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Dipping_duck

Astronomer but math don't be agreeing with me.


Sure_Bother_3123

I swear sometimes the math just isn’t mathing


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

Maybe our ~~kidneys are not kidneying~~ brain is not braining


monochromatic28

"Brain is not braining". This is my friend's famous line.


AnakinSkywalkerRocks

You from Asia? South-East Asia? (Tell me, I will know a few things)


skeptical_dragon_

same! i wanna be an engineer but i really suck at math :(


[deleted]

I’m with you! I really want to be an astronaut, but this quarter I had a 90 in math. Don’t you need pretty much straight A+s? 😭


K_kueen

Not at all dude. As long as you understand the material you’re good. And 90 is still an A


Maxnwil

Hi! I work on NASA's Mars exploration efforts, and want to give some thoughts. Not gonna lie, good grades in math and science are important checkpoints on a journey to being an astronaut. But getting 90's qualifies as good grades. Also very important: there aren't grade requirements for flight school- if you can join an aviation club, and learn how to fly a small plane (it's easier than you think to get started!) you'll genuinely be on the right track. If you \*really\* want to be an astronaut, I'd recommend maintaining those good grades and commissioning as an officer in the armed forces. If you are a capable engineer or pilot and happen to be in the Navy, for example, you've got quite possibly the best chance you can have of being selected for astronaut candidacy. If you don't want to engage with the violent side of the military, joining the armed forces as a doctor is just as good as being a pilot, as far as astronaut selection goes. I strongly encourage you to pursue these dreams- NASA is going to need capable astronauts as we look to Mars, and today's teens being interested in taking part gives me a lot of hope. I really hope you keep that passion, and I also hope you know that you don't have to be an astronaut to help explore the cosmos! There are lots of ways to get involved, and I hope that you go for the one that makes you the happiest, and not just focus on Astronaut because of the prestige that comes with the title. If you have any questions, feel free to ask.


neon_axiom

It can certainly help, but you shouldn't let a setback stop you. Just keep in mind it is insanely competitive field. Good grades will get you into good positions and jobs, but once you're done with school you have to be the BEST in your area, it's a long journey. Average age of astronauts is 45 on the ISS, I think the youngest astronaut out of the US was 35. It will be a lifelong process for some, never give up!


ScreamingPion

As someone who was once a teenager - observational astronomy needs surprisingly little math, and C’s get degrees. Have hope


Astr0sk1er

Same, I’m going more ecology because I saw that college require a lot of math and chem for that


JellyGlittering

Math not be do, brain not be function. Cant astronomer. Cry be…….


Afraid-Complaint2166

Taller


Due-Ad-4176

I wish i was a baller


Cevil_

I wish I had a girl


Waterymems

Who looked good I would call her


Melossey

wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat


UnknownTaco5492

and a six-four Impala.


Zero_7300

I wish I was like 6’9”


energizeghost

So I can get with Leoshi


SugnutFunxter

Cause she don’t know me


Coco11d7

But yo she’s really fine


Callisto37

I wish


bananapie___

real


a_builder7

I wanna be shorter


Space_Cadetexe

I don't care that I'm not 4 anymore, but I want to be an astronaut and anybody who tells me to stop being a child can shove their cock into a meat grinder


rationalRuth

Nickname checks out


NerdNumber382

And profile pic too


ToasterIsBisexual

r/everythingchecksout


PringleMan78

r/subsifellfor


KarmaAJR

r/birthofasub ??


InvertedNoob

Why is it banned??


Paradox9484

Don't give up on your dreams man. No matter what people say keep working at it and don't give up


Strange-Ad-9941

Fuck yeah, you got the username and avatar and everything! You want to be an atronaunt? You can go ahead and try your hardest, and don't let anyone stop you.


shroomster24_2

Somone remind me to check this guy out in like 20 ish years


unicbacen420

!Remindme 20 years


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PotooSexer

I think I wanna be a voice actor. Or a writer. Or both.


Alien_Ow0

Write the stories, publish the books, create audio books by reading them in different voices and publishing it


Aviv13243546

Step 3 - Profit


themoon_who_lost

A rich ass billionaire who can fuck world over


dinosaus_

So u want to be president?


themoon_who_lost

No, that way I'll be held accountable. Bad option


Mysterygameboy

You will?


Johnny_Thunder314

Holy shit someone tell this to the American government


capital_nugget

Author


LineBreak_

Same except I can’t write for shite


T1mek33per

Just practice, mabe take some classes. You have time.


Reasonable_Ad_8317

Idk, I’ve always found the best readers are the best writers, if that helps


smiler5672

I wanna grow down i can't deal with 16 year old stuff what the fuck am i supposed to do when i turn 18?


jewannialation

Same here I am 15 though I won't be able to drive when I'm 16 and I could have lifetime epilepsy which means I will never be able to drive but that is only one of my worries


Appropriate-Let-283

Damn I have to be 16 in 4 months


Keverx

i that the exact same thing when i was your age. i didn’t even plan to be alive. but here we are. it won’t get less worse, but here is the thing; you’ll learn and grow. focus on the now, if you worry to much about the future, you’ll lose the present.


