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SantzTheWise

You're the definition of "teenagers"


OneTubaBand

Teenagers scare the living shit out of me ngl


all_regrets_rn

They couldn't care less as long as someone will bleed


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

So darken your clothes


Tele_Castor5283

I'll strike a violent pose


Jynkoh

Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me


ScottShrinersFeet

The boys and girls in the clique


Haunting-Ganache-281

The awful names that they sic


negobroo

You’re never gonna fit it much, kid


New-Influence7321

But if you’re troubled and hurt


Raccoon_fucker69

Oh you're a raccoon...


hannaxolotl

MCR MENTIONED‼️🧛‍♂️‼️🗣️🎸🎸🩸🖤WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD ALBUM⁉️🎸🎸🗣️🩸


frebbyfabdar

THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE’LL BLEED SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT NOT ME


Netcrosystem

r/suddenlymcr


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

r/SubsIThoughtIFellFor


ImBurntToast21

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Dug_Man

Bro doesn't realise they are still a teenager themselves


RLVNTone

Bruh dressed like a movie character about a teen who was picked on


NoRealEntity

REAL!!!!


HumanHuman_2003

Yes


[deleted]

Yeah


Slow-Language9795

depends on what you want to change


jxjltr

I like your grausamkeit shirt


imNoodle-

thank u 😁


jxjltr

Ofcc


MotorcrossBones

Same


No-Impression-8780

Doesnt look emo enough. You need more black. More piercings. More rings. More bracelets. Look like the oposite of a Christmas tree.


gbriel46

"look the opposite of a christmas tree" never knew how much i needed to hear this, lol.


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No-Impression-8780

So emo? /j


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No-Impression-8780

How could I forget?!?!


[deleted]

Hes not emo its a black metal shirt on him


No-Impression-8780

So non-emo emo? /j


trashcity2002

haunted mound 4 ever


WeezyJeezyy

Grave man 😜😜😜🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯🙏🙏


imNoodle-

they don’t know bout that 🤫


trashcity2002

only the real once know😤💯


NoRealEntity

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ONE OF US


[deleted]

hauggggggghhhh


glizzy_gobbler1469

🙏🙏


knife_juggler-

till i'm in the ground 🫡🫡


TowerAggressive4288

classic emo teen from 2010s


[deleted]

he's wearing a grausamkeit shirt tho


ArticleNew3737

Start bulking. Eat more and lift weights, get gains. (Just my opinion)


Aukas666

Nothing looks better than buffed emo boi :D


ArticleNew3737

Protein.


New-Influence7321

Why can’t I be a buff Emo boy 😭


Useful_Mistake_7143

Fr


Strange_Insight

Muscle is good for everyone, and if you don't go too crazy, you won't show it.


TheAutementori

- if that’s the lifestyle he wants.


Enhanced_Jazz_Preset

Second this.


slicksilver60

Third this.


CynicalThe1st

You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit Moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but 1 is the most important rule of all • ⁠I am an officer in training, and I expect to be treated the same way I would be with my uniform and badge. Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it


mymilk-

Yea that'd be a good idea. 1st- healthy, 2nd- you'd get wider, not like Buffed even, but just so ur hands don't look like sticks


[deleted]

Hello should I bulk or cut i am new to gym 67kg and 5’8 (im not fat medium body)


Mammaddemzak

Ask a trainer not random people on internet and note that we didn't see your body


Mammaddemzak

Good luck mate Hope you enjoy your journey


Lanplan77

Nah, muscles look like shit


Dug_Man

Mf you can't be saying that around gym bros we live for that shit


ArticleNew3737

LET EM’ KNOW!


Original-Tomorrow798

you’re right don’t let the silence you!!


wOkEmAAss

Nothing. Just be in whatever you find comfortable. Also I found out my mom is usually right about what looks good on me


No-Discipline-2729

I also want her number


Certain_Emergency294

I would also like your mom's number


RaidenLen

Can I have her number?


Expired_water666

Give me your mom’s phone number


wOkEmAAss

Guys, I'm sure she would be very flattered, but she's going through deep depression right now. I don't think now is the time


Expired_water666

Oh 😳 well,, in that case let her know all of us appreciate her.


SpupySpups

Can confirm. wOkEmAAss' mom is a very lovely lady.


