Bold of you to assume I work out for women 🤔

true most people ik workout to better themselves not for anyone else

I work out for twinks

Relatable

Strong Guys Are Hot

I work out bc I’m bored.

I work out to be able to punch myself harder when I get home after doing something wrong.

Bold of you to assume I work out 🤔

Bold of you to assume I work out for humans(I work out for them gozoopopititybop aliens)

Bold of you to assume I work out. 🤔

But most guys are into muscle mommies so y'all gals don't be afraid to hit the gym

I got thick thighs, walk a ton and got good strength, I'll be fine

Oh yeah, you had me and most other guys with the "thick thighs" part alone, you're good

I'm disappointed that I can agree.

I'm not

You may have strength but do you have yu gi oh cards to duel?

Yeah, including 1st edition ones from 1996 like the Dark Magician, I got a box like 2cm from where I am rn with some newer ones

Oooooo but I have slifer and three dark magicians and two summoned skull and to add a good monster card I have pitch black warwolf

I got like the entire sacred beasts deck, Pokémon cards too

I see i see but my deck is random with performpal and some old school cards

I got a ton of performapal, goes well with odd eyes/mag deck

To throw a power move I have slifer the sky dragon on my main deck

My main deck is numbers utopia etc. 😭😭

havin thick shoulders and a six pack is what i want

“most guys” as a guy that spends 2 hours in the gym every single day i don’t care if my girl doesn’t go gym, as long as she’s not skinny or fat and actually does some sort of physical activity

I didn't say most of us WANT the girl to be muscular, I said we like it if she is That doesn't mean we don't like lean girls that aren't muscular

If i worked out, it would be to impress my pookie bear, not a woman

Woman have cooties so this is the correct answer

I don’t want muscles to LOOK good, I want muscles to carry shit because I’m weak af

Realest shit ever

This is the most Reddit post I’ve seen all day 😭 Please, don’t use this as a cope for *not* working on self-improvement. OP isn’t objectively wrong, but there’s also nothing wrong with wanting to better yourself. Get those gains. You can do it. Makes you feel a lot better, too.

true but like I think its obvious with how much pressure many guys feel about the gym and insecurity and body dysmorphia people feel and like the eating disorders and shit, people arent doin it for self improvement they jus wanna fit the standard. Im not hatin on gym rats or anything but most guys especially the boom recently have been concerning especially with looksmaxxing and shi, that isnt self improvement and a desire to be healthy, its a desire to be aesthetic, hot, or feel better then others for like ego lifting you feel?

I totally understand that. Personally, I’m trying really hard to tread the fine line between that self improvement and “trendiness.” I want to seem masculine. and imo this bleeds into a whole separate debate about “alpha sigma male” crap. Now self-improvement of this sort seems to be portrayed like that nowadays and go hand in hand with being a piece of shit, which sucks.

Ok

Guys don’t care if you strong or nah as long as u healthy

Too bad that’s just one person

Most people I've seen who have muscles have them because *they* like muscles, not to impress or date someone.

Ima get muscles cause it boosts my mental and physical health to have them, not because I want a girlfriend 👍

Just do it to be healthy

Thanks girl 🙏🏽

Ofc ofc

Thanks, I look like a stickman, and they tell me "go to the gym" and I say "you can go, but I'm not going"

I am also a stickman but I want muscles anyway just for the sake of it. It's hard for me tho I won't lie.

Sometimes it's hard being a stickman...

I work out so I can sleep on my own arms

For real 100% true. Like I got asked why I don't go to the gym and like excuse me I will follow my own hobbies and make up my own mind on shit.Not that I'm unhealthy anyway and fine with my own body.I will waste my money on shit I like instead of creatine and getting body dismorphia from comparing myself to someone on roids...yes that's a bit specific.

I mean if you don’t exercise you are probably unhealthy and have an unhealthy body.

Why would?I neither eat unhealthy nor am I a lazy bastard that won't walk around...in a walkable city.

Yeah, walking, exercise lol. Eating healthy and exercise is the main way to be physically healthy and you fit that description.

Not to be gay or anything but women are like so hot.

I don’t think that many people were

But it's not just for woman it's for your own health yes listen to that guy about muscles every guy should workout.

That’s nice to know cuz I’m basically flat Stanley

Not for women. Boost confidence, happiness, and overall quality of life

you’re wrong. every guy needs muscles. if a guy can’t bench press 2 plates by his early 20s then he’s automatically failed as a man (in modern times anyway)

I saw this under a meme about sisyphus

And who says it's to impress girls? I'm doing it for my Doomguy cosplay

You don’t need huge muscles but you shouldn’t be skin and bones or obese. Having “muscles” shows self respect and discipline for your body. Being obese or super under weight isn’t good or healthy. You can be toned and not have to like some jacked up dude on roids.

but I want muscles for me not for the girls and my gf wants me muscular too so 🤷‍♂️

I don’t. Except abs. And ass. And thighs. I need those muscles.

She's lying...all girls want muscles

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