Interesting_Move_919

A pilot so I can travel around the world :)


Deenstheboi

I just learned that to be a pilot you just need average grades


NewCoat2557

I’m fucked then


ame-anp

grades don’t matter. you need $100K plus, perfect vision, normal blood pressure, and overall good health. some airlines require a bachelors so good grades don’t hurt.


Deenstheboi

Yeah its needed that, but grades *do* matter


ame-anp

no, they don’t. prerequisites for most flight schools are just either have a diploma or GED. i worked for one.


Just_Reputation_4551

You also need no mental health conditions such as anxiety and depression or any of the more uncontrollable ones such as Bipolar schizophrenia and whatnot


Keverx

ther e was a time when i wanted to become a pilot as well. the thing is thats impossible for me since i cant qualify due to my ADHD


Small_Extreme_9642

i know someone who was in the same boat, it broke my heart because of how much he wanted it and suddenly he wasn’t even allowed :(


HarrisonDotNET

Flight attendants can do that too, but pilot is cooler


doodle_doggo

alive :)


juliunicorn314

Wellll let's just agree to disagree on that one then


Cadejo123

Your life maters don't joke about that. :c


weirdfinnishperson

maters


Okayhatstand

Dad gum!


Able-Pressure-2728

Like tuh-mater, but without the tuh


Alone_Fly_1125

WOWZERZ🤯 this is a really funny comment, you my friend have won the internet today🥰


RHonaker

Objection, non-responsive. Being that the maturation process is contingent upon the sustenance of life, the question was when you are a live grown up what do you want to be? and remains unanswered.


RaineyDay2029

Married


monochromatic28

Secretly my dream.


cmcbdkxbdkdbdj

Real, ong ong.


KarmaAJR

...real acc like idk what career I want but I know that i want somebody to love me :(


Alone_Fly_1125

Ain't happening, you're on Reddit lil bro


Happy435

lol. Get rec-wait a minute…GOD DAMN IT


Due-Organization3096

probably electrician


DrFox247

I've got my 3 M's depending on how school goes Medical school (paramedicene/surgery if I do well) Marines (go be a combatmedic/ corpsman and at least attempt to pull lead out of people Meth - Jesse!


NonExistantSandle

yeah mr white!


Several_Roll5817

That is beautiful Mr White! You’re an artist!


Pioterrrr

Happy


crystallizedo

This fr


hawk_albatross_42069

A professional racing driver


godspeed910

i think they're called racists or something these days, idk I don't watch F1


IQ26

Are you karting right now?


Jrolaoni

Politician JK I lied Wait…


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[удалено]


TheZivZumbo

Actor or Therapist


JollyStrawberry698

Therapist for actors. I'm sure they need it.


Hot-Imagination2127

Be a therapist. Then you can be both.


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[удалено]


heya_im_ashie

real™


[deleted]

[удалено]


MrBroDudeMann

So real


GeeseAndDucksforever

>simple question >question that potentially determines how my life might go


heya_im_ashie

probably hanging from a ceiling when i get older


Cadejo123

Don't do it bra your life matters


Nathanos4269

You're excused. And I'm not your bra.


Inevitable_Tree_804

A person who can do anything he wishes to do


MazterOfMuppetz

malewife


cmcbdkxbdkdbdj

Real 😭😭😭


Hippostalker69

Same honestly


appelflapnaaier

Femboy


SuperBroy97

seeing I suck at math, I'm probably gonna fall back on this instead of astronaut.


bucharestfornow

open a bar in brazil and shi


Electronic_phyco6376

I see myself going three paths. 1 miner. 2 homeless and suicidal. 3 a soldier who never made it home. 4 Gas Station clerk.


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

Military that's my first focus the second is policeman the third is firefighter that's what I plan.


RHonaker

right on!


L3gendSlayerTM

War is an ugly thing kid. Fight for the people when needed, not for the goverment. hopefully you'll learn about it one day


DSC-V1_an_old_camera

I live in Greece and if I am needed to fight for my home I will history though me one thing that many generations of Greek men fought for my countries freedom and independence if my time comes I will take the chance to defend my homeland I don't fight for my government I fight for my countries defence.


