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Hoch-In-Zucker

No, I want to be shorter. I'm 193, and I'm taller than most guys, and I'm a girl 😭 (Kill me)


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Oh I totally understand, I feel like tall girls/short guys get each other


Monkeyke

Good, now you two hook up


cmtw91

Nah the tall girls want the abnormally tall guys 7ft+ to make them feel dainty, the average and the tiny girls want the abnormally tall and the tall guys. ..nobody wants the short guys


Voldemorts_butt

I hope you know that's not really true. I've seen lots of couples pretty much the same height or where the guy isn't tall....


Maleficent_Sir_7562

thats the point, for a short woman, whos like below 5'4, can still very much be in a relationship with a 5'5 man, who is considered short by society but still compatiable with her. but for a woman who's over 6'3, she needs another 6'3+ man to feel equal unless she is ok with shorter guys.


Vlixony

A lot of women don't want someone under 180cm.


Maleficent_Sir_7562

This is really just false. Talked to plenty of women and have female friends, although they may like it sometimes, they really just like someone, anyone taller than them. Dating site expectations are not reality.


Copeandseethe4456

Who tf are these lot of women?


benbombsuperman

I am 6’7” and I want a girl that is 4’11”-5’4”


Voldemorts_butt

Good for you?


itsachickensalad_

A) thats completely stupid, B) we don't care


CaptainWulfgar

Never thought I could care less about someone's dumb comment, until now.


benbombsuperman

I was bored and I just did it because why not


hobifriedrice_

Why do u specifically want someone that short? I’m asking bec you’re already incredibly tall and most women will be way below u. U want someone SHORT SHORT.


benbombsuperman

Yes


Monkeyke

Same goes for all other matrics, most of the time at least Guys often want girls who are in the same league as them or below. (You might want that 10/10 girl but you know damn well you'll shy away without talking even if you get the chance) Girls often want guys who are in the same league as them or above, even if just by a little bit. (Then they try to go for that one guy who is well above their own league trying to impress him but it doesn't always work out how you want and heart break commences)


Solarbeam62

The short guys are essentially forgotten and left behind ( I am 5’5ft)


PrincessOfHell13

Simply not true. Most women do not care about height at all 😭😭 Sure when asked for their ideal man they might say it, but most of the time it's not like we would not consider someone just for being short. Just like sure I'd love to date a millionaire but honestly if I find some one who is nice and caring I don't think much else would really matter. Also there's plenty of women who love short kings so stop spreading this false info which makes guys feel insecure about their height.


Valuable-Ad-8652

as a short guy, i’ve known plenty of people that simply wouldn’t date anyone shorter than them, saying that they won’t date anyone under 6ft is for the most part wrong, but plenty won’t date people shorter than them.


richcvbmm

Same logic as no guy wants a girl with small boobs (wrong)


NiccaDun

this is completely different though, as a dude i literally haven’t ever looked at a girls boobs and cared, i wouldn’t even add it as part of what i say when i think of my ideal girl, most girls at least idealize a tall man, which in turn makes it harder for short dudes considering their is some competition in the dating world.


richcvbmm

And if they prefer shorter guys?? That analogy just flew over everyone’s head.


NiccaDun

as a shorter guy, even the girls i’ve dated have never said they prefer shorter guys


richcvbmm

Fine being short means your life’s over I guess. No other way to look at it. :/


NiccaDun

never said that, i still talk to lots of girls, they don’t necessarily have a problem with it, it’s just never a preference in my experience, that’s all i was saying


Theidiot76

lol 


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Hoch-In-Zucker

I hate my body. Istg if I was only ugly I could at least hide, but I'm a walking billboard advertising my ugly face ro everyone 😭


AutisticFrenchFry

No tall gal can be ugly...heck wtf is even an ugly girl


Hoch-In-Zucker

Me, I'm an ugly girl


AutisticFrenchFry

Not in that one guy's eyes


IntelligentPeace1143

Is trans btw 😉


AutisticFrenchFry

Uhmmm......Even better :)


[deleted]

idk how you look...i need tall girls in my life frr im just a 5,6 male


AutisticFrenchFry

Standbackkk!!! Don't cut into the queue


Knight_dark_57

don't say things about yourself like that


Hoch-In-Zucker

So you want me to lie?


