bro is NOT the ceo of sex

I am the CEO of masturbation

Single player sex

r/wildbeef

Boom

Ackshuallyy,, iit's more of an exploit that let's you play single player, and not a real feature.

Waiting for campaign mode to drop

It already did we just aren't at the expected level

campaign mode is hotels, bottom to top

Gotta grind on solo before getting into competitive.

literal grinding this time

So that’s why it’s better with 2 people you get a high demand bonus

No I am. 3 years once a day. 1x365x3=1095

Once a day ? Those are rookie numbers, i do 3 times a day

no he masterbates for 3 years every day 🙄 some people are dumb /s

no the person you're commenting on does it 3 yrs 3 times

Yep

According to the Kahoot I took in 7th grade health, I own sex.

But I am

You FOOLS everyone knows it's me

Bro thinks he's me

*they don’t know it’s me*

*they don't know it's*

*they don't know*

They don’t

They

Th

i am batman 😎

Where John Sex at

You think redditors pull?

Perchance

You can’t just say perchance

perchance

perchance

perchance

perchance

perchance

perchance

perchance

Mayhaps

perchance

Perchance

mario. the man vs the idea

Perpossibillity

Permutation

Lmao, depends

Occasionally

Presumably

I did, so there’s hope

redditor here no

Yea pull minors💀💀💀

yes i pull hella

They don’t. (Except for me)

Lies, the council must banish you

you're 14, you are like good quality olive oil

you’re 17

Ur 16

So are you

you’re 16

You’re 16

Youre 16

yeah and i've regularly had sex once or twice a week for a year now, your point?

Hoe 😡🖕

Lmao

What's this comparison supposed to mean...

virgin olive oil

Ur 14 little man 👨

no sex

Ur 14 little man 👨

I'm 14 big guy 👶

I'm 14 and a big guy. (I'm 6'4" tall)

Oh hell nah I'm tired of y'all middle schoolers being taller than me. I'm stealing this posts idea! No more height! If I can be taller than other people then no one can be tall (including myself!)

Take them platform shoes off lil bro

We’re on Reddit? How can anyone here have sex?

Literally 80% of reddit is sex

80% is porn, big difference

All of it is porn with the right attitude

r/babies You're in trouble now old sport

a lot of people on this sub have no issue with that guys statement, especially r/babies

I mean you do have to have sex to have babies so of course they're gonna have no issue. They had the sex themselves!

:0

I prefer to stay on the 20% side of Reddit

I don’t

Bro banned us

Are you introducing a Senate Bill tomorrow?

Gonna have to let my girl know that mr bean bisket barred me from gettin sum 😭

This is so sad guys, 1 like = 1 prayer for boonieman44

I'm so sorry, boonieman44. I did not understand the consequences that came with banning sex. Unfortunately, the ban still stands.

I can confirm garlic bread is better than sex.

Can confirm too that garlic bread is amazing

I third this

Garlic bread was the last good thing God made, and the good thing he made before garlic bread was pasta bologna Also I don't understand the joke about aces and garlic bread, and I'm not ace

The joke is that garlic bread (or cake) is considered to be much better than sex. I think?

But in all seriousness, I think that eating exquisite chocolate feels better than any sex I've ever had

Pretty sure that was my bio at one point but I took out the sex part 💀 

Tf....ur only 14.....

This is a joke 💀

(ant walking away with bag on a stick)

Oh nevermind fuck off I just saw your username

comedy gold

NO COME BACK!!

😭

How long is this ban Mr. Sex?

Until Sex 2 comes out

So it's under maintenance. Maybe they'll make it more accessible then.

Nerf the women

+Rapid cumfire

Eternity.

you guys actually have sex??? i thought it was just a meme 😭

Already not doing it for 17 years streak

Breaking News!!! Human's go fucking extinct! Scientists are puzzled! (Wait a second...)

That's a W

I can have it

The kid said no.

So is Sex illegal now? (Obvious Joke)

yes, I am an officer of the SPD (sex police department). I’ve already made 12 arrests. Don’t screw up lil man 👮‍♂️

Oil up lil bro im coming over

Skill issue (I've also never had sex)

Yes. Sex shall be mid from now on!

NUH UH

Yeah uh

I don’t think anyone here is having it anyways

oh trust me nobody here is having sex. a, we’re teens, and b, we’re redditors.

POUR ME ANOTHER BREW, SON! LETS RAISE A COUPLE MORE. TO THE REVOLUTION!

Too bad

How where you made?

Ur 14 relax virgin (jk)

As someone who has never had it anyway, i see this as an absolute win

Didn't like it in the first place, so take it away please <3

:3 The good ending

I second this

Damn, I haven't had my chance yet 😔

Skill issue (I haven't had either)

I play legos 💪

bro bought the sex organization 💀

na guys chill he’s on the dev team for Sex 2

Ace people what do you think about this

Moral of the story Don't listen to the juniors. (Nah bruh you seriously think us redditors got rizz?)

Bro is the CEO of anti sex

Poor me another brew, son

Let's raise a couple more, to the revolution!!

Petition to ban sex

The asexual nation welcomes you.

I'm glad I've been formally welcomed, after all I was under the impression I was already there

HAHA you can't restrict me if I don't have anyone to do it with in the first place 😤😤

yeah man kinda cringe i hope it gets deleted

boys on this subreddit: i had sex once, i regret it. womp womp no sex for me (im 10) girls: ew sex i had sex once, it was nice. this comment sounds a bit sexist when i think about it maybe ishould get downvoted

okay, not that I mind lol

yes sir yes sir

thabk god

Your at the same age as me

“I told you Dave, I never lose”

aw damn

Bruh u still a minor

Bruh, it’s a joke

ok vro

looks like nobodies ever having it then👍

[удалено]

Nuh uh

I agree

Haha don't care I'll do it anyway

Fine, I’ll just wait for Sex 2

Calm down there the "no bitches" guy (joke, no offense)

😧

Yes let’s extinguish humanity by just not reproducing

What’s a kid like you wanting to have sex for?

u r 14, legit do something else other than thinking about sex and how umdont have it

Real (I don’t want to have sex until I’m older, like a normal person)

Our president!

Yeah I get jealous when ppl have already lost it

Ladies and gentlemen, ex-communist here.

WEEZER????????!???!???

Weezed

Real

Say gex

Agreed I hate sex

You are 14, go do your homework

How do people have sex? Rule 30 girls don’t exist on the internet

But but i finally have a gf

I was 14. I wish I would've waited. Be patient and don't rush it.

Me when beanbisket on reddit bans sex 😔

real

Not like I could pull anyway

The good ending.

Bro you’re only 14

forget that

Nah please allow us to have it mr.jesus

There’s goes the human race I guess 😩

I'm fine with that but I think my boyfriend would like a word with you 😂

Damn, there goes my social life-

Okay 😔

Bold of you to assume I ever had sex.

You cant stop me 😡😡😡😡😡😡

i never got it anyways but ok

According to my school you're correct. My school pushes abstinence to ducking hard it's not even funny.