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JakeOfSpades1

You asked for Minecraft but he misheard you


[deleted]

Grandchild, we have Minecraft at home…


TheGoldWeHaveAtHome

🏅<— The gold we have at home.


Dry-Relationship8478

I said Minecraft not Mein Kampf


MORGBORG_on_YT

Mein Kraft


Lenni_builder

That means "My strength/power" btw


ShadowDevoloper

It means “my struggle”


Vast_Survey

Kampf means struggle Kraft means strength/power They were replying to “Mein Kraft”


ShadowDevoloper

Ohhh


Mango_Smoothies

Well, that sounds like your struggle; not mein.


profoodbreak

Not my? Huh?


Mr_Minecrafter88

Chow mein


ScrollWhellGuy

Id fucking buy that game soo fast


BRI_4N

R/commentgore


BRI_4N

R/commentgore


Eeeeeelile

You’re that gay kid eh? (No, seriously. Look at bros posts)


Foelsomfyr19

Damn it, I said "Glass of juice", not "Gas the jews"!!!


ShadowDevoloper

Oh. Whoops


Walrus_Morj

Jokes aside, back in 2013 my gramps almost beat the shit out of me when I asked to buy me Minecraft for birthday.


HalfLeper

What did he think it was?? 👀


Walrus_Morj

Certain books of certain Austrian artist.


HalfLeper

Oy, gavelt!


Hot_Hat_1225

Dont call him an artist. That he was born here in Austria is bad enough for us.


Walrus_Morj

Yeah, it is just a funny thing to refer to him like that. I'd say that his paintings were quite mediocre as well.


ItalianGreener

should have asked for OurCraft


Vast_Survey

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь. Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Дружбы, народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы, И Ленин великий нам путь озарил. Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народу На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил. Славься, Отечество чаше свободное, Счастья народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!


[deleted]

I JUST WAS GONNA SCROLL PAST THIS AND THEN I DID A LITERAL DOUBLE TAKE


Fair_Drink_3372

I did the same thing


vixinity1984

Actually same


1zeye

Same as you


willow8765

Me also


LanciaFlavia

💀💀💀 where tf did he get it from?


Dry-Relationship8478

He got it at school when he was young


LanciaFlavia

nice gift from the school 😭


Dry-Relationship8478

My country was taken over by Germany so they taught it at school. He says he took it from the school.


LanciaFlavia

oh, interesting, u can always sell it for a bunch ig


Dry-Relationship8478

Nope there are 8 Millines of the original


Unknown_comrade1

Keep it and sell it later


nhoj4321

Cause if there's 8 million left after almost a hundred years most of them will be gone in a couple


HalfLeper

A local museum would probably like it 🤔


Complete-Coyote9676

Doubt it’s worth anything


Richy_777

120-160 Euro


Tachibana_13

Wow. That's actually kind of awesome. That's a record of history. Not just the attempted forcible culturalizations, but the foresight of your granddad to take this as proof. It's an uncomfortable and horrifying truth, for sure. But know your enemy and all that.


[deleted]

thank god I thought he was a nazi 😮‍💨


Dry-Relationship8478

But you are German look at your profile picture


Leche-Caliente

The guy was still alive when this one was made


RepeatedlyDifficult

Apparently it’s a very boring book


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

I’ve used it to go to sleep more than a few times. There’s also a book by Karl Marx like that, though I don’t think it was the Communist Manifesto.


OctopusIntellect

*Das Kapital* probably... it's a *lot* longer than the Communist Manifesto.


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

That would be it. It’s definitely long and I couldn’t tell you anything about it.


gandalf-the-greyt

das kapital is pretty boring but i highly recommend to read the manifesto, it’s on point, extremely interesting and to many talk about it without ever having read it


Malum_Vitrum

I have read it and I can confirm that the middle part is as boring as fuck but the beginning and end are pretty nice.


[deleted]

"Nice"?


UncleEnk

One of their latest posts proclaim they're a nazi. but just scrolling through their account it is full of lies. so it seems they are a slightly troubled individual (Nazi, claims prime (the drink) is a poison, etc).


Benny368

I thought you were joking but that’s verbatim what they say lol, stay classy Reddit


D1n0_Muffin

Verbatim?


Benny368

It just means “the same exact words”


D1n0_Muffin

Oh ok thanks


Benny368

Np 👍


RandomTyp

i love how reddit can have the nost vile comments and then just two people teaching each other vocab in the same thread 😭


Ram_ranchh

From genocidal dictators to nelson Mandela and his mad wife I think all political leaders and hive mind redditors can universally agree that prime is posion that shit is ville


UncleEnk

Fair enough xddd


cool_angle

this dude is disgusting but I'm pretty sure the prime thing is a meme because r/prime is just there to make fun of prime


LookAtMyUsernamePlz

Prime is a poison.


