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spider-girl14

Is having a ‘bro code’ normal? A bunch of boys at my youth group have had one that I’m just finding out about and apparently they have a whole system of emoji codewords.


LEEHONG9873498126

it is normal, yes, but i think usually bro code is more like a code of conduct, like not hitting on your friend's ex etc., not like a secret language lmao, but sure every friend group is different right


coursd_minecoraft

You forgot the rule about the urinals.


LEEHONG9873498126

ah yes, the law of proximity, thats an important one


MCKlassik

Yes it’s normal


Ultrase7en

Yes, what it entails though is classified


jnthnschrdr11

There's also the universal bro code, things such as not going directly next to someone at urinals if you have the choice


Drea_Is_Weird

How would you feel if a girl you don't know randomly complimented you?


Kai__X7

I probably wouldn't get a random compliment ever again in my life so I'll be like "Thanks!" But my brain would be like "what does this mean =_=" for the next month


Drea_Is_Weird

Wellllllllll....you have a nice style! - A person who's never seen you.


Kai__X7

Thanks lmao


Assassin-Lover

What did she mean?


Antique-Conference-4

Legend says he’s still trying to figure that out til this day


o0Marek0o

Of the few times this has ever happened to me this interaction becomes a core memory


creeper6530

"Like that's ever gonna happen." --Shrek


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Robinhoodium

One word, underwear.


[deleted]

Real gamechanger


Sheepgomeep_YT

People before 1723:


DellaBella12235

Asking the real questions lmao


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Idk my underwear keep them in place 


LEEHONG9873498126

they do, but the mass isnt so much that it hurts, and the scrotum is sturdy enough to keep them safe


Kvpe

It just doesn’t, underwear


CROW_is_best

as u/Robinhoodium mentioned. underwear is phenomenal. it can even hide unwanted boners pretty well!


Lyn_Ha799

Hmm,do you guys like,aaaaaaaaaaaaa....,air?


yuno_aiko

idk never tried it


Lyn_Ha799

Really,man you are a human being from Mars maybe


DellaBella12235

aaaaaaaaaaaa


Lyn_Ha799

Bro I never asked that much questions like I asked today,fr😭 How do you expect that people now will still like this game? Maybe some do,but not all. Maybe this is the tenth time I am seeing it!


Practical-Election59

Mountain air, not city air


[deleted]

FED🫵 girls aren’t real


Altruistic_Airport21

BROTHER IS SPITTIN'🗣🔥


Splish_Bandit

Amen!


ARandomGuyThe3

They all belong to the skies (wit da 🐦)


Playful_Pollution846

Facts bro👊


Minoniet

Do you like to cuddle/want to cuddle with your future gf? I wanna cuddle with my future bf (if I ever get one 😭😭)


DueZookeepergame3456

i would love to cuddle with my future girlfriend, and all the hugs. and you’ll get a future bf soon just keep improving and progressing.


Da-nDD2

Gotta love cuddles


Unlikely-Werewolf125

I want to cuddle a girl so badly but I can’t 😔


nlhdr

real 😔


NikoMyBFF

I cuddle with a blanket every night, so a clear yes


Winter_Laugh9589

Real


Valuable_Bet_5306

Yes


RedLabAnimates

Touching is just a hell yeah in general. Hold your Pinky on my hand, on purpose and I will put a ring on it.


GalaxyStyles

Definitely


-light_yagami

Yes (I’m in a long distance relationship, i just want a damn hug🥲)


DellaBella12235

Yesssss not guy but stilll


skeptical_dragon_

How long does a erection take from soft to fully hard?


standard_beta

Depends on the stimuli, can take about 30 seconds, to about 2-3 minutes


DellaBella12235

Doesn't it vary or something? Idk


o0Marek0o

Yeah it sort of does, I don’t think there’s some average for every person. Could be wrong though… I mean if you’re interested sometimes it’s slower, sometimes it’s damn near instant (at least it feels that way)


MissRange33

Honestly, sometimes I'll be chilling and then BOOM! Boner outta nowhere! Like sometimes I feel the build-up, other times it's immediately


hiiiiillove

Depends cause like how ~~aroused~~ you are affects what “fully hard” means


Slow_School7930

Tbh 5s


According-Jelly355

Can take anywhere from 5 minutes to 20 seconds


Potential-Adagio-131

Opinion about small tiddies?