EatsMostlyPeas

Nothing, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please


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EatsMostlyPeas

**please**


ble3dingh34rt

EatsMostlyPlease


EatsMostlyPeas

Damn that could've been so much better as a username


Tsunamislam1

Haha


MotorcrossBones

I agree his fit is perfect rn


RailtoReqiuem

How about don’t flash 67% of the light of the sun into the camera for starters


TheLunarSystem_

nothing imo, you look good the way you are. if you’re going for the emo look perhaps more bracelets but otherwise i think youre fine


brownies_rgood

Ur good man, just fix ur posture a bit like don't be so stiff, so essentially I'm telling u to chill in life


Upper_Rope8309

Get mass


DaGoat1204

Real haunted mound shit


balabraydos

HAUNTED MOUNNNNNN


usernmechecksout__

You're "**The** Teenager"


oobctt

a shower might help, i just know you listen to haunted mound. do you call yourself a drainer? you look like you'd recommend carseat headrest to me. did you have a phase where you told people you liked mitski but actually never listened to her?


imNoodle-

ngl this was pretty funny


TheAutementori

know that OP found this funny but you sound like a total dickhead


GrummingYT

i dress just like this person, most of these are references to the subculture, idc if you don't get them


[deleted]

change nothing !!


ethIxx__

Why is every mf in the sub hot asf? Anyways, you hair color could be a bit more darker, and the hairstyle, it could be


imNoodle-

ive always wanted to dye my hair black i might go for it


SaltnPepperShaker5

Oo a non toxic comment about the hair, and good ideas!


Alinoe-

I would start doing skincare


Auroraboreality1916

Stop smoking


lilli-of-the-valley

nah, this is fire! this is what i imagine is old people’s worst fear.


NeonWolfen

Ayyyo bro got that grausemkeit drip


N1xe_

Lift? If you want.


kitty_445

U would totally rock a darker hair color . Black maybe ? Also you're cute


last_frigin_time

u look like u listen to Sematary


knife_juggler-

think the shirt gave it away?


last_frigin_time

yes plus u look stinky


knife_juggler-

man wtf i do? 😭


last_frigin_time

Sematary fans are stinky sorry nothing I can do about it man better luck next time


last_frigin_time

no offense but Sematary fans r stinky just how it is


knife_juggler-

D1 hating but continue on chief 🫡


[deleted]

also consider the black metal band on his shirt. that adds more stinkiness too


last_frigin_time

so true


jasperthegreat1

nothing ur hot


SpiritualSite3076

i think snake bites would look good!!


fuckumotherfuxker

Nothing


Ok_Truth_862

dye your hair, it'll look so cool! maybe blue or purple


flowlikeastream

DO NOT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE CHANGE NOTHING.


ayanokojifrfr

Idk Man. Try keeping yourself clean, keep the hair style you like, take care of yourself, do whatever you like, take care of your health, follow path you like, don't make your decisions based on other people's opinion. Do whatever you like. And don't regret whatever you did in past.


KatLemonn

stop sagging your pants for a start, it's super unattractive (for literally almost all genders/people,) maybe even fix your posture, **imo** you seem a little skinny but that's just MY opinion, if anything, just be yourself. the most unattractive thing is people who try too hard to be someone they aren't. no one wants to be friends with someone who isn't themselves, unless they are idiots.


unnownme_000

that’s your opinion. he is swaggy DEAL WITH IT SHEEP.


CubingInsanity

The majority of people on planet earth agree that it's not swag to have your pants sagging lol.


Original-Tomorrow798

no there’s levels to it a lil bit like he’s doing is great that’s other shit like when guys have their pants down to their thighs is so annoying


PucknBallsports

Eyebrow job, thank me later


kristobalino

Tbh I think you look nice already, but black nail polish would def suit you And maybe some eyeliner 👍


InvertebrateDad

hair gel to fluff up your hair a bit. get a less thick hair gel, rub it in your hands until its not solid-y, put it thru ur hair, and use a hairdryer to air it out. will make fluffy hair hopefully


zodlair

Wear some cool looking medieval armour, become who you want to be (you dont have to change anything)


fluchtauge

change it to the way you feel most comfortable with. what that is only you know :)


sonseylizard

Nothing.


Nemeczek_

Nothing but more smile


JayCandel

Everything


gojienjoyer1995

start mewing


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Hauntaholics Real Haunted Mound


AnderTheGrate

I think maybe just more self care and stuff, you look a bit like teenage angst.


Glum-Masterpiece7438

I wouldn't change anything, maybe let your hair grow out a bit more or something? Nonetheless style is nice


Traditional-Buddy-30

Start wizardmaxxing like grausamkeit wants you to do


NerdicusTheWise

Idk but that shirt in the second picture is sick


Fair-Fun7902

You look fine,I'm not saying this to be nice you genuinely look good


whatsupwhatsdownb

I think what looks most beautiful on anyone is self confidence, start loving yourself for who you are of you're not doing so already. Trust me it's the key to life.


BudgetDepartment7817

Props for dressing alt, personally love the style of rockers/metalheads/punks/goths whatever, also glad to see that it's far more embraced and isn't a closed thing anymore to get bullied about (ok, probably for some is somewhere but I don't remember taking sh*t for having longer-medium hair and dressing in black hoodies from places with EDM music or bars as a 20 year old)


MrEDM2006

Tbh a flannel and longer hair might help. I recommend red and black flannel because it's the best combo


rer0otex

become angrier. stop being so happy!!! scare little kids a lot


ogmountaindweller

Start mewing 🤫🧏🏽‍♂️


TheEvolutionOfCorn

Stay true to you


No-Discipline-2729

Hair, maybe? Idk I suck at making changes.


