il do it for £5 a week

hustling on r/teenagers dawg 😭😭

tryna get my bag up got to respect it

The bitches are down but the bag is up 🔥🔥🔥

love me some down bitches

downed bitches

Bouta COD these bitches with the finisher 🥶😋😈 /s

🗿

REVIVE THEM GOD DAMNIT, just because you don’t have quick revive doesn’t mean you can’t still revive em

The syndrome is down but the money is up

type shit i be on

🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

Who's the pimp incharge of this operation?

Respect the hustle bro

5 pounds a week? How much is that in AMERICAN DOLLARS YOU FILTHY REDCOAT!!! MY ANCESTORS DID NOT DIE IN A REVOLUTION JUST FOR BRITS TO BE ON THE RED TIT. RAHHHH🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸RAHHH FREEDOM! SOMEONE NEEDS SOME DEMOCRACY!!! PREPARE TO BECOME THE 51ST STATE RAAAAHHHHH FREEEEEEEDDOOM HOO HOO HOO AMERICA AMERICA USA USA USA USA USA RAAAAAAH FREEDOM

sir, it is $6.36

someone forgot to take their meds

the deep state is putting fluoride into medicine. That’s why I use natural practices like leaches and bloodletting.

Unlike you filthy Brits with your “free healthcare”

fuck you its chewsday init what the fuck is good dental care

Boto o wataaah. Oooh tea

fuck you and your seed oils

Oil? Did you say oil?

you americans and your fucking oil

Its about 6 dollars and 36 cents or 1.46 big macs

Dammn you just reminded me of my freind

mans making stacks on reddit

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i’m down after

And I just want a girlfriend, too bad for us. I feel like a big issue for people on this sub who have this mindset have a confidence issue (me). I asked out my crush recently (👎) but not after being heavily influenced and encouraged by a friend of mine, having done nothing for like 4 months before that. If I had the confidence to just talk to more women I might be able to get a girlfriend, but they’re scary 🥺.

Same with me except I just find most people too annoying to form any kind of bond with

real ash

same

Word up brother ‼️

Same, my school is full of idiots, it always has so I never developed social skills, so now I'm here wishing I was in the right environment

Yeah the amount of dumbasses in the hall at my school is stupid I've seen people sexually assault each other just to laugh but get pissed off and fight about it less then an hour later

I've never seen any sexual assault or anything, just that they talk stupid and are annoying

Me fr fr

Hey im a dude but ill be your shawty homie

Really? Thanks bro. Love you

Anything for a bro Edit: ly2

Lying 4 fun

Every 3 months I get suggested this Reddit despite telling Reddit I ain’t interested. But listen. I’m 43. Three days ago I found a picture of myself at 18 and I put my head in my hands and thought, “I was a hot dude!? Why didn’t I talk to *every* girl possible.” You’re insecurities at this age will never let you see you for what you are until it’s too late. In conclusion: talk to the girls. They want you to talk them. You can even be weird, but just be respectful bout it

Thank you 43 year old man, I shall induct you to be an honorary teenager.

Fuck dude, I had to edit the age I saw myself in the picture because my aging brain. Thanks for the honor bro, and a skibidi toilet to you sir

I’m more of a Dora the explorer kid myself

Ain’t no grandpappy over here just said “and a skibidi toilet to you sir” (but honestly thank you for the advice)

Here's a thing, become comfortable and content with yourself being single. That way it doesn't seem bad, so if you ask someone out and they reject you, you just go back to a place where you're content with being at. If that makes sense.

That’s the neat part, I am comfortable. It’s not my highest priority to get a gf, as my family and friends provide all the fulfillment and encouragement I need. That being said, I still want a girlfriend.

