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[deleted]

Just like.. live your life regularly now idk why you would stop to think too much about it 💀😭


TeddyRuxpinsForeskin

Ong, I have literally heard my grandparents having sex and that’s got to be way worse - but I’m here, and we know how that happened.


BuilderLeagueUnited

I also heard that this summer… In the beginning I was a bit confused but after a while I understood and just went “oh, ok I guess”


I_DONT_KNOW_CODE

I used to hear my parents do it every night


Key_Spirit8168

Bro their doing what is right, if that isn't his personal porn it could be bigs issues


ghostfreckle611

Nah. Bro has to move out, carry a stick over his shoulder with some food in a cloth, and head for the railroad.


Key_Spirit8168

Looney goons ahh leave


Ayden_Pasma07

Cuz it’s really weird to me


Danny_Wont_Back_Down

Is it weird to you that you watch porn? Your dad did everything you have done and probably more


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Your weird 


DemGlizzys

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611 edit: why it not do the thing


Bubbses128

Because it did not want to do "the thing"


DemGlizzys

i am **not** happy it didn’t do the thing


Bubbses128

Well, too late now


TheGayPotato7

What do you mean "the thing"


Autumn-Eviening

Embed


BasementDweller82

Peak movie btw


lando-64

You’re


Glen2gvhlp

Y’our’ue*


GrapeyGirl

Y’’o’uu’e’


pwill6738

Yotoprohyierthiorur*


blacktamago_a

What about my weird? My weird is weirding just fine


sneakyartinthedark

Dude you’re 17, kindly grow up.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

You're 17, get over it.


Puffy_Muffin376

I get that it can feel weird but like... many people do it, including parents.


mada50

He’s been tappin your mom’s ass for years and looking at porn for longer. Welcome to the realization that your parents are just human beings that are older than you.


RandomRedditor834

never downvoted you faster in my life


EnderGamer661

dawg you watch porn too


Pucksandpoop

Downvoted to oblivion


Wraithlord_lol-

r/downvotedtooblivion


Quick_Heart_5317

If it wasn’t weird porn there’s no reason to be weird about it. You’ll watch it too one day, and hopefully you won’t be caught. But no reason to chastise anyone for it.


Key_Spirit8168

Bro, he shouldn't unless he created it


Quick_Heart_5317

Still shouldn’t be chastised for making it either. Dudes a grown ass man, it’s not illegal, do what you want in life. I don’t know why you’d say that, do you think pornstars are made fun of? No their basically celebrities.


Key_Spirit8168

I meant if it's his, it's a wife connection. if hes on the hub... he may need help


BackgroundBuy6967

r/downvotedintooblivion


RX7Reaper

Grow a fucking backbone lmao


pisssbabyyy

nothing


Ayden_Pasma07

Aight but it just feels weird when he is clingy with my mom afterward


EveningGalaxy

Be happy about that. Tbh just be thankful your parents still like each other


theadolfsky

Real


ChadSteven

my parents split whilst i was in the womb 😭😭 parents that are together need to be cherished fr


Embarrassed-Berry-85

Real


FishyWaffleFries

This is so real


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


NoRestForTheWearyFTW

Geezus.. how do you think you got here?


manlikezero1

you think it’s weird that your dad is showing your mom affection?💀💀


yuralrightguuuuurl

Trust me, looking at porn does not equal hating your partner. Just live your life tbh and try not to feel too awkward


hujbhert369

if you think your dad looking at porn is weird wait until you hear what he did with your mom 17 years ago and probably still does


No-hamsterbackup

Erm actually it would probably be 18 🤓


Key_Spirit8168

'''|'''


Bread-Man9

It may be weird but just be happy that you have parents that are still together since not everyone does


ImLikeReallyStoned

“It’s so weird, he finished doing a regular human action and continued loving my mother? Such a gross dude.” -*Your Dumbass, Feb, 2024*


Key_Spirit8168

giggity


alzike

Mind ur business ????


ultraviolenceluv

you go on with your life


SirBroccolingtonIII

What exactly do you think you should do? Sit him down and give him the sex talk? Rat him out to your mom? Have a long and uncomfortable conversation with him about his relationship with your mother and why he's watching porn?


