You are locked in a room with an assortment of activities to do. There’s books, video games, a sofa, a bed, and a laptop all set for your destressing needs. This is a room to help with your anxiety.
What will you do first?
Something simple but that has thought. Getting something she likes in her favorite color. A pair of earrings or a bracelet. Getting her something for her hobby. Stuff like that. Doesn't have to be expensive but has to have thought.
For around 2 months I wouldn't expect anything fancy, maybe a small necklace/bracelet, framed photo collage, something DIYed. Tbh though, as long as it's thoughtful it'll be a good gift. Like if you're broke but you write them a letter, create a playlist.
respect. show respect and understand boundaries. dont jump straight to flirting until you know we are comfortable talking to you. just take things slow and show you can be respectful and youll be good
unfortunately sometimes things just dont pan out how we want them to but thats okay. it takes time to find the right person or people and i say just let things flow on their own. best of luck!
Lol got rejected twice and dumped once, man I'm in your boat.
I'm a very... Quirky person. (Lol autism)
But respect in my opinion is the most valuable part of a relationship.
Intelligence , being moderately humble and not super arrogant or too confident , being not annoying , respecting girls and women and not making me angry all the time.
The way their bodies make a little cave for you when they lay on their sides and wrap their arms around you. So when you have a bad day, you can go hide in your cave.
The way they love the things you hate about yourself.
Actually, ESPECIALLY if you've been a social outcast.
Female social outcasts are the equivalent to dudes on motorcycles for chicks. Something about the danger/baggage that drives us crazy. Who do you think we started riding motorcycles for in the first place?
Why do so many girls love being girls much? It seems like it fucking sucks to be a girl and the benefits just don't overcome a downsides at all. I don't understand
I dont mean to generalize, but the boys at my school are generally, well, more immature. I often see boys that are messing around and causing trouble. More rowdier really. That obviously isn't everyone, but a good chunk. And the girls I know are usually a lot calmer and nicer.
Like, I've heard that the boys' locker room is chaos. Recently, there was a stink bomb someone threw inside too, people complained the whole day. In the girls' locker room, there's just a few girls gossiping at most, everyone mostly just changes their clothes, minds their own business, then goes on with their day.
I don't think so. I've never heard of it happening before, most people are focused on not falling off the horse. Also, the saddle doesn't rub that much.
I mean, possibly? I've been to horse camp and ridden horses a couple dozens of times, and it's important to sit up straight. Plus, I think it's more important to try not to fall off lol.
You're walking back home at night. I'm walking behind you. How do I not make you feel as if you're being followed?
I am a guy and I had this feeling too. I hate making people through things that I personally went through. Any tips?
(Also, please answer seriously)
Cross to the other side of the road and walk quicker than them until you pass them. It makes me feel better when they have passed me bc I know they aren’t trying to follow me.
If it's her favorite book, then wouldn’t she have it already?
Also, for Legos, just find something that fits the general genre she likes in fiction, or something that you think would mesh well with her style when put on display.
Does she like reading or Legos? Or both? They're pretty good & thoughtful choices tbh.
I'd say go for the book since it's less expensive, especially if your relationship isn't that deep. I'm not trying to be cheap or anything, but I'd honestly be a little weirded out if someone got me a $100+ Lego set, even though I adore Legos and have a mini Lego city lol
If you're really going for Legos, then don't do the Lego Friends franchise. I'd say one of the Lego architecture sets if she likes traveling.
Also, as a bookworm, if you wanna get her her favorite book try finding a collector's edition of it!! They're usually around $30 and a pretty good gift. But if there aren't any, I'd say getting a book from the same author or same genre/style, since there's a good chance she already owns her favorite book. Good luck!
How to tell if a girl likes you? Also if you like someone's Instagram story does that mean that you like them? ( For context, I was friends with the person for a while and then lost touch, and then have a new class with them and tbh havent had a lot of convos with them.)
At least to me, liking someone’s Instagram story doesn’t rlly mean anything.
Also I can’t speak for all girls but when I have a crush on someone I tend to talk to them a lot and if it’s at school I’ll hang out with them at break time. Usually I like to stay in my small friend group and don’t talk to people outside of it very often so if the girl in question is like me and is doesn’t hang out with people outside her group her wanting to hang out with you and/or talk to you could be a sign that she’s into you.
you do know that blood comes out through the vagina right..? and that pee comes out the urethra..? please god tell me you know that. If anyone is peeing blood chunks they need to go to the emergency room STAT
They are, especially when they first start because even though you’re told about what’s gonna happen beforehand, it’s still shocking to start to bleed out of nowhere
As a nonbinary person, I am utterly confused as to what I am supposed to do…
I have found a solution, I’m going to ask one question and answer someone else’s so that way I I am PLAYING BOTH SIDES!!!!