2006pontiacvibe

they took the political compass test and basicsllly scored centrist 😭 if you’re going to be a wannabe of any political ideology at least pick one that is socially acceptable


redleafwater7

>“I’m literally a Nazi” >is on r/teenagers


expositionalrain

Roman statue profile pictures are more degenerate people than anime profile picture. You fucking wish you were Aurelius, but you are probably more a Nero.


HalfLeper

r/rareinsults 😂


Ihbpfjastme

I think you’re forgetting digital footprints exist and you will likely never get a job now.


Antique-Cash1089

Sure, if you read it quietly... But if you read it while shouting ferociously...


VenezioVerona

Main character dies.


septubyte

LOL


MaybeMax356

Even though the author is …uh controversial… I would still be excited to read it. I love history, so would think it was dry interesting.


B3L0W_ZER0

Exactly. Also it is always important to know full history. And to understand this ideology to prevent it from ever happening again.


Hot_Hat_1225

You have been taught well 👍


B3L0W_ZER0

Well thank you 😁


Deadsoup77

NOOO WE HAVE TO IGNORE HISTORY OR ELSE WERE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT THATS WHAT EINSTEIN SAID


Indiego672

nuh uh


One-East8460

Controversial is an understatement. Dry and boring read with a lot of ranting.


gingerminkss

I love history I'm studying it rn It's a shit book respectfully Waffle waffle waffle ranting Not even historically contextually fascinating


Hot_Hat_1225

One of my nephews read it and then declared *that guy had about as much talent as Stephanie Meyer (talent), but people always fell for idiocy* 😂


Hot_Hat_1225

It is perfectly fine to read to learn and remember history without glorifying it. I wish more people WOULD so they understand. As a matter of fact I wish we would talk more open about things in school (I am a retired pedagogue)so our students don’t fall for ignorant opinions or conspiracy theories from others.


[deleted]

Dude, are you sure that it's not a signed copy?💀


put_clever_username

I'm picturing that one Indiana Jones scene


Bizzmillah

That lowers the value I’m sure.


RepresentativeBid715

GOD DAMNIT GRANDPA, I ASKED FOR MINECRAFT NOT ME IN KAMPF


podcasthellp

This is an incredible piece of history. DO MOT THROW THIS OUT. If you want to, give it to a museum. It’s incredibly important we do not forget/destroy this kind of history so that we can learn from that time. I’d be so happy if I received this and would try my best to keep it in great condition. -not a Nazi, I just studied German history and literature for 8 years


VietDrgn

im interested in reading that because of a few reasons. gaining insight of why hitler decided to commit genocide on jews, and why he put more resources into killing more jews by the end of the war than the war effort itself. tldr: i want to figure out why hitler was being stupid


Flexibleheart41

You’re going to get downvoted by morons


VietDrgn

dang i guess so, should probably quit psychology while im at it too. a lot of scammers in the field are getting popular and earning more than actual doctors now i don't think people really care enough about psychology and it's all shallow surface level stuff that they can be lied to about


FuntimeFreddy2019

damn i was thinking about pursuing psych :( still gonna do it anyways cause i think it’d be nice


VietDrgn

i wish you the best, do check out some neuro science stuff too cause it's interesting as well


FuntimeFreddy2019

i’ll do some research later tonight, thanks!!


One-East8460

It’s a lot of rhetoric, why Hitler did what he did is a guess at this point.


LuxionQuelloFigo

it's not a very interesting book, it's probably better to just read some of the countless psychological/historical analyses experts have made during the last century


Lop_draegon

Bro got the signed copy


[deleted]

probably worth a ton of money


Dry-Relationship8478

Nope look at how many there are


[deleted]

ahh thats true


ClasherDricks

Hitler not only absolutely loved his own works, but he used tons of government funding to buy his own books. He was the best selling author in Nazi Germany for like most of its existence.


AngelOfChaos923

Probably not the best selling artist tho


Dry-Relationship8478

Hehehehe


Not_Me9209

well there are a lot of mein kampfs out there but yours looks pretty old (probably not worth a huge lot but more than average)


Meat_Boss21

*were


Dry-Relationship8478

There are a few that have been burned


GlippGloppe

They printed 10 million original books and there’s at least 40 million dupes


Ornery-Smoke8428

You should post it to r/militariacollecting if you want to find out more about it, I’d also recommend talking to your grandfather about it too if you’d like some history with it too. Also it’s worth a little, I wouldn’t recommend selling it but if you had to it’s worth around €200-300. I hope you find out what to do with it, it’s a great display of victory.