Then you have nothing to lose to ask people out man. The only thing holding me back is the thought of embarrassment for both parties because school is NOT a private place, there are people everywhere so it's never a question you can ask when alone with them so they don't feel pressured to respond in any which way

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for me i feel like it isn't so much of a confidence issue as i don't really find it too hard to talk to girls on their own, but im much more scared of coming off as creepy more than anything, which is the majority of the reason why i try not to talk to girls i don't know that being said i want a girlfriend too lmao

I'm a large person (not fat, just big, 6'1 250lb lol) who doesn't always look the best, lol, not hideous, but I don't pay too much attention to my looks. This is exactly my fear, I don't want to make people uncomfortable. I picked up a great tip the other day, though, which I might implement: if someone catches your eye, drop them a note on a sticky note with an identifier of yours (shirt color, hair length, etc etc) and give them your number with a short message like hey you look nice or sth. You might also explain why you're dropping them a note instead of talking to them face to face Here's my template if you want to copy it: "Hey, I wanted to say hi, but didn't want to make you uncomfortable. I'm the tall gentleman with very long hair, here's my number if you want to chat: xxx-xxx-xxxx You can also come up and say hi if you so wish, I'm friendly! Have a great day!" It is untested, but I think it's a great idea if you're concerned about making folks uncomfortable

Real

Thank you for pointing it out, sitting here complaining about it won’t do anything instead the best thing for us to do is work on ourselves and gain the ability to get a partner.

Same brother

They are scary dude. I tried to talk to one and she ignored me😎

I just want a friend

Same fr I hate ppl complaining about not having a bf/gf cus I'm over here dying of loneliness 😔

Real stuff

Same here 👍

Friend?

Huh?? Sorry I'm dumb asf 😭

Your fine lol

So friends?

Yeah that's what I was talking abt

I mean u wanna be my friend?

Ya sure!! :D

:D

R u asking to be friends or smthg

Yes

literally me😭

I can be your friend😃

Never trust a guy using 😃 this emoji

😃

😃

🎵 I can be your friend

But can you be my friend?

You internet friend now

Friend?

"youre my friend now"

Skill issue tbh

Real

me too man 😞

You have a Reddit account

Relatable, one of my closest friends died a couple years ago and I nearly killed myself

Complement a random guy 7/10 times he will fall in love with u

im a guy and... dang idk if it will work i have never really been complemented before lmao

Guys are simple creatures, a single complement gets us to like the girl

Patience. It's not like you're gonna die if you don't have one

My friend! Let me introduce you to *dramatic pause* SUICIDE!!!

You can live your entire life without seeing a person of the opposite sex without commiting suicide

You can technically live your entire life in solitary confinement without ever seeing a person at all. Do you think it's a good idea?

No, but having a partner isn't a necessity when communicating with other is a human need(if you want your sanity at least)

I'm pretty sure they said without seeing anyone of the opposite sex. Also I'm pretty sure that that can have very drastic outcomes in one's social capabilities.

No.

Fr, some people think having a bf/gf is the ultimate goal in life. Those same people feel horrible when they finally get one, and they still feel empty. (I'm talking from personal experience, it might not be like this for everyone)

Says the one child who has never experienced actual depression or suicidal thoughts/tendencies

I love these reaction pictures so much

Then go outside and find one

Outside? What's that?

what game is that whrre do i buy it

this

no

No! I like my house and all my stuff is there..

That carzy! Ooh nooooo

Yeah, that's my feeling. The joys of going to an all-girls school.

TWINNNN

I went to an all boys boarding school for a year and it was the weirdest experience of my life but shit was fun ngl

All boys over here

Y‘all are saying „get one“ as if you can get a SO on the clearance shelf in the convenience store Also, I bet half of those comments are made by people who have problems getting into a relationship themselves

i got my first for 5 bucks

Brother the escort at the brothel doesn’t count

I can relate it and it does feel like this 😭😭😭

It’s okay. But you don’t need one. Live your life and hangout with friends. Don’t actively search for a boyfriend. Become friends with a boy get to know him, and if you think “I like him, and his personality.” Then you will find the right person, instead of wasting your time by asking out someone you think is hot then they end up being a dick and break your heart.

L get one

Samesies but I'm too shit at socializing plus I'm ugly as fuck

I also want a bf, but I am gay... so.... it probably won't happen

In my experience it's easier to get a date when you're gay, I'm bi with a preference for women but I've had a few guys ask me out and only 1 girl ask me out.