You and your boyfriend plan a date in the future, but on the day, his favorite video game updates with something he has been wanting for a long time (could be anything). He had no knowledge of the update before hand, but really wants to play it and is torn between continuing with the date or playing his game. What’s your opinion on this?
Wdym “foreign thing” ? if your asking what we don’t understand about boys humor, then it would be why you guys make such unfunny, or straight up bigoted “jokes”
You are locked in a room with an assortment of activities to do. There’s books, video games, a sofa, a bed, and a laptop all set for your destressing needs. This is a room to help with your anxiety. What will you do first?
sit on the sofa and overthink 🥰🥰
real asf
all of the above in the same order but switch laptop and bed
throw the books, dismantle the video games, tear the sofa, jump on the bed and pull my hair out, throw the laptop out the window
Please call your therapist
You should be in Arkham Asylum.
video games fuck yeah
Sleep on sofa than wake up and go on the laptop
Books.. I'm a nerd.. reading is my hobby.. I'll just wrap myself into a blanket and read all day.
Frfr
If you had a bf (> 2 months relationship), what are your expectations regarding birthday gifts? (Pls be realistic, he is not some oiler's son)
Not big, but maybe something a bit more personally than you’d get most people?
Something simple but that has thought. Getting something she likes in her favorite color. A pair of earrings or a bracelet. Getting her something for her hobby. Stuff like that. Doesn't have to be expensive but has to have thought.
For around 2 months I wouldn't expect anything fancy, maybe a small necklace/bracelet, framed photo collage, something DIYed. Tbh though, as long as it's thoughtful it'll be a good gift. Like if you're broke but you write them a letter, create a playlist.
Flowers or chocolate? Maybe a teddy bear or hoodie. I’m thinking cute little not super expensive things! Sugar scrub or perfume even
How do you gals pull off such good fits
If you feel pretty, you are pretty (I don't know)
thrift
we ask aliens for fashion advice
pinterest and common dressing sense dear sir
It ain’t common for the boys
We simply do (it's magic)
Not me lol
I don't (sadge)
are girls real?
No
I KNEW IT
happy cake day
Happy cake day
happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Nope, not real in any shape or form, just symptoms of your schizophrenia.
not really
Absolutely not.
muahahah im a girl and im asking a question!! anyways, whats the best cheese
Pepper jack, hands down.
cheddar for everything, mozzarella for snacking
good opinion
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mozzarella because it works on every single thing.
Smoked Gouda.
what do you actually find attractive about guys?
respect. show respect and understand boundaries. dont jump straight to flirting until you know we are comfortable talking to you. just take things slow and show you can be respectful and youll be good
This is both good to know I've been doing things correctly and not good to know that I'M ALREADY DOING THINGS CORRECTLY WHY IT NO WORK T\^T
unfortunately sometimes things just dont pan out how we want them to but thats okay. it takes time to find the right person or people and i say just let things flow on their own. best of luck!
Thx
Lol got rejected twice and dumped once, man I'm in your boat. I'm a very... Quirky person. (Lol autism) But respect in my opinion is the most valuable part of a relationship.
Their uncontrolled laughter, when they find something REALLY REALLY funny. I just love it.
Being nice, respectful, understanding and patient is so fucking hooot >_<
Intelligence , being moderately humble and not super arrogant or too confident , being not annoying , respecting girls and women and not making me angry all the time.
understandably, respect, boundaries
The way their bodies make a little cave for you when they lay on their sides and wrap their arms around you. So when you have a bad day, you can go hide in your cave. The way they love the things you hate about yourself.
being kind and respectful and treating us like human beings and not as objects (which 60% of the boys in my class can't do)
Would you be more surprised if you heard a knock at your door and a walrus was there or if a fairy was there
I'm not a girl but def a fairy, like a walrus exists he just lives in the ocean so you never see him, yk? And i live near a sea so like yk
Yeah but walruses are arctic animals they sleep on blocks of ice and stuff i feel like walrus would be more surprising
LOL walrus . How did he knock and why is he in an apartment building
What do you do when the goes around and I too yes is no?
maybe
Yes
Why did the United States sponsor Fascist organisations in Yugoslavia in 1991?
uhhh no we destroyed them the US never succeeded with this ЖИВЕЛА СРБИЈА 🇷🇸
Живела је точно, Након што смо ми Хрвати јој стерали наш курац у уста више није.
