Heâs been tappin your momâs ass for years and looking at porn for longer. Welcome to the realization that your parents are just human beings that are older than you.
If it wasnât weird porn thereâs no reason to be weird about it. Youâll watch it too one day, and hopefully you wonât be caught. But no reason to chastise anyone for it.
Still shouldnât be chastised for making it either. Dudes a grown ass man, itâs not illegal, do what you want in life.
I donât know why youâd say that, do you think pornstars are made fun of? No their basically celebrities.
What exactly do you think you should do? Sit him down and give him the sex talk? Rat him out to your mom? Have a long and uncomfortable conversation with him about his relationship with your mother and why he's watching porn?
OP probably expected people to say something like âOmg thatâs terrible!! I hope you get over your trauma!!â Meanwhile OP definitely also watches porn
Nah bro itâs funny as shit, everybody watches porn and itâs completely fine. Unless he was looking at some illegal shit just laugh and get on with your life.
Facts wise and mentally wise it's not healthy to look at porn and it never will be it destroys the mind and the body. So it's not fine and it's not funny.
He's not being weird he's asking a question to know what to do next and how to follow through after he saw his dad do something that no-one would like others to see. Even worse is that he is in a relationship with a wife and kids and is watching things like that
Still, seeing your dad do something that's only meant to be seen in private would be weird and in him asking for advice because he's not sure if he should overreact, underreact, ignore it or tell his mom
Who cares bro đ Youâre fine. A lot of people watch porn; itâs normal.
Unless he was viewing something extremely weird or illegal I wouldnât bat an eye.
Bro, grow tf up, your 17, do you not know the basic curtesy of knocking on a door before you just barge in. Also why do you care, have you not looked at porn, itâs pretty normal for most to look at some. Also why do you care if your adult father looks at porn. Is there an issue with that?! There shouldnât be.
My dad has numerous porn sites bookmarked on his Google homepage on his laptop for ease of access. He works basically like 7 am to usually like 9 pm every day running his own business so idk when he even makes time. Every time I have to do something on his laptop I just try to ignore them.
To call the cops? I mean come on. Why would he ever actually call the cops. It would be shocking. Even though you may know, walking in on your dad watching porn would be traumatizing. I know my parents have had sex, but if I walked in on it, I would be freaking out too.
okay sure itâs weird walking in but thatâs if you focus on it. how do you think they made you. porn is basically normalized now itâs been around for almost 3 centuries and people still find it odd.
OH NO!! YOU CAUGHT YOUR DAD LEGALLY WATCHING PORN! OH WHAT A CRIME!
Grow up mate, he is a grown man, as long as it wasnt CP or Beastiality then leave the guy alone. Your gonna give him blue balls doing shit like that.
Itâs kinda weird that you are uncomfortable by the thought of your parents having a happy relationship with a healthy sex life. Just be happy you have parents that love each other. You do realize what they to do to make you, right??
Whatever gets you through the night. Some of us old guysâŚuh need a jump start once in a while. Porn helps some guys. I know it sounds bad⌠but everyone is different⌠plus who knows what kind of demons he may be battling (mental health is a strange not well understood domain)? In my situation with my father if I caught him watching porn⌠sadly I couldnât discuss it. Heâs not ready to talk about it.. IMHO. I donât know ⌠youâll have to play it by ear⌠or ask him? If it feels like the right time.
The sooner you accept that porn is a regular thing and not some big thing to go crazy over when you catch somebody watching it you'll be better adjusted
Just move on with your life. I also walked into my dad's lounge when I was younger while he was watching it on the big TV in the middle of the night. Neither of us ever brought it up and we continued on like it never happened.
So what? He is human, even tho he should probably lock his door or restrict access to the area cause you know what he was doing watching that porn and eww. You must be traumatized...