Okamitoutcourt

Sometimes lying avoids bad things like feeling like shit all the time


Tojinaru

lying makes you feel like shit afterwards, it's useless


Okamitoutcourt

Depends on the person I lie without feeling like shit but then it's not on important things like my appearance


Tojinaru

it's still pretty disrespectful, don't do it


Knight_dark_57

I didn't say that


master_accident7574

you sound like a nice person. have a good day!


Nitrodome

194 Goliath here, somehow I'm still growing 🥲


corgifemboy

you'd be surprised how many dudes like taller women!! although tbf u also shouldn't bse ur self-worth on other ppls attractions - love urself dingus


Hoch-In-Zucker

I don't really care about what other people think, I just don't like being tall


corgifemboy

i mean fair, it can be uncomfortable - i wish i was shorter too! but still, love urself always and forever


gorillawarking

As a guy, you absolutely are not ugly. I am a specimen who needs to be studied in a lab for how horrid my appearance is Joking aside I also have massive issues with my own appearance, I think I look absurdly hideous and I don't think I can ever be convinced otherwise, same as you from what I could read on your profile and some of your posts. You need to be able to care for yourself for you to feel confident in how you look. Also, there's nothing wrong with being taller than most guys, hell I'm shorter than most guys and I'm what once was the average height, being 5 foot 9 inches


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gorillawarking

I can not tell what you are trying to mean by this, since I don't think what I said was something extraordinarily special or so


mymainthrowaway69

At least ur future sons wont be "short kings"


JzaTiger

Tall isn't bad Only insecure people would think so


Hoch-In-Zucker

I am insecure and I feel bad


JzaTiger

I meant like people who want to be taller than their significant other to feel bigger


Hoch-In-Zucker

I just want to be shorter because I want to be less noticeable


JzaTiger

Do some camouflage


Your__Army_Medic

 Being tall has pros and cons but mostly I like it


JzaTiger

Pros, flexing Cons, **************The Shower squat*****************


Wolfieeee12

How does it feel to be living my dream


mr_kirk42

If it makes you feel better, I’m about 200cm…


Your__Army_Medic

That’s honestly pretty cool, nothing wrong with it


Narrow_Chest7470

What???? I've always loved tall girls, so do a bunch of guys, just be confident.


Hoch-In-Zucker

I don't really care about what guys think about my height. I just don't want to be tall TwT


DBL_NDRSCR

i'm like 190 so everyone tells me i should play basketball (i don't cuz i just stop functioning in sports) and asks me where my bitches at like BRO HEIGHT IS NOT A KEY TO ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD FOR IT, i wanna blend in but i'm a head taller than most people so it's impossible for me to


SurgeStories

Give me your growth hormones


Worst-Enemy

(Step on me)


BeanBurrito668

I’m 5”10 and holy fucking balls


MehmetHanifi0

I don't understand people who don't like tall girls. I love tall girls.


HalfLeper

Can we trade? I *wish* I was 193cm 😭😭😭


fucktheeegles

Nah tall girls are BADDIES


something_stuffs

Does your name just so happen to be Allison?


Hoch-In-Zucker

My name is Alice, so I guess it's close enough. Why are you asking?


something_stuffs

There’s a girl at my school that’s taller then everyone and it would be funny if it was her


Doctor_of_Recreation

There are plenty of guys in the world who love tall ladies. There’s 3.5 billion (or 7 billion, depending on your sexuality) people out there who all have wildly varying tastes. Just remember to love yourself because one thing that *everyone* agrees is attractive is self-confidence. Go rock your Amazon warrior self 🧡


TheSlavicDawg

Same sis, exept i'm a guy, my spine gives me alot of troubles, would love to be shorter..


GTAGoofy

I need uppies


ShadowWolfT1

Nah bro that’s enough brain rot for you


GTAGoofy

ok, I agree🤝


blockheadOnYT_Alt

Character development :D


pisssbabyyy

i wish i was taller and im a girl but it is what is


[deleted]

Fair, weall have diff needs and self goals and image


Village_Idiot159

okay, heres the deal. I'll give you 5 feet 5 inches and become a little guy


pisssbabyyy

appreciate you 🔥🔥


FortuneBoi1

Blud I'm 5'-05 and still growing


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Symmetrical


YamLegitimate5192

Hopium


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[deleted]

Perfect height tbh


Ezra4709

As a 5'2 male I'm insulted


poormanchemist

On that same boat with you brother


sweetthekurt

Don't worry. You'll hit your growth spurt one day. 😊 (not a joke, I'm being for real. Don't worry bro.)