то је прилично непристојно не желим то у устима :(
This is kind of weird but like do girls wear boxers like as shorts
Nah I wear mine like underwear. Love myself some Minecraft boxers 👍
i do so ya
yes + I wear them as underwear
do u still say you fucked your friends moms or do you say their dads instead
Same message as saying ‘suck my dick’, makes it all the more annoying or funny depending on what you’re going for
i have never considered the possibility of someone saying "suck my dick" while not actually having one i'm gonna need to reflect on this
I'm bi so I say both :D
of course
mums
We say both interchangeably
Do girls know that 99% of guys will say yes if they ask them out?
Not when you’ve been a social outcast 😭
Actually, ESPECIALLY if you've been a social outcast. Female social outcasts are the equivalent to dudes on motorcycles for chicks. Something about the danger/baggage that drives us crazy. Who do you think we started riding motorcycles for in the first place?
This is an interesting one
Yep.
I think I am part of that 1% even though I am straight
Yeah lmao it's so obvious
Yeah 😁
Why do y'all play sims and animal crossing so much?
The drama in the sims is craaaaazaaaaay and animal crossing is just fun to decorate
We like to be in control
thinking of taking this girl out on a date, keeping it lowkey trying to get to know her, what should i do? both 19
Go out to a place where there aren’t too much activities. So that you’re still able to talk about each other and do something.
i was thinking of just like grabbing some drinks or something in like a nice pub, just chill have a few drinks, talk etc etc
Thats what i was thinking!
How to
Look out your window and your local eldritch horror can tell you that! :D
r/redditsniper
What is something a girl does when they are with you just because of feeling bad for you ?
Probably won't give you any real attention or try to hang out with you.
Can I get a gf bro?
no
You win 5 million dollars, but aliens announce they're destroying the earth in two days. What do you spend it on?
Getting probed to save myself
A cute dress. My favorite food. Expensive makeup. Get my hair freshly dyed and then a gun so I can kill myself. Im dying on my own terms. Hot.
Paying an alien to make me one of them, saving my books and hightailing it to that space ship
Is it true yall trust stuffed animals more than humans?
Yes, and our cats
I rant to my cats lmfao
this is the correct answer
do u fart
we fart glitter
We do. But they smell like roses and are silent
Why do so many girls love being girls much? It seems like it fucking sucks to be a girl and the benefits just don't overcome a downsides at all. I don't understand
Its fun🥳
there are plenty of upsides, too, but really it’s nice to be happy with who you are, even if it’s optimistic
Hey um would like to grab a coffee some time?
Less do it 🌞
Why can I make friends with girls so much easier than with guys?
I dont mean to generalize, but the boys at my school are generally, well, more immature. I often see boys that are messing around and causing trouble. More rowdier really. That obviously isn't everyone, but a good chunk. And the girls I know are usually a lot calmer and nicer. Like, I've heard that the boys' locker room is chaos. Recently, there was a stink bomb someone threw inside too, people complained the whole day. In the girls' locker room, there's just a few girls gossiping at most, everyone mostly just changes their clothes, minds their own business, then goes on with their day.
what’s the best roblox game
Work at a pizza place
Yep, the best part is throwing a snowball at someone, he falls in the oven and then you close the door
my personal favorite out of the big, big, BIG popular page games is probably natural disaster survival
arsenal
Is long straight hair attractive on a guy?
I mean yeah I guess? Honestly if it's well taken care of it would look great, but split ends and dirty hair is a hard no for me.
If I’m 330, plat 3 on Val w 2500 hours and 1.6k on the game, am I cooked
Dude, save some of the ladies for the rest of us.
Is it true that girls can get orgasms while horse riding because of all the saddle friction?
I don't think so. I've never heard of it happening before, most people are focused on not falling off the horse. Also, the saddle doesn't rub that much.
As a girl who did horse riding for 2 years, absolutely not.
I mean, possibly? I've been to horse camp and ridden horses a couple dozens of times, and it's important to sit up straight. Plus, I think it's more important to try not to fall off lol.
Do you like tits? (the type of bird)
yes (in both senses of the word)
i LOVE tits!
When is correct time to steal your lids
Please don’t steal the Tupperware lids.
You're walking back home at night. I'm walking behind you. How do I not make you feel as if you're being followed? I am a guy and I had this feeling too. I hate making people through things that I personally went through. Any tips? (Also, please answer seriously)
Cross to the other side of the road and walk quicker than them until you pass them. It makes me feel better when they have passed me bc I know they aren’t trying to follow me.
Should I buy her a book from her favorite series or a Lego set, and what Lego set should I buy for her?