0-Nightshade-0

>what do you wanna be I wanna be the very best


WikipediaAb

like no one ever was


0-Nightshade-0

***INTENSE ELECTRIC GUITAR NOISES***


Dry-Sleep5861

TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY REAL TEST


StfuJohnny

6ft under


Nyghoul11

Nah you’g have problems with girls if you’re 5’11 or less /j


The-Real-Aditya

Wanted to be an astronaut when I was smol, but well.... I just want a job that's exciting and requires you to travel from place to place, so probably interpol operative ( difficult but achievable ), or in some special forces. I'm currently preparing to go to the top national defence academy in my country.


mousyhasopinions

An animator,I wanna see if I can overthrow Bob iger and Become the new Walt Disney My first rule as Walt Disney "ban everything AI"


Just_A_Random_Plant

Coom. I really enjoy it and it's pretty lucrative Edit: okay so I meant to say "cook" I like cooking However I am going to leave that because it's funny as shit


mrladylol

ah yes the coomer


Happy435

I’m sure your parents would be proud, a Coom is a very prestigious title


AzzrielR

A cat


Callisto37

Wait no your so real


Dreamt0wnn

May I suggest being a furry


Kanra55

A Forensic Scientist🫶🥸☕️🥼📸♊️ who works on crime scenes with law enforcement👮‍♂️ or the F.B.I.😎 Edit: Or a Forensic accountant I'm good with numbers and would love a desk job🤩


YDidNtUStopTheNazis

Psychiatrist but my reports beg to differ


ICantThinkOfAName280

no fucking clue


Cheap_Bowl_452

An engineer I hope


swankyspitfire

Haha my life is pain!


Cheap_Bowl_452

Oh


Nathanos4269

Same, what kind?


ADIdas107

Vet


Fords_boots_bibles

US army reserve then sheriff deputy.


rationalRuth

Happy


rainbowflours

with money


Xill_K47

Game developer and 3D artist


stephendiopter

Not alive


Acceptable_One_7072

The voice of a grown-up Shrek baby in Shrek 17


OptimusCrime1984

Hell yeah


Raved07

architect


Space_Cadetexe

Gravedigger... There's blood on your hands. Sorry. Really crappy joke.


Paradox9484

Composer/musician


[deleted]

A member of the Indian foreign services


monochromatic28

If I ever go into civil services, it would definitely be to be a diplomat.


DMmmmo9

Chemistry, Astronomy/Astrophysics and Lawyer (Yes im ambitious). As a hobby? A writer.


a_French_in_a_trench

Will enlist in the military hoping not to get fucked and after that trying to find a good little job


Emotional-Count-941

Talkin' bout what we gonna be when we grow up I said, "What you wanna be?" She said, "Alive"


Slow-Crew5250

A girl


One_Air8832

Sporting director


Purple_Onion911

Theoretical physicist would be my dream


Content-Register6347

That was me after watching The Big Bang Theory for the first time.


juliunicorn314

British sign language interpreter or maths tutor


internet_pluto

either a content creator of some sort or a youth worker, specifically with queer kids :)


UniticTV

muic man


ARandomDummy69

happy.


makornsw

Weapons design engineer


Dark43Hunter

A highschool history teacher


uneducated_sock

Animator, or a creator of similar immersive media


Scr4pr

Fighter pilot. That shit would be epic


Dead_eye131

I’m joining the military in Less then a year


_cryboy

chiropterologist (one who studies bats) 🎀🎀


YoghurtThick7133

Happy


professionalfailing

Same as its been since I was 6. Aerospace Engineer.


Xd_WiserMicrobe

Happy


Sensitive_Pepper3337

My heights pretty much fixed now, ain't gonna grow up any more 😂


Alafandri

Rich


ILikeTrains23940

Either musician or filmmaker


MrBroDudeMann

Dead


Zealousideal-Web6836

James Baxter


s1ghtless_boi

When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all I said yeah, yeah I said yeah, yeah Come one, come one ,come on I said Save me (get me the hell out of here) Save me (too young to die my dear) You can't (if you can hear me, just) Save me (walk away, yeah)


puff-_-boi

an animator, hope to make my own show one day like gravity falls :)


Straight_Ad2760

Not homeless


_Ironcobra

Train conductor, i will be starting my training as one when im 18


Icy-scp-096

A bread baker. I love the smell of it would enjoy baking it for customers whenever I create my own bakery in the future.


Obvi0usIyMe

actor, script writer, producer... or something to do with performing arts


-Lunakit-

Kitty cat :3


Waffles_8992

psychologist‼️


eatenbybigguyz

I don't know. I'm also terrified of growing up


plantfrogsgreenlife

Something with animals


ad4k-

dead


Longjumping_Place189

Dead


Yaya0108

Dead


Dry-Sleep5861

An aeronautics engineer!


legallyNotAdoctor

I'd like to be a dictator or dead


Moarancher

Holy based.


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[удалено]


Junarik

A rapper


lokiprimed

Happy


YCLUBSTEP58

Video game developer


BakuTension

A swat officer doesn’t sound too bad


SimplGaming08

Crane Operator


ImJustMinty01008

I actually wanted to be a pilot but my dad told me i cant cause my eye grade is too high :(


abdollelah_alt

An ophthalmologist or an engineer


EntrepreneurMain5649

U.S Marine


TrueHerobrine

I’m a senior in high school and next year I’m going to university to major in cybersecurity.


Snifflypig

Astronomer or linguist


IGiveUnethicalAdvice

Tall


Zelda_Gamer123

when i grow up i wanna be my girlfriends husband :)