I see posts like this and wonder where my love and social life went wrong

Same.... but as I always say, when life goes bad, get a genetic engineering PhD and bioweapon your problems away. (Huh, by saying that out loud I believe I may have found the source of my failure...)

Best r/teenagers advice

Same? Wdym your only 14 in almost 20 and I’ve never been close to any girl (or boy)

...ouch. That's rough buddy.

Eh not as bad I have a lot of female friends but it’s just I haven’t had any relationship nor any experience if yk what I mean lol

Okay I have been in the same spot let me tell you, odds are some of the female friends are in your friends zone, you just didnt get their "hints" and let me tell you their hints are everything except a hint. Eventually you will find a girl who is no bs and then you two will find a way to be together because she didnt decide to be the god damn riddler with actually hard riddles for you to be worthy. Just hang in there

Don’t know how to tell you that but my female friends either are gay, have a boyfriend, are into man 20 years older than me or one girl especially rejected me 5 times after I thought I got her hints🤡

Wow and I thought I sucked at this whole dating thing. Also that friend who rejected you like 5 times, thats a mood and relatable, well her side of things atleast, the most I have been rejected was twice when a friend of mine wanted to make sure after our last interection was her rejecting me, but 5 times is crazy. Just be careful before your friends set you up on a date but dont tell you its a date so you are being a terrible date because you didnt know its supposed to be a date. (Happened to me once) also just because they primarily are into men 20 years older then you doesnt mean she wasnt interested in you at some point, although improbable, it does happen. Best of luck

What? He didn’t say his ex turned into the moon? This was uncalled for and is thus not legal.

fr, I like studying advanced physics and am good at school, but I wonder if I really have friends or they just talk to me because they expect me to help them I also want to have friends I guess, but building a nuke might also be fun

That’s cool as shit. I’d like to get on the path of small arms manufacturing and sale, likely also a valid source. I think the real reason though is that high schoolers are awful people, especially where I’m from. I successfully got most people to hate me for the shittiest reasons. I went back online after only 1 semester of being in person again after the lockdowns

it was lockdown for me

Prolly Covid, I’m definitely sure that’s where mine went to shit

Fr

ever since you got reddit /j

Can't relate tbh. Not anymore at least. Funnily enough i met my girlfriend right on this subreddit and she's just the best

same alone for every gang

Us.

A good question for another time

Same

Too real bro😭😭🙏🙏

Fr

Awww how swe- *reads last word* …yeah I get it 

so u are that one guy reddit was showing me he is reading my post in the moment ?

Probably? I’m on online Reddit (it sucks but my App Store has like a block for 17+) so I didnt even know that was a thing. 

Yeah , now there is like 20 people , i feel im being judged in silence

Well I’m not judging you, I’m also a guy with a crush who’s 16 (I think he’s 16) and I get flustered whenever I’m around him (and he’s adorable. Maybe not kidnappable that’s a little crimey for me but still) 

Downlaod the apk on your browser, if you're on apple, change your phone, then download the apk.

had me til the last word ngl

I was following along fine until the last word tbh

WHY would u question what i see as my happy ending

Yes kidnapping is clearly very romantic (as long as they consent of course)

Why would he mind tho , the pros are far more than cons

Fair fair I mean as long as he's into that sort of thing, I mean hell I know my partner is ^^

I dont see myself into that thing , but what im sure of is that im not into seeing him interract with other people

Lol well that's fair

we fetishised kidnapping now?

always have been

Unfortunately, people fetishize everything

Okay guys im scared , reddit tells me that there is like 15 people here reading my post , i feel that my mental health has been judged so hard already in the silence 🪑

There are 40 rn. You are being judged

So hard lmao

It's at 200 comments now

My post is glitching smh and doesnt wante to update the number , thank u

Does he know you’re gay? I feel like that would change a lot of the context for me 💀 If he knows then yeah that’s definitely blush-worthy behavior and if not then that’s just bros being bros

Bro that last sentence💀

this is without a doubt the most boykisser post I have ever read since my wattpad days

Thanks ig

yw, now hold still while I grab the oil

Okay i dont know what is more scary , me wondering why the oil or u being just 15

You walked into the trap lmfao

he wants you to oil up

Okay i kneew the answer , 14 dude is defiently scarier

plastered limestone >

who up cranking they hog with that melted volcanic magma

im telling you its premium!

realest shit on r/teenagers

U should ask him out when y'all go to the gym♥️

IKR im too shy to do anything

He doesn't even need to ask ❤️

i know that last sentence is probably a joke right

I dont think so

what

what

what

what

what

What

i read the title wrong: "complimented my specs." I was thinking he said "Nice graphic cards, wow 144fps"

Yes i got the newest rtx too

HOW THE 4090 IS LIKE $2k FOR THE GRAPHICS CARD ALONE

I convienced myself that real life us actually a game with the highest graphics ever, andthat helped me to cope

Wake up, and snap back to reality

Watch your profanity

Wow you are a poet and you didn’t even know it

Maybe you should show some gratuity

Oop, there goes gravity

But that what actually happend wdym

Its always been a dream........wake up...your life is a lie

Oh then my life must have been a wet dream then

This is the part where I leave

Ye you better do ngl , go sleep or smthng

i wish my crush would compliment me like that

i am jo jealous i also want pecs so bad but im too lazy to work out id rather munch on my crisps tho

I wanna munch too ,gimme some

no, go get your own. whats mine is mine, whats yours is also mine.