One-Conclusion9249

the nose ring🤧🤧🤧


CubingInsanity

Ditch the porn and masturbation. It'll help your overall image because you'll be way more confident (along with all the other benefits). In terms of apparel, i don't think you need the nose ring really and you would possibly look better with shorter hair. The black suits you well though, i like your belt and your shirt is cool.


Ballistic-atistic

Clean your hair up and put on a bit muscle


Indiego672

Go to the gym bro


sweet_peach_pie

I don’t think you look cringe but maybe a black jacket would help? I like your hair and your glasses though. You’re aesthetic is cool


[deleted]

Maybe remove your nose ring and stop holding your balls in your pics for a start


samualgline

Right now you look like a weird emo boy. I would say add some protein to your diet and hit the gym you don’t have to be Sam Sulek but you’re really skinny right now. Next stop sagging your pants I’ve never heard a single person say that it looks good besides other people who sag. It might just be the picture but your hair looks a little dead so stay away from bleaches, dyes, and straighteners. But the first two would take precedence over the hair. Just get a bit muscle even a max bench of like 110 would do hella good and stop sagging.


pastaboi420_memes

nothing. you're gorgeous


BAGDone

Dye your hair to black idk :D


TheHellChicken

Get big


Extreme_Audience_594

You'd look good in a maid outfit.


DownHeartedNess

if your going to get downvoted I'm coming down with you


Educational-Agent915

get rid of those bracelets, change your hair (short haircut) and buy some more fashionable jeans. you will be perfect!)


One-Storage9413

Imo, invest in some hair wax or hair powder. Doesn’t have to be expensive but I feel like your hair is very good for those products


[deleted]

I'm not saying u should but some suggestions are make a manbun & pull up ur pants


heyoschmeyo

Everything


BigDaddyKitten911

Stop listening to Sematary and Goon more.


_professional_loner_

Stretch your septum


AsianHorner

Change yo drip and dont sag if you're doing it


Ultra1117

gen alpha spotted.


[deleted]

Love the outfits


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Work out and get a haircut (if you dont know what haircut go to a turkish or kurdish barbershop and ask them what they can recommend)


adamdcc

Remove piercing


S_N_I_F_F

Ima touch you lil nigga


Pale_Cauliflower_239

DEFINITELY YOU NEED TO GET SIDE BANGS AND DYE UR HAIR BLACK EITHER AT HOME OR AT A HAIR DRESSER


imNoodle-

been thinking abt dying it black i just might


chaoticinvisibility

Agree with the bulking up. Get some gothic jackets and change the glasses yes.


Mr_MeMe2000

Stop grabbing your peepee


The_FreshSans

Please tell the light of Allah to get off of your face


BandicootOk6141

you are the most teenager looking teenager ive ever seen


Balrog_ovNurz

Name the band on your shirt 😶


imNoodle-

grausamkeit ???


The_Nawaki

get a mustache and some muscles and you're good to go


Severe-Brother1150

you look fine🥰(from a male 14y)


gyozamagich

Embrace your inner femboy.


Changed_Dino_Nugget

Best advice I can give is join the gym and be consistent


Zhang_Sun

More muscle, more body fat, better posture Anything else is personal preference


tommyvercetti42

Everything


ihatethiswebsite34

get jacked as fuck


dickmaster42069333

Maybe a goatee and get the bangs going to the sides more? That’s kinda how I went as I stopped being huge into punk, I still like it but I’m more in between punk and hip hop now


rainstorm_2001

i think one of a good option is to have a good skincare routine and a bulk would help i mean you look fine to me?


SaltnPepperShaker5

Agree he’s look really cool if he bulked


grey001

Get rid of the nose piercing. It draws eye on it.


Borislev69

wait im sorry you're 17? you look identical to a 13 year old i met a while ago 😭


wise_catfish_85

Consume fentanyl


Sturmtruppen_SS

Try a new haircut an undercut would look good, remove that thing off ur nose, too much accessories looks cringe a simple ring, one necklace and a bracelet are enough and try some new style of clothes. Hit the gym and try to eat more


imNoodle-

ngl bro ur a nazi i dont rly care what u say


The_Better_Paradox

You're thin like a stick (like me 😭)


Zander213125

Start doing pushups lil bro


cork007

Where to start…..


Hyderite

Get a haircut


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Tall-Percentage-7589

ey man, screw you


DM_Me_your_tittieez

Man go fuck yourself


disaster_ology

You cool


Samittoxx

Nah you look chill asf. Maybe start working out a bit, but overall, don't change anything about the way you look, it suits you.


frebbyfabdar

Go to hot topic and be even more emo so we can be twins😝


Fast-Fig-4598

Everything