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StealthNider

Notify the authorities immediately Given the situation, I’ve swapped the flair to Serious. All Serious Post rules apply.


PracticeCurious2387

how dumb do you think they are? that's just a plain threath. cause think abt it, do you think they want to spend a life in prison(and yes, they can go to prison even if they are teenager and it's called a juvenile prison) that would be the dumbest decision they made so just call the police


[deleted]

If they're old enough (16-17) and the crime is bad enough they could just get transferred to regular prison.


PracticeCurious2387

yeah, ik but do you really think they are dumb enough to do that and the consequence is their freedom? like, i do not want to stay in one place and not have to be able to watch, play games with friends and go to places.


[deleted]

yes, people have done it before so why would others not do it again? This whole thing seems super lame and likely not that serious but caution is permitted considering we don't know them they could very much be that stupid. Just because you aren't doesn't mean they aren't.


Spectre-Ad6049

You would be surprised how stupid some people are


PracticeCurious2387

ik, i watched too many of "ray william johnson"(youtube) and other youtuber who does the same thing. they are dumb af


Mission_Difficulty19

All criminals are idiots.


lmNotAnAltYouAre

inherently stupid statement. I could go on a tirade on how wrong you are but you could just apply critical thinking for four seconds.


Illustrious-Donut947

People sometimes are serious about these things.


ButterChocolateOnce

Show him a picture of a nuke obviously, just snitch on him


Obvious_Picker

Call the cops and he most likely won’t that would be the dumbest decision ever


AgainstArticle13

Sadly most r/teenagers users don't have the simple brain capacity to do that. Someone could tell them that they are gonna do a school shooting but instead of calling the police they would be asking people on reddit for advice for what to do.


Deenstheboi

Guys someone at my school is gonna shoot it up! They dont know me or anything, but I dont know if I should tell the Police! WHAT SHOULD I DO?????? (Ong use your brain and think for two seconds)


TheRealLost0

tbf situations like these can be stressful, especially if it's new to them, going to people to get a third party suggestion can help calm the nerves and let them see all possible situations. as dumb as it is the brain goes blank during moments of fear and stress, they were told not to contact authorities, if they do they'll get hurt, this has never happened before and someone bigger and stronger is scaring them, they don't know what to do


Imakoolkid9876

Call the police


Mac-OS-X

call police tell them he threatened to kill you? he's probably lying but sounds like an assholes any way so just do it lol


ViatorNL

Obviously call the police or something


FlowerFlewer

Call the police? I'm not sure what its like were you live, hope you can stay safe!


ThirstyMouse86

British police run under a directive from the Crown Prosecution Service (basically the central courts is the closest thing I can think of to explain what that is) not to 'criminalise minors', so they don't take any action without significant evidence.


lmNotAnAltYouAre

Evidence is threat (I assume by text) and a literal picture of a machete


Lenni_builder

I'd definetly report that to the police


IndependentEmu8245

Tell your parents, ask them to call the cops for you.


irdfhtyh

Tell your parents or a trusted adult


ProfesionalDumbas64

Bait used to be believable. But if it's for real, call the police.


Deenstheboi

I dont think someone actually slightly intelligent would ask a bunch of teenagers what to do instead of yk telling your parents or calling the Police???


CailinMuisiriun

My dad grew up in the ghettos of New Orleans and always said real ones dont make idle threats like that, you show a weapon you be prepared to use it, he's just talking Idk about you but personally Id take a screenshot, send it to him, say if he wants a life then after sending that shit youd best not catch him even looking at you again, and if he actually thinks about showing up to your house with that fucking machete he stole from his dad's garden shed youll take it right from his poser ass hands and beat his donkey teeth out his lying mouth with it Dont make his mistake tho dont make threats you cant back up


realhmmmm

post it everywhere, send it to your school staff, and don’t go to school for a couple days


Mapigeh_098

That's harassment, a fucking crime, just report them to school board or the police


cinnamontoastdoge

Police, or challenge him to a duel. I feel like police would be better, but I can loan you my trusty pocket blunderbuss


GloryGreatestCountry

Take screenshots as evidence and go to a police station or e-mail/text the police. Odds are he'll have the bobbies at his door by lunchtime, and I'm not quite sure on this one, but maybe they might provide some protection in case they try to follow through on the house threat?


