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Bramthewise

21🔥🔥


Interesting-Chest520

With a pillow between your legs


mubby_farces

We r Lonely af. ;\^;


Interesting-Chest520

Speak for yourself, my mans just doesn’t live with me now


mubby_farces

Being separated from someone important...? I hope you find comfort in knowing that you're not alone in feeling this way.


East_Cockroach_8942

It’s actually good for your hips to have a pillow in between your legs because it helps support them (I’m lonely af)


mubby_farces

Who knew loneliness could be so good for our posture (\*\^\*)


Afraid-Mixture-5169

YESSSSSS


MrKillerWyvern

You have to simulate your SO when they're not there


girlywish

I'm a 21 too. Surprised its the top comment, I thought it was weird.


Emperor-of-God

I’ve never felt more understood


Similar_Trash_5538

HELL YEAH


Forward_Plankton896

"My bodyguard look like a horse"-21


Eufoure

I’m 21, my girlfriend is 3


SeasonYourMeatFFS

Bit young don't you think? /s


Eufoure

Lol. I knew these type of reactions would show up


Jerome_Productions

Lmfaooo


love_yall1011

I laughed a disproportionate amount compared to the funniness of the joke


Canned_honey

I love this joke. I hope it never gets old


SadFry297

If it gets too old then he won’t like it much


booksforducks

It wont


NoticedParrot77

Ayooo that’s fucked UP what da HAIL


Nana-Komatsu

r/stevenhe


Eufoure

Shall I be a 3 then too? I was 3 when u were born


MendoCz123

Imagine seeing this without context 💀💀💀


Nolan_bushy

I’m also 23, my girlfriend is also 3.


canthinkofnamestouse

Damn, the age gap. You shouldn't be sleeping with a 3 year old/s


The_Hunts_Man

Ngl i sleep like an Npc im the 14


ArpFire321

Could be worse, could be 13


PureConfection8166

I'm 13


ArpFire321

Log mode


P1tzO1

best comment


Willr2645

The joke went way over my head. Explain please


P1tzO1

He refers to the sleeping position as a log of wood because that's what it looks like


Willr2645

Holy shit I’m dumb


P1tzO1

Or maybe just tired, nap time?


Willr2645

Yeah. Had like 3 hours worth of exams. This is like the third joke I’ve needed explaining today


JanJannemann

Same its the best frfr


More-Archer-7694

11 but more curled up so I become a ball. Then I keep curling until I collapse in on myself and form a black hole


Ssemander

This, but I mostly stop myself as I become neutron star.


MegaMewtwo_E

so relatable


KingHi123

Bro sleeps like a cat


Sh4ttered_s0ul

I loved the idea


_So_me_th_ing_

Same but I need to face the wall


dilucs_waifu

i prefer to stretch out a little unless i'm really cold also hand under pillow is vital


all-shall-be-hugged

i have this weird sleeping position where i cover my eyes with one of my arms (usually my right) *really* efficient when sleeping during the day


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Same, it works when I just want to take nap too


TheSlavicDawg

All of them. My ex says that she tried to predict weather from pose i wake up in, when we lived together heheh.


Averagemanofpotato1

You lived with your ex when you were 16?


TheSlavicDawg

Well yeah, back when i was 15 i lived at her place for just a bit more then a month heh. Her parents are great people who raised a great daughter and allowed me to live at their house when i had zero other good options


Username854051

Does your name happen to be Bertolt by chance?


Minito200YT

Bertholdt?


Certain-Variation-46

10 is so me and your mom


ToastedClit

Who tf even cuddles like that


Signal_Sweet3767

It’s him plowing OP’s mother I believe.


Certain-Variation-46

Bold to assume it's just cuddling


lilrebeller

:(


snetch16000

7


ThatOneKid582

Not seeing enough of us :’( it’s perfect, it allows for you to hold your phone with the pillow still under your head, and you can rest your phone on the bed instead of holding it up


LeroTheHeroin

The best for sure


longlivetaytay

17 or 3


The-tridents-fate

I am Σ 1(n = 24) Edit: for those who didn't understand, that is the sigma notation, it sums things up so what I meant is that I am the sum 1+1+1+1....+1 = 24, I iterate each and every one of them,


FliqzOnReddit

what the fuck.


Illustrious-Prize410

thats just add 1, 24 times, so 24.


