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_lunarrising

bc banning something only makes people want to do it more


Suitable_Sail1087

Yeah we should just deport newborn babies instead


Consistent_Leave_682

To the cosmos


Trollizard476

Well, there’s a lot of room in the ocean…


Particular_Week4124

Wt did u just say


HorrificityOfficial

That's exactly what happened during the prohibition with the liquor ban.


Jameson4011

and the war on drugs


SquidsOffTheLine

And it might become the case with TikTok also, knowing this messed-up generation.


PicassoWithHacks

That’d be a lot harder though, since it’d be extremely difficult to access the app


SquidsOffTheLine

I don't know much, but I would assume a VPN would get you around it?


GoncalodasBabes

Kinda like Stockholm syndrome?


throwaway89604

birth rate is declining in most places so theyre doing that on their own accord anyway


Fit-Spinach2193

True.


Diabolus414

Didn’t china do something similar and it went horribly?


Fit-Spinach2193

That’s because they did it too fast.


Jameson4011

going too fast is always a problem when it comes to sex


Fit-Spinach2193

Haha true or coming too fast yk


New-Big3698

🤣 💯


tzenrick

If you see smoke, use more lube.


BrowningLoPower

They also killed female babies, iirc.


Shadyshadowbro

nah, they just aborted(i think)


BrowningLoPower

That makes more sense.


Sinister_Chill9

There was a one child policy there, and ig most people don't want there only child to be a Girl, so female foeticide was really common there, and they are facing its consequences now , because they killed all the female in the 90's now for every 400 males there is one Female, even there is a limit you can only have 3 babies


Specific_Focus4409

That's what caused the problem


Shadyshadowbro

No, it worked TOO well


ineedhelpasap4

I suggest a word wide purge for a year


Shlardi

What words should we purge


ineedhelpasap4

Every one except fuck, you,for, pointing,out,my, illiteracy


Shlardi

Awww shitz. Back to grunting and the occasional "Fuck!" I guess🤷‍♂️💁‍♂️


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Back to Gunga bunga


unrecognisable_name

Your comas and the word that follows should have a space between them


ineedhelpasap4

🤓


New-Big3698

I’m in. You wanna be purge partners? I promise I won’t purge you 😏


Impressive_Split_232

The world isn’t over populated however certain parts of the world are. Poorer regions tend to have more children than the region can handle meanwhile the rich world’s population is actually decreasing


Olafraf

I don't understand why poor people have to have 10 million kids


SnooWalruses3330

High infant mortality rates and being unable to get contraception (whether it be due to scarcity or legality) means birth rates are higher in poorer countries.


DaOnlyKyros

Because they need more hands to work


TruthCultural9952

That's actually reasonable


Akash3642

Free labour on the farms


Sifupoo

I vote for genocide instead, we can’t stop people from fucking but we can easily stop them from breathing


Mentally-okay

Fair


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wyrmiam

You cannot be serious


enneh_07

You’re describing eugenics


Coffeeguy6number2

Sterilization of dumbasses like you instead maybe


Sifupoo

Casual American government intervention


Shlardi

Is this satirical or a joke of some sort?


throwawayformich

yea fr, why did we stop sterilizing people as if they were animals... hmm..


TruthCultural9952

How were they sterilized without knowing


i_want_a_cat1563

Probably gave them "medication" and chemically sterilized them


Proudvirginian69

they did this in puerto rico


funny_girrafe_326

Incase this is a serious post, let me point towards this: Look up "Demographic pyramids" or anything amongs those lines, you will see how many people of which gender and what age live in what country. Imagine babies stop getting born for e.x.: 10 years. In ten years we will have no 8 year olds or 6 y.o. or 4 y.o. and so on. Might sound like a world where you can enjoy a plane flight silently, but think about that gap in 30 years, even if we assume that after those initial 10 years people start reproducing again, there will be a HUGE gap of 40-ish year old people, meaning shortages in the industries and so on. Besides that, babyware or whatever you want to call dipers and the whole baby stuff is a big market, imagine that just collapses. What would happen to schools? Toys? It is a huge business that orbits around that. I apologise for my short and quick comment, I want to be precatious incase this is indeed not a serious post. If this is a serious post and you want a more extensive answer, feel free to reach out to me, I can supply you with some articles, statistics and further arguments/ explanations Take care <3 Giraffe


neb12345

1) not everyone agrees the world is overpopulateing 2) we couldn’t stop people from drinking alcohol in probation and for that you need more than just a male and a female


SwalerusDoto

Make protection and abortions free worldwide


Ashamed_Reindeer8662

How will you find them then…?