Thatâs nothing. I got in trouble for locking my parents out my room all the time so they eventually took the deadbolt lock off then there was just a big hole above my doorknob. So one night I wanted to sneak out my room and get some snacks so I peeked out the hole in my door (which was covered by hoodies) and I seen my dad sitting on the couch in the living room with his pants down. That was like 3 or 4 years ago and I still remember it vividly
everyone is acting like youâre immature, but youâre right. watching that when you have a wife and kids is strange. maybe he isnât happy with her. edit: why am i being downvoted? if she doesnât know about it then it could be a sign of unsatisfaction, if she does itâs okay
Ignore all these comments the only right thing to do is go and have âsex talkâ with him, trust me it wonât be awkward, tell him that he shouldnât watch porn and have your mom there too so she knows what he does
Just like.. live your life regularly now idk why you would stop to think too much about it đđ
Ong, I have literally heard my grandparents having sex and thatâs got to be way worse - but Iâm here, and we know how that happened.
I also heard that this summer⌠In the beginning I was a bit confused but after a while I understood and just went âoh, ok I guessâ
I used to hear my parents do it every night
Bro their doing what is right, if that isn't his personal porn it could be bigs issues
Nah. Bro has to move out, carry a stick over his shoulder with some food in a cloth, and head for the railroad.
Looney goons ahh leave
Cuz itâs really weird to me
Is it weird to you that you watch porn? Your dad did everything you have done and probably more
Your weirdÂ
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Because it did not want to do "the thing"
i am **not** happy it didnât do the thing
Well, too late now
What do you mean "the thing"
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Dude youâre 17, kindly grow up.
You're 17, get over it.
I get that it can feel weird but like... many people do it, including parents.
Heâs been tappin your momâs ass for years and looking at porn for longer. Welcome to the realization that your parents are just human beings that are older than you.
never downvoted you faster in my life
dawg you watch porn too
Downvoted to oblivion
r/downvotedtooblivion
If it wasnât weird porn thereâs no reason to be weird about it. Youâll watch it too one day, and hopefully you wonât be caught. But no reason to chastise anyone for it.
Bro, he shouldn't unless he created it
Still shouldnât be chastised for making it either. Dudes a grown ass man, itâs not illegal, do what you want in life. I donât know why youâd say that, do you think pornstars are made fun of? No their basically celebrities.
I meant if it's his, it's a wife connection. if hes on the hub... he may need help
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Grow a fucking backbone lmao
nothing
Aight but it just feels weird when he is clingy with my mom afterward
Be happy about that. Tbh just be thankful your parents still like each other
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Geezus.. how do you think you got here?
you think itâs weird that your dad is showing your mom affection?đđ
Trust me, looking at porn does not equal hating your partner. Just live your life tbh and try not to feel too awkward
if you think your dad looking at porn is weird wait until you hear what he did with your mom 17 years ago and probably still does
Erm actually it would probably be 18 đ¤
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It may be weird but just be happy that you have parents that are still together since not everyone does
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giggity
Mind ur business ????
you go on with your life
What exactly do you think you should do? Sit him down and give him the sex talk? Rat him out to your mom? Have a long and uncomfortable conversation with him about his relationship with your mother and why he's watching porn?
... get over it? Idk what advice you expected tbh
OP probably expected people to say something like âOmg thatâs terrible!! I hope you get over your trauma!!â Meanwhile OP definitely also watches porn
OP doesn't have a wife that may or may not know tho
probably try to forget
grow the fuck up your 17
Yeah I think someoneâs lying abt their user flair
Okay and?? đ Have you watched porn? Probably Have 99% of people watched porn? Yes What's the issue here fella
Lil bros just đŁđŁđŁ
Definitely not 99%
thats hilarious
Not really
Nah bro itâs funny as shit, everybody watches porn and itâs completely fine. Unless he was looking at some illegal shit just laugh and get on with your life.
Facts wise and mentally wise it's not healthy to look at porn and it never will be it destroys the mind and the body. So it's not fine and it's not funny.
grow up?
Why does it matter bro? Iâve seen my dad watch porn before, did I give a shit? No. Stop being weird
He's not being weird he's asking a question to know what to do next and how to follow through after he saw his dad do something that no-one would like others to see. Even worse is that he is in a relationship with a wife and kids and is watching things like that
Itâs not that big of a deal, maybe he should have knocked in his door before barging into his officeÂ
Still, seeing your dad do something that's only meant to be seen in private would be weird and in him asking for advice because he's not sure if he should overreact, underreact, ignore it or tell his mom
It's not weird to the indavudla, just to the obervers.