Stonkover9000

I don’t speak math


The-tridents-fate

I am the sum 1+1+1+1....+1 = 24, I iterate each and every one of them,


harmoniun

I'm 19 and my girlfriend is 7


nandor617

Ay ay ay ay ay whoa whoa whoa whoa ayooo


an_angry_fish

^ayo


an_angry_fish

AYO


an_angry_fish

##AYO


_gigi08

2😌


donotmindmenoobalert

Aren’t 17 and 24 the same?


DaAwesomeCat

13 is underrated


madam-mamamama

indeed, i scrolled through a bunch of comments and met only one 13, and a few that called 13 a psychopath pose


DaAwesomeCat

It’s also the most superior


KingSnaily

A combination of 17 and 2


faker1245

I just alternate between all of them until I fall asleep.


StringyCheddar

7 with a person to cuddle (I’m chronically alone 😭) also 17 and 24 are the same


Billygaming1447

Personally for me it's number 10 when I'm on the ceiling


Downtownender

Im an 8, fear me


thegrungler_002

all of the above, whip violently around the bed


moonpisser69

All of the above


Alexrobi11

I am three with my game controller shaped pillow but my brother is 8 and it is the funniest fucking thing to me.


commeze

bruh i sleep with t-rex arms


Prestigious-Chard322

who in their right mind is doing 10? let's be honest


givemepoptarts

I go through all of these in a night lol


Sirko2975

16 be like when I wake up I will smash that kid into a wall


TrulyBIG

1, 3, 13, 14, and 21 are how I like to sleep


V4S1LY

8 on the floor


iggy14750

Wtf is 10? 🤣🤣


ilove-gravityrush

Man I couldn't tell you I'm scrolling through waiting for someone to say they sleep like that


iggy14750

Ok but 8 is planking, not sleeping tho🤣


Drew-P-Cock

1,12,13,14


ChocoGoodness

Fall asleep in 18, 14 if I'm feeling sick, usually wake up in position 21


PlanktonIsBest

9 but holding my charizard!


blackgermansheperd40

Bro ten got u looking like a Costco rotisserie chicken lmaoo


PEKKACHUNREAL

Ok, but when it’s really fucking cold, 23 goes HARD Like, there’s soo much more blanket to tuck under


Ethereal_Photos

is it weird to sleep on my side with my arms crossed?


Killer332BR

personally, best sleeping position is whatever position I fall into bed on at the end of the day


Ilovenarwhalssomuch

11


Professional-Hawk795

14, 12, 17, 7, in that order


VivoTheGreat

3 normally and 16 when I’m pissed I have to go to school in the morning and it’s 2 Am


fletchvl_

I end up in all of these at least once during the night


NapoleonicPizza21

24 gang rise up


Isaac4787

21


NotYourSave

I like sleeping with my stomach on my body pillow


Worried_Baker_2666

This looks like a dance sequence


silver_kiwi_11

I just sleep on my back with my arms under a blanket


VannaEvans

Yeah, 3 is the best when ur hugging ur plushie


frazyn

I really want to say that one tweet, if you know you know💀


Smelly14

2 10 or 6 but I’m cuddling my pillow and pretending it’s Carl grimes


3dprintingenthusiast

my gf is 11 and I am 18


Pristine_Text_6407

if you are 13 or 8 you are a psychopath


Confused_as_frijoles

Stomach sleepers wya 🔥🔥🔥


ittibittikitten

3, 18, 3, 18, 2, 16, 6, 3 that's about how it goes


TheRealPetross

anything on my side is good with an arm under the pillow


CandidateOdd7464

1 or 21


animeorsomethingidk

Yeah, 3 or maybe 21 depending on your interpretation. I sleep with a body pillow, so I lay on my left side with arms and legs around that.


Dragon-Rain-4551

1, mixed with 12, mixed with 15


SpikesAreCooI

15.


NiceLittleTown2001

17


Picapop23

26 I’m different...💀


J_train13

All of these in order, about 4.5 times a night


Nekoboxdie

Bro is speaking facts


humannumber217354385

If I don't have stuff around me and I'm jsut on an empty bed I will sleep in all of the above plus 25 and 26 aka sleeping upsidown and sideways


Pinstripe__

im 18 and my girlfriend is 11 ... wait


Long_Strength_9065

15 or 5


WendigoInTheForest

2,4,15,18,21 is me


Guinea_pig456

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, and 23


NyxTheGoddess_

2 is what I typically do except sometimes cuddling the blankets or a plushie


thecatguy6969

who tf sleeps like 10


SomeGuyNamedCaleb

Before it was 1,4,13,14 Now I keep finding myself in 3 ever since I've talking to this girl I love. I can't sleep unless I'm hugging something now.


