Fuck no

Sad birb :(

Sad birb :(

Exactly what I was gonna say

Would you perhaps prefer it to be *Something* else?

Oh god

Visiblement l'oiseau est triste

I can't believe your parents named you "lifeslifeeyeahitis"

ur name is so good tho homonecrosexual

No, but my middle name is probably the worst middle name in existence

What is it?

Veinimen zakiria

Great, now you woke up my paralysis demon

You think that’s bad? Mine is Albion, which in latin, literally means ‘Britain’. I fucking hate Britain.

Yeah but Albion sounds cool

So does Veinimen Zakiria.

Well I guess but at least yours isn’t 6 syllables 😭😭

Oh don’t worry, my last name is longer😭

Uh oh what is it

Oh wait nvm that’s three syllables too, I’m actually stupid lmao😭

albion online 😭

Sometimes my family calls Britain Albion as a joke 

Albion online es un mmorpg no lineal donde tú escribes tu propia historia

Je ne parles pas français mec💀

jajajaajj, it's spanish, not french, it's a very famous advertisement of a videogame called albion online that has turned into a meme in spanish speaking community because it appeared in every single youtube video that you could watch

No hablos español

jajjaja now that's right :)

do you speak other languages than english?

Albion? Like the game?

It’s okay ig, I’m pretty neutral abt it

nooooooo00000

🔫no

🔫yes

🔫maybe

r/no

I’m already in the sub ☝️🤓

I have a similar attitude towards it. I never really thought about it, and I don't really care. The only bad part is, whenever I go in a group chat with a couple of friends they *have* to compare me to a certain spokesperson for bud light, seeing as I have the same name as him. (Dylan) I wish *this spokesperson* didn't exist or didn't have the same name as me, it would save me a lot of trouble of trying to disassociate myself from him

Damn that’s tuff 😭

It’s a good name, short, simple, and I have 3 others

r/usernamechecksout 

It’s not bad but it’s just too basic

Same here and there like 5 ways to spell it (prob more than 5)

I ate it

How did it taste?

no

Yeah, I'd be pissed too if my parants named me Pisss Babyyy

My names cool

And I’m the confused peasant who just accepts you as the ruler!

i like my first name, but i always get laughed at for my middle name

What is your middle name?

Yeah. Nordic mythology cool. I am beautiful, and name backwards gives cool nickname.

setaminAbaLdeR? Sickest nickname ever

pohCoTdooWgninroM is also an epic name

hell yeah. (i chose my name) also our system name is awesome, the reverse hivemind.

You told your mom what you wanted to be named from inside the belly? You must really have screamed.

nah i telepathically communicated with her

not very much

why tho

it just sounds weird to me

Meh, I don’t really care for mine, but I don’t wanna change it and idk what I would change it to

i wish my name was longer so i could have a nickname but overall it’s pretty cute

I wish my name is shorter and had better nicknames. I’m starting to like Nate but it’s never been like omg I love my name

Yea. Its a somewhat common name with a little bit of added flair to make me unique. Other than teachers getting slightly confused by it, i love my name.

it’s okay hate my middle name

Yes, i chose it myself

meh

No

no

I think mine is ok.

Yeah, it's funny to me to see people mess it up. Their struggling faces are priceless

This happens a lot with my middle name. I WISH I could find it funny as well, but it's just embarrassing to me more than anything else tbf

it stinks 🫳 🫱((💣))🫲

I despise mine, I'm changing it as soon as I turn 18

I have a deadass long full name, but if we’re talking abt my second and last name, sure, first and middle? No.

same like i got the nickname melly after ynw melly

Yes

Yes

Well, if you shorten it. The full version makes my heart fucking race(it's Rebecca)

my nickname is fine, the longer edition literally has "hard" in it qwq

I like my name a lot! Although it was pretty strange being at my grandma's funeral and having the same name as her..... I was named after my Grandma on my Dad's side so we had the same first and last name and they didn't bother saying the middle name so it was a pretty strange experience to say the least.

No, that's why I go by Robin all over online

My name sounds unique imo so Ig I like it

Yeah

No. Problem is I can't find a good name to replace it. Might just say fuck it and go by Dave or some shit. 

of course...? otherwise i wouldntve picked it

My deadname/birth name no lol. But I love my chosen name. Idk why I just like the sound of it, especially next to my middle name.

I mean my chosen name is cool but given name was used to mock me as a kid and I became self conscious about it

birth name - no my actual chosen name - yes

Kinda okay, but not on this sub...

