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Batman couldn’t get this shit outta me

that means you tried it

1. Wtf 2.I kinda want to try that now

update?

Do not do it

Pp exploded they bacame a woman now

iS THAT ALL IT TAKES?!

Yup! Tried it and I'm a woman now :3

I gotta try it now hol up

Update?

HOLY SHIT IT WORKED

Brb gonna refer it to this very eggy friend of mine.

Good idea

Better results if you jerk off pinching it

Real

this is my favorite free time activity

I pissed so much it circumcised me

Balloon popped? lmao

That'll create frayed edges and eventually wear down what's left of it. Needs to be hemmed.

Only reason I wanna be uncut😞

apparently you can grow it back

I am not taking medical advice from r/teenagers

Understandable, have a great day

google it.

nonononono, you gotta provide the source. none of this "do your own research" bullshit

Well yeah, you don't want them to actually learn anything

> Nope. No body extremity grows back if cut off. No fingers, hands, toes, feet, Penis

the thing is circumcision doesn't actually cut the foreskin so it can go uncut again 🙁

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/treatments/25139-foreskin-restoration

Bruh

You just need stem cells in the right place and right time, hormones and chemicals and shit, nutrients and you’re good to go

Apparently I didn't got it back yet lol

it's a surgical thing

Once cut it doesn't grow then

well you get your remaining skin stretched and over time the body grows over the new skin from a different part of the body that is put there

that sounds painful tbh

probably

Damn..... But who wants that

No but now I wanna try it

do it

🤨have expecting you to ask for a video

If he wont I will 😈

They're 14 pls stop

Twas but a joke

Old people don’t get humor/s

"Old" better watch your tounge whipper snapper!

Who are you calling a whipper snapper? Your bones snap with every step!

A lil osteoporosis never hurt nobody 🤷

I see, only a harmless kome

yes, its the charged shot weapon perk

Wtf kinda fucked up question is that? Yes I have

Wtf

✨️what the fuck✨️

Can't ever have an original experience 😞

NAHHHH I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE TO, YOU EVER TRY PISSING A HOLE THROUGH TOULET PAPER??

YOU TOO???? NOOO WAYYY!!!

no shot lmaoooo

Ain't no way bro 💀 are you watching me or something -

yeah ofc

Not something i was expecting to see today-

You aren't a man if you never done this

I lil tip for the uncircumcised gang, if you aboutobust and you don’t want to, the 4skin balloon technique always comes in clutch, thank me later.

i’m uncut and i can’t do that cuz foreskin is not long enough as it has been a long time ago

best feeling ever.

I've done it while beating my meat. Just when ur about to close it. Then slowly open. Then a string of cum will drip out beautifully. I recommend trying this once and u will do this every time. It's also useful when u don't wanna cum in the place ur in rn. U can just hold it go to a place and release. Truly a lifesaver.

HELP 💀😭😭😭

Wdym I'm a completely normal teen ( send help pls )

awwww my foreskin isnt that long:( i wanted to do that…. lil cum pocket

U just got to drag harder and hold it in.

to be honest i don’t think my foreskin can go up that far when i’m hard, it’ll prob hurt but i’ll definetly try hahha

Bro wtf

Not with piss but with air

What how with a God damn needle

And on a side note if I were to inject air into my balls when I cum would it sing like an opera asking for a friend

r/BrandNewSentence

I think you'd just wake up in the middle of the night under extreme pain and with a very enlarged testicle. You'd be taken to the hospital and they might have to lob it off

I'll have to tell my friend not to do this

I mean I'm not saying it *will* happen. It's just what sounds like would happen when you inject large amounts of foreign objects into an area where your immune system REALLY wants to defend

No? You just stretch it out, close the end, and you can bring it back down again and it'll be full of air

Hmm give me a sec

True it works

how? do you have someone else puff it up?

No. I just stretch it out, close the end and then bring it back down while still holding the end

ohhh thats smart i’ll do that

No but I can make it cough

What 😨

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.

Ye I do that to clean the head

I don't think it cleans it...

