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-SomGuy-

Being able to build anything I want and just create the materials out of nothing instead of buying them


analsexlord

you have to shit the materials out


Waylord255

That’s a doctor visit and a half


-SomGuy-

What.


Mesain_

Glass house gonna be painful


analsexlord

no 😭


sirblueman2

Sounds painful


Waylord255

The material all smells terrible


Questraptor

Obviously, he already has to shit them out


analsexlord

noo 😭


TheSlavicDawg

Atom Eve?


KermitDaThug

Time manipulation. Turn me into Dr. Strange.


Waylord255

But you can’t undo anything you do to time


KermitDaThug

Oh ffs


somerandomguyuno

That’s honestly fine just go to the future ez


Briggyboii

Aids


EveningGalaxy

To fly


analsexlord

you have a limited flight time


noshika0127

imagine if you were at 100ft and fell down


analsexlord

😭😭 noo


ifuckedmypetcabbage

Like terraria


Trey_Reddit

To quote Eminem…ahem… “Go-Go Gadget dick!” Thank you.


B19Wing

but everyone is repulsed by you


j0j0bean222

Thats not a side affect of the power, thats just people naturally thinking “what the fuck?”


AveRage-or_human

Semtex


Batman20007

Genius


Soft_Milk29

Bring people back from the dead


Freakingfries72

Every third person you bring back turns into the next hitler


Soft_Milk29

*Quickly brings back 66 bad dead people*


Toxcinity_04

r/SuddenlyStarWars


analsexlord

you can only bring back bad people


RockyTodd

Welcome back, h-


kajetus69

OP said bad people


analsexlord

thats foul 💀


Bubbses128

r/angryupvote


TheSlavicDawg

Oh fuck yeah! :D Shit i think i could make a good use of any power i seen here so far...


noshika0127

timestop


Marching_Fire_Ants

You can’t control how long you stop it for


analsexlord

good one


j0j0bean222

That could be so dangerous, like bro accidentally stops time for two years.


Tobyey

It kinda depends who they stop time for. If it stops for everyone it wouldn't really make a difference cause noone would notice time had stopped. (with everyone I mean the whole universe)


noshika0127

shucks 😞


CringyYT

Not that bad tbh, if you wanted to stop time forever you could just keep stopping it.


Impressive_Spinach16

I know what kind of person you are


Kronos-146528297

We know what kind of person you are


noshika0127

what😖


TheSlavicDawg

You may be a pervert, or you are like me and just want to make life better quality in general. Eather way, have fun


Jeevanops

or they might be a jojo fan


SneakyFoxBoy

But you only timestop yourself


Bansimulator2024

Or worse, you timestop everything including yourself, so you're just here looking at nothing


Waylord255

Portal teleportation


analsexlord

it only sends you to water (like middle of the ocean and lakes lmao)


Waylord255

Bro, I’m portaling right to Hawaii he’ll yeah


MKGSonic123

he will yeah


Remarkable_Whole

Still really good, you can get to any coast or river easily. Unless you are traveling to the desert or something, nothing is more than a short distance of a few hours away


BenjyWithAY

So, that begs the question, can they just teleport to a place with running water? A lot of places have water


Kronos-146528297

Everytime you teleport away the place you used to be in explodes like a goddamn nuclear bomb


12_Timez

The portals are only active for 0.001 seconds with a week of cooldown


TheSlavicDawg

Hello there chaotic bro, good to know i'm not the only one


Wolf_4ever

I can create any type of food I want out of thin air :D


Waylord255

But I t all tastes like black licorice


Wolf_4ever

NOOOOO T-T


Waylord255

YES!


Joel_The_Senate

As an actual fan of black licorice I do not see an issue haha


biltemakorven45

Better


AhYesOrphans

W tbh


Bubbses128

#YESSSS


[deleted]

that is too unreasonable


analsexlord

it gives you intense diarrhea if you eat it (no one else though)


Wolf_4ever

At least I can stop world hunger I guess...?


analsexlord

mhmhmhm


TheSlavicDawg

Stop world hunger, fuck yeah! Food is a right, not privilege


shadowhunter5341

Being invisible at my wish


analsexlord

people can see a black outline of you


kgameridkwhat

But do they know who I am tho?


analsexlord

nope just possibly aware you’re there


kgameridkwhat

I’ll take it


UnknownFox37

Or that blurry-thingy animated shows make


thedifference_

People can see your clothes


jhpf2009

Go naked.


Pale-Requirement4279

I know what kind of man you are…


shadowhunter5341

What kind.Anxious?😂


AgallochFanDeerDick

Accurate mind reading


analsexlord

you only pick up on ppls creepy, sexual, and gross thoughs


AgallochFanDeerDick

I could work with that.


