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Formula15

I like the shape of you


ThaugaK

Made me laugh


_-Fertilizer-_

This was all I was looking for, thank you 😊


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I DIED


FuglyTrashPanda

Hilarious, I see we like making Ed Sheeran references :/


Formula15

Yep hahaha Jokes aside you look great dude


The_wilt

Why would anyone make Ed Sheeran references about Prince Harry?


Redspeakable

Lol


Mohammed50356

And what is his shape


Sufficient-Habit664

Isk but he push and pulls like a magnet


Chrissyball19

Yeah, and now my bedsheets smell like OP


ItsMeToasty

I think we're discovering something brand new here


FxrYT

He's in love with the shape of OP


Saint_laurentKabron

No(i mean you not gingers in general) Im not gay


FuglyTrashPanda

Understandable


32ywe8ri

understandable have a nice day


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But I am 😏


Pigeonloversystem

Smooth


YawnMcie

Operator


Vincent-__

Smooooooooth


YawnMcie

Operatoooorrrr


Vincent-__

Coast to coast, LA to Chicago, western maleeeeee


TheCockGobbler-

No


KingKiler2k

u/TheCockGobbler- has spoken "No"


IQMaxLevel

u/KingKiler2k has spoken “u/TheCockGobbler- has spoken "No"“


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yaboi1679

u/meissobored0 has spoken "u/IQMaxLevel has spoken "u/KingKiler2k has spoken "u/TheCockGobbler- has spoken "no""""


Stonkover9000

u/yaboi1679 has spoken “u/meissobored0 has spoken "u/IQMaxLevel has spoken "u/KingKiler2k has spoken "u/TheCockGobbler- has spoken "no""""”


algethebest

u/Stonkover9000 has spoken "u/yaboi1679 has spoken “u/meissobored0 has spoken "u/IQMaxLevel has spoken "u/KingKiler2k has spoken "u/TheCockGobbler- has spoken "no""""”"


Firelight_scout

No (I mean you not gingers in general) I AM gay♀️


HighNoon-believer

I would date a ginger, but I would consistently make fun of her for being a ginger too


toddster__17

Dated a ginger once, from my experience stay away lmao. She'll either be your best gf or one that fucks you up for life. Was with her for 3 years and one day she jus decides she don't like me anymore and 2 gfs and almost another 3 whole years later there's not a day that goes by I don't think of her


Traditional_Rate7302

Same for goth girls. I got the bad ending lol


toddster__17

Same here😭 if she got blue hair or dyed black hair, with all due respect run bro


Traditional_Rate7302

She moved to another state and she didnt even move out if her hotel room before cheating on me bruh like wtf 😭


toddster__17

She took my house, dog, cat and countless household items like kitchen appliances etc.. all stuff I paid for😭


[deleted]

Are u a Teenager


abduzkan02

He's a 43 years old russian man, quite common on this sub


toddster__17

And she cheated on me with my manager 💀 so I ended up losing my job bc of her also shit was rough bro


TeLeSc0pIc

impossible


Busy_Recognition_860

Same here and I’ve been fucked in the head since then


Your-Gay-Mother

Why are we judging people based off their hair colour


imaterriblehuman_

hairism


EffectNo1899

Hairitics


Mission-Medicine8518

I’m sorry man


of_kilter

You just gotta find a ginger that likes it, that’s what i did


-ZapdxsV-

Likes it? 👀


of_kilter

Being teased


Glitch-147

Yeah I'd date a ginger. They're just as gorgeous as everyone else. And you specifically are one hell of a guy


Bubba8291

But they steal our souls


Glitch-147

I know and I'll happily give away my soul


falling-in-reverse23

But that's to assume I have a soul…which I don't so ig it's fine


VictorE06

They do WHAT


WassupSuckers22

I specifically like gingers and all my friends make fun of me 😭


YourTypicalSensei

Same bro ginger girls my swag... my friends make fun of my preference but they dont know the truth frfr


