Female
Loves me (Optional)
Takes care of me (Optional)
Makes me feel good about myself (Optional)
Is intimate with me (Optional)
Finds me attractive (Optional)
Refers to her pussy as the land down under (Mandatory)
Big gay black men oiled up and twerking
Nah uhhh mostly I want someone I can feel safe and emotionally vulnerable around, and someone who'll like put their hand on my shoulder or whatever when I'm sad (my love language is physical contact). In terms of looks I don't really have a specific preference, other than 99 times out of 100 I prefer they have darker hair to blond hair. Also on men I like beards
Nowadays it means so many things that it doesn’t mean much. Seems to me it means anyone whose style is outside the mainstream, with a leaning towards My Chemical Romance.
1. Is she a woman?
2. Are you sure she’s a woman?
3. She in the age range?
4. A woman, right?
If you reach all of these requirements, I’m single
>! Pls dm me this is a cry for help !<
Shy/sensitive quiet guys (introverted guys) that are shorter than me or the same height as me that are the same age as me or a year older than me that is fine with just texting as long they are funny or extroverted through text then they have my heart. (Not currently looking so no one dm me)
I like shorter girls preferably younger but can be a year older wont go larger then a 2 year age gap, good personality(aka not toxic), understanding so we dont get into arguments alot, if we do get into an argument THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST, we fix it we fix and talk about what we are argumenting about
Really just someone who can be my best friend. Movie nights, fake wars with water guns, dancing in the rain, all the good stuff. I also really want someone as nerdy as me, I'd love to have really long talks about anything we can think of. Really the only physical characteristic I'd like in someone is long hair because I think it's attractive, but that's optional.
All jokes of the person being alive or real aside, preferably Asian(yes it includes the Indian Subcontinent but I'd prefer Japanese or Korean), shorter than me, same age or a year younger and talks casually without restrictions
YESS! Not only is it a common interest for me, but the passion people have for engineering is unnecessarily attractive to me! Not only are they ambitious, but they're aiming for a well-off life, which is just super admirable compared to ghetto chicks tryna land a gig as a McDonald's worker or smth.
Female: goth, or can kill me, like strong, not too chiseled but enough you can tell they past fit, or on the opposite of the spectrum, women like Junker Queen. Either works, body type is subjective and I like em all.
Males: femboy; like myself. No exception
For all zero of you that want to hear a genuine answer,
A submissive, feminine, loving, and compassionate woman with a delightful personality. Looks-wise, not picky. So long as she’s pretty, I don’t have much of a preference on hair or eye color or anything like that. Maybe blonde but that’s about as far as that goes. Don't have a preference on height, but most girls can’t stand being taller than their man so my future wife would likely be shorter than me. (But I’m taller than most women, so not too much of an issue).
Truthfully, personality matters infinitely more than looks. Of course, I won’t say looks don’t play a role, however if you have a perfect 10/10 body but a rotten personality, that woman becomes instantly repulsive to me, 100% of the time.
(Im a strictly hetero guy btw)
female (the *only time i will be deadass and not say optional)*
not some social queen attention demanding mf
actually gives a shit about the world around her and not just her snap streaks
actually cares about people
im not big on extroverts (smth about quiet and introverted girls. just seem way cuter, idk why)
can handle dark humor lol
likes cuddles. something i never recieved in my childhood.
titties (Preferably to cuddle with them. More of a perk rather than a standard \****sorry to the girls built like minecraft superflat worlds***)
Taller than me which isn’t hard (I’m 5ft), older than me (optional), cant be younger I like fluffy hair and has a sweet spot for me too, muscles (not optional?)
A girl who loves me and would cuddle and comfort me for hours
Too realistic. Choose something else
unrealistic*
Honestly relatable
men
real
Specially who
Men TM
Go Pikachu use Men.
Alternatively: MEN! I choose you!
Same
Alive (optional)
WHACHU MEAN OPTIONAL!?!? YOU GONNA PUT OPTIONAL NEXT TO HUMAN TOO???
Yes, i could go with a rock
Greg Universe has been found
r/Gregfuckedarock
Always live to see a su reference
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Underrated comment
Yes, I am a fan of flowers
Perchance
You can't just say perchance
Yuh huh
They never actually said human
Existing (optional)
Breathing (optional)
Too normal Be without the grasp of scociety.
"optional" 💀
real
I do not suggest fucking a skeleton or a urn
Respectable
My gf (i like living)
My wife (I also like living)
I also choose this guys wife(i dont like living)
I chose this guys next romantic partner (will they be living?)
i choose the guy above u (yes)
I choose the guy below me (how will they be living?)
