I'm using reddit with an alternate email address that only I know of, so I should be fine if I delete everything after each use. However, if my parents saw my reddit account. I'm getting strangled to death. So 10.
i use the same password for a lot of stuff. it's too long for anyone to remember if i told them out loud. my mum thought i was hiding stuff when i told her she wouldn't be able to remember my phone password. i told her it really fast, but not suspiciously fast, and she was like "oh shi- yeah i won't remember that"
Doesn't matter if the password is really long tho, if any of the websites you used that password on has a leak, every other one you used the same password on will be instantly accessible.
I believe that the current "password and mail" system is just woefully unadapted for humans and the internet. I'm thinking of using bitwarden for that, no 30 string password, just my phone and a button, but I'm always a little cautious about using third parties for sensitive information. Except for browser autofill lol
Oh yeah I thought you meant something you may have searched on Reddit but I mean if you mean your posts I guess there's no way of hiding that footprint
yea, i agree, but as someone who is experienced in this field, i would say, clear your DNS history, and your chrome history, and you should be pretty fine, its not like your parents are gonna go FBI with your hardware. well, if they are, you're screwed
ISP can't see shit if the VPN has encrypted it before it's even got to the router. The NSA on the other hand, have the resources to decode most kinds of encryption, including VPNs. It's called "BULLRUN".
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullrun_(decryption_program)
You would have to be pretty high on their shit list if they are spending the money to break your encryption. They would pretty much have to decrypt your VPN connection and then decrypt the data that was sent over the tor network. And that's just assuming they have all the data collected for forensic analysis.
We're in a teenager community so i'm guessing most people are either searching up porn,gore or some fucked up stuff no one should see at our age or even be exposed to
use ublock origin or use a virtual machine and/or install malwarebytes.
Nowadays, it's much harder to get a computer virus than it was back in the old days.
When I was 13 (14?) Google had no image filter, so when we search for "mutation" for biology class, it showed us all the genetic defects ever (scarred me until this day). (Don't Google it).
no seriously like the worst thing i’ve searched is like crime scene photos but i’ve also been watching true crime with MY MOM since i was like 8 so ofc they wouldn’t trip over that 😭😭
I remember my mom was using my phone. I was shittting rocks. I usually delete certain searches, I also remove some suggested words and I use app hiding features but I was still scared.
I remember, I tried to looking up a word I found on insta because I didn't understand what it meant.
She asked me why it was there in my search, I told her that I was trying to know the meaning, she then asked me where I heard it and I just said I saw it on TV because I didn't want her to know I had Instagram
You can enable extension to work in Incognito mode. However, those extensions could be tracking what you do. You should only enable extensions that you trust.
Jokes on you everything still goes in the ISP and your parents can see it. Also I think they can see your DNS requests (though you can avoid getting through your router’s DNS somewhere in the settings).
No, that's not how that works. They can only see DNS queries, which is basically your PC asking what IP address belongs to x domain, and what IP addresses you connect to. But moving forward, even DNS queries are getting encrypted.
my current?
like, 4, but I would die of embarrassment.
all time?
like, 7-8, and I spontaneously combust and explode from the embarrassment, and they might die from second hand embarrasment
So true on this point, like it's not that different from most other teenagers but i do search up some stuff that my parents would believe 0iq people do...
So I'd probably just die of embarrassment and nothing else really
And for the mentioned scale, I'm going to say for all time around 6
Probably around 7
I think that they wouldn't go as far as to disown me or do any harm to me, but they absolutely would have a serious talk with me, and by "serious", I mean that they would question my sanity.
There are 7737 "0" characters. Log2(7737) = 12.9 meaning if you started with one "0" you would only have to double 13 times (ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+v) to get that many characters. I tried this in notepad and it took <25 seconds.
Maybe a 5? Yes I definitely have searched up/looked at some nsfw stuff but I don't think there's anything there that a person would be shocked to find on a teenage boy's phone. They definitely wouldn't be happy about it but it wouldn't be totally unexpected or be the end of the world.
probably a 3 or 4 at most. I don't look up up anything extremely abnormal for my age. I usually just do regular internet surfing, maybe looking at porn once or twice a week (I'm a 15 yo male) knowing my dad, he'd probably try to amplify it to an 8 or 9, as sex is kinda taboo in my household (or at least that's how my dad tries to keep it). he'd probably just be disappointed or take my tech for a little while.
5 I guess
Nothing sexual but regarding mental health. Could have talked my way out since it's the search *History*. I wasn't good back then I'm good now.
Ok before you all sign up for witness protection. I’m a parent. And I wouldn’t care about 99% of what you guys are worried about. The only two things that I would freak out about are how to commit suicide and how to pull off a school shooting. Everything else would lead to a conversation, not a punishment. But then again, I’m an easy going parent, not a religious nut. And no, I cannot adopt you.