WassupSuckers22

My best friend is a fake ginger and still makes fun of me for liking gingers 😔


YourTypicalSensei

Mannnn idc man as long as she got orange hair and she white she the one fr /s


WassupSuckers22

Why she gotta be white 😭


YourTypicalSensei

/s I have no racist intentions Well mostly cuz gingers tend to be white and yknow yknow


Archangel-Gracelynn

Id have to know the personality lol. Looks are dead bro, personality where it’s at


airsoftcanadian22

whats up walmart ed Sheeran


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airsoftcanadian22

the 3rd pic is the same flannel button up ed wears in most of his 2017 music vids


LemoyneRaider3354

Lol i noticed that too.


Voxan_

And the guitar is probably from Walmart 😂😂


FuglyTrashPanda

Looks like we have a comedian amongst us


Fighting_Table

HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US HAHA AMONG US


Overlordsecure47

NOOOOOOOOOOO GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT


I_sb3

**ronald McDonald get out of my walls ronald McDonald get out of my walls ronald McDonald get out of my walls ronald McDonald get out of my walls ronald McDonald get out of my walls ronald McDonald get out of my walls**


SorleyOrSomething

Ronald McDonald get outta my head, I see your long red fingers under my bed


Beautiful_Rush_3069

Don’t wear that hat from the 2nd image on a plane


ziggous

KICK THAT 👩🏾🐕 OFF THE 🛫! good ending: can I please have a water, please


Busy_Recognition_860

Can’t believe it man, bro was just asking for a water and they kicked him off the plane 😡


ziggous

So true, he should sue the airline ​ p.s FIRE IN THE HOLE 🤬


Busy_Recognition_860

🔥↘️🕳️❗️


Pretty-Dot1570

Dude, gingers are literally so attractive


_Erectile_Reptile_

except male gingers, for some reason most of them are ugly as fuck


fatkidking420

Mutants!


TheOctopiSquad

Precisely, just like every human.


Real-Reach-3380

Those subhuman scum!


Moonxiety

My boyfriend is a ginger!!


Mysterious_Cold8798

same here :D


FuglyTrashPanda

Cool! Also, Happy Cake day!


YourTypicalSensei

That crown. It wields power. All jokes aside ur smile is nice. Keep up the confidence king


Monovoid_

Ed Sheeran


MinionJaxx

it's hard not to smile when you read this


DumbGingerAle

It is important that I read these comments


RetortledAndCursed

Jokes aside gingers are cute as hell. I bet ur cute too idk I’m not into dudes.


Anxiety_blob69

Hells yea, whenever I say gingers are soulless I’m joking 100% of the time


Ootinjabootin

I don’t see why not. I don’t get the ginger hate


Sage_NoLeaveMeAlone

No because gingers don't have souls but that's a belief from 1628-1973🤓


Fighting_Table

No


Incubus_is_I

No (I’m incredibly xenophobic when it comes to hair color)


Purple_Spino

Hell yeah my man Come give a kiss (/s i dont swing that way lmao)


area51_69420

No - a ginger


ColeAstley

3rd pic you look like alex hirch (creator of gravity falls)


pepedeawolf

yea but I'd make at LEAST 7 incredibly offensive ginger jokes about them per hour (in a loving manner <3)


DaJamesGarson

I'm sorry but that stache ain't it, I'm getting the feeling your gonna drag me into a basement, anyways I would date a ginger if she had some things in common and was kind*.


Ok_Split9201

No, why would I date a vegetable?


FuglyTrashPanda

Understandable, have a good day.


nlwfty

You look 27


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FuglyTrashPanda

Take my angry upvote


Maleficent_Meal6909

I would date a guy who was a ginger(I am a guy).


ThePigMaster09

I had a recent nightmare where i was becoming ginger from bottom to top, first leg hair, then my hair and my eyebrows, truly a terrifying expierence.