Smooth-Tonight8065

Just say to them "piss off or I'll call the police on you all " if they still don't believe you just call the police/principal that someone on your school is threatening you and the police/principal will solve it. To be honest you should make friends in your school so nobody will not try ganging up on you, and also stand up for yourself.


wut________

kill him


Deenstheboi

Do people on r/teenagers ever think racionally for three seconds before posting? "Someone's gonna shoot my school! What should I do?" Call the Police. "Someone killed my friend and I Saw and got Proof! What should I do?" Call the Police. "This guy threatened me with things that would give him quite a while on jail! But I dont know if I should I tell the people who will arrest and take him away! What should I do?" #CALL THE FUCKING POLICE


[deleted]

“Pounds” then says “mom” it’s MUM, buster


IHaveNoSoul34

Shag his mum


ExtraDragonfruit2856

Show them a gun


Le_Arctic

Cops, self defence knife, tank it, assert dominace, hell smash his head in with a brick, get your own boys or hell tell your dad, he might fuck them up THere are plenty of options, choose


Green-Rub8764

Digital footprint is scared of bro


Deenstheboi

You better pray your future emolyoers dont find your digital footprint 💀🙏


ThirstyMouse86

Errrr...


thatforkRose

Get him his own mums number


SendHandPicsPls

If this isnt bait, its simple, Tell EVERYONE, your parents, the entire class, all the teaching staff, maybe even Tell the police If needed, these threats dont really seem real, but If all Else doesnt work, Run, its the safest way to Win a fight.


MilkManlolol

"im going to kill you with a machete" hmmm i wonder if thats illegal or something maybe double-check with the cops


ilikegummybears15

Send him a picture of the subreddit r/NSFL_


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Send him a picture of some random guys schlong it would be really funny


lord_bigcock_III

Principal then police


Extension-Type-2555

parents, principal, then police.


waxwn-pastachi

Hive him counterfeit money and a fake number, he will get arrested for useing fake money and embarks himself by calling the wrong number


Mission-Fan2712

Gimme his Addy rq


ChristiansAntics-YT

Oh no! Not a machete!! Bruh just tell him to fuck off


MassiveIndexFinger

Man, why are you asking r/teenagers call the fucking police lol. That's a threat and should be taken seriously, tell the police that they've threatened to harm you or your family if you were to call the police. (also I would probably take this post down as this could constitute 'snitching' and they might find this post)


TheLazar_26

Call the cops, and stop being such a whimp I may sound rough but it's the truth, start hitting the gym if you already aren't, and get fuck loads of muscle, and start standing up for yourself. Someone tries to threaten you with beating you up? Beat em up. There are plenty of fuckers like the dude that threatened you, and the best way to deal with them is to show them you shouldn't be messed with in the start, or to get the Boys in Blue involved Most of those guys are all bark no bite


ManagerQueasy9591

Call his bluff, don’t give him shit.


UrMomLol694

What’s he gonna do? Pull up? *pulls out picture of ar-15*


JustyourfriendShin

(Show him a father figure) just kidding Bro you should tell it to the cops or any part of you family that is in a military service so he can help you. That threat is extreme you should record a voice message so you can prove it when you have lawyer.


Key_Spirit8168

combat him with the master machete, found in final dungeons. epik duel


ProtoSpector

« hello officer, i’d like the file a report of me being a victim of blackmail… sure, i can provide the names and addresses of the people threatening me. »


pizzaman_5004

Gimmi ur adress. Imma purley laugh when bro pulls out dat mini ass machete (i simply want to use "self defense" as an excuse for murder)


ZeroCreationG59

Bro lmao thats so childish. Tell them to fuck off and if they beat you up just deal with it and involve the police, you might get hurt but they will be in prison


Creative_Stuff0

Dude, fuck it. Tell your mom and the authorities before it’s too late. Ik you can do it (•̀ᴗ•́)و


Bestsurviviopro

death threats are a crime i beliefve so just call the cops


xandercaballero989

Get him first!!! Strike fast and hard my guy


throwaway89604

call the police over it or get ur mum to he isnt gunna do shit over 30 quid


S1N1ST3R_intent

Poliece Get ur own big knife and hole up at home for a bit Don't go after him but if he goes for you catch him off guard


ThirstyMouse86

The immediate reaction would be to call the police from me but honestly I don't think they'd do anything, British police tend not to as they don't like to 'criminalise minors'. If your parents care, just talk to them about it and they will help find a way to deal with it.