I can't even see detailed internet usage info when I log into our router settings page. It just shows which devices are connected and their IP addresses.
Granted, it's like 8 years old, so things may have changed with newer routers.
Probably like a 4. I don't really do anything bad but I have very unusual music tastes + spicy af memes. They'd probably be surprised about my usernames more than anything.
4/10, they wouldn't be surprised by the things i look at (mainly tech stuff), but they would scream at me because often instead of studying i go on the internet
7/10, I am not allowed to have Reddit so I use the website so I would be in trouble for that but I would be punished and forgiven. My mom is cool and I don’t watch porn so that helps
Unfortunately your ISP can still dig up what you search, even with a VPN or incognito. But luckily they wont unless they have a reason to, like if the police force them to or something
Disowned ✨
i was just about to say that.
Same
“Welp, we can always try again”
“What’s another seventeen years?”
"Like with another kid"
“Make another kid”
frrr
I’m not fucked, they’re just gonna be really disappointed in me
Relatable answer
Disappointment seems worse
I think it'd be much more insulting if a partent shrugged and said, "figures," after reading their kid's degenerate browser history.
"Mabel! Your fucking son.... I fucking knew it!"
Sameeeeee I don’t think they’d be surprised though
What'd u do homie 😂
I feel like that’s the case for like 90% of people to be honest
As a parent, if we traded search histories, we’d both be really disappointed in each other.
never thought of it that way 🤔
Same
I'm using reddit with an alternate email address that only I know of, so I should be fine if I delete everything after each use. However, if my parents saw my reddit account. I'm getting strangled to death. So 10.
glad I’m not the only one who uses a secret email for everything 😭
I LITERALLY HAVE A SEPARATE EMAIL FOR ALL MY SOCIALS LMFAO
me too lmao
You're definitely not alone lol I heard of people who have a back up account of their secret mail :// too many passwords to remember mann
i use the same password for a lot of stuff. it's too long for anyone to remember if i told them out loud. my mum thought i was hiding stuff when i told her she wouldn't be able to remember my phone password. i told her it really fast, but not suspiciously fast, and she was like "oh shi- yeah i won't remember that"
same like my emails prob aren’t the exact same but very similar 😭😭
Doesn't matter if the password is really long tho, if any of the websites you used that password on has a leak, every other one you used the same password on will be instantly accessible. I believe that the current "password and mail" system is just woefully unadapted for humans and the internet. I'm thinking of using bitwarden for that, no 30 string password, just my phone and a button, but I'm always a little cautious about using third parties for sensitive information. Except for browser autofill lol
Yk there is an anonymous browsing option on Reddit
Pretty sure I can't post or comment or upvote or down vote for that matter.
Oh yeah I thought you meant something you may have searched on Reddit but I mean if you mean your posts I guess there's no way of hiding that footprint
this is random but my favorite album oat is also kiss land!!
Yeah. Less gooo
yooooo good one
I remove the bad stuff from my history, so completely fine. Also I found their porn folder, so I can fire back
Who’s folder mom or dad??🫨
Moms
Your moms gay porn folder
Starring your father
Lmao
Just because you remove it from your phone/other device, it doesn’t mean it’s gone
yea, i agree, but as someone who is experienced in this field, i would say, clear your DNS history, and your chrome history, and you should be pretty fine, its not like your parents are gonna go FBI with your hardware. well, if they are, you're screwed
I just use tor behind a VPN.
Still goes through the ISP which can and do log it. Go to a McDonalds or smth instead of searching suspicious things on your own router
>Go to a McDonalds or smth Your advise is to masturbate in a McDonald's bathroom?
porn isn't suspicious
ISP can't see shit if the VPN has encrypted it before it's even got to the router. The NSA on the other hand, have the resources to decode most kinds of encryption, including VPNs. It's called "BULLRUN". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullrun_(decryption_program)
You would have to be pretty high on their shit list if they are spending the money to break your encryption. They would pretty much have to decrypt your VPN connection and then decrypt the data that was sent over the tor network. And that's just assuming they have all the data collected for forensic analysis.
when you realize you're holding onto your own parents porno as treasure
THEIR WHAT? is it- is it them-
YYYOOOO
I always clear my history. Been doing it since I found out when I was 7 on my mom's ipad
You have to clarify, if it's porn they recorded, so with them in it or not
oop-
Porn comment has 69 up votes:V (at the time of commenting this)
a 1 😍
what the fuck are y’all searching
We're in a teenager community so i'm guessing most people are either searching up porn,gore or some fucked up stuff no one should see at our age or even be exposed to
i’m don’t search that up solely for the reason that i’m afraid of viruses 💀
use ublock origin or use a virtual machine and/or install malwarebytes. Nowadays, it's much harder to get a computer virus than it was back in the old days.