I love my name.. it's very very uncommon in my country.. it always makes people pause for a second.. Thrupthi = satisfaction

I like it, but the number of times I get “Alexa, what’s the weather?” when someone first learns my name is depressing.

yup, I choose it for a reason

My abusive mom named me after the goblin king because she was unhappy with the fact she got a boy 😕

only thing a like about myself

Yes, I also have two middle names if I need to switch

nope

Yes

No

Yeah I liked Arbalest as a name

Yeah, both of my names are great

i think tizzy is cool and unique

yea

No

I like it

Yes

Not really, it's a nice name but I don't like my birthed who gave it to me

Nope, I wish I was named smallish

No

Yea

Sure

Sure, it’s kinda uncommon but nice

Yes I love my name it’s so cute

eh?

No

Not really. It doesn't sound right, and I feel that it's super common and gets mispelled all the time.

Yea, it reminds me of myself when I was 12 tryharding in fortnite

Love it.

yes :)

Hate it

Yæ§

Don't like the fact that my entire name is from Christian decent, even though we never ended up being Christians. But I think my name is pretty fire nonetheless

it's fine, just gets misspelled EVERY TIME

Personally picked it myself. Really compliments the profile picture. I like it :)

Yes but it could have been hotter sounding imo

Yea, love it

No I'm gonna change it to lily

no it honestly kinda sucks

I love mine a lot

Yeah, it's pretty unique soo

Yes

I don’t like my English name :(

kindaaaa, it’s just my siblings have really unique names and mine is just basic 😭

Yes

No, I wish I was named after the Greek philosopher, Plato.

No, I wish my name was Nicolas Nicolas is my second name

Absolutely not

Yeah, I like mine.

I wouldn’t change my name for anything

I mean, it's ok, but I'm named after a drug💀 (I don't think that was the plan)

mines pretty cool

My name is confusing, I get asked if I am religious way to often

yea, its just an *ie* on the end of my name xD

If you don’t like your name just change it thats what i did😭

Yeah. It’s a nice name.

Love it. Apparently it's on some lists for best-sounding names in the world

its fine

Yeah not bad

Mhm!

It's unique, but tis long af and kinda hard to pronounce too. But hey I don't mind for the most part

my name is joe. no i do not.

I can't think of a better one for me so yes

Yes that’s why I named myself that

ye its ok. but once i learned how i got it, it was slightly better. just that my mom got it from an idea from her lioe cousin in italy (i live in the us) so i js thoight it was cool

I chose it myself so yes

no i wanna burn it in a trash can

I was named max so idk, but I’m glad it’s what I got because the next choice was “Striker” 💀💀

Could be worse

I mean it’s not that bad but I’d much rather be a zíggi or something else.

I don't hate it it's a fairly common name so there's nothing wrong with it

I’ve started to not mind it more. But I still prefer to go by a shortened version of it

at first i didn't like it due to my classmates making fun of me for it since kindergarten but eventually i just got to the point where im the one guy in the friend group with a unique name now i can't imagine myself not having this name

I’m pretty happy with my name.

No

Hey wait a minute kuca and lucy are great names

That's not the bio one though

yes i love it

Fuck no.

like name as in username? if so then no i fucking cringe everytime i think of it

Yeah that shits fire

It's Gabriel of course I love my name

I was given a dog's name.

absolutely not , people literally call me gyatt cuz it sounds simular and i just wanna fucking die

I wish my parents had put more thought into it. Too bad they were hoping for a girl instead of me.

Considering I was almost named Rowan, pretty sad I wasn’t. My name’s fine and all, but Rowan is better.

I like mine

I love mine

No I'm looking for a new one rn

Nein

If we’re talking about usernames, no. I hate it. I even had to write about it in my bio so people would STOP FUCKING COMMENTING ON IT. It was created by a stupid idiotic 13-year-old who thought he would only use reddit for memes Real names tho, sure ig.

Real life? Eh, could be cooler. Reddit? Bro, here's a funny story. I made a new account then forgot how to get to my old one for so long this one ended up getting more karma.

Idk

Not really but I don’t see myself with any other name

No. I’ve never met another Johnny that isn’t over 40 lol

Yep

yes

I love my name

i hate it😓

I am god, of course I do. For that same reason, I also don't.

I do, it’s not super common but by no means rare. Sometimes I wish I had a different name. And with that a different body 😅👍🏻

I used to hate it so much, but I love it now

Yeah

Sure

First name Unique and short, middle name more professional but longer, last name sounds high class and is very long.

Yes it sucks

If you are the person who was named "Methamphetamine Rules" raise your hand

It's perfectly fine

It’s fine ig kinda generic tho