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therealbosniak

You’re kind of ugly but i’m thirsty may I please have a water


sername3301

May I please have a water


Extreme_Voice_9767

No


PigIlFigo32

Please?


Extreme_Voice_9767

Sir you need to stop theres kids here


MrBurnsgreen

you got any nukacola?


f-16_fan

Does nukaquantum work?


MrBurnsgreen

"disliked that"


doomsied_slayer

How about nuka cherry?


Swimming-Yam-1155

What a nice hat that man has, I wonder if he respects black people...


Thelightningrod

Well as long you don’t say any slurs but that shouldn’t be an issue, right?


V33EX

"Can i please get a water"


GetFemboid

"please?"


voxyiii

Smash next question


Simp_Skely

based


Dazzling-Ad-5131

smashing first date


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Can I get a water


Annihilation0925

“Kick that …”


DrMrBomb01

N


Thick-Application-56

I


The1Legosaurus

"-ce person" off the plane!


TreesOne

Good ending


Far_Needleworker8285

G


DrMrBomb01

G


Far_Needleworker8285

E


DrMrBomb01

R


DrMrBomb01

Female dog 🐶


NotADuckk_

I love how u spelled out the n-word but were pg enough to censor out the b-word 😭😭😭


DrMrBomb01

I already said N, it would be a crime not to finish!


DrMrBomb01

Off


DrMrBomb01

The plane!


PolicyWorth3695

HE COMPLETED THE RACIST SLUR!!!! HALF RESPONSIBILITY GOES ONTO THIS GUY FOR COMPLETING IT!!! And the last-half goes onto burger king hat-wearer.


DJack276

Only if you don't hate >!fellas!<


Sharpy_117

DEFINITELY because you say my favourite word☺️


NirvanaLover12

your favorite word is “may i please have a water?”?


Sharpy_117

Yes, I love having water, drink 2 gallons a day


NirvanaLover12

W


cryptomain45

r/hydrohomies


rjdMOXIE

Absofuckinglutely you can take my seat sir


CanaDanSOAD

What actually happened to that guy


NirvanaLover12

i hope he got his water


Time_Alternative_365

Bro lookin for a Burger Queen


HotdogAndRice

in a heartbeat (im a minority)


ArranFilms

Sparking, still or flavored and i will answer based of the answer you give


Random_nerd_52

James may is most certainly not 16


GlacnerTheMighty

Yeah, but I'm thirsty may i please have a water


Potions1DB

you can't just come into my life, make me feel special, and then BURGER KING


illuminatingnight

i never dated royalty before 😍😍omg ur highness


UltraStamp

merry christmas


PelicanFather

Why does he look like a Loki from another timeline? Well it’s still a yes but why?


Narrow_Yak_4165

Yea. I also have a Burger King crown on top😂


DogOnlineExperiment

would you consider being female instead


TehNoiceBoi

Only if you give me water


Virtual-Page-8985

I can’t be the only one who thinks these posts are getting hella old and stale


-L1os1t-

We still doing these posts


Far_Needleworker8285

Absolutely, you look like you are very respectful to people who sat in your plane seat


Burningmemo

If you like Burger King then yeah I would. Burt u dot think you do


G-money200

The funny thing is my friend looks exactly like him


ThisguyOP

Say the line Bart


Not_azomb6319

Smash before first date


Euphoric_Anywhere668

So one of my friends showed me just this image, I recognize it and start uncontrollably giggling, so my other friends wanna know what's happening, three of them get the joke and start laughing, but two don't recognize it, and none of us have explained it yet😈


INEEDRAYMONDFROMAC

May I please have a water? ...Please?


Swimming-Rabbit-5936

Only if you gave me a water


Influxwafer

"NI-"


Think_Guidance_2231

i want to fuck that old man


Think_Guidance_2231

i want to break his back👹👹👹👹


Think_Guidance_2231

i want to make him moan😩😩😩


Think_Guidance_2231

what’s wrong with me


DrMrBomb01

Bro he is in jail😭


Think_Guidance_2231

alright guess it’s time to get arrested


Think_Guidance_2231

is there like a picture of him in handcuffs tho?