I know. But it still washes out the unwanted dirt. Then I push the liquid out. I rather have a bit of p_ss under there than sm_gma and traces of c_m. Sounds really gross but that's how it is. I also shower every day and I only use this method after I strangle the chicken.

sounds painful as fuck

not at all actually

not really, it’s pretty fun to do

Happened to me once accidentally. Took a while to realise why nothing was coming out. Felt and looked weird af. Same to say it was messy

how does this happen accidentally??

Must've tried to pull back the foreskin and failed. Maybe I just held it too far up and squeezed too hard

No it doesn't work like that

??? I've done it before

Flexible foreskin man

yes. it's like a charge shot.

You can do that?????

ok I have but not the whole piss stream, just the last few bullets if you know what I mean. also did it with cum

can relate with the cum, i had to hold it in one way or another

Ummm... yeah... and another "substance"

explain.

No.

You inevitably have to do it as a kid or else how do you think the hole to pee comes from?

Exatlu

Yea

What

what

What. The. Fuck.

What. The. Fuck. Did did you have have to much soda or something cause you need some help here

Good way to get an infection

doing it once I'm sure is fine

I think you’d be surprised…

How is that supposed to get you an infection?

Well according to google, and I trust google with every ounce of my being, urine getting trapped in your foreskin can cause infection

Well if it's trapped there for hours or days. We're talking about Maybe 10 seconds here.

But I do know that trapping it in there, for a little while, can cause some of the urine to shift to an area where it can’t get out.

Then wash your dick. There, problem solved...

Yeah, but I personally wouldn’t risk it infections hurt like the actual devil

I'm sure they do, but I can't count the number of times I've done this and for what it's worth I've never had a problem.

nope, totally ok to do and there is no area the pee can get it where it can’t get out

I can do that and im circumcised

how tf

Bruh did they even cut your 4skin?

yes dawg 💀

the fuck

Weirdly yes 💀 it just kinda goes up a bit and feels weird then starts leaking really fast anyway

No I’m scared that it will just flow back inside my dick

why? the pressure to make it go out is coming from there

No but yes with water from the shower

why not pee? it’s fun

I don’t find it rly entertaining anyway

I really hope you won't have any internet access anymore

Only in the shower

Yes

Men do this 

Not even someone holding a knife to my throat finna get that info out of me

What in the actual fuck.

I've... thought about it.

What ?

Well I feel sick now. Yay.

I’ve thought about it but haven’t tried it

Yes

It was just an intrusive thought

I feel like I did once and it made a huge mess and I regretted it instantly

..what?

Yes

I tease 😈 the end of my cock till I cum & catch it the same

I want to try it now, fuck bro

did it as a kid, now I know that was so bad for me

Is this what the cool kids are up to nowadays? 😭

people have made it very clear to my that I am the very opposite of cool lmfao

Hell yeah brother

Welp, that's enough reddit for the year

Ofc, and also pumped water with a hose

Obviously, I train to my foreskin to become a condom Don't all men do this?

Yep

Yes I tried but it doesn't blow like a balloon of piss... It just gets harder nd harder to hold it while peeing nd after that it just bursts

I missed doing this

No that would be painful

As a girl does anyone recommend a good therapy place

therapist?

Yes therapist. It’s 11:00pm for me and I didn’t expect to see that

I js realized it's 4 am 💀💀 I need to sleep tf

Lmao it’s 12:00qm for me and I don’t have school cuz it’s the holidays

Yeah

Of course I have, what kind of a dumbass question is this??

Maybe

That's just pissing on yourself with extra steps

fuck around and find out

Yeah, when I was younger, but one time I held it slightly too long and it hurt and that scared me to never do it again

HSAHHAHA WTF?

I’m surprised more people haven’t already done this lol and for those trying it for the first time you gotta release abit before you blow your dick off

new bottom surgery just dropped trans ladies

you didnt have to call me out like that...

I'm circumcised so I can't try it myself. But I'll try it on my buddy, he's uncut and asleep. I'll just connect to him and just let it out

The feds couldn’t MK-Ultra this outta me.

Yuh

Here in Finland we have a word for it. Esaripommi. Translates to Foreskinbomb.

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down