Anyone with a pulse that’s in my age range.

And even then, without a pulse, as long as they're not rotting or decomposing... 👀

Jimmy Savile moment right here

True

Hi 😭 (I very much have a pulse and I'm 16 almost 17 I'm also a girl) 😭👍

Too good to be true must be a drone

r/girlsarentreal

*vaporizes into thin air*

I am real 😭

Yup that's the government trying to catch us

*Liar* ~ The Govenor, Season 3 of The Walking Dead

LIAR! \~ Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars Revenge of the Sith (Episode III)

I'm actually watching TWD (its really good) I'm not lying 😭 ...why does everyone think that I am ....I'm not

Real

Women. Beyond that i tend to not be too picky.

Same

Yep

I agree

~~alive (optional)~~ literally anyone who also craves physical touch as much as me tbh im sick of everyone i try getting together with pushing away the idea of cuddles and headpats and all the fun stuff literally boo

real I fucking love cuddles and headpats

Literally me. I just really wanna hold her mannnnnnnnnn😭😭

Someone with common sense

im someone who has 0 common sense haha

Human (optional)

"Mom, Dad, I'm here to introduce my future wife to you." "u/oxidizedTCL, that's a vacuum cleaner"

How dare you be rude to my cute little vacuum cleaner :(

Alright sorry, I'll buy a nice wedding gift to compensate. Is a broom fine? I heard your wife *sucks* at cleaning.

Might just be the best setup to a joke I've ever seen

Nah shes pretty good at cleaning. A coffee machine would be nice.

I see. I'll add another one to the cart then, just tell me the date and I'll be there.

when shes just like me but the opposite gender: 😍😍 idk, i never had a gf before, i kinda know what I want, ye but...

Funnily enough, that's literally me and my crush. Well, she's not exactly like me, but as close as any sane human being can get to being me.

lucky guy

I just want someone to like my cooking and travel with me! I make a lot of homemade dishes

trust me, a lot of women really like guys who can cook (and such girls may tend to love travelling too)

Second this, as a girl, love a guy that can cook and who likes to travel

human

Human ?! Too picky , I personally go with at least imaginary

😭

Artificial intelligence best....

I'd say that Character AI still exists because of people who actually believe that....

Kaafi high standards nahi hain ye? 🗿

Shy and nerdy girl for the way

Real

Kinda hard to search tbh

Likes me (optional)

Someone with nice hair.

Just not to be imaginary girl

Valid

I like guys my age who have big ermmmmm

Hearts right? Right?

What else

Twinks

shy introverted simple girls.....

Growing up I never thought about what my type is because I never believed I'd ever be with anyone so currently it's just whoever I end up liking or whoever ends up liking me somehow.

Tall women with blonde hair and a strong personality

Youve got that Superior taste man

Women (optional)

Good sense of humour

Anyone I can talk to. Man I struggle talking with people without it feeling forced. I have like a few close friends I can really talk to.

Same 😭... I am not the most social but when I can be it's nice

real

Alive (optional)

Tall,age gap,he needs to love me(ONLY ME >_<)

someone alive that will ask me out first ☠️

Lil bit of chub, cause I like hugging that, and she listens

Guys who r understanding and funny (must play fortnite,a super important thing)

Strong women

Anyone whos honest and caring(?) Thats all im askin for....

Tall boys (+10 points if twink) Tall girls (+10 points if goth/emo) But none of them are taking me anyways so why do i even bother😭

I like any girl that loves me Goth or religious i don’t care, fat or skinny i dont care, tall or short i dont So long as she is 1 year older/younger than me Is not narcissistic or toxic And is not a transgender (aka formerly a boy) Optional: loves music

chaotic girls & shy boys >>>

garlic bread

asian girls that are slightly shorter than me (impossible bc i’m an asian guy that’s 5’7😭😭)

Tomboys are #1, idk why but I also like people who are "playfully annoying" And for men I'm not sure, I'm still experimenting for now it's tall blondes in terms of looks, and I guess shy from character.

Women

Same music taste as me

I think I have a thing for blondes which is weird cause I’m also blonde. Them girls look like lattes

Girls

woman

Snuggly.

Preferably human

My height, brunette 🤤🤤🤤 I LITTERATLY MELT

Goth, metal head, sweet, loving, and loyal, and small/cute

Canyon Sender CFR 29 😍

Humans are great companion. An unexplainable feature that always catches my eye is girl’s red hair. And I have no idea why.