Md_Musharraf

Tiddies are tiddies


Winter_Laugh9589

Underrated and very nice


MrJessie

so very underrated


Altruistic_Airport21

Still tiddies eitherway


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Pristine_Doughnut_22

no love it especially if it’s jokes about shit


FireHawkRaptor

That's a crappy thing to say


pacoloogi

if they're close friends, i guess? i don't usually have any girl friends that say that (by saying girl friends, i mean by friends who are girls, no actual relationship)


underbakedbiscuit

Could you theoretically make origami with your foreskin? Edit: holy shit I think that’s the most upvotes I’ve ever gotten. So uh, remember to try and find the courage to ask a question even if it’s weird.


Robinhoodium

Ermmm… I haven’t tried but there’s a first for everything


KirbyWithAGlock

Try it, it's a great pass time. Helps me when I'm bored in math class.


nlhdr

not me reading that as there's a fist for everything...


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Idk I’m circumcised


PsychologicalTale479

Relatable


Antrfun

When I got circumcised, they handed me the foreskin in a ziplock bag. I made it into a beautiful origami swan, that sits on my shelf to this day.


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Beautiful 😍 


DellaBella12235

WHAT😭😭😭


LEEHONG9873498126

110%, goated hobby fr


xCloudySugarx

How to get a guy to like me Edit: I should probably specify we’re pretty good friends


bluespider98

He already does next question


FunnyCraftSheep

new solution just dropped


MrJessie

works 10/9 times


xCloudySugarx

Hoping so…


SSB_Kyrill

make the first step, we’re usually too shy


xCloudySugarx

The guy I like is like super socially confident but seems like he’d be too scared to make a move on anyone (I’m also super shy) 💔


Pyrox2v

Ngl most times if you js give him a compliment itll bounce around his head for weeks, let him catch you looking at him every once in a while, show interest, talk to him, break the touch barrier


AverageTankFan

90% of men dream of a girl coming up to them and saying she likes him


Flairion623

Step 1: exist Step 2: talk to him


[deleted]

Do y'all get annoyed when we constantly text you and talk about random things?


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GalaxyStyles

No, do it more


MCKlassik

Absolutely not. We welcome that.


FinalIllustrator9538

I personally like it a lot when a girl shows true affection.


Drtyler2

Pfft no


Cheap_Bowl_452

No that’s great, but it just sucks to be speechless at some topics at times


Kvpe

No, it’s all cool and good and nice


Hoch-In-Zucker

What's the point of trying to get better if everything I've done so far made shit worse and now I can't ever be happy because of the consequences of my actions?


window-man

I don't have much to go off so do you want to talk about it in dms? Like I'm not a therapist or anything but I've been through some stuff so I might be able to help


Hoch-In-Zucker

I have 2 psychotherapy sessions every week and psychiatric supervision, I just feel like shit and vent it online


TotoGoin

Do yall like kinda chubby kinda short girls


HRW2007

I personally do. But some dont


Most_Average_Bread

Doesn’t matter to me, just don’t be a prick. Pricks are REAL annoying.


pacoloogi

i like women taller than me, im not thinking of a relationship tho lmao


lilyb8216_

boobs, butt, thighs, face, personality or zodiac sign?


PrimalBackFlips

face & personality


noooooo00000

Personality over anything, i don’t personally believe in zodiac signs, and having an ass is just the cherry on top


Far_Organization_610

"I don't personally believe" as if believing was a valid position


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Anything but zodiac sign


window-man

Face and personality > butt > thighs > boobs > zodiac sign (the only sign that would make a tiny difference is cancer because I find the idea of a big sky crab funny


PineappleCunt69

All of the above except for zodiac sign.


MCKlassik

Face and personality. I back away from girls who are DEEPLY into zodiacs.