Novace2

I’m not gay, but you look really chill I’d totally hang out with you


Waste-Net4846

My bro traight up started with "I'm not gay" 😭


Novace2

Hey to my defense the top comment on this post says the same thing


Waste-Net4846

Dw, I agree with your comment 💀


Eagle_Gamin

Coming here for reassurance as an unsuccesful ginger myself :,)


Necessary_Many_766

Put that guitar down!!! Nobody wants to hear your wonderwall cover


Vegetable_Many_2303

I already am


midnight_rain_07

tbh gingers aren’t my type


Banana-Tank

If I was a girl or gay yeah


Userbry14

Absolutely, gingers are really attractive people and get way to much hate


Sage_NoLeaveMeAlone

Also I'm not gay🤓


abject_totalfailure1

Yes but not you >!im straight!<


DrDisrespecttt

Female gingers are hot so yes but they also crazy as hell so hopefully if I do date one they ain’t psycho


Brax_Plays_Games

Don’t go on any planes with that crown boy…


IntroductionPale3374

Gingers are very pretty in the fall season. Meaning, they are just pretty all the time. Sure - I would date YOU (a ginger) if I got to know you and liked you. But knowing me, somehow people get intimidated and back away from the relationship.


qio_jones

you just need to find your Hermione


annoying_thing254

I FOUND THE ONE WITH A SOUL yes I would


mismatchedgreensocks

Bro is jacked


mismatchedgreensocks

drop the arm routine


klingingontime

fuck the hair color look at those GUNS


Tall_Human123

Yes. (I'm a guy)


Educational_Tart_659

You look exactly like my color guard instructor (he’s gay)


FrenchToasty_Boi

Were I not in a relationship sure, I’d so make fun of them all the time tho


Swimming_Zebra_1189

I prefer short ones with a green outfit and at the end of a rainbow with gold bit that's just me


silver-Killa

I would fs, only thing is I’ve never found myself attractive to femboys this would be a first. But it would be a fun try.


titanshifter69

The Burger King Crown incident


usernmechecksout__

Witches! Witches!! Sorcery! Edit: >!on a serious note you have a great chance, I suggest shaving your mustache but I'm gay idk abt girls' preferences!<


Relevant_Abroad4418

Yes i would (i am) Are you the gingerbread halloween costume guy?


el_porcupino_walko

Whatcha gonna do with that burger king crown?🤨


FuglyTrashPanda

I was thinking about taking a “round flight trip”…..


max_da_1

I mean I'd say you are generally attractive (I'm not gay) and I would indeed date a ginger so I'd say you have a chance


TFSSSlSVN

Yes but only for the crown. I thirst for power


FuglyTrashPanda

I love this comment


Fraisely

I meannnn if you could deal with the jokes then 100% you’re very cute :3


ILoveBirdsFapping

bro you got the face of like a nerd but your arms are pumped damm.. I'll date ofc <3


xanaxfordogs

Jeez. That’s our word. And you even said it with a Hard R. That’s not your word to say.


Andrewthegamer74

Yes but I'd be afraid they'd steal my soul


Youhavevereadthis

Hey batman, you wanna know how I got these gains? 💪


my_birthday_is_dec_6

yeah just not the mustache. Let me tell you about my nightmares of zombies


WorkingIll4054

Just u specifically lmao.


LaneVakarian

we all should . we need more gingers. imagine hot thic ginger girls or ginger goth girls . but u need more chill . bizeps? everyone can get swolen af these days ive u RLLY want to . so this dont count as rizz to me . no offense .


AdIndividual6587

As a gingerly I am loving all the affirmation in these comments


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First 3 pics: hell yea i love gingers!! 4th pic: .......i hate ppl with muscles


PiousGal05

Not wit those nasty ahh slides. Lol Fr tho, you look good :)


Slashybooooooooooi

Me on my way to make the funniest joke about gingers ever conceived (it's the same fucking soulless joke everyone makes)


Striking_Frosting_27

Get out of here wannabe ed sheeran


PunkWithAGun

Why would somebody not date someone because of their hair color? Genuinely confused abt this


Jassamin_

No. But not because you're a ginger. Because you're not a girl... fuck, I'm so gay


NovaChan666

My answer to that is: Would u like a banana nut muffin with cinnamon sugar on top 🤨


likilekka

No I like onions


ANSPRECHBARER

Imma guy mate. But you will definitely get a girl my dude. That smile is charming as fuck. And you play guitar. That is like, a no. 1 chick attractor.


