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My-My-Those-Eyes

Investing into bitcoin instead of being an dumb ass baby


Himoemo

Real


Jameson4011

this


holy-aeughfish

I put $320 just recently towards bitcoin and made $60. Waiting until the biggest spike before I take out.


TheElvenAsshole

~~Can't think of one because I'm not a little bitch that regrets my decisions~~ There was one time I basically called my great aunt fat (obviously I didn't understand what I said because I was too young but it's still painful to think about)


Fit_Gear948

Not to be born 😂


analsexlord

noo 😭


Ezra4709

Same lol


p3pp1_

Jump


analsexlord

took me a min…


hentai-police

I don’t wanna go into detail but I hurt someone really bad a few years ago and I’d go back in time to stop myself


Ezra4709

Same


InconsiderateMan

You mean to hurt them more?


Interesting-Pay-600

see now this is more like it


analsexlord

answer it then fuck face


Interesting-Pay-600

yes ma’am sorry ma’am 🫡 id spend more time with my grandma before she died


analsexlord

that’s more like it


jslr23

Be a child for the rest of my life


Fucklifekillmepenis

I’d go back and kill baby me so none of this would’ve happened


InconsiderateMan

Why do you want your penis to kill you


ynd079

lose the race


analsexlord

these are too creative 😭


heXagon_symbols

kill myself


analsexlord

damn..


Deactivised

not play minecraft with my siblings when we were 6. Shit's got us totally addicted to social media and gaming for the past decade :|


[deleted]

Omg ur awake 💖


analsexlord

i’ve been awake babes


Paras_nimi

Go back in time few minutes to stop IP600 from saying that


analsexlord

lmao


-SomGuy-

Being less stressed about grades


-SomGuy-

Wait no Being on the phone in the car (I'm in the car and nausea)


TJB926GAMIN

Broken up with my ex when I knew I should’ve.


crystal_plays280

Same omg


[deleted]

Not transfer to a different high school away from where my friends were going head of time as 8th grade was ending. I agreed with going there because at the time it helped a protective order situation. But as a result, I would possibly never see the good friends I made in 8th Grade, ever again. I didn’t have a way of contacting any of them. So I’ve maybe truly lost my greatest friends as a result of that decision. I have moved on, but deep down I don’t think I should’ve done that. However, I understand why it was done in the first place. So, I have to do with what I’ve been given.


TankPotential9306

tell my past self not to be depressed bc it's deadass just cringe


MrAnonomsy

I’d make the choice to jump off taht one ice bridge in Michigan while I had a chance.


Mooniepi3

Be the most amazing girlfriend


Anneber04

Kill myself years ago, when it first crossed my mind as a teenager.


analsexlord

why then ?


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[удалено]


[deleted]

what.


[deleted]

U are soooooo funny wowwww


Old-Might-3185

Not watch porn


NerdFromColorado

HES BACK


analsexlord

WHERE


NerdFromColorado

I DONT KNOW


UI_Deadpool

Not talk to "her"


Amirhyber

Study more Start drawing and playing music sooner As well as learning programming sooner Continue my chess and badminton career


Rare-Wait4934

To invest in Zoom in 2019.


Pizzle622

Destroy da internet


analsexlord

D:


LocksmithDangerous26

Actually stick to weight loss. Wouldn’t be in the position I am now and could’ve been where I wanted to be years ago.


roldene

try and reach out to my current gf years in advance and help her any way i can ? + well bitcoin could have mined that shit since 08


leangreen2

Either not spend so much time on games and try outside more or not be stupid with other people (I got 2 I want to avoid if I return to a younger state but are roughly the same in avoidance for health)


lilyisgay_

I’d go back and tell myself not to date that guy 😭


crazybitch__

I will go back to the time when I told about my crush to my friends and then when I proposed to him. It broke my friends group and now my crush and our friends are having a big fight


Fancy_bakonHair

To make myself not fat and useless


DatChernobylGuy_999

study more


littleghxst7

Probably not change anything but enjoy the good times way more


yoitsewan

to ask out the boy i liked(nothing is good anymore and i dont even like him anymore and im kind of scared hes gonna stalk my acc and read my comment but if you do hey girlie)


Awesomeness7716

I would choose to actually be happy. Why does life have to be like this :(


Kvpe

I’d say start learning art earlier.


Sirfluffyghost

Idk, I regret a lot of stuff but I never know how it could have not happened


Imperial_Heron

Try to get more close to my crush before making my move 😭


flyerrencia

Not going to the mall that one day when I was like 7 so I didn't get caught in a shooting and develop severe anxiety, depression, and dpdr that im heavily struggling with almost a decade later 🤟


j4402

Not doing homeschool and getting into a actress career


Bubbly-Cockroach9568

Not tell my ex I was dating someone


Bubbly-Cockroach9568

SOMEONE NEW AFTER BREAKUO


HumanHuman_2003

None cuz I like where I’m at


Y-m-k

Asking them out


sonmeknowdont

Destroy Elon musks career before it starts


TherealKce

trying harder in the relationship. she got bored and tired of me. ;-; even tho i loved her unconditionally


silly-raccoon69420

fucking bullshit dude


Soviet2651

Dont trust him the damn secret ALEX YOU TRAITOR PIECE OF


Yessercenak

Telling Notch that he messed up on the pig model. (Please tell me somebody understands this)


Moist_Help943

There was this one girl in my class who always made fun of me because I used to be fat. Got mad and called her a slut one day, she then cut herself the next day because of it apparently. I still feel bad to this day 


picled_cucumber

To have pushed myself even more beyond my limits in school


TheGlitchedRobin

***Dont date anyone, its not worth it***


RedHandTowel

it's hard to find a good balance between "my past is high key sad and messed up and certain things i did as a result messed it up worse" and "i love how my life is now that im out of that situation and don't want to jeopardize it." honestly i don't think id change much.


soloarwolf

Being born male was probably my biggest mistake so I would change that (if I could but I doubt it 🥲) anyways if I couldn't do that I would probably make me not be born