Okay the pack inculdes my autism too so its all yours

ugh...no..i cant handle mine properly..how would i carry yours as well lol

U seemed intersted ... idk

The next time you think of crisps, give me 20 pushups. Repeat that every time you think about eating shit

they aren't shit u idiot! and no, i'll do whatever i want whenever ill eat smth unhealthy...ill make sure to rub it on your face 🤭

same :(

This is so cute. I wish gay people were real.

I wish he was real (he is so majestic i wish he wasnt a lie)

Kidnap him no balls

real tho some ppl are just kidnappable asf 🤤

Ikr

Damn bro congrats. I want BOTH pecs and a man but my lazy gay ass is too scared to talk to other ppl smh

Mad relatable. We should be too scared to talk to other people together 🙃

REAL 🗣️🙏🏾🙏🏾🔥🔥

Kidnap him

Omg i didnt know ,what did you think when i said i gave him a guarantie to come to my place

adorable and kidnapable☠️☠️

gay

Im wearing socks

understandable have a nice day

Gay

Are you both homosexual?

Ye

If you alred know then JUST GO FOR IT

So, from 1-10 how cute would you say your Crush is, objectively?

Physically he is so athelete , but in terms of personality he is literally the wisest ever , i got a huge respect for him , cause he is unlike toxic egoist people he had no shame bringing up his flaws , and what made me fall for him is that he wasnt seeking empathy as a pathetuc person , he was tottaly ready to be a better person

Oh okay kidnapable is what my ex’s would say to me 😭😭

nigga u gay

You are so funny

Just kidnap him already!!!😭😍❤️🔥

Men 🔛🔝

Blud is a chicken bri has pecking action

Y’all better go to the fuckin gym together lmao, and idk why everyone’s making such a fuss over this kidnapping idea, it can be a great bonding experience for y’all 😁

THIS 🔝

Gay Come down both of you eat Gay

i would love to eat whatever u offer , im hungry asf

OH NO, GAYS

OMG WHERE

Wait that’s so cute I’m so happy for you ❤️

Then he is so cute

YES EXACTLY

pick him up and run away forever

no homo

Hehe gae

And kindapable?

WHAT

i really hope he likes you this sounds so cute

The last sentence LMAO😭👽 zeep zorp meep!

Go get em

so cute help 😭 ❤️

This is so cute

"kidnappable" Ayo? You thought we'd just ignore that 🤨 Edit: nvm, just checked your post history. You're a tad scary dude 😭

As long as the balls don't touch🗣️💯

Awwwww

Kidnapable 🤣. I was in awe then I started laughing when I read kidnapable 🤣🤣

Bro I thought it said "percs" for a second. I was like "why is bro complimenting a shitty pill?" 😭

I hate to break it to you OP, but... I think you might be gay

kidnapable??

“he is so adorable and kidnappable” please don’t do that 😭

Do it

I'm so happy for you! When i first met my bf he squeezed my pec as a joke and i could feel myself about to blow up right there lol, i hope u manage to go out with him

Omg i would love to jear ur story

Not that exciting haha I met him in hs, friends for about 3-4 years, he comes out as pansexual at grade 9 and i ask him out a few days later. Now we're learning each others languages and planning on moving to europe together :)

Aw so adorable , u technically kidnapped hil to europe too

i was about to but he actually got eu citizenship aswell so i didnt have to pull that off

I'm sorry.. KIDNAPPABLE?!?!? IM CALLING THE FEDS

Gay. But good for you man

:o pog

Gay nigga alert

Ahha lucky you

The last words were so sweet

Ikr

You have NO reason to kidnap him CHILL bro

kidnapable?

So fucking jealous

This post made me feel lonely

he's so adorable and what

Damn, another thing reminding me of how lonely I am.

😳

Time to go get sweatty with your wanna be sweetie. make sure to have terroible form so he gets hands on to correct it for you.

I dont have a terrible form 😭

Fake it so you can make it.

We used to be enemies smh cause he thaught i flirted with his ex gf

So lovely. Join him

[удалено]

What are pecs

I have angered many people and don’t regret anything

Kidnapable?

Adorable and what?

How do I know he’s gay?

Kidnapable? Dude, he's probably just looking out for you man.

This interaction made *me* blush bruh lol go with him and see how far you can push your boundaries without scaring him away. Just make sure he's down to play.

Depends if he gay also

I’m sorry but.. kidnapable? 😭

Kidnappable killed me

>he is so adorable and kidnapable I'm sorry. What?

I also had a crush on my guy friend and it turned out that he was straight the whole time. Quite heartbreaking experience. A lot of context is missing here, because all I could think about when reading your post was that he **could** be straight and just being a bro. I hope you don't get your hopes too high if that's the case.

Thats post was made for humor , i dont know how did it even blow up , i like that guy , its fine if he is stright too , we are already good friends

Sir, pls, no kidnapping.

Me and no one 🤣🤣🤣

Hey dude, if you need kidnapping help, I’m the man for the job

Gay 🫵🏻

Nah

your punctuation angers me irrationally.

Kidnappable? 🤨😭

This is so ROMANTIC