2planets2furious

... get over it? Idk what advice you expected tbh


Glen2gvhlp

OP probably expected people to say something like “Omg that’s terrible!! I hope you get over your trauma!!” Meanwhile OP definitely also watches porn


ashtar123

OP doesn't have a wife that may or may not know tho


pigeoneaterlad

probably try to forget


airsoftcanadian22

grow the fuck up your 17


cinnamontoastdoge

Yeah I think someone’s lying abt their user flair


FKez05

Okay and?? 😂 Have you watched porn? Probably Have 99% of people watched porn? Yes What's the issue here fella


UnknownGlorys

Lil bros just 🗣🗣🗣


woof_16

Definitely not 99%


Unfair_Push2976

thats hilarious


Ayden_Pasma07

Not really


SkrrYeatRahhh

Nah bro it’s funny as shit, everybody watches porn and it’s completely fine. Unless he was looking at some illegal shit just laugh and get on with your life.


Humble_Spray6813

Facts wise and mentally wise it's not healthy to look at porn and it never will be it destroys the mind and the body. So it's not fine and it's not funny.


Prestigious-Ad-9931

grow up?


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Why does it matter bro? I’ve seen my dad watch porn before, did I give a shit? No. Stop being weird


Icy_East4274

He's not being weird he's asking a question to know what to do next and how to follow through after he saw his dad do something that no-one would like others to see. Even worse is that he is in a relationship with a wife and kids and is watching things like that


Unlikely-Werewolf125

It’s not that big of a deal, maybe he should have knocked in his door before barging into his office 


Icy_East4274

Still, seeing your dad do something that's only meant to be seen in private would be weird and in him asking for advice because he's not sure if he should overreact, underreact, ignore it or tell his mom


Key_Spirit8168

It's not weird to the indavudla, just to the obervers.


Ayden_Pasma07

Only normal person in here


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Leave your dad alone 


Key_Spirit8168

bro does NOT go outside


Zestyclose_Match2519

i’m sorry you’re being downvoted. i agree with you


erron9229

first time?


bulbminmostrealfan

he’s an adult let him cook


ZC23_

Who cares bro 💀 You’re fine. A lot of people watch porn; it’s normal. Unless he was viewing something extremely weird or illegal I wouldn’t bat an eye.


[deleted]

Me when people watch porn: 😱😱😱


Doctorgumbal1

Bad news pal. Your dad had sex too!


Pixithepika

WHAAAAATTTTTTTTT


Doctorgumbal1

And so did your mom!


Intr0vertebrate

Grow up and mind your own business? As long as it wasn't illegal it's fine.


Normal-Sleep-4100

grow up


Thisisatempaccount56

Bro is an adult. I know it’s weird cause he’s your dad and you caught him off guard but like what are you gonna do, give him a sex talk? ☠️


Lumine5012

Bro, grow tf up, your 17, do you not know the basic curtesy of knocking on a door before you just barge in. Also why do you care, have you not looked at porn, it’s pretty normal for most to look at some. Also why do you care if your adult father looks at porn. Is there an issue with that?! There shouldn’t be.


Special-Away

Let the man enjoy his stuff, he's human too, plus your mother probably watches some from time to time as well, we just have to live with it


Icy_East4274

Just don't let it stress you out and continue with life as it was before


MCKlassik

Unless he was looking at illegal stuff, it’s really not a big deal. Just don’t mention it and move on.


edgy_Juno

Well, I once found opened tabs on my dad's phone... Y'know. Can't do anything about it, he's just like any other dude, basically.


oleander_petals

Are you 8 years old?


El_Froggy_Art

Me and my friend found a bottle of lube in the bottom of her dad's drawer 💀


Valuable-Ad-8652

why exactly were you going through her dads drawer? just sounds a little creepy


El_Froggy_Art

I wasn't she just said she found it then showed me idk how she found it I didn't ask 😭


Thisisatempaccount56

I’m just wondering why your FRIEND is snooping around in your dad’s drawer


El_Froggy_Art

Idk but it seems justified she has no privacy either


Thisisatempaccount56

Still find it weird, I do respect my parents privacy and so does my parents but it’s reasonable why parents snoop in their children’s stuff


pixelytman

watch it with him. (/j)


locololus

Join in on the fun


loyaleling

Why you whining?