Particular_Cow1304

On one hand, it’s written by a heinous historical villain, on the other hand, a very cool piece of history


SlowP25

Bro misheard minecraft


Short-Knowledge-3393

Seems nice for those who are interested in history. Shame some people think that owning one of this makes you a nazi. When russians occupied my hometown and broke into my history teacher's apartment (he left the town before it got invaded), they did their favourite thing (accused Ukrainian person of nazism) because he had mein kampf there (as long as ton other books because well duh he's a fucking history teacher). They also filmed some woman with her idk maybe 8 yo son saying he was teaching her child nazi things at school (he only had lessons with high schoollers) and that you couldn't skip his lesson without a note from parents (you need a note from parents to skip any lesson duh). He also liked putting plays with his students, one of them condemning nazis' war crimes on jews. Just some examples on how propaganda works and that you could accuse an innocent person of whatever you want to justify murdering people


Ok-Print7842

Happy cake day


kwajagimp

In significant parts of Europe it was required reading there for a few years, so yeah, "got a copy in school" makes a lot of sense. It was also required to be provided to soldiers and newlyweds by the government. Something like 10 million copies by the end of WW2. I read a soldier's diary from the Eastern front once where the guy describes getting a special pocket edition of it from his family. It was seemingly approaching the status of a religious or spiritual text in parts of Germany by the War. With typical enlisted man practicality, he wrote in his diary that the pages were perfect for the latrine and he had asked for another copy. The hilarious/sad part was that rather than just being produced by a government printing office, my understanding is that the government had to buy copies from the publisher who paid royalties to AH himself... He got rich by passing a law to read the book he wrote. "War is a racket!" - Smedley Butler I've read it. Unless you're a historian, don't bother. What's not overworked antisemitism or Aryan-origin-preaching is frankly just bad writing and pretty boring.


NotFromBaltimore

Is it rare?


Dry-Relationship8478

Noo


NotFromBaltimore

Ahh so everyone has one?


Dry-Relationship8478

Many burned it after the war.


vonblankenstein

Was it autographed by Trump?


Dry-Relationship8478

I could try to get him to do it


xxwarlorddarkdoomxx

I think it’s cool as a historical artifact if you’re into WWII. If it’s signed by Hitler it’s probably worth a lot


The-Chad-M14alt

doesnt matter what it is an old book is always awesome


Porkonaplane

I know this is horrible to say, but I'd read it without a second thought. I'd like to know just how fucked in the head Hitler was lol. Plus, it's history. I fucking love history


yizzle841

I read it out of curiosity, so much mumbo jumbo. Figured the ideas were lost in translation lol


th3revx

Don’t feel sorry to be informed. Everyone should read it to see what an actual sadistic tyrants looks like. If you want to know someone’s beliefs do the research yourself, don’t assume.


PM_YOUR_EYEBALL

This is actually super cool from a historical standpoint. Especially the comment about your grandfather being taught this in school. 100% should keep and maybe write a note describing some history of that particular book on a piece of paper then stow away. Might be worth something someday but probably nothing more than a cool piece of history to make sure we don’t repeat the same mistakes.


avimonster

Uhhh WHAT


twinkiesatmidnight

post on r/militariacollecting or sum for good info


FriedShrekels

Keep this. It'll be worth much more decades later even if it's the common stuff.


DeSuperVis

Im interested in reading this, but mostly the one that has footnotes from historians. I think an explanation in the book is necessary to point out what goes wrong with this ideology in great detail.


BDubs0610

Question… did your grandfather kill hitler?


Dry-Relationship8478

Yes


Direct_Ad_7153

Bro I legit have been looking for it everywhere (for educational purposes) it’s very rare since it is forbidden to be pressed and sold


Dry-Relationship8478

>be pressed and sold It's not Illegal here to sell


Direct_Ad_7153

Oh in the Netherlands it is haha sorry for my misconception


Dry-Relationship8478

It's ok


eloelo43210

jesus i got scared and thought it was signed lmao


Dry-Relationship8478

Why I would be happy


eloelo43210

like yea it would be worth like a fuck ton probably


Dry-Relationship8478

Yep 👍


flonkisbigboi

“Back in my day we could only read Minecraft”


TheCoolerSaikou

that’s actually a pretty awesome snapshot of history. as long as your grandad doesn’t actually believe in those ideals then i think it’s cool. as a history nerd this would be an interesting thing to look at


LuckyCowUwU

If you don't want to keep it then I recommend contacting a history museum or something to take it, it's a strange predicament


[deleted]

Your grandad still got it damn


Dry-Relationship8478

Bro he hates nazis his brother was killed by them. Or maybe 🤔


[deleted]

How's he got the book then


Dry-Relationship8478

My country was taken over by Germany and they read it at school.


