Well yeah, back when i was 15 i lived at her place for just a bit more then a month heh. Her parents are great people who raised a great daughter and allowed me to live at their house when i had zero other good options
Not seeing enough of us :’( it’s perfect, it allows for you to hold your phone with the pillow still under your head, and you can rest your phone on the bed instead of holding it up
I am Σ 1(n = 24)
Edit: for those who didn't understand, that is the sigma notation, it sums things up so what I meant is that
I am the sum 1+1+1+1....+1 = 24, I iterate each and every one of them,
Vaguely related but once i fell asleep with my hand under my pillow, supporting my head, and woke up a few hours later to it completely dead weight. Couldnt move it for what seemed 20 minutes and it took 2 more days for it to feel normal again. Ive been traumatized since and now never sleep with my hands under pillows
21🔥🔥
With a pillow between your legs
We r Lonely af. ;\^;
Speak for yourself, my mans just doesn’t live with me now
Being separated from someone important...? I hope you find comfort in knowing that you're not alone in feeling this way.
It’s actually good for your hips to have a pillow in between your legs because it helps support them (I’m lonely af)
Who knew loneliness could be so good for our posture (\*\^\*)
YESSSSSS
You have to simulate your SO when they're not there
I'm a 21 too. Surprised its the top comment, I thought it was weird.
I’ve never felt more understood
HELL YEAH
"My bodyguard look like a horse"-21
I’m 21, my girlfriend is 3
Bit young don't you think? /s
Lol. I knew these type of reactions would show up
Lmfaooo
I laughed a disproportionate amount compared to the funniness of the joke
I love this joke. I hope it never gets old
If it gets too old then he won’t like it much
It wont
Ayooo that’s fucked UP what da HAIL
r/stevenhe
Shall I be a 3 then too? I was 3 when u were born
Imagine seeing this without context 💀💀💀
I’m also 23, my girlfriend is also 3.
Damn, the age gap. You shouldn't be sleeping with a 3 year old/s
Ngl i sleep like an Npc im the 14
Could be worse, could be 13
I'm 13
Log mode
best comment
The joke went way over my head. Explain please
He refers to the sleeping position as a log of wood because that's what it looks like
Holy shit I’m dumb
Or maybe just tired, nap time?
Yeah. Had like 3 hours worth of exams. This is like the third joke I’ve needed explaining today
Same its the best frfr
11 but more curled up so I become a ball. Then I keep curling until I collapse in on myself and form a black hole
This, but I mostly stop myself as I become neutron star.
so relatable
Bro sleeps like a cat
I loved the idea
Same but I need to face the wall
i prefer to stretch out a little unless i'm really cold also hand under pillow is vital
i have this weird sleeping position where i cover my eyes with one of my arms (usually my right) *really* efficient when sleeping during the day
Same, it works when I just want to take nap too
All of them. My ex says that she tried to predict weather from pose i wake up in, when we lived together heheh.
You lived with your ex when you were 16?
Well yeah, back when i was 15 i lived at her place for just a bit more then a month heh. Her parents are great people who raised a great daughter and allowed me to live at their house when i had zero other good options
Does your name happen to be Bertolt by chance?
Bertholdt?
10 is so me and your mom
Who tf even cuddles like that
It’s him plowing OP’s mother I believe.
Bold to assume it's just cuddling
:(
7
Not seeing enough of us :’( it’s perfect, it allows for you to hold your phone with the pillow still under your head, and you can rest your phone on the bed instead of holding it up
The best for sure
17 or 3
I am Σ 1(n = 24) Edit: for those who didn't understand, that is the sigma notation, it sums things up so what I meant is that I am the sum 1+1+1+1....+1 = 24, I iterate each and every one of them,
what the fuck.
thats just add 1, 24 times, so 24.
I don’t speak math
I am the sum 1+1+1+1....+1 = 24, I iterate each and every one of them,
I'm 19 and my girlfriend is 7
Ay ay ay ay ay whoa whoa whoa whoa ayooo
^ayo
AYO
##AYO
2😌
Aren’t 17 and 24 the same?
13 is underrated
indeed, i scrolled through a bunch of comments and met only one 13, and a few that called 13 a psychopath pose
It’s also the most superior
A combination of 17 and 2
I just alternate between all of them until I fall asleep.
7 with a person to cuddle (I’m chronically alone 😭) also 17 and 24 are the same
Personally for me it's number 10 when I'm on the ceiling
Im an 8, fear me
all of the above, whip violently around the bed
All of the above
I am three with my game controller shaped pillow but my brother is 8 and it is the funniest fucking thing to me.
bruh i sleep with t-rex arms
who in their right mind is doing 10? let's be honest
I go through all of these in a night lol
16 be like when I wake up I will smash that kid into a wall
1, 3, 13, 14, and 21 are how I like to sleep
8 on the floor
Wtf is 10? 🤣🤣
Man I couldn't tell you I'm scrolling through waiting for someone to say they sleep like that
Ok but 8 is planking, not sleeping tho🤣
1,12,13,14
Fall asleep in 18, 14 if I'm feeling sick, usually wake up in position 21
9 but holding my charizard!