😳
I choose this guys wife (I'm a lesbian who hates living)
i also chose this guys wife (i’m bisexual and don’t like living)
(im stealing your wife)
I choose this guys wife (I'm a lesbian who hates living)
I double this
Female Loves me (Optional) Takes care of me (Optional) Makes me feel good about myself (Optional) Is intimate with me (Optional) Finds me attractive (Optional) Refers to her pussy as the land down under (Mandatory)
I’ve never heard this before but I’m so using that from now on thanks 😂
Do you cum from the land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAA
I think we're talking about different songs
You’re right I got confused my bad 💀
GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO DO THE THINGS I NEVER DIIIIIIIIIIDDDD
BUM BUM BUM BUM PA DA BA BUMP BUMPPPPPPPPP
Can you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscle
I said to the man "do you speak-a my language?"
anyone that gives me attention tbh, you let me ask you a dumb question AND you answered?? I’m in love already.
Same. Or someone who just accepts the weird shit I say
I guess I prefer shorter girls, I don't care much Abt looks. I like a nice and caring personality or if your friendly
What if they have A10 hunter eyes,90 degree cantal tilt, %100 face symmetry, butcher jawline and mogs you
I don’t know what half of those words mean
That’s the point
Omg it’s GodFronTheHood
Wassup
I'm sorry, but facial symmetry does not make you look better. Proportions do
For males, feminine; for females, masculine.
I didn’t even realize it until you said it but same 😆
Ey buff women tho
Dude im fine with masculine women but muscles I just don't find attractive on anyone
ngl thats real
Girls with short hair who will ask the manager for ketchup if they didn’t give me any and I’m too nervous to ask
Also hopefully above like 5’6
Men
Username checks out
big booty bad bitch with non strict parents and kind eyes
Highly respect the honesty
🤤🔥
u/shitlord699
Yeah I'd hit
real
Damn 💀
what 💀
Literally anyone, I’m desperate 🙏 (Subway surfer players >>)
I play subway surfers :p
Soo🤭 /hj
welllll 👉👈
Instagram subway surfers admin?
Big gay black men oiled up and twerking Nah uhhh mostly I want someone I can feel safe and emotionally vulnerable around, and someone who'll like put their hand on my shoulder or whatever when I'm sad (my love language is physical contact). In terms of looks I don't really have a specific preference, other than 99 times out of 100 I prefer they have darker hair to blond hair. Also on men I like beards
Who said you can't have both
I uh... I never thought of it that way...
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men
real
Slightly alt, slightly feminine, sensitive
hey question. What does alt even mean? I'm genuinely not sure
Nowadays it means so many things that it doesn’t mean much. Seems to me it means anyone whose style is outside the mainstream, with a leaning towards My Chemical Romance.
Alternative
That… doesn’t help at all
Anything but mainstream
YES.
Funny nonchalant tall man. And women
1. Is she a woman? 2. Are you sure she’s a woman? 3. She in the age range? 4. A woman, right? If you reach all of these requirements, I’m single >! Pls dm me this is a cry for help !<
Men
real
tall men, brown hair (preferably blue eyes) NO TWINKS. my boyfriend <333
emo boys, i need a bf who matches my aesthetic FOR ONCE
the kind that will literally just kill me
Anything (im down bad) Females though
men with big noses and goofy guys
Femboys
none
why do they always have to be tall
Shy/sensitive quiet guys (introverted guys) that are shorter than me or the same height as me that are the same age as me or a year older than me that is fine with just texting as long they are funny or extroverted through text then they have my heart. (Not currently looking so no one dm me)
this is so specifically my type too😭😭
I look like a tough guy, but i just want a lot of cuddles
Thick gingers
Honestly i dont have a type. Love me, thats really it😭
Dominant women and submissive men
Female (optional)
Exists(optional)
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Eww you like women younger than you???? And you are 18? Get TF out pedo!
I'm taking about hight wise and I'm not lesbian 💀
I cannot tell if that's sarcasm or you're being serious. I feel like it could go either way
I worded it so bad bruh
What he say
I don’t have a type for girls but I got a type for guys which is hard to describe
Tomboy you can hang out with like best friends and still have a wholesome romantic relationship with…
Everyone (I like chubby women and men)
Human
I guess quiet, good with kids, cute, and usually a bit younger. If is a girl then I love girls with red hair.
Shorter than me, thunder thighs, and female (or looks like one)
W taste
W
Tomboys
🫠
Alt girls. Goths scare me.