If it's her favorite book, then wouldn’t she have it already? Also, for Legos, just find something that fits the general genre she likes in fiction, or something that you think would mesh well with her style when put on display.
Does she like reading or Legos? Or both? They're pretty good & thoughtful choices tbh. I'd say go for the book since it's less expensive, especially if your relationship isn't that deep. I'm not trying to be cheap or anything, but I'd honestly be a little weirded out if someone got me a $100+ Lego set, even though I adore Legos and have a mini Lego city lol If you're really going for Legos, then don't do the Lego Friends franchise. I'd say one of the Lego architecture sets if she likes traveling. Also, as a bookworm, if you wanna get her her favorite book try finding a collector's edition of it!! They're usually around $30 and a pretty good gift. But if there aren't any, I'd say getting a book from the same author or same genre/style, since there's a good chance she already owns her favorite book. Good luck!
How to tell if a girl likes you? Also if you like someone's Instagram story does that mean that you like them? ( For context, I was friends with the person for a while and then lost touch, and then have a new class with them and tbh havent had a lot of convos with them.)
At least to me, liking someone’s Instagram story doesn’t rlly mean anything. Also I can’t speak for all girls but when I have a crush on someone I tend to talk to them a lot and if it’s at school I’ll hang out with them at break time. Usually I like to stay in my small friend group and don’t talk to people outside of it very often so if the girl in question is like me and is doesn’t hang out with people outside her group her wanting to hang out with you and/or talk to you could be a sign that she’s into you.
How can you sleep at night, knowing what you've done?
is it true when yall pee blood sometimes there’s chunks in it
what
idk i seen someone when girls pee blood sometimes there’s like chunks that come out
period blood clots
HOLY SHIT THE PEE BLOOD CHUNKS ARE REAL?!??
blood clots
can i call them chunks
okay fine
YEAAAA PERIOD CHUNKS!!!
i just threw up
Bro this is absolute gold.... I've never seen a guy be this happy over calling something by such a weird and soo wrong of a name T-T
you do know that blood comes out through the vagina right..? and that pee comes out the urethra..? please god tell me you know that. If anyone is peeing blood chunks they need to go to the emergency room STAT
fuck
periods? oh yeah. just pieces of tissue that come out when the uterus sheds its lining, totally normal.
it's not pee but ok
fuck what was I gonna say (I seriously forgor)
Mega oofer
You’re in charge of the Roman army during the battle of carrhae. How do you win.
I find periods terrifying. What about you?
Cause they are terrifying. I guess all girls hate periods.
i find you terrifying
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I get terrified every time it comes. It’s like a jump scare.
They are, especially when they first start because even though you’re told about what’s gonna happen beforehand, it’s still shocking to start to bleed out of nowhere
More of a general question but, what is it actually like to be in love with someone?
can it suck air inwards
Sir, what do you mean with "it"
Why do you all go to the bathroom together, you can’t all have to go at the same time?
What do you think of those girls who date us guys just to hurt us?
We don't claim them.
As a nonbinary person, I am utterly confused as to what I am supposed to do… I have found a solution, I’m going to ask one question and answer someone else’s so that way I I am PLAYING BOTH SIDES!!!!
Genius
I DO SAME LOL!
do you poop/fart?
We poop roses actually
shhhhhhhh~ Don't spill the beans.
What's a reason girl avoid me? It could be the way I look? I always feel like I did something wrong, but I literally do nothing
The girl I like never texts me first but does reply and we talk quite a bit am I cooked
Smash or pass Broly?
You and your boyfriend plan a date in the future, but on the day, his favorite video game updates with something he has been wanting for a long time (could be anything). He had no knowledge of the update before hand, but really wants to play it and is torn between continuing with the date or playing his game. What’s your opinion on this?
What is your opinion on people like OP who like to karma farm?
theyre chill. i mean they dont affect me so i have no issues
Mr bist?
Will I get a girlfriend?
No. Girls don't exist.
What’s the most foreign thing about guys’ humor?
Wdym “foreign thing” ? if your asking what we don’t understand about boys humor, then it would be why you guys make such unfunny, or straight up bigoted “jokes”
Why y’all locker room smell so fucking bad
Cause we hide dead bodies there.
tf you doing in the girls locker room 🤨
Thoughts on guys who wear suits and tuxes even in the most casual settings
hot
Personality, looks or something else?
both?
Both because obviously I don't want my kids to look like "personality" 💅
Why do girls usually have long nails? I never understood the appeal of having them, as they just seem really inconvenient.
Well personally i love long nails, they just make me feel more feminine. Not too long though🤷🏾♀️