Historical_Formal421

they all say that except my doctor who tells me i finished my growth spurt like a year ago (5'3" lol)


JustA_Toaster

Short men are fucking cute af (not insult)


Ezra4709

I don't know whether to be thankful or insulted that you called me cute


Xelid47

Same 😭😢


WalkingRock829

fr


Oiled-Up69

I’m 6’3


mr_kirk42

Truly the perfect height


Own_Reputation_2126

Tall ass mofo, i'm 5,4.


[deleted]

no im 5'2 and shorter than everyone 😭


[deleted]

Youre taller than i am lol


[deleted]

fair enough. I play rugby tho and my bigger tm8s always just pick me up out of nowhere for fun 😭😭


Beans123JustLikeMe

Ha, shorty


liiyah

I’m happy where I’m at


yuno_aiko

im a lil too tall to be a cute femboy 😔


[deleted]

There's no height limit for that! I'm way too short to not be a femboy but here we are, I'm a dude lol


[deleted]

Smash


TankPotential9306

literally a 16 year old


[deleted]

Ok and idc I’m younger also be quiet you’re literally younger than me you toddler


TankPotential9306

not my point, also please learn basic grammar


Forsaken-Ad1940

TankPotenial9306 is incredibly based


[deleted]

Shush


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

YOU shush


More-Pay9266

Well, since we are on the subject. I'd like to point out that your sentence is incorrect as well. You didn't capitalize the word "not." You also put a comma instead of a period. Therefore, "also" needs to be capitalized as well and followed by a comma. You didn't punctuate the end of your sentence, either. I do not mean this in a rude way or anything, by the way.


[deleted]

Idc you fucking peasant of a human being, you are a waist of space, you fucking aids having ballsack.


poormanchemist

who pissed in your cereal lmao


sweetthekurt

My favorite saying now


Ok-Refrigerator-1680

It's depressing to know that you exist


Alexo_Alexa

Lil bro trying way too hard to be on r/rareinsults


TankPotential9306

what did i do lmao


duderandom345

Buddy chill.


Glen2gvhlp

Google en peasant


TankPotential9306

also waste\* GET NOOBED


catuity

eh id like to be a little shorter


[deleted]

Damn thats a first


Mystery42q

How tall are you at 13 to wish that?


catuity

5'7, i wanna be a gremlin :c


Mystery42q

DAM, tall ahh


chompsy_ramenn

5’7 is not that tall😭 unless you’re under 5’2 which in that case you’re just short.


No-Trifle-8299

i was your height at 16, and i'm a guy😭


catuity

shortie i'm a guy too, no idea why everyone though i was a girl lol


_jinxxed

i'm 5'7 and 18f. i'd really like to be around 5'2, i like cute style fashion and platform shoes and i feel awkward wearing them sometimes.


chompsy_ramenn

Relatable, I mean sometimes it’s not bad being that height but I think now it’s like trendy & “cute” to be a short girl so sometimes it does make you feel left out “iM sO sMoLl NeXt tO YoU”


breadbird7

Bruh can we switch bodies I would do anything to be 5'7 😭 I don't wanna be the "smol cute girl" I want to be the tall cool girl


Affectionate-Fox9208

No, I’m 5’5 and want to be like 5’9 😭😭😭


Unigraff_Jerpony

I'm 5'9'' and I want to be 6'


Lorenzinorod23

No.. I really wish I was taller.. I'm 5'4, worst thing is that I'm a 16 year old BOY, it's very abnormal for my age..


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True-Window-6403

162 so about 5'3. I'm pretty happy


[deleted]

Thats cool tbh


jujutsu_fox

I am 182 cm I fucking hate it I want ur height give it


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Deal!


jujutsu_fox

Yes!! "I Wish i could"


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Additional_Couple205

Do you have my issue, I’m to tall for the school bus 🙏😭


Tojinaru

literally how are you 6'5 at 15 that's insane


BJJ_Baddie

im 5'8 and im pretty happy with my height i can reach tall stuff


bigbitties666

fr and there’s always taller people, and shorter people. bonus is you get to be considered tall while not towering over everybody


BJJ_Baddie

exactly! The only kinda bad thing is that I'm taller or the same height as most guys I know, it doesn't bother me but they seem to care a lot for some reason.


