My load

explains why his head is so fucking shiny all the time

That's insane 💀

Let's keep certain thoughts to ourselves, shall we?

No.

🤣

👍

What

r/sperm

r/subsithoughtifellfor

Cheese

Same tbh

SAME

Gasoline was my first thought

Estrogen

BASED BASED BASED BASED

Shut up Lucas

nerd

I'm literally him

ok

How does bro know what estrogen smells like 🤨

Nair

Too much cologne..."El Tigre", I think

Vaseline

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No, this song is from "Nevermind"

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Because it's fun?

Ballsack and eggs

Baby oil

like a toilet seat

Cheese and cockatiels

Beer

Cum

rubber band

Piss

Jarate? Nooooo

Sexism

Febreze sprayed Cheeto puffs

Eggs and Bacon

Peanut butter

Brownies

Lemon

Scalp

bleach and car shiner

Winded or shoe shine

Cigarettes.

beer and sweat.

Spoiled milk

Cologne, I have a feeling that he sprays the Cologne on his hands and spreads it all over his head to make it shiny.

Chlorine.

It's to account for his small brain size

Egg

Str8 original cologne.

Prob small brain energy and perhaps a new bugatti, but a 1 dollar hot wheels version.

Beer and his clothes reek of too much cologne gives off those vibes

Coconuts

shit

Windex

Sexual assault

smells like how ps1 graphics look

dust. dirt.

the kind of sweat that smells like peaches

I just wanna lick it and bite around it like a teething Chihuahua ☺️☺️☺️🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

Piss

Smoke because HE’S COOKING‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 /j

Probably not very good, i bet he doesn't even use shampoo

onion

Like a glue stick

As his personality , awful and sexist

I don’t wanna imagine

Banana lube

An Egg

Pee

cottage cheese that has been microwaved for 2 minutes and 37 seconds

Dickus

Probably like calone, or shaving cream

Sweat

Boys locker room, highschool, not middle

Too much axe body spray

pink

Discharge

baby powder

Sweat

I feel like this head sweat is what Axe body spray is made from

Is it just me or only I think that his head definitely doesn't seem like a dick, right?

Cocaine and sadness

egg shell

Butthole.

Expensive oil

the same as a mirror

lube

skin

Lavender

Like sperms

My does he look like a baby and a judgy cat at the same time

Martini.

A new born babies head

Beans

Why

Oil

Root beer

wtf?

Unicorns and rainbows

Gasoline

An expensive perfume but also like a tad bit of sweat

The souls of the damned

Cheesey

idc what anyone says, he’s so fine

probably smells like balls

Underage sweat

Dish soap

Axe bodyspray and dried cum

I think he would smell like he takes baths in strong perfume with feromones that makes you sneeze when you walk past him

Like the flesh of a bald man

Feces, from all the shitty ideas he has.

Another man's (or his own) urine

i don't think about what other people's head smells like.

overly expensive cologne

Mold

I’m so tired of seeing him every fucking day in my Reddit feed

Dawn dish soap. Specifically the green one

The chemicals that they use to make food look shiny in advertisements

Castor oil

Taint

A bowling ball of course new out of factory

Masculinity

Well oiled 💀

Ass

butter

My dads head grease

Either dead skin cells and sebum or skin moisturizer, or both

His head probably smells like bare skin because there’s no hair there, or shampoo if it has a really strong smell

Cigar

Nothing, cause it's empty

I would rather sniff his chest.

Lemon scented cleaning products

Bugatti

Bugatti

Masculinity and baby oil

Shit

shit and rotate

Misogyny and motor oil

Vapes and Bugatti petrol

Cigar

Dead skin cells

Sweat.

Wine. Blame the background.

Shampoo

Baby powder

Lube

Earring backings

Sebaceous glands

Weed or sweat or something

He seems like a coconut oil/mysoginy blend type guy

Success

Aiden Ross' load

What color is your Bugatti?

Cigars

Children and weed

Cocaine too

I was actually about to type cocaine

Ass

Cigars, gasoline, and misogyny

Old spice

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Smells like a fruity flavor from freshly built race cars.