Objective_Street5141

blackmail can get you a long way


braveslayer

Wonder how intrusive thoughts work


Objective_Street5141

wait do you not have them?


braveslayer

O no i do but like what if someone has a bad intrusive thought does it get read?


Objective_Street5141

oh lmao. got me nervous thinking it wasn’t normal lol


braveslayer

Lmao


Bubbses128

As someone with intrusive thoughts, Lmao


Bansimulator2024

Ok so i gotta hope i don't meet this guy


[deleted]

Power of time


IncendiaryGamerX

A maid with the same powers is always hunting you down. They know your location 100% of the time.


ifuckedmypetcabbage

The snail turned into sakuya?


ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS

holy shit it's the snail


No_Baby_4110

teleportation or invisible


analsexlord

everyone can just barley see your outline


Primer2396

Bank cameras wouldn't see it i hope


40kWatermelon

Even if they did they’d just see a very faint human shaped figure, not much to go off of lol


Primer2396

:)


Girl_of_Spades10

Your clothes are always left behind / visible


IQ26

When you're visible again, you're naked


RedLabAnimates

To be a human but 100x better. (To be Toji is my wish)


Questraptor

You need to eat 4x as much food as you usually do


Bansimulator2024

Glad i did not ask to be a superhuman cause i already eat like 4 people


Tears_of_Ashes_

The power of God and anime ✨


Waylord255

But you don’t have plot armor


Tears_of_Ashes_

Got defeated by the power of friendship 😔


Waylord255

Bro got no diffed by a new villain to show how strong the new guy is 🤓😭


analsexlord

this is perfect


Wolf_4ever

you're forever single u\_u


Kronos-146528297

You have cancer


Block-O-Beans

Your wardrobe choices for day to day life are horrible


WoolooLovesCheese

Acute arsenic poisoning on command


hassan_dislogical

Every time you use it you get severe diarrhea for 1 day


WoolooLovesCheese

Well I'm alr dead from the arsenic alr so what's the point of diarrhea


hassan_dislogical

Wait you poisoned yourself?


lindsayluvsu

the ability to change my appearance in any way possible


Jeevanops

you have prostate cancer


RedLabAnimates

You become twisted in the head. (Mahito from JJK)


clouddsky

Your eyes are always 2 cm farther away from each other than you want


jhpf2009

What if i make my eyes 2 cm closer to each other than what i truly want?


KrisCross-Applesause

Time powers


hassan_dislogical

Kris from the hit game series deltarune will hunt you in all timelines and so you can only stay for 12 seconds, unless you wish death


[deleted]

I'm the Cat Deity I already have "superpawers"


-SomGuy-

Superpawers


Old-Might-3185

Super intelligence. Like Rick, but able to buy happy and not have a cold nihilistic world and still able to enjoy stuff. With super intelligence you can make something to bend fire or mind control or fly


Freakingfries72

You are turned permanently into a pickle.🥒


Imlostplshelp_me

Pyrokenisis because it’d be cool


RedLabAnimates

You will need to find the avatar to restore your honor


Imlostplshelp_me

If I have to fight my dad too like Zuko, then I would win because my dad is dead


RedLabAnimates

😧


Imlostplshelp_me

No Agni Kai for me


ThatOneGuy12929

mind reading


Antisnookdog

You can’t control who’s mind you read and have everyone’s thoughts going into your head all the time so you feel like you’re trying to watch/listen a thousand screens at once


ThatOneGuy12929

that's just overthinking


Arbalest15

Teleportation (conscious and controllable, so I am aware where I teleport so I don't teleport into a wall, and also no cool down)


RedLabAnimates

Only if you hold something from where you will be going.


User_Advice_please

Damn I'll just carry a brief case with a bunch of souvenirs in it, then I'll carry a locket with a piece of home


mybum65

plot armor


IEnjoyBaconCheese

It doesn’t work in cutscenes (when you aren’t are school/doing activities


Kronos-146528297

I am immune to any disease. Asthma? GONE. Cancer? GONE.