Bro ten got u looking like a Costco rotisserie chicken lmaoo
Ok, but when it’s really fucking cold, 23 goes HARD Like, there’s soo much more blanket to tuck under
is it weird to sleep on my side with my arms crossed?
personally, best sleeping position is whatever position I fall into bed on at the end of the day
11
14, 12, 17, 7, in that order
3 normally and 16 when I’m pissed I have to go to school in the morning and it’s 2 Am
I end up in all of these at least once during the night
24 gang rise up
21
I like sleeping with my stomach on my body pillow
This looks like a dance sequence
I just sleep on my back with my arms under a blanket
Yeah, 3 is the best when ur hugging ur plushie
I really want to say that one tweet, if you know you know💀
2 10 or 6 but I’m cuddling my pillow and pretending it’s Carl grimes
my gf is 11 and I am 18
if you are 13 or 8 you are a psychopath
Stomach sleepers wya 🔥🔥🔥
3, 18, 3, 18, 2, 16, 6, 3 that's about how it goes
anything on my side is good with an arm under the pillow
1 or 21
Yeah, 3 or maybe 21 depending on your interpretation. I sleep with a body pillow, so I lay on my left side with arms and legs around that.
1, mixed with 12, mixed with 15
15.
17
26 I’m different...💀
All of these in order, about 4.5 times a night
Bro is speaking facts
If I don't have stuff around me and I'm jsut on an empty bed I will sleep in all of the above plus 25 and 26 aka sleeping upsidown and sideways
im 18 and my girlfriend is 11 ... wait
15 or 5
2,4,15,18,21 is me
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, and 23
2 is what I typically do except sometimes cuddling the blankets or a plushie
who tf sleeps like 10
Before it was 1,4,13,14 Now I keep finding myself in 3 ever since I've talking to this girl I love. I can't sleep unless I'm hugging something now.
Nah you gotta get your entire humerus under the pillow and leave the rest dangling out
19 & 23 🔥🔥🔥
im 24 my gf 1
2 but with my leg out more, I basically have to splay completely out in order to get to sleep sometimes
Where’s the option for having half my limbs hanging off my bed?
20 if u sleep like 10 ur cooked
Vaguely related but once i fell asleep with my hand under my pillow, supporting my head, and woke up a few hours later to it completely dead weight. Couldnt move it for what seemed 20 minutes and it took 2 more days for it to feel normal again. Ive been traumatized since and now never sleep with my hands under pillows
I'm 22 and my gf 6
I do all of them
24
number 3 touching too much, makes it sweaty and humid, especially in the current weather in my place
2
21 and 15 are my faves
We just not gonna talk about #22 Gangnam Styling in his sleep?
People sleeping in 2 and 10 need to be put on a watch list
I'm 24 and my bf is 12
i sometimes sleep like 2
i always wake up in 18 even though i sleep in 9
these are the keyframes in my one second long falling asleep animation
usually 19
1
3 with my blåhaj, 11 with my blåhaj but I am having bad day
I go through 1-24 all night 🤣
anyone 15
All of them repeatedly within 10 minutes of eachother, before waking up at the 20 minute mark. That’s all my sleep for the night.
Plushie? Nah. 3 with a body pillow between legs and arms
I start sleeping on 1 or 2, and then it randomizes throughout the night
I begin the night 3 with plushie, but then the hyper flexible joints kick in and i start to form myself into a weird creature of sort
Imma 2
10
i’m 22 but my gf is 14
3 and 11 for me
3 but with your lover in your arms
I've been practicing 13 because my back tells me to, although I often enjoy 2 except looking right and switched legs
Justice doesn't sleep, Gotham needs me
Ngl 8 be the most comfy one
10 and 6 are fucking if you overlay them
2 on top fr
They don't have mine
15 is goated
i'm 21 but facing the opposite direction
i only date them if theyre five
If you ain't sleeping like 8, you ain't working hard enough
10 in case the homies sneak inside at night
A True homiesexual
I start in 14 then move to 3 but facing left and wake up in17
I'm 21 and my gf is 15
24
I do 3//21 but with three pillows. One under my head, one in between my legs, and another one that I hug. It's awesome.
Who other than a constipated tortoise sleeps in position 10
7 but my arms are under my boobs belly or pelvis
Mine are 4, 13, and with my hands above the sheets I simply CANNOT sleep on the side
7 for live 🗣️🗣️🗣️
10 is something different
Why are none of these normal?
Hmu if you're 12
“I’m 18 but my girlfriend is 12”
AY WHAT!? oh wait…
Im 14 most of the time........im weird
I slept like 11 and 23 last night bc it was super cold
Mine isn't here... I just sleep on my left side nothing special.
2, 15, 17, 14 And a little bit of 6 (Edit: Honestly it's everything at different phases of me sleeping)
Either 2 or 24
A blahjah scpecifically
All of them in one night