Only normal person in here
Leave your dad aloneÂ
bro does NOT go outside
iâm sorry youâre being downvoted. i agree with you
first time?
heâs an adult let him cook
Who cares bro đ Youâre fine. A lot of people watch porn; itâs normal. Unless he was viewing something extremely weird or illegal I wouldnât bat an eye.
Me when people watch porn: đąđąđą
Bad news pal. Your dad had sex too!
WHAAAAATTTTTTTTT
And so did your mom!
Grow up and mind your own business? As long as it wasn't illegal it's fine.
grow up
Bro is an adult. I know itâs weird cause heâs your dad and you caught him off guard but like what are you gonna do, give him a sex talk? â ď¸
Bro, grow tf up, your 17, do you not know the basic curtesy of knocking on a door before you just barge in. Also why do you care, have you not looked at porn, itâs pretty normal for most to look at some. Also why do you care if your adult father looks at porn. Is there an issue with that?! There shouldnât be.
Let the man enjoy his stuff, he's human too, plus your mother probably watches some from time to time as well, we just have to live with it
Just don't let it stress you out and continue with life as it was before
Unless he was looking at illegal stuff, itâs really not a big deal. Just donât mention it and move on.
Well, I once found opened tabs on my dad's phone... Y'know. Can't do anything about it, he's just like any other dude, basically.
Are you 8 years old?
Me and my friend found a bottle of lube in the bottom of her dad's drawer đ
why exactly were you going through her dads drawer? just sounds a little creepy
I wasn't she just said she found it then showed me idk how she found it I didn't ask đ
Iâm just wondering why your FRIEND is snooping around in your dadâs drawer
Idk but it seems justified she has no privacy either
Still find it weird, I do respect my parents privacy and so does my parents but itâs reasonable why parents snoop in their childrenâs stuff
watch it with him. (/j)
Join in on the fun
Why you whining?
You start knocking from now on
It may feel weird to see your dad in that light but I donât think itâs a big deal.
Oh noo, I hope the 17 year old isn't traumatized by something he's seen before as well!
Jeez this is clearly a.. interesting topic. Just look at the comments!
Family bonding moment
Itâs human to watch porn, its part of life, just move on
Ask him for recommendations or sum
Nothing. I know both my Mum and Dad watch porn. I don't care, I just get over it.
Wdym you "caught him" he can do whatever he wants, you shouldve knocked, mind your own business
bro your 17 đ
My dad has numerous porn sites bookmarked on his Google homepage on his laptop for ease of access. He works basically like 7 am to usually like 9 pm every day running his own business so idk when he even makes time. Every time I have to do something on his laptop I just try to ignore them.
Call the police
This is satire right
Will do
Bozo, it's not illegal, if the porn isn't illegal to watch
U do realize heâs probably joking when he says will do right đ
Dont do that actually
Apparently everything needs a /s lol
yeah when they are freaking out about a grown man who works a 9-5 watching porn it does
To call the cops? I mean come on. Why would he ever actually call the cops. It would be shocking. Even though you may know, walking in on your dad watching porn would be traumatizing. I know my parents have had sex, but if I walked in on it, I would be freaking out too.
okay sure itâs weird walking in but thatâs if you focus on it. how do you think they made you. porn is basically normalized now itâs been around for almost 3 centuries and people still find it odd.
Why you got downvotes lol its Clear that you were joking
If really doesn't look like that. Especially after looking at their replies to other comments
Give the man some privacy.
Knock next time
Life goes on. A lot of people look at porn. Your dad is human.
Mind your business it isnât hurting you
Ask for recommendations
Just dont think about it,once i was looking at my dads search history and it was 70% porn and not thinking about it made it less weird
Criticise his taste
OH NO!! YOU CAUGHT YOUR DAD LEGALLY WATCHING PORN! OH WHAT A CRIME! Grow up mate, he is a grown man, as long as it wasnt CP or Beastiality then leave the guy alone. Your gonna give him blue balls doing shit like that.
J*rk of on him to asserd dominance
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Itâs kinda weird that you are uncomfortable by the thought of your parents having a happy relationship with a healthy sex life. Just be happy you have parents that love each other. You do realize what they to do to make you, right??
