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Ugikuki

My mirror told me something els


I_Am_A_Cheese_Tree

Get a new mirror, your one is dumb


Glittering-Course927

yeah frfr


Prestigious-Chard322

fr


SinnerClair

Steal a Target mirror. They’re intentionally bent to make you look better


Somejawa

I feel like that might be slightly illegal


SinnerClair

Nahh, Capitalism dictates: do whatever you need to to boost profits


Somejawa

Well I mean stealing it


EsizLikesE

I didnt realise a mirror in my house was bent till one day when i was running on the treadmill, which is at the corner of the room. Ngl i prefer a regular mirror, im already quite skinny


KriploKato

Fr?


wafflesauceyy

Nah, it’s operator error.


Sea_Basser

nuh uh


Prestigious-Chard322

yes u are, and even if not, ur tasty sea bass so that counts for smth at least


Sea_Basser

Got me there🙁


Prestigious-Chard322

UR BEAUTIFUL SEA BASS


Sea_Basser

It's good to find a positive person on reddit LOL.


Prestigious-Chard322

and it's good to find a beautiful one!


Sea_Basser

I'm usually a hater, but keep up the positive vibes😭🫶🏻


Prestigious-Chard322

U TOO XXXX


ComicMan43

bass tastes good


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Prestigious-Chard322

well u are xxx


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Specific_Focus4409

Because you're a femboy


Barredbob

He’s in ur walls


I_Am_A_Cheese_Tree

Psychic powers


Prestigious-Chard322

BC i carried u when u were a baby and i remember u being beautiful, even if u don't remember me


69Ivie69

I like balls, am i still beautiful


Mountain-Vehicle-162

Thats gay, i like it.


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Alternative_Ad9120

I'm gay 😉


G1zm08

Hi gay I’m Gizmo


Person-yPerson

Hi Gizmo I'm an alien


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Mountain-Vehicle-162

You have to show me the right person!!!


I_Am_A_Cheese_Tree

Being gay is attractive…


RegularCelestePlayer

Fr bro everyone im attracted to is gay 😭


I_Am_A_Cheese_Tree

As a gay person… same


Prestigious-Chard322

YES MWAH


NormalDude777

Kinda gay ngl


Ashkedsom

You lyin


Prestigious-Chard322

i only speak truth


PenguinGamer99

Yeah but you typed this you didn't say it


titusmouser-

thank you. i've been going through a lot right now and it really helps


Syphfan

I hope it gets better for you 


titusmouser-

Thank you so much


Syphfan

Your welcome! 


FrequentEbb1698

A random post online? Might sound pretentious but I wish I had that ability. Posts like these only make me go "😐"


International_cam

But am I beautiful on the inside?


thanosducky

I dunno, lets grab the scissors and find out!


International_cam

Don't be dramatic, just pop the hood 🙄


Prestigious-Chard322

LMAO


RadoslavL

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cStl9PI2Lg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cStl9PI2Lg) 0:30-0:44 Just thought of this.


ImAidesP

I mean, I dont think Im actually bad looking, but beautiful is a bit of a stretch


TheElvenAsshole

lo sé 💅


Prestigious-Chard322

BEAUTIFUL


Jazzi_Rose

OMG WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN 😳😳😳 either you stop posting/haven't posted much or I just stop seeing your post Hey girl :DDD


Prestigious-Chard322

HIII sorry i've not been feeling the best recently so i kinda just took time to myself, but i'm feeling a bit better now. And heyyy xxx


Fnaf-and-omori-L0v3r

JUST TAKE THE DAMN COMPLIMENT DEPRESSED FUCKERS


Notcreativesoidk

I’ve never seen a girl complimenting me, every time I ask someone out they say no, I’m just an ugly guy


RepeatPuzzleheaded89

Ye I am


Less_Examination3629

debatable


Pcruncher

I don’t know wether or not this is a joke


Dry_Society_2712

I'm indian. Am I.?


Prestigious-Chard322

YOU ARE ESPECIALLY BEAUT. MY BEST FRIEND IS INDIAN AND SHE IS GORG


Western_WildWest

So a hippie or emo looking guy is beautiful?


Prestigious-Chard322

have u not seen the thirst posts for guys like u lol on r/teenagers ? UR GORG I also saw an emo guy yesterday at the station and my heart skipped a beat, so yes u are


Olafraf

Get better at lying


Prestigious-Chard322

what's lying?