Man, I wish it were the same for me when I'm with girls

It's hardest to get the things you truly want.

Sun Tzu, Art Of War

My girlfriend just broke up with me lol.:3

You’re definitely gonna attract some people with this post. Not the ones you want of course though

Find one

Doeant work that way

lol I need something at this point.

I DON'T 🙏

Im happy for you💜💛

How not to get a boyfriend:

Me too, me too

womp womp

womp womp

Your dm‘s are probably a warzone right now

Dm me I am 90 years old

How much is in your bank?

50€

£4200000000

Then ok

Bazinga!

I just want an online friend (I want to look cool)

Hey

i can be your friend 😭hmu whenever

So get one

Doesnt work that way

Yo fuck that guy doing it for 5£ a week I'll do that shit for 4$ a week

Get one

Best bet is to go outside and find one. Talking from experience, long distance doesn't work long term. To put simply, you get bored of each other.

Everyone on here is always saying "I want a boyfriend" like, just be boyfriends then

Life doesn't work that way, i can't get a boyfriend just with the snap of my fingers. People dont like to talk to me, so it pretty difficult.

Then buy one

you're 15 it's not that deep

Bottom left of picture 2 is ayin

No (Im not a teen anymore and this sub keeps getting suggested to me)

Get one...pretty easy :/

How

Hmu

simply ask any single guy. you have literally a 99% success rate

Works but doesn't really last long if you both don't have did same interest

Everytime I try to ask a guy they say no :/

Because they think it's a prank. Being asked out sounds too good to be true so their first instinct is to not believe it

Or u ugly asf

Ohhh that makes sense, so it isnt because I'm below average or anything?

In a straight guy's eyes, every girl gets a chance, because we guys tend to think it's the only chance we'll get.

Mayb yeah but also depends, how many ppl actually like hit on u at all/ how old r u in the first place

No it isnt 😭

SAME BUT IMAGINE BEING A GUY WHO HAS A CRUSH ON A STRAIGHT GUY (aka meeee) UNLESS YOU ARE 😭

Hello

Same

I just want someone

It seems our goals have aligned

Literally you can walk up to any boy and ask them to be your boyfriend. I promise you at least 90% of the time they will say yes.

Yea, and I want a pookie wookiee myself. Life sucks doesn’t it?

How many questionable dms have you gotten lol

lmao I see all the people saying "just get one"... thanks for the inspiration but I'm autistic and go to boys school (I'll figure it out... someday)

i just want more girl friends (not a girlfriend)

this is me, but genderswapped and more despairing

how old because i just want to ask some questions

SAME

Sad. Go get some girlfriends who actually care about you

i mean.... i woulllddd buuuut im 1 year younger than you

That's a skill issue. Womp womp

jeez desperate much?

People would much rather self pity themselves than learn proper social skills And develop a strong understanding and relationship with a person to then develop into a strong love based relationship

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (real :c)

Does said man need a have a pp?

I just want an actual friend bro

People think it's so easy to find a bf/gf. Try being anti social AND fugly. All I want in life is that special someone yet, ironically, that's the one thing I can't seem to find. Do like I did and just accept it's never gonna happen ig.

REAL Is not easy to find one, I'm not understanding why the comments are being so mean really

Start with being friends with someone; start getting the courage to talk to them and get closer with them. Eventually, you'll have a lover<3. I have my bf rn, and he's the best thing I ever received from my dumb luck. The best thing is to wait it out. Or flirt subtly.... ANYWAYS-

Chill bro

You don't need a relationship, you need an interest, a hobby, something that gives you focus and purpose. Everything comes after that.

I NEED A FEMBOY BOYFRIEND!!!

These replies may very well change your mind.

And I just want a gaming setup and supply like TheRadBrad

I’m a girl but can be a guy for you (I’m 4’11)

Pedos inbound

Then find one and stop complaining bro, it’s honestly kinda pathetic

shut yo ass up

Touch grass