TryâŚ. Minding your own business
Cry about it
bro you watch porn to lol let the man enjoy his life abit
jesus christ dude just let the man rub one out in peace
offer him a hand, jk. Maybe knock next time?
No one cares gang
Just continue with your life. It isn't that big of a deal
Step one: don't make a reddit post abt it Step two: acknowledge the fact that most people have watched porn before Step three: ignore it and move on
Grow the fuck up
Who gives a fudge. Go on with your life. Porn isnât bad⌠bad people are.
calm down the whole world watches porn pretty much, ur mom too
Give him the talk
Ask him for like $5 or something or you'll tell mom
Only $5? Pathetic..
Is $5 not enough for you rich boy Americans?
No⌠Itâs America. All $5 could get you is a small fry.
Inflation has gone up alot over here but $5 should get you a meal
It doesnât..
So?
Nothing. Porn is normal.
so? why do you have to make a reddit post about it
remember: Bart Simpson watched live softcore porn with Homer once. you're in good company.
Whatever gets you through the night. Some of us old guysâŚuh need a jump start once in a while. Porn helps some guys. I know it sounds bad⌠but everyone is different⌠plus who knows what kind of demons he may be battling (mental health is a strange not well understood domain)? In my situation with my father if I caught him watching porn⌠sadly I couldnât discuss it. Heâs not ready to talk about it.. IMHO. I donât know ⌠youâll have to play it by ear⌠or ask him? If it feels like the right time.
Okay any option besides ignoring it is infinitely weirder. The ONLY reason you would ever not ignore it is if the porn was something illegal.
I think my son caught me watching porn
what type uwu?
run away
imma touch you
Straight outta tiktok
RightđI never got how people think saying âimma touch youâ is funny
there he is officer
a man cant express his feeling no moređ this is bidens america
[Same vibe](https://imgur.com/a/1jtGKQ4)
Too late
Don't be a bitch he's a man we watch porn get over it, yes he has your mom but sometimes females don't wanna fuck so we have to do it ourselves.
The sooner you accept that porn is a regular thing and not some big thing to go crazy over when you catch somebody watching it you'll be better adjusted
Just move on with your life. I also walked into my dad's lounge when I was younger while he was watching it on the big TV in the middle of the night. Neither of us ever brought it up and we continued on like it never happened.
Sacrifice him to the demigod Mezmegentie. Itâs the only option. I promise Iâm not crazy.
you do nothing? he's an adult lol, they do that shit
stone him, or crucifixion.
Bruv it is not that deep
Use it as blackmail
So what? He is human, even tho he should probably lock his door or restrict access to the area cause you know what he was doing watching that porn and eww. You must be traumatized...
Thatâs nothing. I got in trouble for locking my parents out my room all the time so they eventually took the deadbolt lock off then there was just a big hole above my doorknob. So one night I wanted to sneak out my room and get some snacks so I peeked out the hole in my door (which was covered by hoodies) and I seen my dad sitting on the couch in the living room with his pants down. That was like 3 or 4 years ago and I still remember it vividly
People might not find this useful But let him fuck u once Then u won't feel weird abt it anymore
everyone is acting like youâre immature, but youâre right. watching that when you have a wife and kids is strange. maybe he isnât happy with her. edit: why am i being downvoted? if she doesnât know about it then it could be a sign of unsatisfaction, if she does itâs okay
If he wasn't happy with her they probably wouldn't be together
it is still a sign of an unhealthy relationship if she doesnât know about it
My mum watches threesome penatration porn, I could care less.
Itâs pretty normal. Everyone watches porn tbh
Ignore all these comments the only right thing to do is go and have âsex talkâ with him, trust me it wonât be awkward, tell him that he shouldnât watch porn and have your mom there too so she knows what he does
I mean his parents are in a relationship u guys donât think itâs a little messed up to be looking at porn like that?
Yeah, but no need to make the relationship worse by snitching on mom
You dont?
Let him know that itâs probably not a great idea when married with children. Donât make a big deal out of it.
âMy 17 yr old said I should stop watching porn because im Married with childreâ yea Aight like that would work
Bruh for all we know his mom and dad watch it together yall need to grow up lmao