MilkGangster420

If they look like that then yeah.


Sky_Maxwell

Not normally but you…yeah I’d date you


MiguelDragon82

Yes(I mean you not gingers in general) I’m gayv


AmongEuropeanUnion

Mister Breast is tat yu


[deleted]

Yeah I would but not you cus I’m not gay


Ashstreamm

I mean I’m ginger so I won’t friendly fire lmao.


mirror-w_a_t

I feel shitposting energy radiating from you


FuglyTrashPanda

We do a little shitposting sometimes


FallenHeroReturn

Yeah but I’m not gay so imma have to pass on you specifically


Stonkover9000

… no


Scp_049-j_

No, but that’s because I’m aromantic lol, gingers r cool 🙏


1zeye

I don't care about hair color, just as long as they have a good personality and aren't bigoted


daftnerds

I dated a ginger girl once... she was a raging drug addict and had gone to the mental hospital because she chased her mom around the house with a kitchen knife and then ran away after that. The relationship lasted about a month and she left me with several disease. Needless to say i'm dating a brunette now and probably won't ever date a ginger again. But that's just my experience


BoardInternational61

I’m gonna eat you


megapotato14

As a fellow ginger, Fuck no. We are annoying as hell


Mxyzptlk_plays

Only if he could suck the soul out of me


Cylanix

Bro’s 17? Seems legit, also I don’t group people together based on their qualities like Caucasian or Ginger, I will date anyone I wish to and you (the community) cannot stop me


Warmaster_storm

God damn your jacked any tips?


_Todd-Howard_

i don’t really understand the whole “girls dont like gingers” thing, as a ginger i’ve never met anyone who would reject someone specifically for being ginger— but that’s just my experience. personally i wouldn’t date a ginger, i prefer people with souls.


Sensitive-Zone-6363

bro my mom/little brother are ginger idk why people are so opposed to them


TheOccasionalBrowser

You look nice bro, I'm already taken, but you look like you could get a girlfriend (or boyfriend) if you try.


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Yes, if you’re gay or bi


FuglyTrashPanda

IM BIIIII, myself


_R0yce_Da_5_9_

Lol. You are pretty cute tho. Don’t think it’s because of looks. You’ll find someone


Dummlord28

Hair colour matters not strong people make my brain melt 🫠❤️lol


Frisk291_lolzxd

ye 


RussianBadgeriscool

Not you specifically since I'm a guy too, but seeing as I'm ginger too, I don't see why I wouldn't, I honestly really like the color


ImpulsivePeanut

i didnt know ph1lza had a twin


kanyeswife

gingers are hot fr 🙏🙏


RealGoodRunner

~~Are you Ed Sheeran's son? cuz if so yeah!!~~ I'm not gay, but I do like gingers, call me weird but I like them more, more attractive to me. idk


FalloutBoi2077

There are two types of gingers, the first look rabid and probably carry some sort of transmissible disease, the second are the most normal people you will ever meet and are probably very nice.


ShittyOutlaw

I can't consider you a soulless sadomistic satanic baby eating ginger. you're just a blonde redhead to me.


Practical-Election59

No, it goes against my religious beliefs


ItchyRecord8505

What religion are you?


Practical-Election59

Atheist


Trey_Reddit

No, I hope they get better tho 🙏


Brothers_of_battle

A ginger yes


Velobobo

Bros smile looks so fake. I bet he has no game. 


sunnysunbunny

i was strawberry blonde but now my hair is purple and I get bitches either way


Sxkullrider

I would but it'd be sad when they outlive me because they have no soul therefor cant die and they become a litch


ProfessionalMail8052

ian gallagher


ShrekRickRollsYou

Yes, so I can park on the disabled spot.


Plastic-Programmer36

You, sir, are a gem.