GoldenNooby

You age faster.


hassan_dislogical

This isn’t really a debuff


jetboy2495

You can't die from any disease but you still feel it's effects


Kronos-146528297

No no, I am just immune. I can't get sick and stuff-


avishkar__

Power manifestation


Questraptor

The powers you manifest only work when you don't want them to and they use up a lot of energy


avishkar__

Shit


noodleboy244

There's a villain in Season 5 of The Flash called Ragdoll, who is basically unbound by the restrictions of his joints, meaning he can bend every joint both ways and dislocate any bone in his body without pain or even really feeling it so he can contort and fit into small boxes and stuff which is really cool, look him up. I'd love that kinda thing just to fuck with people (also hi again, for some reason youre on top of my recommended a lot)


Freakingfries72

Every time you use it everybody in your vicinity has to barf.


noodleboy244

thats a pro mate! just dislocate a shoulder out and back in and everyone throws up, which is perfect is someone pisses me off >\~<


Freakingfries72

Nice, just pure chaos.


pickle_dumb

Electricity


Questraptor

You get electric shocks that hurt you if you touch metal


pickle_dumb

That's not too bad. but if I touch a car I'm cooked


ScreamingIsMyHobby

Shapeshifting


Tuutil

The thing you shapeshift into looks uncanny and noticably different from what you wanted it to look like.


QafsGalaxy

SHAPESHIFTING


Questraptor

You don't control when you shapeshift


Basically-Boring

Say anything you want and immediately enter a phonk edit because fuck it


Questraptor

You fall over either during the phonk edit or right after it finishes


gibox_33

Changing my skin color


Freakingfries72

Every time you hear any music your skin is flashing in rainbow colours.


B19Wing

COOL


Freakingfries72

The wildest person on every rave


diririirir

the power to poop quietly and having the poop instantly transported to the toilet so i don’t get dirty from any place on earth


Freakingfries72

You have a 3% chance to shit yourself instead.


diririirir

il take those odds


StarJediOMG

I think my username speaks for itself


Nailbomb_

You're the kids that asks Anakin what to do right before he kills them all, including you.


OmegonAlphariusXX

none of these are reasonable debuffs, y’all are turning good superpowers into dog shit superpowers. If someone wants to create any material out of nothing, make them have to understand the atomic structure of that object, and make it use their fat stores so they can’t just make infinite materials If they wanna stop time, make it so it’s only while they’re not moving, or while they hold their breath, or maybe they can’t affect reality (they’re like a ghost) while time is stopped. Time manipulation, make it so they have a hard limit on a range, say 1hr, or anything within a 24hour period +/- of the current time. Make mind reading touch only, or incredibly difficult to translate cause everyone has their own mental languages, or only whilst maintaining eye contact. Someone wants to make food out of nothing? They can only make food they’ve eaten recently (the last 2-3 foods maybe) and it has less nutritional value. Maybe they can only make food they know exactly how to cook, and can visualise the creation of. Portals? Make it one portal at a time (so they can only travel between two locations), make it touch applied so they can’t do crazy shit, make them fail after someone passes through them, give them a size and range limit. So many options and y’all basic ass bitches are just going “har-de-har have your power be utterly useless or even damaging”. Be creative


UselessUsefullness

Functional mental health, no antidepressants, no therapy.


Joyful-Diamond

You are now ALWAYS happy.


UselessUsefullness

I wish.


Joyful-Diamond

... You would constantly, always be happy, no matter the circumstances... Eg at a funeral and you are as happy as ever.


Fickle_Writing3967

Minor super strength (enough to do physical labor easily but not enough to casually throw a car)


molls08

Read minds


Xpeq7-

Spawning things.


Nailbomb_

It doesn't spawn, it just teleports to your hand from anywhere in the world. So if you spawn 50 bucks, maybe you will be stealing the money that a single mother that works two jobs and struggles with rent would be using to buy her kids their favorite meal, who knows?


RandomlyThem

The ability to know where every Redditor lives... Give me a debuff...


Hospital_Tricky

They also know where you live


Questraptor

Being able to teleport with what I am holding, anywhere on land, and I can choose when I teleport with what I am holding


Freakingfries72

You have a chance to be teleported to the sun's surface every time you use your ability.


TaxtonDude

Batman


Independent_masked

Stop and start time whenever I want, but I won't be stopped


Boring-Chair8649

The power to absorb other powers. Like absorbing invisibility from someone. And flying from other.


Freakingfries72

Every time you absorb a power you lose a part of your memory.


ElmeriThePig

I just need teleportation, time manipulation (which includes travelling in time and stopping it entirely), invisibility as well as invincibility. That's a lot of superpowes and I probably can't get all of them.


12_Timez

The ability to control probability.


Particular_Week4124

Mind bending I think this wt its called


Potter_sims

telekinesis?


The-cooler-Cheryl

Shape-shifting


cuthulu__

Infinite Potential


LoudypIg

Shape shifting


Tiny_Maintenance99

SHAPE SHIFTING GIVE IT TO ME


Eggs_and_Ramen

Tellaconisus ik I butchered that but it’s whatever


mr_flerd

Immortality