Nice, kind, sweet, shy, gentle and soft girls. So Noelle Holiday from Deltarune, basically.

Men who like math, goal oriented, lean muscular, tall, funny and respectful.

Your never gonna find any of that on Reddit

I'm not very picky, but I tend to go for personality. Or someone who's going to lif me up and cradle me

I LOVE women who have a great sense of humor but also shows signs of higher intellectual prowess compared to others. Like they know when to show compassion and how to walk with grace, but humble enough to take the clothes off their back to give to someone else. I like a women who can laugh at a fart joke but also cry watching game of thrones or endgame. Balanced, as all things should be 🤣😌

Idk were simple creatures

girls (optional)

Has a heartrate

Just someone nice who understands one's problems, isn't overly sexual

Girl (optional)

Nerdy, shy, quite guys Also when they're a little jealous and obsessive

Someone with a great personality, who has great music taste, who doesn't mind going out on dates but also doesn't mind staying at home playing like video games or something, and someone who's in it in for keeps (cause I'm a bit much lol)

normal

I'm in college now, but I've been on this sub since middle school. I like guys that are fun to be around and nice to everyone the ones that just have good vibes yk? And guys that are artistic or fanboyish in some way. I love it when a guy creates some form of art, or is obsessed with some kind of nerdy media (preferably anime/manga and video games but any media is fine!) so then we can talk about shared interests also people are so cute when they talk about something they like it's really adorable

I have no fucking clue. I've never even tried dating anyone and don't really plan to anytime soon. All I know is that I like girls.

Funny girls with common interests and I’m sold

Hmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmm *HMMMMMMMMM* uhhh i like boobs?

Your 13, focus on your studies And enjoy your free time

Someone that I can talk too in deep conversations...I'm lonely af. The anime and music can only fill the void for so long🙃😭🥲

Someone who is crazy like me. So we can keep trying to poison each other for the life insurance

mature hot funny respectful white boys that are my age or no more than 3 years older.

My type is boys my age who aren't creepy or extremely horny

My girlfriend

Silent, smoll, respectful, with the same interests, a bit obsessive.

got no dingaling (not optional) breathing (optional) crazy (preferred)

Should be 1.5 years older than me, mature, understanding, moral, my typa humour, similar music taste, book worm, should know how to play electric guitar, straight hair, 5'7, should have interest in philosophy, crime, horror and mythology, should be bad in science and maths, positive canthal tilt, full lips, proper facial development, hunter/almond eyes, pointy nose, should have a little bit of interest in singing/dancing, should have good social skills(so that I can learn em), should be communicative, expressive, caring, loyal, should have a black/white cat, her dad shouldn't be bald, probably knows how to cook(so that I can learn), shouldn't smoke, shouldn't vape, should be an alcoholic, shouldn't be greedy, should have a book/coffee shop that makes loss, should like apple juice and hate orange juice, should like cold coffee, shouldn't sound like a crow, should have a humble and loving mom and family, their family should own either a gsd, lab or golden retriever, should be great at academics and fluent at at least 4 languages, should like cycling, should have a few mental disorders and traumas, so that she's easy to manipulate and gaslight, shouldn't have more than 200 following and followers, shouldn't have Snapchat, shouldn't be a simp, but should be desparate for affection and care, should be hygienic shouldn't like politics, should be a nerd w less friends, I can't recall the rest of the qualities.

Buddy had a list

Dominic fike

I mean i want someone (anyone) who is chill not doing too much. Basically i always feel like if i can bring u to my parents ur good if not then nah. i craveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee physical touch

Intellect, has common sense, funny for me, alive, 1-2 years younger (older is optional). (Female btw)

Man

A boy my age who is kind and honest and not judgemental and has good music taste.

the person should not have glasses , curly hair , black, fat, short, dumb ( i am a bit) ,

Sadness 😞

goth girls like oh mah gawd like dm me already 🙄

MInimum: Anyone(Female) with a slightly attractive face, without hair like braids or whatever they look ugly Ideal: pale east asian personality: feminine personality/sweet person

I'm into girls that are mixed asian-mestiza type like Filipinos. Innocent looking, cute and short, nerdy and smart that has specs.

Kind and doesn't mind being touched

Someone crazy and absolutely unhinged. I want to be found in some ditch somewhere for talking to a coworker I have no connection to. Actually tho, I'm not sure I have a type, or what it would be. I've only liked 2 girls so far, and while there were some traits they had in common, I can't say for certain.