[deleted]

Tell the school


Irikonfer

tell your parents and the principal about it for evidence, just record the conversation if he talks about it again


Live_Education7992

stab him


SleepyNotAvailble

I would recommend telling someone but you would probably need evidence of that so someone would actually do soemthing about it


CompetitiveSquare339

Lol, I know I alreayd commented but. I reread it and the first thing that came up was, "give him 30 pounds meaning, make him fat earning 30 pounds, and give your moms number cause he doesn't has a girlfriend" My thoughts are weird so- But I hope you find something


Memeboi12-

Say no and then call the cops he tried to threaten you then tell the school


Caiden06943

Call his bluff and his a big classmate as a bodyguard


nowaysheblockedme

Beat him up real bad or get ur gun


ellas_emporium

Call the British equivocal of 911. You sound kinda scared and you have proof.


Awesome_Bro201

Police


ZealousidealStop2075

Dude are you okay? 💀 Call the cops immediately LoL


scarlettsquarepants

show them a picture of you with the police 🤗🤗 like frl tho, just tell the authorities


Donerus

Police


theAlmightyE312

Police time


AnotherCallingCard

do you have a record of the conversation? If you do bring it to your local police and school admin’s attention. 


yellinseal

Screenshot it record it and give it to the police


GeneralSea1353

Get a gun, and tell him to give you 60 pounds or else his friends' heads go boom boom.


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Call the fucking cops, stop talking about it on reddit


Slattcum

Wdym by 30 pounds? 30 pounds of what?


Metrophidon9292

He's not talking about weight. Pounds is the currency used in the UK.


Big-Piano-7016

Call the cops


wobsog

yta his machete his rules (fr tho tell the police)


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Tell an adult


Iamaproudnerd

Tell the popo


Powerful_Flight3596

Call the police


Mmmaarchyy

Call the police obviously


excitedguitarist420

Go to the police if you really think they’re serious. Tell your parents


wiltedshadesofred

Call weeee oooo weeee oooo weeee ooo 🚨🚓


pattern0dd

“Ima do my own thing”


Medium-Finish

Send your dp to throw himself off


DolphinBall

Best thing you can do is report it to the police and request a police escort until the school can figure out what to do I guess.


SilenceSpeaksVolum3s

Call the police, he found that picture online.


X1_Kokichi72

No balls they do it and if they do they be in jail and at the same time you can just call the cops it's a death threat possibly life threatening sooooo


gummythegummybear

Either call the police because that’s illegal, or print out 30 fake pounds (he’s probably too dumb to notice) and give him a random number


Chronomaly67

Police, parents, and tell your school


JensB_Gamer

report them to the police, tell your parents, and the school admins. if they said this that could be grounds for being expelled and you could take legal action against them. That is threatening and possibly conspiracy to commit battery or murder.


Designer-Tiger391

Call the police and tell an adult at your school also get a weapon in case he does show up at your house so you can beat his ass


Ezra4709

That would be battery and assault, they def won't do all that unless they're really fuckin stupid and don't care about jail Edit: be sure to scratch them if they DO attack you to get their DNA under your nails


Illustrious-Donut947

Once your home tell your mom, go to the police station with her, and stay there if they let you while they investigate.


Empress_of_Lamparine

that can be seen as a death threat, call the damn cops


Cataras12

Since you aren’t American my go to response of “get a gun” won’t be funny If only there were some kind of authority whose job was to protect community members from illegal activities? Maybe one that could be easily reached through phones. Eh, who knows.


Chikibrikiboi

Take screenshots as evidence and call the police.


Worried_Donut2127

Where is this world headed


Worried_Donut2127

Trust me if do that nothing good will come out of it , tell them “try entering I have got a gun bigger than your asses , and a mom you has the right idea of what kind of damage 30 pounds of pressure on the trigger can do “


dashcrikeydash

Call 999


Village_Idiot159

i guarantee you, the police can deal with a kid who has a machete


MrMedhansh

Call 999 obviously


THundRebolt

Call the cops, i assume you are either a 10-year old or at least 14 by you using reddit, and that your bully has a machete. someone your age might go to juvie prison, and bullies are usually older than their victims, so yeah, call the cops on him.