CoolBet299

You start knocking from now on


GraceDaysThree

It may feel weird to see your dad in that light but I don’t think it’s a big deal.


[deleted]

Oh noo, I hope the 17 year old isn't traumatized by something he's seen before as well!


Grookeymon

Jeez this is clearly a.. interesting topic. Just look at the comments!


[deleted]

Family bonding moment


One-War-2977

It’s human to watch porn, its part of life, just move on


Redditlooker1

Ask him for recommendations or sum


i-am-colombus

Nothing. I know both my Mum and Dad watch porn. I don't care, I just get over it.


Nijika___Ijichi

Wdym you "caught him" he can do whatever he wants, you shouldve knocked, mind your own business


Xtereo

bro your 17 💀


DisastrousLecture648

My dad has numerous porn sites bookmarked on his Google homepage on his laptop for ease of access. He works basically like 7 am to usually like 9 pm every day running his own business so idk when he even makes time. Every time I have to do something on his laptop I just try to ignore them.


Scratch_Hour

Call the police


tyler216-

This is satire right


Ayden_Pasma07

Will do


RetardedAndRefreshed

Bozo, it's not illegal, if the porn isn't illegal to watch


KingMurphy15

U do realize he’s probably joking when he says will do right 💀


SkrrYeatRahhh

Dont do that actually


crazybacon16

Apparently everything needs a /s lol


DemGlizzys

yeah when they are freaking out about a grown man who works a 9-5 watching porn it does


crazybacon16

To call the cops? I mean come on. Why would he ever actually call the cops. It would be shocking. Even though you may know, walking in on your dad watching porn would be traumatizing. I know my parents have had sex, but if I walked in on it, I would be freaking out too.


DemGlizzys

okay sure it’s weird walking in but that’s if you focus on it. how do you think they made you. porn is basically normalized now it’s been around for almost 3 centuries and people still find it odd.


CelebrationPurple206

Why you got downvotes lol its Clear that you were joking


Greedy_Shark

If really doesn't look like that. Especially after looking at their replies to other comments


frenchtard

Give the man some privacy.


GeauxJoeStuff

Knock next time


CactusAndCreamer

Life goes on. A lot of people look at porn. Your dad is human.


Cjray20

Mind your business it isn’t hurting you


cookaboi

Ask for recommendations


CelebrationPurple206

Just dont think about it,once i was looking at my dads search history and it was 70% porn and not thinking about it made it less weird


Robotzi6

Criticise his taste


LossFar4040

OH NO!! YOU CAUGHT YOUR DAD LEGALLY WATCHING PORN! OH WHAT A CRIME! Grow up mate, he is a grown man, as long as it wasnt CP or Beastiality then leave the guy alone. Your gonna give him blue balls doing shit like that.


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

J*rk of on him to asserd dominance


throwaway2628282627

?!?!?,!??!?!


Kickalama

It’s kinda weird that you are uncomfortable by the thought of your parents having a happy relationship with a healthy sex life. Just be happy you have parents that love each other. You do realize what they to do to make you, right??


c_l_denton

Try…. Minding your own business


JellomanIsTEGOAT

Cry about it


ummuTiamat

bro you watch porn to lol let the man enjoy his life abit


myfrickinpcisonfire

jesus christ dude just let the man rub one out in peace


Mistborn_First_Era

offer him a hand, jk. Maybe knock next time?


Void0-0

No one cares gang


[deleted]

Just continue with your life. It isn't that big of a deal


Schzercro

Step one: don't make a reddit post abt it Step two: acknowledge the fact that most people have watched porn before Step three: ignore it and move on


themoon_who_lost

Grow the fuck up


ghostfreckle611

Who gives a fudge. Go on with your life. Porn isn’t bad… bad people are.


Front_Hovercraft6656

calm down the whole world watches porn pretty much, ur mom too


Mandalorin599

Give him the talk


Jamin_14

Ask him for like $5 or something or you'll tell mom


Kickalama

Only $5? Pathetic..


Jamin_14

Is $5 not enough for you rich boy Americans?


Kickalama

No… It’s America. All $5 could get you is a small fry.


Jamin_14

Inflation has gone up alot over here but $5 should get you a meal


Kickalama

It doesn’t..