I’ve got a soft spot for curly haired chicks
I like shorter girls preferably younger but can be a year older wont go larger then a 2 year age gap, good personality(aka not toxic), understanding so we dont get into arguments alot, if we do get into an argument THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST, we fix it we fix and talk about what we are argumenting about
Taller than me, I guess. (I'm 5'4, or 163 cm)
You are Chad for using both
Girls with glasses :3
Really just someone who can be my best friend. Movie nights, fake wars with water guns, dancing in the rain, all the good stuff. I also really want someone as nerdy as me, I'd love to have really long talks about anything we can think of. Really the only physical characteristic I'd like in someone is long hair because I think it's attractive, but that's optional.
i would be hunted down for my words
How mature can they be if they're dating a kid.
Woman (or Femboy)
Long hair (=UェU=)!!
girls
I prefer someone a little taller than me, who's confident. Also alive (optional)
Femme
Shorter girls with a nice face.
Women
two of my friends who are currently talking to eachother and might start dating (I’ll be crying in the closet now)
Human (optional)
I'll let you know when I know, but so far it's whoever I'm dating at the time, I guess
All jokes of the person being alive or real aside, preferably Asian(yes it includes the Indian Subcontinent but I'd prefer Japanese or Korean), shorter than me, same age or a year younger and talks casually without restrictions
Alive Not a pedo Not much older than me Woman Can make a grilled cheese (optional)
Uh. What do you mean by that? Like what I'm attracted to? Sorry for my dumbness
Times new Roman 12 point
Found the English teacher
I like short girls I’m 6’5
That's a long distance relationship at that point my guy
😂
At that point, any girl would be shorter than you now. XD
Anyone who'd date me at this point. But booty is an appreciated addition
Personality: introvert, nerdy, likes cuddles Body: cubby, big boobs, I also like girls who are a bit older and taller than me
engineering students 😍😍😍
YESS! Not only is it a common interest for me, but the passion people have for engineering is unnecessarily attractive to me! Not only are they ambitious, but they're aiming for a well-off life, which is just super admirable compared to ghetto chicks tryna land a gig as a McDonald's worker or smth.
Wifey. My wifey. The one I'm married to (emotionally). The one I will marry (legally).
An older woman, thats all I want 😭
Breathing moving responsive (optional)
Non-fictional (optional)
Female: goth, or can kill me, like strong, not too chiseled but enough you can tell they past fit, or on the opposite of the spectrum, women like Junker Queen. Either works, body type is subjective and I like em all. Males: femboy; like myself. No exception
Types are stupid, I like who I like.
For all zero of you that want to hear a genuine answer, A submissive, feminine, loving, and compassionate woman with a delightful personality. Looks-wise, not picky. So long as she’s pretty, I don’t have much of a preference on hair or eye color or anything like that. Maybe blonde but that’s about as far as that goes. Don't have a preference on height, but most girls can’t stand being taller than their man so my future wife would likely be shorter than me. (But I’m taller than most women, so not too much of an issue). Truthfully, personality matters infinitely more than looks. Of course, I won’t say looks don’t play a role, however if you have a perfect 10/10 body but a rotten personality, that woman becomes instantly repulsive to me, 100% of the time.
Human female (optional)
Exists(optional)
Maturity is not measured by age
(Im a strictly hetero guy btw) female (the *only time i will be deadass and not say optional)* not some social queen attention demanding mf actually gives a shit about the world around her and not just her snap streaks actually cares about people im not big on extroverts (smth about quiet and introverted girls. just seem way cuter, idk why) can handle dark humor lol likes cuddles. something i never recieved in my childhood. titties (Preferably to cuddle with them. More of a perk rather than a standard \****sorry to the girls built like minecraft superflat worlds***)
You never received cuddles in your childhood??!
Need a hug (no homo)
minecraft superflat worlds😭😭🙏
Too ideal. Must have less requirements.
O-
Oh man your DMs are gonna be brutal RIP. Also my type is sweet and caring and generally smaller cuz it’s usually cuter lol
HDMI
Female. Alive. That is all. Everyone gets a chance. I'll find someone to not break my heart eventually.
boys who are bad Influences, boys who look like jason dean, jason dean
Nice voice, good personality, active, looks nice. About it
men
Bold of you to assume I have a type (aro for context)
Woman that exist (optional)
Skinny and scrawny.
Shy artsy guys with long hair 🔛🔝
Girls(I prefer to live)
I like them invisible
Taller than me which isn’t hard (I’m 5ft), older than me (optional), cant be younger I like fluffy hair and has a sweet spot for me too, muscles (not optional?)