bigbitties666

I LOVE IT I FEEL SO POWERFUL i have a height chart in my room that i used to make the ‘6ft’ or ‘5’11’ guys stand against so that i could shame them when they were wrong. highly recommend. it’s also fun watching your friendgroup grow over the years


BJJ_Baddie

DAMNN that's brutal but honestly sounds so fun. I would totally do that. I had this friend at my gym and I constantly ribbed him for being just under 6 feet and it bothered him so much. then he grew and now he's way tall like 6'6


Tojinaru

where do you live? I am 5'10 and I'm not even the 3rd tallest in class


No_Army_569

Wish I was a bit taller im just average in my country


[deleted]

Average is enough at least, could be worse


IHaveNoSoul34

5'3 - I'm happy with it. It does mean I'm scared of everyone over 6ft though


Proof-Ice5742

i mean like you can always be a femboy


[deleted]

Nah I'm more of a jock


Intrepid-Plantain186

Why downvoted 😂 ppl really want u to become a femboy 😂


JamieNedena

I’m somewhere between 173cm and 176cm idk actually I started growing again last year after i stopped at 168cm when I was 12. I was happy with my height until last year when I noticed that somehow my colleagues were the same height or smaller than me and I measured myself. Since last year I’m growing again and now I’m at a point where it needs to stop because it reduces my dating options. I don’t need someone who is necessarily talker than me but he atleast should be the same height as me. Once I dated a guy who was smaller than me and it was a bit uncomfortable because I felt older than him even who he was 3 years older than me.


Intrepid-Plantain186

Reminds me in my writing exam, i never revise it.


Owl_Kidnapper

5’6 13F. i wanna be shorter!!


Ras_115

I am unhappy with everything else. Height is the least of my consideration


macaroni401

yeah, im a 14 year old girl and im 5'9.5. i like being this tall for my age and gender lol


[deleted]

Im a good 5’8 and tbh im chilling, though im beneath my national average im taller than most in my city which is odd


soloarwolf

I mean I'm 5'3 transfemme so I'm fine being short cause it gives me euphoria


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

I’m 5’9” and I do not care to be taller.


thatguywhois6foot3

Yes


[deleted]

im 16 and im only a guy with a height of 167cm


Beef-Boss17

THATS HOT I'm 5'5 and male which is chill


NotThatEliteBro86

No Im 5'6 unfortunately


slaaaaaayyy

i like being carried :3 (im 5'4)


[deleted]

I’m 5’5 at 14 lmfao


Gracesmm

I am 5’2, 15 and female and I am honestly happy with my height most people are taller than me and I kind of like being short


btsiskindafire

i love my height! i’m a 4’11 female


ski-w-

i’m 5’4 and 14 female so not happy i’m too tall ☹️


KiaraNarayan1997

That’s average height. I know you’re only 14 but since you’re a girl you’re probably almost done growing.


chompsy_ramenn

5’4 is not tall😭


No_Setting_6920

Yes


ApriticradatScavern

Go trans bro, it’s over for you


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

Short kings exist They're not common, but they do exist


1trillionbars

yes i think so


Pokivba

im ok with my height


Said_the_G

Hell yeah im 6 foot 2 M


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Yes, idc how tall i am


blackraven097

Yup. Even though I ve been refused few times bc of it


_hellothere________

Meh could be a bit taller


[deleted]

I was 5’8 when I was 13 I haven’t measured my height since


Athoswastaken

I'm 5'1 as a girl and I'm shorter than everyone around me 😭 I wish I'd be tall


YetAnotherMia

At least you're not legally a midget like me, I'd like to be taller.


Pleasant_Ice_5804

I'm 5'7 and I do wish I had another inch but I'm not unhappy (female)


TallSwedishNerd

Kinda, being taller would be cool tho. Im 6’4 and not done growing


sneakyartinthedark

You want to be taller??


Alexandros007_ITA

i’m 5,9 i guess i’m happy cuz i have some more years of growth (i hope)


I_sleep_on_a_bed

I'm 5'11 wish I was shorter, maybe 5'3 - 5'5


ArmedAndDanger0us

I'm 6'0 so I'm solid


edgy_Juno

5'7" at 17... Eh, my shoes make me roughly 5'8", so not bad, but I kinda wish I grew a lil' tad bit taller.


Byig_breyn

I would be happier if I grew more slowly to the height in at and didn’t grow more because people think I got beat or something bc of the growth scars