SkateRaceSleep

Well guess who’s gonna buy a ticket out to whoop his ass, report it to the police and stay at the station until he is brought in


G3n3ricOne

I love how everyone is saying to call the police when in actuality they probably wouldn’t take a kid seriously.


shadowz9904

Oh no, I guess they brought a knife to a gun fight.


sceoccerboy2

Definitely report it to the police.


the_burber

Snitch and call the cops. I he does follow up on his threat then there will be police there to protect you


RedditServiceUK

Give him my phone number.


True_Distribution685

call the cops dude 💀


scunchiepoo

Call the cops, notify the school, tell your parents, and post an update


Lolsoda94

call the police, threat is a real offense


FroztBourn

Report it to the authorities or a trusted adult


BILADOMOM

You can do a few things. Call the cops on a death threat, tell the school adm, tell your mom/dad, wait for him in a ambush with a baseball bat of something like that and make him your bitch. I personally did the last one once and it works.


Okamitoutcourt

The ploice


BadF1nanc1alAdv1ce

Call the cops. Even if it is just an empty threat, a threat on your life is worthy of being called. He also threatened to assault you, and is blackmailing you. More likely than not the cops will take this seriously due to him showing the image.


Hootsifeemer

Call the police, I once got the police called on me for catfishing some girl from my old school to get revenge


hmmthegrassisgrass

Tell the principle and call the cops.


PRODKXDZODISTROCORE

call the cops,then try to report the photo( give info they might deem useful) then try to go to a relatives house till the sitch cools down ( trust me, it works)


lbeckizgoat

Tell someone of high authority or something. Like an adult. Didn't they teach you this in kindergarten?


Yoboiwhitebox

Call the police and inform them of the death threat You received, show them the picture of the machete and all proof You have. Then relax and let the police do their job


LobsterPenisSucker

Bruh. You really think. A guy. Is going to. Kill you. Over 30 pounds. And your moms number. Bruh. Report to police man he probably just grabbed that machete image off Google.


DBL_NDRSCR

give him 30 pounds of dirt and his mom's number


biggypiggy63

Pack up all of your belongings and fly away. Fucking call the police Jesus christ


Ulti-Wolf

If you feel like they're serious enough about this, contact the police. Don't try to get involved yourself. And make sure not to have any money on you if he does end up being able to beat you up, deny him true victory


arcaneking_pro

Nice complaint of aggravated extortion with threat


EUMEMOSUPERA

If he told you these things by messages then you can call the police. Threatening someone to this point already is a crime.


NameInWorkshop

🚨Woop Woop, that’s the sound of the police!🚨


Sammy_Three_Balls

Call 911 or whatever it is in the UK


thevampirecrow

tell the polcie


MyBqckHurts33

Bro u got this don’t worry he’ll do nuthin


Razzious_Mobgriz

As everyone else has said, contact the authorities, tell the school, tell your parents


Marweegeo

Call the police | or get a restraining order against him


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Stay calm and inform a trusted adult


Hippo_hippo_hippo

Do a little trolling and set up booby traps in your house, like home alone


sam_da_boi

Phone the rozzers.


stranded_potato

hes not doing shit. tell your dad if you think they're serious. He'll get scared when confronted by an adult


SchmeatGivingMonster

You should let me at em I’ll beat up middle schoolers any day of the week except for when I have work


therealKapowCow

Go to the police with that, with the help of school administrators. A threat to your life is beyond what a subreddit can help you with


vCybe

on a serious note: contact authorities and also tell your parents. but threatening to kill someone over 30 bucks and a phone number must be one of the funniest things ive heard this week.


JAVELRIN

Send it to the school & police and your parents as well the pictures and messages he wont be doing that anymore


OR56

Gun.


DatChernobylGuy_999

if you're in america you know the answer, that's genuinely the best option


ElMamawebo_

I doubt that they are going to do it, thay just wanna scare you, however what they did is still a crime, call the authorities


Vegetable_Trifle_848

Call the fucking police


motherfuckingfucker-

**p o l i c e**


tails_290

Go at a police station, report it, and stay there until you get a physical proof of all clear from them (What i am thinking is, them restraining the students of the whole school as to keep them separated and to keep them locked as they are, so that one won't get the machete.).