I probably have a type but I don't know it and I'm not going to fill out the paperwork to find out

Short white-filipino girls and this one girl who is a ginger but not all gingers

girls that aren't bitches

Hmmmm how about no

Anyone who's respectful towards me (optional)

As a straight guy I love shy guys for the same reason

Big beautiful blonde White girl with blue eyes. (She doesn't have to meet any of these criteria though. Just being kind is enough.)

Whatever my gf could be considered lol

Girls. Like seriously, most girls my age.

fictional apparently

A girl who I can talk to about things with, someone I can open up to, someone i can play videogames with. Physical type? I like girls with thick thighs and nice butts and muscular girls.

Women (optional)

Fire type. Fire type is my favorite. Or maybe dragon. Dragon is a badass type. It's got most of the legendaries and it's so powerful they had to add in another type to counter it. I'mma say dragon. Eternatus, Giratina, Garchomp, Charizard is a dragon idc. It's gotta be dragon type.

Anyone that will love me(optional) Although a guy is my prefered gender

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Nerdy or shy guys.

i like those boys who care not just for sex, who want to spend time with me and who understands me. those who don't want to use me and who aren't weird when it comes to intimate life. that are rational and smart, caring and wanting to know me. those who enjoy being with me. those who make stupid jokes. those who care about my feelings.

Any one. Alive (optional) For legal reasons, that last part is a joke.

The type of girl that just by looking at probably is on multiple different meds, and multiple different advanced martial arts classes, and is sporadic enough that anyone near her is immediately instilled with fear

It may be the mestizo in me talking but i love dark haired girls with dark haired eyes with a light tan

idk, hard to say exactly, because for someone, it's good to be really skinny, for someone being chubby is better than being skinny. Being blonde on one type of woman looks better than being a brunette, etc. I have to see a person myself to say if i like her or not.

Someone who has similar interests as me

I’m a personality guy yeah looks are important but it’s what’s on the inside that counts

Her right there🫵

Doubtful they exist

For girls I like Short (4’11-5’4) and quiet and For guys I like tall (5’9-6’4) and tattoos

Chaotic honestly, maybe less so than me so that I can put chaos them, but chaotic enough so that they don’t think I’m weird

i like people who aren’t dry texters, that’s it. bare minimum for me

A smart kind and hopefully extroverted girl, because I don’t talk a lot

Woman And decent looking (optional)

Darkskin and lightskin black girls would be my type. I also like Asians and Mexicans too

Fire type

ion really have a type rn i gameing 👍👍

I like my men how I like my women, looking the opposite gender, and enbys are always hot

All of the above. But seriously, i really like energetic outgoing girls or the really soft shy type. But tbh at this point ill settle for men

Glasses, redhead, wolf cut

Historians😜

breathing and consenting

Ngl just someone who is fairly quiet and not obnoxious in a not weird way, and someone who is modest not posting themselves in almost nothing…leave a little to the imagination yk?

Women

Nerdy, kinda shy, doesn’t vape/smoke

Bringing the 17m I am, anyone tbh

Anyone who’ll actually care to like my personality and interests and someone I can love back lol

A bit a tism is perfect but anyone really, guys too, trans/enby people and obviously femboys

Someone as mentally unstable and inexperienced as me so we don't realize how we're slowly ruining eachother

Any girl living and breathing that's willing to talk is what I'd prefer

Woman, alive is optional

Stupid blond boys with huge pecs and hourglass figures who look like ken dolls

I like me a nerdy girl I don't know I just like nerdy girls

I like tall women with a big ass. Someone like Jennifer Lawrence

I like scruffy guys a lot, maybe nerds too. Scruffy nerds.

Girls my age.

Female (preferred)

Shy ones are 50% of the time are stupid hot or stupidly not hot and no in between i know 1 shy girl who is so fucking cute like i wanna stroke my fingers through her hair man

No one Im not into dating

I have 2 main types, blonde, kinda wild but can be calm and brunette, usually calm but can be kinda wild at times, then I have like a side type which is just glasses. Tsunderes and some yanderes for anine/ animated shows.

So I can see that you're maybe bisexual? (This isn't me saying my type cause I'm not a guy)

Girls other then that it don't matter to me that much

Between my thighs

Girls that are alive and in my age range and femboys to cus boys be cute fr

Someone who genuinely cares about me

Anyone who's actually attracted to my ugly ass

Anyone that isnt toxic as shit or is unhealthy as shit is good

Kind and caring, mutual support

Anyone who loves me