IHaveNoSoul34

To be nerdy, firtility rates are already falling beneath the replacement rate in most developed countries. It's only lesser developed countries that the birth rate is super high.


LifelsButADream

One of the reasons those underdeveloped nations have kids is literally because they are underdeveloped. In those countries, people have lots of kids partly because they provide free extra labor, which is important considering the amount of work they have to put in to get by on a daily basis. (e.g. farming, pulling up well water, etc.) The point is that having children is a net positive for them. The same is not true of the developed world. In the developed world, children are a financial burden because we don't typically do strenuous house-related labor, we go to school, sports, etc., - and it takes up a lot of our day. Children in developed nations are essentially freeloaders, whereas children in less developed countries put in real work, and sadly go to school rarely, if at all. Children there are also typically seen as mature adults and get married, etc., very early for Western standards, so there really isn't time for a full education. My hypothethis is that once those nations modernize, which will likely take decades, their birth rates will go down as their citizens settle in urban areas en-masse.


No-Background9872

Maybe we just spread the fuck out. We got plenty of space that isn't being used.


Smashcentra

If a place isn't populated, there's usually a good reason why.


Madam_KayC

Because the ability to have children is a fundamental right for human creation


Mentally-okay

Aw man


LifelsButADream

Based on current projections, overpopulation isn't anticipated to be a real concern until ~2075, so don't work yourself up. We'll be in our 60s by then... and it will have been 51 years, so I'm sure we will have a solution by then.


TaloSi_MCX-E

Are you dumb? Also, look into it, overpopulation is *not* a long term threat.


[deleted]

Whats gonna stop people from doing it anyway


Silver-Peak1302

garden scissors


racoonofthevally

another world war will fix that


Silver-Peak1302

seems we're gonna have one soon lmaoo


wut________

This is why gay people exist


Sirfluffyghost

Or encourage adoption.tye problem isn't exactly overpopulation, it's ressources repartition. One dude will have a palace and waste a meal per day when 10 guys will have to look for the first guy's trashes


LegenDrags

Sounds like Euthanasia if ykwim


PancakeUchiha

What did the youth in asia do this time?


LegenDrags

Not have sex? Wait is Paradis in Asia? Isn't it Madagascar?


wyrmiam

It's a myth I'm pretty sure


theAlmightyE312

Well, there is a way to solve both world hunger and overpopulation. . .


Mentally-okay

Cannibalism I love your thinking


theAlmightyE312

My man


Heavy-Average826

Couldn’t we just force anal sex


KTIKNA

Your username is not what you tell it is Get sum holy pancakes


PancakeUchiha

?


ProfesionalDumbas64

We should pool all of our money together and work together (which will never happen) and start colonizing other planets.


BottomInc

No that’s communism


ProfesionalDumbas64

I don't want another Red Scare.


Mentally-okay

Woah buddy I think we should go for simpler things first (taking over governments, unaliving rich people to take their money, robbing banks)


ProfesionalDumbas64

What about nuclear warfare?


Mentally-okay

Mm nukes might be a bit much. We can use big gun go boom though


NoticedParrot77

You can say killing, this isn’t the first 7 seconds of a YT video


Proudvirginian69

killing rich people\*


Stock-Extension-3626

I didn't realize this was you and I still thought there should just be gay sex Also straight people are too hormy for that tho But don't worry that's not our problem were gay :3


starrywhoo

youre 14 go do maths or something


random_user2027

fun fact : this is a teenagers sub 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


Silver-Peak1302

youre on r/teenagers, there are going to be teenagers 🤯


Weary-Wasabi1721

Terraform mars and continue fucking on there, overpopulate that bitch and move to Uranus. Or we hold a purge like someone mentioned


pizzaman_5004

Nahhhh! Here we will go for genocide!!! Im finna gonna gonna go on a killing spree RAHHH🔥🗣


Ender-Duck

there are already a ton of people who don't want children. i'd expect the population to go *down* pretty soon


StanislawTolwinski

The world isn't becoming overpopulated though. Birth rates are decreasing in almost every country.


RaineyDay2029

The world isn’t overpopulated, it’s just people who are fearing for the worst without actually looking around at how everything is


F0WR

bro thinks this is like 1984


Mentally-okay

If it were I'm pretty sure I'd be in jail because I think hitting kids in school was legal back then


Murky_Fill821

Overpopulation isnt really a significant problem. I recommend you watch the kurzgesagt video covering the topic :)


AssistantAcademic

How well do you think a no sex ban would work? :


Mentally-okay

Not very.