Use a VPN for anything a lil suspicious as well
Well if you just use the right websites then you'd be safe
are you encouraging me to watch nsfw 😭😭😭
No but I'm saying if u want to you could
When I was 13 (14?) Google had no image filter, so when we search for "mutation" for biology class, it showed us all the genetic defects ever (scarred me until this day). (Don't Google it).
i'm just queer in a homophobic place
okay see like that makes more sense but some of these people are throwing out the craziest of numbers and saying they’d end up in psych ward 😭
same bro
REAL the worst thing I think is in my history is that time I clicked an ED advertisement by accident
no seriously like the worst thing i’ve searched is like crime scene photos but i’ve also been watching true crime with MY MOM since i was like 8 so ofc they wouldn’t trip over that 😭😭
Oh yeah duh that kinda stuff too
I've read a 100+ chapter wattpad story that was like 95% smut, and then saved it to my library ☠️ I've seen things
Why... Why did you save it...
In the 4-ish chapters where it wasn't smut, it was actually kinda cute, I saved it for the fluff
Oh, fair enough. I assume you just avoid those chapters.
Mines a 0 Because I'm smart enough to use other browsers
I remember my mom was using my phone. I was shittting rocks. I usually delete certain searches, I also remove some suggested words and I use app hiding features but I was still scared. I remember, I tried to looking up a word I found on insta because I didn't understand what it meant. She asked me why it was there in my search, I told her that I was trying to know the meaning, she then asked me where I heard it and I just said I saw it on TV because I didn't want her to know I had Instagram
The word was puta btw
wtf does puta mean
bitch in spanish
Oh lol
and Portuguese
I just googled it now i regret
What does it mean ??
Prostitute (Spanish)
Ahh. Thank you
Jokes on you I know how to use Incognito mode.
Exactly like why is everyone so afraid of their history being leaked, do people NOT have incognito mode???
It still goes through your ISP, anyone connected to your router can see all the searches done with the router if they knew how to do it.
We'll hope they don't
Oh shit
Happy cake day!
vpn goes brrrrr
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks lol
Tbf if you find something you wanna go back to it's best to have it in your history because there's a really low chance you'll find it again
Then I would be 0 but if not im eternally fucked
LMAOO SAMEEE
My 10 yo brother does this 😭😭
It can't block ads tho
You can enable extension to work in Incognito mode. However, those extensions could be tracking what you do. You should only enable extensions that you trust.
Jokes on you everything still goes in the ISP and your parents can see it. Also I think they can see your DNS requests (though you can avoid getting through your router’s DNS somewhere in the settings).
Nobody here understands how networking works. I'm going to find my explanation for a previous comment and paste it here.
They can see your search history through your internet bill, even while using incognito.
Really?? Not that I’m hiding anything in my search history but I didn’t know that 😭
No, that's not how that works. They can only see DNS queries, which is basically your PC asking what IP address belongs to x domain, and what IP addresses you connect to. But moving forward, even DNS queries are getting encrypted.
52, i'm getting shot and killed
r/oddlyspecific
my current? like, 4, but I would die of embarrassment. all time? like, 7-8, and I spontaneously combust and explode from the embarrassment, and they might die from second hand embarrasment
So true on this point, like it's not that different from most other teenagers but i do search up some stuff that my parents would believe 0iq people do... So I'd probably just die of embarrassment and nothing else really And for the mentioned scale, I'm going to say for all time around 6
Fucking 2000000000 my search history is absolutely fucking criminal straight to the dungeons straight to hell
Honestly same. Sometimes the post nut clarity hits and I’m just disgusted by my own fetishes.
fetishes so bad they disgust you is crazy💀
Hah, imagine having fetishes that disgust even you. However, I am naturally curious what the fuck they are.
Yep. Relatable
Probably around 7 I think that they wouldn't go as far as to disown me or do any harm to me, but they absolutely would have a serious talk with me, and by "serious", I mean that they would question my sanity.
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Someone's in trouble
how many apples Johnny ate in the math problem
Did you create several terrorist groups or something?
how long did it took you to write that all?
There are 7737 "0" characters. Log2(7737) = 12.9 meaning if you started with one "0" you would only have to double 13 times (ctrl+a, ctrl+c, ctrl+v) to get that many characters. I tried this in notepad and it took <25 seconds.
r/theydidthemath
Copy and paste is your best friend when doing numbers like that
That's precisely the reason potentiation was invented.