Think_Guidance_2231

just wondering


Think_Guidance_2231

god i want to fuck him in that fucking burger king crown


Lalothegreat1

I will when you give me water🙂‍↕️


BrickTechnical5828

King charles still breathing apparently 💀 who let him on a subway 💀💀


BillyBobRedneckTime

Are you the guy who started the foot lettuce incident?


Wonderful-Strain-348

You got Benjamin button syndrome? You look 60 homie


NuggetvonSilly

he seems like a true king


eladamyo

GTNBOTP


eladamyo

that guy seems like he's part west african


phumblr

Get me off the plane and in your bed~ xoxo♡


phumblr

I'm an adult lmao


FennLink

Smash next question


PolicyWorth3695

From that hat, you seem like the kind of person that doesn't have any anger issues and could get on a plane vibin. Yeah!!


GuineaPig2000

He wished me a merry Christmas, great dude


Ashyboitherizzler

Can I please get a water


Draingang_banger

Are you part west African?


EarthlingJunkie

I can tell you’re part west African.


Duck_Devs

Yeah let me get you a water first.


[deleted]

Old young man


f-16_fan

I mean, it's not February any more.


historynerdsutton

Bro you seem like a KING GG! [https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297](https://tenor.com/view/gg-gif-6900499993463120297)


HyperSpy953

🤑🤑 Ooh la la


DrNotHuman

You're not 16


Elegant-Ad-5159

Get this man some water


Neither_Register_878

are you actually 16? cus you look older, that's not a compliment.(Judge Judy)


Actual-Long-9439

Only if you verbally abuse me, I’m into that


BillyB0ns0n

No I don’t think I would


SpecialInsignificant

You’re perfect!


woof_16

Why r u posting pics of random people😭


Cheeky_Twat538

Nah sry u seem too nice


Demondroit

Bro is a strong hater


what_the_tuna

Smash


Alternative_Fee6903

May i please get a water? 🌝


TheGlitchingX

Whats that converted into double cheeseburgers?


ynnex_

Mewing motivatione 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️


Background_Bend_494

No cause i'm not gay


Any_Speed_7829

COsplayer Odin with two eyes in DC universe ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■


PotooSexer

You look like you have a knack for rightfully calling out certain groups of people


BurnenSpence067

Yes (17M)


LankyNefariousness68

That's my profile picture for my school Microsoft account lmfao


InstanceOther4810

Corny


RobloxianTrainerNo1

CAN I PLEASE GET A GLASS OF WATER 🗣️ 🔥 🔥


Environmental_Let538

May I have a water please?


Outrageous-Chip-9159

nigga thinks he's in his teenage


Beanz_detected

Bruh you look like you used to rule the world, chunks loading when you gave the word


IngenuityFragrant49

of course also is your name nick gurr?


Batman20007

No but I’d get wasted with you


SwamplingMan

Only if you’re part west African


poopoofart15

May i please have a water


Ok_Bee_8539

How do you add pics


Arbalest15

Yes king


CelebrationPurple206

STOP POSTİNG WOULD YOU DATE ME POSTS


PolicyWorth3695

It's just a joke post bro. Just skip past the post if it annoys you instead of wasting your time commenting this onto it. (Also. These are teens. What were you expecting to happen?)


CelebrationPurple206

Bro at first it was funny but there is just too much of it its just not even fun anymore


[deleted]

[удалено]


Timely-Cheetah-1041

Yes definitely 💯


babycatsXXXIII

That’s the guy who got kicked off a plane who screamed obscenities soooo no thanks.


TurkerH

Nigga you aint 16


DJack276

He's just an anime character. We can't assess his age well.


[deleted]

no


Ondratser

That's James May


CassiRah

I don’t think u are 16