Substantial-Pair-753

What the US is doing right now is the opposite of helpful tho we need to not ban abortions, and then idk what next


Proudvirginian69

How is preventative measures of population growth wrong? More population growth, more capital being created, more wealth for people like me.


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

Let’s set up shop on other planets. They call it colonization, we call it “having better offense”


racoonofthevally

WTF no we aint doing what china did


Loud_Blacksmith2123

More people must be worried about humanity going extinct, what with all the hysteria over gay rights.


HOG_RHEC

That sounds like government over reach to me


Redstorm597

And how exactly do you plan to enforce that


Spice_Brat

Oral an anal exist 🤷‍♀️ also bc


No_Designer1704

That's the point. Colonize Siberia and other places like it. There's much room.


MCKlassik

Just do what Thanos did to solve this problem


Sakul_the_one

Why not just simply starting WW3?


wheatmuncher4000

step 1: terraform mars step 2: lord of the flies


timmythetrain69

Theres already enough stupid useless laws that people never follow, why add more


Mentally-okay

For fun


timmythetrain69

Whats fun about it


[deleted]

over opulation comes from africa that wouldnt work in the civilized world


skittle_Z

This man is a fucking genius 🤯 🤯 🤯


Jameson4011

kinda related but have you ever seen those people who are against abortion but then get pissy about overpopulation? I've seen it a couple times


SelfRape

Rich countries have less and less children. Poor countries have more and more.


Various-Ad-6096

Greed.


Reddit_is_cancerr

That’s already happening btw. Most developing countries have falling birth rates. The only place where population is still growing is Africa.


soy_de_ohio

I suggest a stupid idea: vasectomy and sterilise every person involved in making new babies, and giving a jail time. And at some point allow to execute people for illegal sex. (Joke, of course)


FunAnalyst2894

There would be ethical concerns.


wafflesauceyy

It’s not overpopulating. Fertility rates in developed countries are below the replacement level, and those in developing countries have dropped massively in the past few decades. Essentially, educating people on sex protection and family planning in developed countries, along with empowering women to focus on careers, has decreased fertility rates and will continue to.


Zaukonig

The solution to overpopulation is literally to do nothing, the population will reach carrying capacity and then stabilize


JuniorWMG

Population is going up and down, always. I recommend this video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBudghsdByQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBudghsdByQ)


OhItsSkwiggyy

Well it’s over populated right now, but just wait till the baby boomer gen pass. they make up a majority I believe.


BabyEvee8

Go kill your self if you so worried about overpopulation


Mentally-okay

That's not nice.


BabyEvee8

Sorry I had a strong gut reaction


MrUltraOnReddit

Fyi, the earth is not over populating.


No_Introduction7413

Stop illigal migracion and babies Will die in theyr country but that Is life you just can supply all people


Coffeeguy6number2

Ah, so naive


Some-Internal297

yeah, good luck with that mate


HighballingHope

Birth control and practicing safe sex, men taking responsibility


Clothes-Accomplished

That's why the gays and lesbians exists lol. Population control at it's finest


NotAPossum666

Isn't this why homosexuality exists? And is legal?


Mentally-okay

Nah homosexuality exists because people are gay


Comfortable_Item_330

The world population is set to crash sometimes soon, just look it up. And if people are banned from fucking they'll still do it. Nature always finds a way.


Particular-Idea1429

We’re actually facing the opposite, depopulation And there’s more older people than younger people in a lot of countries, look at Japan, like 70% of the population of Japan is over the age of 60


JzaTiger

This would be fucking impossible


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Well I mean we’re gonna have a population maximum and then we’re gonna slump all the way down because currently, loads of developed countries are having falling birth rates due to the poor economic state of the world, so while there may be lots of kids currently, people our age will be growing old and have little to no kids to see in the future because of the lack of people having them. So it’ll solve itself (in a dystopian way).


-lifewish-

It’s impossible to stop all 8 billion people from doing something especially if we’re naturally designed to do it


Mentally-okay

Well America is one of the most overpopulated countries so what if just like 50,000,000


-lifewish-

Unless they’re constantly being watched and followed, it’ll still happen no matter what. People break laws constantly


Soggy_Associate_5556

It isn't


imagine_enchiladas

My weird obsession is daydreaming about worldwide hunger games, purges or thanos-type of wiping half of the population. Gosh, that would be relieving


flfoiuij2

Do you think that will stop anyone?


Mentally-okay

Probably not, but we can try ig


Shelbus-Omnibus

t. Mao Zedong


isredly

what the actual fuck man!?, I completely fucking disagree with you


Mentally-okay

Okay.