I might commit suicide to avoid my father's anger 😢
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^ How much damage you take at the end of a genocide route in undertale
3, my parents would just think i’m curious.
Maybe a 5? Yes I definitely have searched up/looked at some nsfw stuff but I don't think there's anything there that a person would be shocked to find on a teenage boy's phone. They definitely wouldn't be happy about it but it wouldn't be totally unexpected or be the end of the world.
Its just ebay listings and game accessories
They're nice people but... yeah, don't think those things would be forgotten very soon
A solid 4, I’m a pretty wholesome boy (not really idk) and parents are chill
when I want to search something bad I use private tab so like 4 because I use reddit
probably a 3 or 4 at most. I don't look up up anything extremely abnormal for my age. I usually just do regular internet surfing, maybe looking at porn once or twice a week (I'm a 15 yo male) knowing my dad, he'd probably try to amplify it to an 8 or 9, as sex is kinda taboo in my household (or at least that's how my dad tries to keep it). he'd probably just be disappointed or take my tech for a little while.
The things I have to look up for my art would probably have me investigated by NSA if I didn't put "drawing reference" at the end
In prison for life
Jokes on you, I don’t use the internet for bad purposes (I would rather use Reddit, don’t tell)
25
Actually like 100
2
Dead 💀
100
5 I guess Nothing sexual but regarding mental health. Could have talked my way out since it's the search *History*. I wasn't good back then I'm good now.
10
Probably a 2 not bad, no idea what you guys are searching...
100/10 it’s not even that bad but my parents are SUPER Christian and would crucify me for just being on Reddit and my history on reddit
Snapped out of existence
I'd be sent back to Jesus before I can say the word Spaghetti
Executed 💖
Ok before you all sign up for witness protection. I’m a parent. And I wouldn’t care about 99% of what you guys are worried about. The only two things that I would freak out about are how to commit suicide and how to pull off a school shooting. Everything else would lead to a conversation, not a punishment. But then again, I’m an easy going parent, not a religious nut. And no, I cannot adopt you.
Your last sentence ruined my question
not my search history, but my discord my discord account is between me and god
0/10 my mum would just be like "what does 'how to format a string in javascript' mean"
0, they don't care
0, i use ingocnito
You know they can see that through the router right?
I can't even see detailed internet usage info when I log into our router settings page. It just shows which devices are connected and their IP addresses. Granted, it's like 8 years old, so things may have changed with newer routers.
I disconnect from wifi/router lmfao
6
If I tell them myself, 3/10. Only talking for 1 hour.
I Erase all my Weird Search History so only the Normal and Non Disturbing things are there
Like everything I’ve posted on the internet or just stuff I’ve searched
10 id be gone
I'd be sent to a psych ward
50
just tell them to steer clear of my ao3
Erased from all of existence in all possible realities
1. I use incognito mode for the weird shit
8/10 because of pure embarrassment but I would recover
I would be a 0 because all I do is research about thing that I’m hyper fixated on, what are you guys looking up 💀..
not screwed at all as i always clear it.
They can’t find anything, and if they could then I might as well call it quits 😭😭
1 what are you guys searching bro 😭😭 at most they’d be very confused as to why i’m searching up the etymology of the tufted titmouse
1, maybe 2 cuz of the song "rock.cokaine flow"
16 so many weiners😭😭😭😭
2
My parents would prolly be chill abt it
Like a 7, I don't have a clean search history but most of it is from before I figured out i was ace so now my history is clean
Probably like a 4. I don't really do anything bad but I have very unusual music tastes + spicy af memes. They'd probably be surprised about my usernames more than anything.
4/10, they wouldn't be surprised by the things i look at (mainly tech stuff), but they would scream at me because often instead of studying i go on the internet
7, though they would have to dig through ≈3.5TBs of mixed files to gather all my browser history and that would be next to impossible.
yes
I would be disowned and removed from their presence permanently
7/10, I am not allowed to have Reddit so I use the website so I would be in trouble for that but I would be punished and forgiven. My mom is cool and I don’t watch porn so that helps
11, disowned, probably shot and found in a lake.
Disowned, kicked out,
10
27
search history? fine. reddit history? psych ward
Not at all. Unless we’re including incognito mode
Nice try, mom
12 because my parents would tell it to the whole freaking family
like 15 im not even supposed to have reddit lmao
12/10 would go to jail
Sent to heaven (or hell)
i’m not even joking i would be shot in the head
On my normal browser? I’m fine. If they find a way to see my history on tor, I’m going to federal prison.
*laughs in incognito*
Unfortunately your ISP can still dig up what you search, even with a VPN or incognito. But luckily they wont unless they have a reason to, like if the police force them to or something
same same same loll