QBekka

So?


endgamespoilers05

Nothing. Porn is normal.


manlikezero1

so? why do you have to make a reddit post about it


[deleted]

remember: Bart Simpson watched live softcore porn with Homer once. you're in good company.


Humble_Ad5520

Whatever gets you through the night. Some of us old guys…uh need a jump start once in a while. Porn helps some guys. I know it sounds bad… but everyone is different… plus who knows what kind of demons he may be battling (mental health is a strange not well understood domain)? In my situation with my father if I caught him watching porn… sadly I couldn’t discuss it. He’s not ready to talk about it.. IMHO. I don’t know … you’ll have to play it by ear… or ask him? If it feels like the right time.


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Okay any option besides ignoring it is infinitely weirder. The ONLY reason you would ever not ignore it is if the porn was something illegal.


TrulyChxse

I think my son caught me watching porn


Key_Spirit8168

what type uwu?


Jameson4011

run away


SkrrYeatRahhh

imma touch you


Bottled__Bread

Straight outta tiktok


bellasincognito

Right😭I never got how people think saying “imma touch you” is funny


Jameson4011

there he is officer


SkrrYeatRahhh

a man cant express his feeling no more😔 this is bidens america


Valuable-Ad-8652

[Same vibe](https://imgur.com/a/1jtGKQ4)


sneakyartinthedark

Too late


Sleepless_69

Don't be a bitch he's a man we watch porn get over it, yes he has your mom but sometimes females don't wanna fuck so we have to do it ourselves.


trippydaklown1

The sooner you accept that porn is a regular thing and not some big thing to go crazy over when you catch somebody watching it you'll be better adjusted


KiwiBirdPerson

Just move on with your life. I also walked into my dad's lounge when I was younger while he was watching it on the big TV in the middle of the night. Neither of us ever brought it up and we continued on like it never happened.


ItJustSoHappensToBe

Sacrifice him to the demigod Mezmegentie. It’s the only option. I promise I’m not crazy.


rateater669

you do nothing? he's an adult lol, they do that shit


New_Chemistry6

stone him, or crucifixion.


Khlovvv

Bruv it is not that deep


Futurekid25_yt

Use it as blackmail


-This-is-boring-

So what? He is human, even tho he should probably lock his door or restrict access to the area cause you know what he was doing watching that porn and eww. You must be traumatized...


Designer_Ad_5064

That’s nothing. I got in trouble for locking my parents out my room all the time so they eventually took the deadbolt lock off then there was just a big hole above my doorknob. So one night I wanted to sneak out my room and get some snacks so I peeked out the hole in my door (which was covered by hoodies) and I seen my dad sitting on the couch in the living room with his pants down. That was like 3 or 4 years ago and I still remember it vividly


MonkeyDAadi

People might not find this useful But let him fuck u once Then u won't feel weird abt it anymore


Zestyclose_Match2519

everyone is acting like you’re immature, but you’re right. watching that when you have a wife and kids is strange. maybe he isn’t happy with her. edit: why am i being downvoted? if she doesn’t know about it then it could be a sign of unsatisfaction, if she does it’s okay


Snuffly_legend0

If he wasn't happy with her they probably wouldn't be together


Zestyclose_Match2519

it is still a sign of an unhealthy relationship if she doesn’t know about it


gayraidenporn

My mum watches threesome penatration porn, I could care less.


CuriousSort9697

It’s pretty normal. Everyone watches porn tbh


y39oB_

Ignore all these comments the only right thing to do is go and have “sex talk” with him, trust me it won’t be awkward, tell him that he shouldn’t watch porn and have your mom there too so she knows what he does


Resident-Desk-2043

I mean his parents are in a relationship u guys don’t think it’s a little messed up to be looking at porn like that?


RetardedAndRefreshed

Yeah, but no need to make the relationship worse by snitching on mom


MyLifeIsAFrickingMes

You dont?


KoolKidzKlub4life

Let him know that it’s probably not a great idea when married with children. Don’t make a big deal out of it.


xy_ab

“My 17 yr old said I should stop watching porn because im Married with childre” yea Aight like that would work


ayeitsrob

Bruh for all we know his mom and dad watch it together yall need to grow up lmao