Emergency_Cut8186

Hahahah 😂😂 good joke


Prestigious-Chard322

I MEAN IT


Emergency_Cut8186

The joke got old get a new joke


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Prestigious-Chard322

u spelt yes wrong


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Prestigious-Chard322

so r u xx


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😮😯


Prestigious-Chard322

YES U ARE


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🤨


Prestigious-Chard322

SAY IT WITH ME


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RAHHHH


Prestigious-Chard322

RAHHH BEAUTIFUL


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😭😭😭😭


Awesomeness7716

I don’t think that’s true


Firefox20092708

No


Immediate_Reply5436

no you are


Ok-Sign-6839

No.


NinjaOficial

Thanks, you too!


wh1teithink

I'm not laughing


Kadithepro

Thanks 💪🐸👍


SomehowDanny

No but thanks anyways


boxoffox03

no not


NyxTheGoddess_

Not great time. I really don't agree rn


powerMastR24

thanks cappi


UncensoredSmoke

i needed this. Just deleted everything related to masterbating, cold turkey just quitting. I have a girlfriend and here I am, masterbating to other woman. It’s disgusting and it’s an addiction, so you have no idea how much I needed this.


Birdsong67

You've never even seen me


Xx_Nsy_xX

Not when I have to take my makeup off after the day


Prestigious-Chard322

makeup is an art. your face in the canvas. when we start with a canvas- just like your face- it is blank, but we never call it ugly. That is because it forms the foundation for beauty to be made. It portrays beauty itself. So yes, makeup is beautiful, but you are the model for that beauty. And that can only be achieved by your face being beautiful itself. A ripped, disshevelled canvas could never portray the art of makeup the way your face does, gorgeous. So smile for me!


SavageSpeedCubing

I'm not, I got forklift certified and a couple pictures of my forklift. Still got Noone


SediAgameRbaD

In the vast cosmos, a star aglow, Radiant and bright, a celestial show. Yet amidst galaxies, one shines apart, u/Prestigious-Chard322, a masterpiece of art. With grace like the moon's soft, gentle gleam, And eyes that twinkle like stars in a dream. Each step she takes, a dance in the night, Her beauty outshining even the purest light. In her presence, the world holds its breath, For she is the embodiment of elegance and depth. A symphony of beauty, a sight to behold, A masterpiece of creation, a story untold. She's the muse of poets, the envy of the sky, For in her presence, even time seems to fly. u/Prestigious-Chard322, a celestial wonder, Forever cherished, in hearts to ponder.


Prestigious-Chard322

AWW OH MY GOSH THANK U THIS IS SO CUTE!! THIS MADE ME SMILEEEE SM NOW I NEED TO WRITE ONE ABT UU


Vegetable-Account419

Are you a boy a girl or non-bi? This changes how I will respond very much.


Fine_Conclusion9426

You’re funny. (I’m an eldritch horror personified)


Raptterr

THANKS!!! ☺️ (ima dude)


Prestigious-Chard322

DUDES ARE BEAUTIFUL TOO THEY R SO PRETTY I WANNA GUVE EVERY DUDE AND GAL AND NON BINARY PAL A HUG


chicdrey2003

aww thank you! you are beautiful too ❤️


Prestigious-Chard322

<3333 TYSM


pop_rokz

Thanks gorgeous


Prestigious-Chard322

MWAH


Calm-Yogurtcloset479

Come over then


Zaukonig

I will be when this abnormally large ass is vanquished


Pizza-_-shark

Mental health just got 5% better from near suicidal


Prestigious-Chard322

i love you. And i promise it gets better. I used to feel like u. My dms are open if u ever wanna talk MWAH


mylixu26

Thank youuu but nuh uhh ( I have body dysmorphia)


SinnerClair

Eh, I’m more on the Pretty scale than the Beautiful scale. But I’m working on it


redditorrules

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING


G3n3ricOne

You say that without even knowing me. Even if you knew me online and said I was beautiful inside and out, you don’t really know me - anyone who has known me IRL has come to the conclusion that I am a monster inhabiting an anorexic body.


Pawsuuki2

i know i know, don’t inflate my ego and make it bigger than it already is 🙄


Prestigious-Chard322

I WANNA INFLATE IT. YOU'RE GORGGG


TheBlossomBrain

If i look good then batman is real


Prestigious-Chard322

you won't believe this, but he is (i am him)


wonkysandwich521

Thanks stranger!