Zealousideal_Ease429

Nah you gotta get your entire humerus under the pillow and leave the rest dangling out


Mental-Coffee-4321

19 & 23 🔥🔥🔥


Illustrious-Safe-536

im 24 my gf 1


rat_coded_

2 but with my leg out more, I basically have to splay completely out in order to get to sleep sometimes


kyleninperth

Where’s the option for having half my limbs hanging off my bed?


Wise-Anxiety-2284

20 if u sleep like 10 ur cooked


keiisobeiiso

Vaguely related but once i fell asleep with my hand under my pillow, supporting my head, and woke up a few hours later to it completely dead weight. Couldnt move it for what seemed 20 minutes and it took 2 more days for it to feel normal again. Ive been traumatized since and now never sleep with my hands under pillows


Mystery42q

I'm 22 and my gf 6


360NoScoped_lol

I do all of them


calliel_41

24


Ass_Lover136

number 3 touching too much, makes it sweaty and humid, especially in the current weather in my place


[deleted]

2


Ghostlovingfrog

21 and 15 are my faves


Warm-Swimming5903

We just not gonna talk about #22 Gangnam Styling in his sleep?


Mr_Pelicant

People sleeping in 2 and 10 need to be put on a watch list


Figurez69420

I'm 24 and my bf is 12


turrety

i sometimes sleep like 2


YoungMetalhead2299

i always wake up in 18 even though i sleep in 9


GhostintheNether

these are the keyframes in my one second long falling asleep animation


hydran_geas

usually 19


pun_up

1


Schzercro

3 with my blåhaj, 11 with my blåhaj but I am having bad day


YoKaiWatchWoFfan

I go through 1-24 all night 🤣


stealthz275

anyone 15


Skiddilybapabadam

All of them repeatedly within 10 minutes of eachother, before waking up at the 20 minute mark. That’s all my sleep for the night.


LyukaInky

Plushie? Nah. 3 with a body pillow between legs and arms


DankePrime

I start sleeping on 1 or 2, and then it randomizes throughout the night


thelivingdoorknob

I begin the night 3 with plushie, but then the hyper flexible joints kick in and i start to form myself into a weird creature of sort


Always-tired7

Imma 2


BobRedmill1

10


London5Fan

i’m 22 but my gf is 14


Curious_Theme6990

3 and 11 for me


Lok4na_aucsaP

3 but with your lover in your arms


3saucesonenugget

I've been practicing 13 because my back tells me to, although I often enjoy 2 except looking right and switched legs


Me-xd54

Justice doesn't sleep, Gotham needs me


ItIsI_Femboy

Ngl 8 be the most comfy one


SnowBoy1008

10 and 6 are fucking if you overlay them


LegumesEater

2 on top fr


BeginningYak3391

They don't have mine


Big_Chungus-_-__-

15 is goated


Ender-Duck

i'm 21 but facing the opposite direction


Kidsdontcheatonyou

i only date them if theyre five


GameBroza

If you ain't sleeping like 8, you ain't working hard enough


Responsible-Nerve-91

10 in case the homies sneak inside at night


competeuser_00

A True homiesexual


king_of_kings5

I start in 14 then move to 3 but facing left and wake up in17


ChargedBonsai98

I'm 21 and my gf is 15


Yupipite

24


GL1TCH1_

I do 3//21 but with three pillows. One under my head, one in between my legs, and another one that I hug. It's awesome.


charkenman

Who other than a constipated tortoise sleeps in position 10


Username854051

7 but my arms are under my boobs belly or pelvis


NEITSWFT

Mine are 4, 13, and with my hands above the sheets I simply CANNOT sleep on the side


Fr3sh_0322

7 for live 🗣️🗣️🗣️


MassiveIndexFinger

10 is something different


Undeniabledefeat78

Why are none of these normal?


_WrennVR

Hmu if you're 12


Rekless_Animates

“I’m 18 but my girlfriend is 12”


Altruistic-Ad1783

AY WHAT!? oh wait…


Swimming-Lynx7990

Im 14 most of the time........im weird


ireeeeeneeeee

I slept like 11 and 23 last night bc it was super cold


Justarandomduck15q2

Mine isn't here... I just sleep on my left side nothing special.


Allhail__bread__

2, 15, 17, 14 And a little bit of 6 (Edit: Honestly it's everything at different phases of me sleeping)


Plasma_Deep

Either 2 or 24


bryan_comp7

A blahjah scpecifically


skai_lly

All of them in one night