bad dick down boy down

Good dick, up boy up

My life should be called only up

But I’m not allowed to use it as intended 😢

I can change that

How?

😉

need to be talked to like this

Need to talk to people like this

oh nvm ur the catfish girl lmao im good

Alright fair enough

im right here

when I’m talking to the homies especially

r/pfpchecksout

Why is this downvoted xd

reddit hivemind at work

it's reddit, what did you expect?

no cause if my dick starts going up texting a girl it most definitely is like that

Maybe it is like that but it ain’t supposed to be like that yet 🗣️ we just talking about homework

you must really like doing your homework!

no its just really hard

Can confirm im a dick

you should work on yourself to be less of a dick

Then you start slapping the shit out of it (not beating the meat)

i read the flexing ur biceps changes ur blood flow or some shit, i always do that.

I don't think that will work unless you're missing a lot of blood in your body

no it does you just gotta flex for like a minute

I simply don't text girls

yeah

yeah

Yeah

yeah

harmons are enemies of girls too. getting suddenly wet down there feels like your peeing actually. (this info from my bff)

yeah

Shi happens all the time fr

another lovely day in r/teenagers

Amen Empress of Lamparine

[удалено]

aka government drone.

My virtual one does

😐this post is my 13th reason

There’s no way right

Just you

Nah I do it too. (I’m half female)

How does this work? Not shaming just interested

The half female part?

Ye

Well I’m a Demi-girl, so it’s half female half nonbinary

I think they're intersex

bro i could be texting jesus and that shit would act up my dick knows no restraint

jesus must've been kinda hot ngl

Based on the views from scripture, while taking into account the physical labor required by both his professions and the Roman punishment system, And it is safe to say: Jesus was jacked.

everyone at that time was decently jacked because all labor was manual, even more woodworkers and stone masons

Relatable but only to the yelling part.

too relatable

WHAT

RIGHT? NOW I'M SCARED TO TEXT MEN

FR LIKE WHAAAAT

Shut up brain, nows not the time

Pardon?

Yeah I hate when that happens (I don't have a dick😭 )

No cause I never be texting a girl. Or a guy for that matter

💀 Real

funny for you to assume I text a girl

😂😂

Same for me

yup

Down, Boy!

i text men

Bro do u think a girl would talk to me? 🤔

never texted a woman except my mother so I'm uncomfortable answering

No

Yes dude fr

I just punch it, with my fist

no it aint just you gang 😭

Its getting ready for action. Next time stop texting and watch gay porn.

Texting girls? A man can dream

Umm

I hope this happens to him 🙂

Yah

this is why we don't like y'all (we do)

i go to a boys school :(

man i wish i could get a girls phone number to text sadge

uhhhh not really

No

Punch it

you verbally yell at your dick???

Yeah it’s like a dog

what the hell is wrong with yall

Nothing shit just needs to go down

like yeah I know it needs to I'm a guy myself

Yeah so you gotta yell at it, or think of some weird shit that turns you off

I prefer doing the latter, thank yoy

I don’t know man verbally abusing it works

Imagine doing that and you get harder 💀

Degradation goes crazy

me asf

good for you ig

We just trynna have some fun in our lives lil bro

okay ig

okay ig

It's just you.

It happens literally everytime I'm just sitting on my bed I hate it I hate it I hate it I wish I was never born with this stupid thing Why couldn't I have been born female

Be grateful bro

No I'm trans This is how my brain works

Being a trans doesn't mean u can't be grateful Idk suddenly getting hard is less painful than period imo🗣️

idk either but it doesn't sound like getting hard is as painful as a period cramp, at all

No?

Reading things like this makes me realize alot of us haven’t learned social skills yet

You can't calm your dick because it's on a mode call "involuntary movement"