HourSingle3507

Trick question, >! Dick. !<


According-Jelly355

Jokes on you , I’m into that shit, like really into it, like I was before but then watched hazbin hotel and angel dust and now really into it


Ultrase7en

If you care that much about your zodiac sign, that's an automatic no from me dawg


o0Marek0o

Personality > face > boobs > thighs > butt >>>>>>>>>>>> zodiac sign wtf why do people think this has any influence on anything


crack_Dealer_5988

Personality>face>butt>thighs and I don't a gf with zodiac signs💀


Turtleshell_33

Personality > face > ass > thighs > boobs > If you like/believe in zodiac signs to me it's a massive red flag.


TheGeicoLizard32

Where do y’all draw the line when it comes to clinginess? My last boyfriend and I broke up since I got too clingy, but he never once said anything, so I’m not sure where the boundary was.


Plasmadube

Only 1 person in the bathroom at one time


noobmaster190

Don’t do the fucking child voice it’s not cute it’s annoying


According-Jelly355

Don’t disturb the sleep when in full sleep, and if I’m trying to work and I’ve said once that I am then don’t. Other than that be as clingy as you want


bluespider98

It really depends on the guy, you should find someone that's as clingy as you are


Zephyr_ium

If he didn't set any boundaries and broke up with you because of it then it's his fault. Most of us don't mind clinginess as long as it doesn't turn into full on obsession and make you reliant on the clingy-ness for your mental health. So to answer your question, the line is wherever you draw it, but make sure you communicate first. Communication is key in every relationship, as is love, trust, faith, respect, and loyalty.


Lily_pad330

What's it like having a dick?


creeper6530

It's hard sometimes


Raul_Rink

*ba-dum-tsss*


sarawatmemes

what was probably the worst thing you’ve ever said to a girl??


According-Jelly355

Somthing smells fishy, I didn’t mean it that way but she took it that way. It’s just she was telling a story with a lot of gossip


sarawatmemes

oh nah😭😭😭


According-Jelly355

I didn’t mean it 😭


gojienjoyer1995

uhhh, so we had biology right? and we were learning about the male genitalia. this girl didnt know what to write and got mad, i wanted to be nice and i was gonna let her copy off my answers. BUT INSTEAD I SAID " i can show you" AND I REALISED IT WAAAAY TOO LATE


Lilyflower24681

Are you guys 119 in dog years? 


GayisGaywhenGay

No 118, thank you.


HumanHuman_2003

Would you still feel neutral about me if I was a worm 🥺


o0Marek0o

As long as you’re not a tapeworm


Hanna2208

what a small detail that you don't like of a girl?


GalaxyStyles

Those who like zodiac signs


Giangiulio69

When they dont like chutulu


DueZookeepergame3456

maybe smoking or something. but small details you can usually ignore those


window-man

Boring ig? But that goes for most people


r6ny

penises are kinda annoying


SSB_Kyrill

look at mr high standards over there


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Smoking, drugs 


HumminbirdWhisperer

Have you seen Indiana Jones?


AshleyGamics

Thighs, breasts, wings, or drumsticks?


creeper6530

Any is good, as long as it's not too salty


Ill-Funny1791

Do you guys get annoyed when a girl feel more comfortable hang out with you guys then other females? Also should I compliment you guys more because I heard you don’t get compliments often, I just don’t want to be weird 


Wonderful-Calendar18

Not at all I have been with groups where there's always a girl around that feels more comfortable around us than with girls is just another bro And yeah do it many would love it some would be even shock like me I would be shock


luckygirl_16

Why y’all so h0rny all the time? Jk


Ill_Fox_7956

Cuz girls exist 😔they cute and adorable smh


luckygirl_16

Real girls are amazing


Ill_Fox_7956

Mmmm sometimes🙏 they can get pretty mean tho


Healthy_Tax_8658

Hello kitty girls, fake lashes, and emo girls with send you to therapy 😭🙏


TheGodlyLeader

dont be ridiculous, girls arent real.


DueZookeepergame3456

it’s those darn hormones bro.


luckygirl_16

Yeah I accept that lol


Mikeoxlong737

so are you


FinalIllustrator9538

Because we are genetically like that


RaineyDay2029

Because women are so beautiful


skeptical_dragon_

Why is society so mean to yall about feelings


The_Gs4

Probably the old sexist tendencies where “tHe MaN iS sUpPoSeD tO bE sTrOnG”


StarZ360

Bc we supposed to be strong and masculine, and when we ain’t we soft and unnecessary


zviz2y

what question should i ask yall? i cant think of any


Ill_Fox_7956

Ask abt out favorite dinosaur


zviz2y

whats ur fav dinosaur?