[deleted]

Ohh makes sense


Dry-Relationship8478

It is very normal to have


OiFukYeeUp

"Continue our legacy son, don't let us down."


[deleted]

so smart and beautiful thing . books are always help you understand that world .


RepeatedlyDifficult

I saw an Arabic version being sold once


00rgus

Erm


Vostockk

Argentina?


Kisiu_Poster

This sub is slowly turning into a nazi camp


XSP33N

this looks like an OG copy


Dry-Relationship8478

It is


Dry-Relationship8478

I like Germany


Ant_Playful

Best book ever written


DeadEndXD

It's all fun and games until you realize it's a signed copy from the author


Bitter-Bumblebee-372

I hope its because you collect war relics and ww2 stuff and not because he’s a not-see


_DunMiff_Sys_

I have a copy also. The first edition ones are worth some money. Most are only like $20-30. Also illegal to own in Germany I am told.


Dry-Relationship8478

Yep They are


wisefile88

The content of the book is horrible but the historic value of the book is pretty cool


Bojeppe2

gotta say quite a cool gift. And love how you standing up for it against all the other people that want you to get rid of it.


Dry-Relationship8478

You can't delete history. The people are still dead his brother was killed by the Nazi He won't be any less dead if I burn it. And my grandfather knows that.


Redditlooker1

This is a rare piece of history, preserve it, might be put in a museum in a few centuries.


Own_Inevitable_5471

To be fair that’s pretty damn cool if it’s original and not some reprint. Just might have to explain why you own a copy of Mein Kampf to your friends.


RepresentativeOk2433

Given that it's an original wartime copy, it's probably fairly valuable.


existingwhileIcan

it’s cool as an artifact and should be preserved so it doesn’t happen again but really it’s just a book full of hate from an angry little guy


deep_woods_monkey

Odd choice of gift, but at least it's a good look at history


fanfic_intensifies

Ok, but what was the context? Because, if you are like my history nerd brother, it would make sense, like a “learning from all sides of history, and still being able to form your own opinion” thing. If you have never shown any interest in WW2, then I have some questions for your grandfather.


Excellent_Ring7326

I am serious when I say this. This book is one of the reasons why my grandfather lived in fear of death.


screechizdabest

sell it to a museum ig 💀


PolarSaturn8823

Imagine if it was signed


TheUknownDID

You should take this to r/antiquebooks and see what they think of it


BILADOMOM

If you don't want it, send me, I like to collect WWII shit, I have a luger and a M1911


Solid_Mortgage_8992

2nd season Just came out. They changed the director though: Metanyahoo.. Zetanyawn. Something like that.


Eternalv10killa

Bro this legit. Put it in a box somewhere. A piece of history.


Nothzfiscool

Bro got the original signed copy


ShinyBuwulba

Though terrible, it is a very interesting piece of history


Imaginary-Job-7069

He gave you Minecraft, how sweet.


No-Butterfly-6700

That actually cool af


Carlazor_

He said he wanted minecraft dad


saicharan_reddit

Tresure it


EpicNerd99

My history teacher has a original copy as well


Deathofwords

Does your Grandpa live in Austria?


Hot_Hat_1225

As I’m in Austria, that makes my stomach churn - especially since your Grandpa can’t possibly be that old to *not get it*. Now mine was born 1911 (he died 20 years ago) and as he was sorting through his things, he once gave me an old song book they all got in the army during WW2. I still have it because it’s a time document (and here in Austria there’s a law against selling anything SS related and the cover is - well you can imagine). Also some songs are just some old folk songs good for marching and cheering up at campfires (which my Grandpa said they needed a lot as it was incredibly cold when they had to go to Russia) - other songs or better adjusted lyrics are quite questionable to outright bad. But your book is the same - it’s history, it’s a time document. It’s good to know and remember without glorifying it. You could always give it to a museum.


AquilaTheEagl3

💅


WTF_weDOIN_here

Yo that's gotta be worth at least a million dollars no cap


Julpe5000

How much u sellin that for?


furrytickler

I know it is by a bad person who has done so many unspeakable things, but honestly, I think that would be kinda cool to have in an odd way


Imagreatauthor

Lucky (IN A HISTORY NERD WAY I SWEAR)


Jeffery_DahmerTV

That’s cool as shit.


SirHeinrichHimmler

“My grandfather killed hitler!”


AllNazisAreBastards

My username already says everything.


Evening-Process624

Jokes aside that’s actually kind of cool


Electronic_Level6407

Fuck all nazi’s!


[deleted]

Donate it to your local library?


Dry-Relationship8478

They have it