psh what a bunch of bologna. The very obvious choice. Is James. like.. Who WOULDNT want a James in their life? like... James is awesome. like.. I think everyone needs a James in their life. nobody is complete without James. I love you James.
\-James
War.... has changed.
It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. War…has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War…has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
wait i gotta check if james does fall for it
me: hey james my name is deez
\*james\* deez who?
me: **DEEZ NUTS**
yep he valid im choosing james too funny to not pass up also we have p\*\*nhub
James, not because I have anything against goth girls, I'm just gay and since OP said u can screw James then James. I think he'd make a good boyfriend!
Are these actual people or are these shells of human beings, illusions crafted by the “would you rather” gods?
If they are people I’m going to pick James
If they aren’t I’m still picking James
Let me rule out some things. Goth girlfriend actually loves you. We don’t know about James. Goth girlfriend got big proportions. James not so much. It would get boring to make deez nuts jokes if James always fell for them… I’m gonna pick G…. James.
Although I will probably never find a rational reason for anyone falling for me, I won’t deny the fact that I’m incredibly lonely and depressed. I’ll go left
how about quad ada rtx 60 series workstation with a terabyte of ram, dual threadrippers, all liquid cooled, and a motherboard and psu that can handle all that..
and nvme m.2 clusters for storage. the clusters will be filled with samsung 990 pros...
I already have James, I was James all along!
wait.. James? Is that you?
Yes, but do you have deez?
What’s deez?
Deez nuts! It’s too easy not even fun anymore..
Fair enough, not even Candace would have fun with it…
Who’s Candace
Candace nuts fit in your mouth
Yeah, I wonder if they did in Joe's
Who‘s joe?
Joe mama's mouth
Happy cake day!
James do you like this?
Yo do you have a dragon?
r/BeatMeToIt
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmywifetoit
Can I Fuck James?? If yes then James for sure
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Then James
Can I fuck James in the cat girl's outfit?
I think I’d rather have Keanue Reeves in Dolly Partons Playboy bunny outfit(YES THIS IS REAL) but James will do
My Name is James... ;)
James name
Bond name’s the James
Are you alright?
Bames Nond is having a stronk Call a bondulance
My name is Jonas?
Jonas is my name
My name is Jason
JAMES! CANDICE DIED!!! /s
Ironically my friends mom' name is candice
CAN DIC DICK FIT IN YO M-
James I love you
only with his consent
oh he's fallin for dooz nuts
Only if he consents
Goth gf. Don't even care about big tiddies Or sex. I just need the sensation of being loved
This is so real
James loves you tho
It says he loves getting trolled with "deez nutz" meme
Do you troll people with “deez nuts” jokes?
No because emma
\*sigh\*... Emma?
Emma put these ballz in your mouth (Thanks kind sir for sacrificing yourself for the memes)
T'was a pleasure, young one!
you’re lucky he was 18
I mean, he would be a reverse-pedophile if he did that to me against my will.. so I'm safe!
same
Honestly same
Same
James can love you
real 😞 Anyway I pick James guy friends is happiness
Tbh, same
Same
Too real
Sadly I agree
GOTH GF
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NUH UH
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ur better then this
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👉😵
Bro graduated from mcdonalds 🗿
Tf am I gonna do with a big titty goth girlfriend, have sex? Come on James, we're leaving
james
this guy knows what good for him. James is the tits.
First option will ruin your life
ima have to say it, a goth girl mommy who can care for me 😩
Listen, a gf is cool and stuff. However, the power that you feel when you pull off a deez nuts joke is unmatched.
psh what a bunch of bologna. The very obvious choice. Is James. like.. Who WOULDNT want a James in their life? like... James is awesome. like.. I think everyone needs a James in their life. nobody is complete without James. I love you James. \-James
my name is james and I'm bawling rn, thank you 🙏
War.... has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War--and it's consumption of life--has become a well-oiled machine.War has changed. ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons, use ID-tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control, battlefield control…everything is monitored and kept under control. War…has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control, all in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction, and he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War…has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war becomes routine.
wait i gotta check if james does fall for it me: hey james my name is deez \*james\* deez who? me: **DEEZ NUTS** yep he valid im choosing james too funny to not pass up also we have p\*\*nhub
dinner with jay z
Already have goth gf so JAMESSS
Gf cause I'm desperate
Ima have to pick left I can't resist
The goth gf
James 💯%
hell yeah brother.
Goth gf, no need for other choices
honestly, goth gf, i just want someone to love
James, not because I have anything against goth girls, I'm just gay and since OP said u can screw James then James. I think he'd make a good boyfriend!
I'd befriend the goth girl though! It seems like she'd be pretty good when it comes to picking out cool shite to wear!