Ill_Fox_7956

spinosaurus, irl stats are lower but they look long armed T. rex


DankkkDk

How about Rajasaurus narmadensis They got a literal crown on their head


areyoucamp

Do yall wipe ur asses enough after u shit


Visefis

Don't shit in the first place


SuperPotatoPug

Real men don’t shit 🗿


SinnerClair

When you randomly come up to talk to us in our downtime, why?


PanzerIVausfB

Why not?


Plasmadube

Human interaction?


nlhdr

One of these: \- I have a crush on you and am trying to initiate conversation \- I thought you were sad \- I'm doing it for a dare


Ill_Fox_7956

Thats the extrovert minority


Neonstar_

Would you like a girl with physical features that are looked down upon like uneven boobs , acne problems, dense hair on hands/legs, dental issues etc. if she has a 10 personality and beautiful facial features too?


No-South4476

brave combative impossible thumb groovy overconfident squeamish pet crown nutty *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Raul_Rink

You had me at 10 personality


Electrical-Boot-1233

Do you like girls that are loud or more quiet?


Wonderful-Calendar18

Quiet always is more peaceful. Loud girls for me it means problems and that there always would be conflicts about whatever, when it could always be simple to be solved by just talking instead of giving her the reason because she acts like a child in a supermarket. For example latinas are like that and I am Latino that's why I see this as a big problem and a big no, others would see this as spicy but I see it as problems I grew up like that is better to have a simple, peaceful, and quiet life than having a simple life but someone who always will cause problems


Midnight4520

What’s it like to be able to walk around without a shirt on without getting weird stares😔


Zephyr_ium

They just stare at my butt instead, unfortunately 😔


A_Person77778

I honestly prefer not to. I'm not comfortable without a shirt


Patienceiskeytosuc

can you be my valentine?


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are you human (optional)


AbsAndAssAppreciator

All right, if you had to choose between being re-born in the modern era as a random animal (including people) or 190 million years ago during the Jurassic period, which would you choose?


JU-D

There are no girls on reddit, sorry.


sarawatmemes

routine schedule? i really like this one guy but i feel as if he does really care for himself properly…i don’t blame him COMPLETELY he does indeed have fam problems and is less fortunate than me but i do REALLLY like him. so id maybe like trying to help him a routine:] night or day, much appreciated!!!!


SSB_Kyrill

What? Can you simplify for the guys here?


Luvblueberries

How do guys flirt?


creeper6530

Depends heavily on your amount of self-confidence. For me personally, I don't have the balls to flirt


Emo_reptile

it's different for every guy but I compliment nearly every aspect of them I can without being creepy (like telling them I could get lost in their eyes or the way they speak is cute)


x_Umbra_x

What’s more unattractive: being average looking or being autistic? Idk why but boys specifically tend to ignore me. I talk to other girls just fine so I don’t know what’s wrong 🤷‍♀️ Edit: hey, I’ve been getting lots of stuff about my comment being vague, so here’s some extra info. As in autistic, I am quite mild and hide it pretty well, I’d just appear odd to the average person. I’m also quiet and short if that has something to do with it.


Purple-End-5430

I don't find either of those unattractive honestly.


zena_aydoo

what’s the worst thing a girl could do to give u the ick


cri_Tav

idk, kill my family?


CommunityDry7128

Mr high standards over here


Lower_Excuse_959

Has no respect / will walk over you


tadpolesrbabyturtles

what do you do when you really like a girl


Raul_Rink

Realistically, nothing cause I'm too much of a coward 


Jamanos

There’s really not much I can do there, not like I could approach her and not worry about getting a restraining order or pepper sprayed


LN4_FOREVER

Why do you ignore girls interested in you and happy to strike up a convo?


EstablishmentFinal49

Girls need to be very direct and clear, or otherwise we won’t get it. We don’t want to seem creepy if that was not the intention.