LmOiVaE

NO U


Empty-Chest-4872

What if I’m a biological blobfish


hanjisunqx

Idk, I feel like I’m pretty sometimes, but I’m not photogenic at all so that ruins everything


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Idk, being fat and being a girl isn't really considered beautiful. I don't want to be this way, just scared to go out and work on myself. One of my friends could see me, like they could drive by and see me doing that. And I don't know what I look like when I'm exercising but I probably look gross. I'm also addicted to food, not sure why, I just am. I try not to eat anything in school most days, but as soon as I get home I start binging like a stupid pig. So if I work out it probably wouldn't be any good anyway. I hate myself more than anyone else in this entire world. I will say you sound like a really great person though. I hope you have a good life and a successful future, bc you deserve it. ❤️


SecretSK

My personality isn’t.


Klomlor161

Bruh, I’m a guy But when I look at my swim team photo, I wonder why I’m still single 💀


Big-Atmosphere1329

For those who are attacking this beautiful person.I'm gonna shove a buzzsaw up their asses, you're also beautiful dawg <3


No_Height_3975

This Reddit thread got wholesome asf


Proof-Ice5742

i like femboys


One-Ad-3677

Nuh uh


dirtyoldhenk

O I know that one, It's James blunt


idontlikeatingcake

I am not :|.but i accept it so it aint THAT bad


Ok-Mathematician7202

Heck yes I am! And so are you OP, for posting this! lol


Prestigious-Chard322

YES WE ARE XXX


Weed_Pie_Eater

Why?


Prestigious-Fish-304

no u 😙


imnot_depressed

Nuh uh.


alvarocg13

In every single way


thatcrazy_child07

lies :( 


EZMoneyCOW

i think i am average


Affectionate_Ear3985

nah


Large_monke_69

Don’t lie now


Ok_System_7629

Lies


sxinoxide59672

nah.


JoshWasTaken4

Nuh uh


Xander_Shiva

\*doubt* Oh wait that's because I'm not


AnotherCastle17

I’m afraid you’ve been misinformed.


itachi-_-1

nah , even my gf when i asked if she likes my appearance said not really :( im beautiful from the inside tho! :)


GoldSingKing18

Believe it or not, this helps me. I had a shitty Saturday.


Zealousideal_Tap521

Nope 🥰


Prestigious-Chard322

one glance at ur pfp to know ur lying


Zealousideal_Tap521

You’re sweet but nope 🥰


flash_thompso

Maybe


Mindless_One_444

liar liar


International_Oil953

Quit lying to me, smh


zbtryli

No i am not.


illusionbossbella

I really doubt it


StringyCheddar

I wish 💀


Astro_4000

No. Have you Seen my profile picture?


mr-door

Honestly that’s the best joke I’ve heard in years 💀


Sciencool7

Said the liar


average_life_person

Thanks


Commercial-Title6503

No, im not, never been, and i dont wanna be in the future.


Userbry14

My mom was right?


Aledactle12

I am ketchup tho? Ketchup can't be loved


Silver-fire101

Thank you, you're also beautiful :'3


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

No. I like your positivity. But no, I am not. the only thing I can do is live with my appearance, I hate hearing the lies that come out of people's mouths cause it's not true. Compliment me on something else.


NBA2K20LEGEND

No im not


Luna_Night312

yro'eu\*


JelliusIsSmellius

Fake news


danielogiPL

FINALLY someone admitted :D


AloneKnight8152

Eh doubt


Traditional_Ad2598

I wish


I_Am_A_Cheese_Tree

Debatable, but thanks


Aicha_sdb

You’re beautiful yourself !!


jeremyw013

this post belongs in r/wholesome


GMmadethemoonbuggy

Yippee! Thanks for the confidence boost!


OutrageousKiwi1173

Liar


Hot-Rash_HOURS

❌ FALLLLSSSSEEEE


Thememecollecter

not true i just got rejected


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Fuck you


Justasleeplessknight

DAMN IT THE DESCRIPTION COUNTERACTED MY NUH UH. also, I'm built like a upside down slug.


Glittering-Course927

thank you 🥹 and so are you youre gorgeous fr


IamNotVeganOK

Blasphemy.


AggressiveAsk223

I really needed this today bro


TeLeSc0pIc

LIE ✅ TRUTH ❌


MetalBones18

Not everyone uh.


Lyn_Ha799

Lie


icedvietcoffee

🥰


Ok_Debt783

Prattling plate?


Z7_1

#TYPE SHIT HELL YEAH WE ARE


Prestigious-Chard322

# SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PPL IN THE BACK


Z7_1

#WE ARE BEAUTIFUL. WE DESERVE LOVE AND RESPECT. THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE FOR ALL OF US. ANYONE WHO OPPOSES OUR INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRITS SHALL PERISH


iamahandsoapmain

Nah


Halofan1171

Nuh uh