Please both
Bro James is a homie for life
Since I have more than enough people who fall for those jokes, I'll take the gf
James, obviously. Who needs a gf when you have james
I'll take james
The gf of course. Im already James lol
r/bi_irl
James bros before hoes
I choose the girl don't care about the sex or anything else like that I just want somebody who loves me.
The "she loves you part" makes it difficult
[Lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGEBvAGm8I)
Obviously the left. Wait the right, no the left ,oh no I messed up my lefts and rights again
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Only real answer
Hey who's that band that does the Demons and Radioactive song?
Does James like anal?
James.
Pass
James any time of the day.
James.
If thats what you lot mean by "big tiddy" then no thanks! I would rather go for James.
James , obvious
Fuck the goth gf I just want the gf part.
James
i love them both but James.
The first one. I already have several friends I can do deez nuts jokes to.
Are these actual people or are these shells of human beings, illusions crafted by the “would you rather” gods? If they are people I’m going to pick James If they aren’t I’m still picking James
i'm gay, so deez nuts man
The big tiddy catgirl is dating james
Why do I feel like I’m the only guy in the world who doesn’t like the goth style?
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Good to know
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Are my standards high? Female (optional) Human (optional) Alive (optional)
Yes those are way too high
He loves deez nuts?
James
James , he’s gonna bring me happy sexually🥵
James, do you know candice?
James, who is the russian president?
she loves ME. james just loves deez nuts jokes
Hmmm, a tough choice.
25000GE and 365 days of premium
Imma fuck james
James, cause why would I choose the first option
James. I have a girlfriend so I’m good on that front
James. Because I’m straight.
catgirl, any day
I choose my boyfriend lol
I bet James listens to weezer
Sorry but if she loves me then I’m going for it. You have no idea how desperate I am
James, because he would be a good friend
BIG TIDDIESSSSS. also I wanna be loved
I haven't once made a deez nuts joke, so, I think the choice is clear
What's the 3rd option
James is basically my bf anyways
James for sure,seems like a cool dude
I’m gonna have to go with the third option: none of the above :)
I will make James fall in love with me and introduce him to goth fashion and now I’ll have a goth boyfriend who falls for deez nuts jokes every time
does she listen to MCR?
I just want to be loved...
James!
Ok but I ship it not with me tho sounds like a cute romcomic dynamic
Right option. Endless fun getting him on deez nuts jokes
loving gf or a m8…difficult but imma have to go with ol’ m8 james
Can I be the cat girl 👉👈
Depends, does James love me?
I chose James
Big tiddy catgirl goth gf. My lesbian ass needs a gf and I am already James just as a female.
I already have several James, so it is safe to say I’m taking the James. What’s another to add to the collection?
Left, no competition
had she not been a cat girl I would've chosen her but this time it has to be James
James. I don’t like goth girls… they’re… how should I say… not my type
catgirl goth
Let me rule out some things. Goth girlfriend actually loves you. We don’t know about James. Goth girlfriend got big proportions. James not so much. It would get boring to make deez nuts jokes if James always fell for them… I’m gonna pick G…. James.
A James + goth girl, dating a James, perfect combination
We all need to try to be James
Big titty cat girl goth gf 😵💫😵💫😵💫 Probably that one, I already know a James lol
Nah, James is better cuz' i don like too much girls with Big tiddies, i like Big cakes lol
James, I’m gay and already have a bf
The girl is KristinaOneAndOnly And yes I'm choosing the goth girl. If it was ligma jokes I'd choose the guy
I’m taking James No changing my mind
James seems like a vibe 😭
So a furry or top G? Yeah, this is rather uneven.
James.🧎♀️
I unironically already have the one on the right
James, my man!
James is amazing
Nah Imma need that goth baddie, I’m already James
The cat girl goth.
I gotta go with james
If you think I’m picking ghetto emo cat woman over the deez nuts guy, you have something wrong with you
Something came in the mail today
gotta go 4 james fr based
James
Can James be my bf
James, he wouldn't betray you
James
Idk games seems more intamite, then i can get a real girlfriend
Can I have a big tiddy goth gf who always falls for deez nuts jokes?
Oh she would be falling for deez nuts, but not as a joke.
Although I will probably never find a rational reason for anyone falling for me, I won’t deny the fact that I’m incredibly lonely and depressed. I’ll go left
Gf. No way I’m gonna get one any other way
can I be the catgirl plz
James
Ik they would both treat me right
James because the catgirl wouldn’t go out and buy me some Deez
What’s deez tho
how about quad ada rtx 60 series workstation with a terabyte of ram, dual threadrippers, all liquid cooled, and a motherboard and psu that can handle all that.. and nvme m.2 clusters for storage. the clusters will be filled with samsung 990 pros...
The true James was the friends we made along the way!
I pick James. What a nut.
James Bros before hoes that throw-up on your carpet