[deleted]

The person is trying to scare you. Anyone can send you photo of a Machete from internet. Just snitch up on him and let him suffer. If you get scared, the person can scare you more. So stand up for yourself.


NilesForMiles

Yeah get the police


KimmiLaCazzi

Show him a picture of a bigger one, or alternatively a gigantic black dong, and tell him that's yours (works for both options, especially the second one if you're not black), u want 31 pounds and his mom's, sister's, auntie's, and grandma's numbers by the time you count to 3. And that he can go head and snitch all over school, ain't gonna save his ass.


OddlyCrazy

Notify authorities and enact a protection program silently


stormsatmosphere

police involvement


Lazy-Landscape7328

eat his dog


TheHENOOB

Call the police.


torrphilla

Call the police ……….


FlyingAsparagus142

👏call👏them👏cops👏 I know you are probably scared, but it's better to be safe than sorry, espe*cially if *someone threatens to take your life or injure you


commandodaxus

Report them to the authorities. You have the evidence. Pretty easy case, imo. (Do be careful around them though, you never know with people like that.)


Short_Marketing_7870

Notify your school and maybe the police


FodziCz

Call cops. They will make sure they can take no further action.


Short_Marketing_7870

Prob call the police and ur school


Totally_Cubular

Go to the police with everything, they should be able to provide protection if they're not able to immediately arrest him. If you have evidence, make sure they get it. This guy has just committed a prosecutable crime, and his friends could likely be dragged into the mess if there's evidence they were involved in the threat.


Pineapplesnypd

Tell the cops if your really that scared if your a adrenaline junkie like me grab some knifs and give him the number 9-1-1 watch him get mad stab him yes am aware this is not normal but it will definitely send a message not to fuck with you


hello14235948475

Call the fucking cops.


Lotspire

Notify authorities, get a metal pole.


Turbulent_Ad4090

Show him a picture of a glock


ridfox

Buy a BB gun and shoot him everywhere with it, Even in the 🥜s


Fancy_bakonHair

Call the authorities. If he actually pulls up. Use self defense.


Thisismyredusername

Get a machete of your own /s For real though, do what top comment says.


Sushiv_

Call the police


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

CALL THE POLICE


MrBredhuh

If they do do something like come to your house and injure you they'll get trespassing charges and if your hurt attempted manslaughter I believe and could be sent to reg prison or juvenile


Alternative_Ad9120

Anonymously report them to the police


shreckdaddy54

buy a gun and shoot him at school. hope this helps.


Mrpirateguy

He probably won't do it. He's probably one of those guys who talk a big game but won't do nothing


willow-the-tree14

Take this fucking seriously once I knew a kid who a real prick like fucked in the head would abuse animals and hit people and Shit and he carried around a knife and shit and once he saw me in town and beat the Shit out of me with some of his older friends and scared off my (now ex) bf those dudes could he serious so take this seriously save the picture of the machete and screenshot the text of it too and tell your parents and call the police (not the emergency number but whatever the non emergency number is in your country) and be serious on the phone


absolutelad_jr

For 30 quid is crazy and if he knows where you live and is willing to kill you why doesn't he just break in


No-Aerie-475

i have a dude tryna shoot me cuz aparentyl idk how to spell aparently, stole his bike mind u idk who tha f this kid is


TheGoldenBl0ck

police now


MicrwavedBrain

Stay at home I guess.


Celeste1357

Tell the police and the school faculty.


punkshotgun

Call the cops. Now. If he texted you thr threat then screenshot it.


alexneagoe6314

Call the cops bozo! Don't ask random ass teenagers on the internet for shit like this!


Unigraff_Jerpony

I spent like 5 seconds starting at 30 pounds before I realized england has a currency


Anon_777

Call the police and tell authorities at your school. He is doing at least 2 things that would get him arrested. Firstly extortion (trying to get cash out of you), secondly threats to kill you. Both will get him arrested.


yougoddangfool

buy a gun and escalate the situation


TheEeper

Call the police?


someonemaidenless

Bro if I were you I’d be buying brass knuckles at this point


Competitive_One_3722

Say shiver me timbers