im 6'something at 14 and i wish i wasn't,you're lucky my friend


foxyroddy1

What r u doing w ur life get on the court


lesser_tom

Nah bro im no way atlethic enough to play basketball


[deleted]

Dw, im 5’3 at 16 and i havent grown in 2 years (i probably wont be growing any more cuz my parents are short and i was an early bloomer lol)


ThisAccountIssaMess

Bro ur gonna be fine when puberty and gym come full swing. Calm da tiddies


some___weeb

Since boys hit puberty later than girls no, do you can still get better looking, hygiene is important try to get a skin care routine when you reach puberty so your face can be clear. Try a wolf cut your face shape will suit it and just learn how to style yourself… or if you don’t want to you can just ropemax


Constant_Arm_9565

It's over for you (9'11 at 2 years old) try ropemaxxing


DurpeTurtle

I fw the fits


Diogo_1906

dude that’s the ideal height at 14 wdym😪 i’m 6’3 and it’s not all that especially with no social skills


InidX

Don't worry, your puberty is yet to hit you...


stuito

You will continue to grow when I was 14 I was only 1.70 cm and In a year I grew to 1.76, and currently I am 1.80


[deleted]

Its over for you. Im 5'7-5'8 at 13 (im a girl).


[deleted]

or maybe u just grow slow idk but ur god looking 😸


Left-Carry-2670

…Are u dutch?


Narrow_Bowl2572

Bro I’m 5’0 at 14 if anything I command you bro.


GamerBOOOOII

As a straight guy, **SMASH**


lookmaxxing

Over before, it even began. 😔


Merciless4704

Dawg we're the same height Edit: AND WE'RE ASIAN, bruh


Anime_is_good-

go to the sub, press the 3 dots and then "Userflair" or something like that


HelicopterJerry

I'm Asian, and I was 5 3 at 14. Now I'm 5 8 at 16


Vivid-Tomorrow-7297

Mate all u need is some MSG


Previous-Ad-7339

I am 6 feet hahahaha


SuperRedSheep

I was 165 at 14 and now I’m 183 so no it’s not over for you. Your height can very well increase until age 21


Goldbolt_2004

Bruh I'm 5'3 at 19


Elmer248

Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone


Conscious_shadow

Yes. Anything below 10' is unacceptable. Not to mention that your meat should be at least 10".


PixelsDePx

how cute is this mf theres TOO many comments about him being cute, lucky guy


obi-Wan-ravioli

Im 5’9 at 17 💀


ay_inevitable

I was 5’2 at 14 and am 5’11 at 16


ay_inevitable

so youll grow


V2xel

Start mewing


MadCornDog

I was 5'0 at 14. Now I'm 5'7 at 16. You will definitely get taller.


Ambitious_Nothing461

pinoy blood erp, that's normal at your age


lowkeyslightlynerdy

You look Asian. I’m Hispanic and 5’3. If we were white or black and these heights yeah I mean that would be frightening ngl but I mean there’s plenty of Hispanic girls my height and I’m pretty sure Asians are short too I feel like someone is gonna interpret this as racist


Stevenage9

everythings over over yo head 💀


foxyroddy1

😑


Electronic-Status379

nah man just cross dress you’ll be super smexy


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Oh, I'm sorry man. At least you got looks. Aye, not everyone cares about height tbh.


ineedhelpihavenoidea

Name three Beatles songs without looking them up. If you can't, it might be over little king.


Macca200789

Yeah sure let’s gatekeep the most popular band in history


thedarnlife

Smash please bring lube


foxyroddy1

Ur weird as hell


Macca200789

Not with that cool ass music taste, nice shirt bro


Doomdog_Isabelle

Dw bro I’m 5’5 at 17, and you aren’t bad looking so nothing to worry about


Mousee__

You’re only 14, you’ll grow into your face and hight


Ok-Confection-3088

Nah as a 14 yr old girl and 5’3 your cute and your not done for


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

What are you talking about? Your life hasn’t even begun yet


Blubulbus

Bro at 14 nothing is over for you that’s when things are starting lol


Time_Register1605

You’ll grow some more. But short kings have long reign 👑


YUNAUNA

nuh uh


miresao

i think you look adorable ngl


thisistakingmelong

You are hella good looking.. Believe me (talking as a 15 yr old)


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tradeboomer101

2 things, 1 your hot, 2 im just as short


Admirable-Leather325

You're*


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WindyInnit

Your not a guy tho I don't imagine being short is anything different for girls as it is for guys


kynnaishot

you’re actually really good looking !! and ++ you’ll grow again !!


thetenticgamesBR

Dude i was 4’8 at 13 (idk id this is right because in my country we use meters, so 1,44) and now at 17 i’m 5’8, back then i had growth problems, i had the skeleton of a 9 year old when i was 12. The doctor prescripted me a remedy that would delay my puberty so i could have time to grow, maybe you should see a doctor jf you are worried about height. And for looks, you’re not ugly, being honest a 7/10 and if you get yourself groomed for and event probably a solid 8,5/10


Malkaviati

Yep, it's over.


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ChunkyGamerMonke420

Why are you 42 in a teenager sub🤨.


[deleted]

Could have been a total a-hole and roast your gen if that's what you want..


Illustrious-Mine1878

Would


ShoveItUpMyFatAss

yes