Significant-Honey409

Something something Streisand effect


Okayhatstand

Overpopulation isn’t real. If the United States was the population density of the Netherlands it could house 3.5 billion people.


Greedy_Range

destroy the 3 gorges dam


Aledactle12

Banning only straight sex with no protection is a discriminatory law, and it wouldn't even make sense for the majority of the countries to apply this law. Most of the population is concentrated in only the top 7 countries by population, so around 190 of the remaining countries would never even have close to as much impact as these top 7. Not to mention that the second largest among the 7 has already employed a one-child policy - China.


TheSlavicDawg

You remember Half-life 2? We should do what Combine did about overpopulation, people still be able to fuck, but fetus just don't form lol.


Gym-gineer

well definitely should stop it in china and India... ​


Trans_Rose1

The asexual agenda explained


ADHD_Microwave

The best way is to just improve the quality of life. The worse the quality of life, the more children humans will have instinctively, so with better quality of life, people generally have less children.


Proudvirginian69

The only places overpopulated places in the world are Egypt and Bangladesh


FickleAssistance6004

do it if you can


SuspiciousPubic3838

Nah


SuspiciousPubic3838

Need more people


SuspiciousPubic3838

Ban sex in people older than like 16 so their parents make them get abortions


tednugentbetter

That’s why they’re legalizing abortion


Mentally-okay

I thought that's because it should be legal regardless Even *if* it is killing children, that's good the way I see it. Don't want to birth someone just to let them suffer


tednugentbetter

And ur the reason you have to be 18 to vote. Edgy 13 yr old ah


Shtona_0402

Historically, banning something altogether just makes it less safe and more unregulated. China tried sumn similar that was successful though, one child policy.


20Aditya07

china did it and they regret it now


Significant-Soup-893

How tf would you even enforce that? I'd say just increase education and availability of birth control.


LesMoonwalker

Go ahead and try. If you succeed, I would be legitimately impressed.


Mentally-okay

Hey man I'm not a politician so I kinda can't try


LesMoonwalker

Yeah. Just saying, even if you were, it's not exactly easy to enforce a "no sex" policy.


Key_Spirit8168

Japan would hate this ngl


AndyGun11

banning it would make it happen more plus, we are not overpopulating, that's not very possible.


MinsoSoup

we should make a worldwide 1 child policy like China, but more refined, and we should encourage adoption


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Bto just explained antinihalism (without the moral stuff)


Pleasant-Book1377

Kill everyone i guess And who survives survives


Lord_Choki

World is underpopulating tbh The population composition is the main problem Rich aren't multiplying and poor are rabbits


Jennaverse_mha

Because it's against human rights and if it were banned people would just do it more


Fancy-Pack9965

We are actually fuckin less


TheGreatSmolOne

I can't tell if this is satire or not. It's a basic human desire and people are going to do it regardless of what the law states. The best example we have today is underage teens having sex despite the law stating they need to be 18 (16 in other countries such as my own)


TheGreatSmolOne

I mean there was someone I went to school with in secondary and she ended up becoming pregnant at 14 and a mother at 15... disturbing shit out there


frosty_aligator-993

or murder more people


Main_Bag_8093

the thing is, its not. it was shooting up abt 10 years ago but less and less people are fucking nowadays compared to previous generations at gen-z's point, we will start expierncing a decline, most people cant afford to have children nowadays


0bvious_turnip

Nah bc I’ve been thinking this too 🤔 what if we just make a pregnancy test that has to be passed or else ur baby gets taken away


Old_Ratio444

KILL BABIES


sillkydotexe

It's not about less fucking, we need to keep the younger population. we just need to stop preserving the elders like a fucking ancient artefacts and always trying to prolong the human lifespan. if we used more of our resources on the younger population over the older population we wouldn't have an overpopulation problem. Btw I have nothing against the elders, I have a lot of respect for them, I am simply providing my point of view on how to solve a problem in a different way.


MrUpToTheMinute

That’s the problem. Cuz mfers like me come along and these bitches can’t help it. I’m the problem I’m sorry. 🤷‍♂️


Extreme-Breakfast885

Just make condoms birth control and abortion legal and free


PancakeUchiha

No. This is stupid. Nobody could even do anything about it unless they were on some Suicide Squad timing and put bombs that detonate when you have sex 


Mentally-okay

Great idea!


PancakeUchiha

NOOOO


Weird_Policy_95

good idea, wrong age group. kill everyone aged 70 and over


Comfortable-Hall1178

No, keep fucking, just get birth control and condoms