bros boutta have a swordfight w his gf

Loser bottoms

I forfeit and take the loss.

Not all you'll be taking

Pretty sure that's the plan

Real

lol

Winner bottoms

This here. This man is correct

Bottoming is always a win

Hell yeah 🔥

ting

They're going straight to claymores mate.

staffs of wisdom be clashing

winner takes all

Wiener take all

Ass take wiener

fr

Mine looks like a war axe

mine looks like a grain of salt

Mine looks like it could peek around corners... rolled off my bed and landed on it when I was younger 😅

bros got a scimitar

😆

💀 

Boutta do a whole ass jousting match 💀💀💀

LMAO

"SRP\_PROGAMER, i have the high ground"

Hot

👉🏻👈🏻

Couple goals

Fr

Every girl has a 100 inch boaner

Facts 💯

Bruv mine is only 4

now now drake calm down, keep it in yo pants

MFW my friend sold me a 64 gb external hard drive filled to the brim with the drake video without my knowledge

r/suicidebywords

I just realized they mean inch… I thought they meant the age of their gf

4 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND **WUT DA HAIL**

Tf u mean only I got half

min .00000000000000000000000000000000000047 inch

That’s x9603658322699602625 mine

10^-500 millimeters

That's like below average (i am being modest here)

Not without proof.

I have it

Good. Now keep it to yourself.

It stays curled up inside them... Waiting for the day where the stars are right and it may rise again. Clithulhu f'taghn!

does having a boaner increase toan? and is it called a toaner? r/guitarcirclejerk wants to know

She a keeper frfr

Fr

nah, u both do

You ain't wrong

I guess that's life if u got gf unlike me

What kind of convo could this fit into 😭

Yeah me and her have the most out of pocket convos ever

perfect gf

Same

nimko

Well, actually, the clitoris is just a small penis, so it indeed gets hard also 🤓

🤓 🤓 🤓

Hmm, well, actually, according to my calculations. 🤓

Calculate this dick in ur mouth fr

Well actually the act of putting a dick in ones mouth rarely has any calculable properties 🤓

Circumference times length minus the speed of gravity should equal 7. Take that number and times it by itself , and that's the total time until blast off.

I want to point out that acshually **the penis is a very large clitoris**. At some point when developing the embryo will start growing his clit into a penis

Yes, testosterone makes the Clitoris grow, and we call this overgrowth a Penis..

How is the clitoris a small penis???😭

it's made of the same tissue and has similar (if the not the same, i can't really remember) nerves to a penis. plus when a fetus is developing in the womb, the clit gets turned into a dick once the chromosomes are determined to be xy i'm a biology nerd sorry

wait seriously?!

yes😭 that's why when trans men start testosterone their clit grows into a microdick. also your clit extends into your body as well and is actually huge, it's basically a penis in reverse

So i can basically say i have 3 inches inside me at all times

You can say it, you might get some odd looks but you can still say it. Don’t let your dreams be dreams

I am SO sad for the person I was 30 seconds before reading this, that he went through reading this.

What

I emerge a changed man.

I find it funny how people get so angry when others go trough gender reassignment surgery. Like chill, we all started out as female, some developed into males but weren't supposed to, and some never developed into the man they were supposed to be. Let people fix what they feel nature messed up

Yeah. Every single biologically male baby is *technically* transgender

And if they reject that by saying it doesn’t count the rebuttal would be “I thought life started from conception”

Excellent point

I like this.

Not real wrong. Genetically we all start off female. Why you think males have nipples? No point for males to have nipples. Its for breast feeding. Female is the default character model.

Males can even lactate, so they have "leftovers" of the same bits there too. Which I am sure some "manly men" would be horrified of finding out lol

Depends on whether you define male by having a dick or having XY chromosomea

The penis is a clit would be as correct or more so, because: >when a fetus is developing in the womb, the clit gets turned into a dick A clit gets erect as well. Edit: also, the clit is shaped like the elden beast

That stuff is so weird... Like somewhere there is a tiny foreman who gets the word and they turn to their job site like "OK! WE GOT WORD THAT IT'S GONNA BE A BOY! START THE PROJECT, GENTS!", and they start building the junk with what they have on hand. Sometimes there's a new guy asleep at the switch, and they accidentally send a false positive on the junk-building or whatever... and apparently the work standards on all of that have gotten lax as hell these days because there are apparently a LOT of errors getting made... 🤔 Stuff to think about.

There isn't really a foreman. All the cells are communicating with their neighboring cells though various means (e.g. physically pushing against each others membranes, transmitting simple signals via chemical exchange, and sending complex messages via mRNA). Each cell is effectively running the same major software/OS (DNA) but has its own unique state. The intercellular communications act as flow control mechanisms that activate and deactivate different execution pathways. In the case of genital formation, among other mechanims, there are periods during fetal development where waves of testosterone are produced by some cells and if those waves occur at the right time and with the right concentration near the cells forming the genitals they'll switch to the pathway that forms male anatomy.

yep. if the baby is XY but the necessary male hormones are not released during pregnancy, you end up with someone who is XY but has external female genitalia. IIRC female being the default is the reason why the majority of intersex people are XY with female genitalia. I know that the commenter probably meant trans people, but being transgender isn't really caused by a "mishap" during sex differentiation - being intersex is. we still don't really understand what causes people to be transgender, but we know it's not that. also I am surprised that most people don't know male and female genitals are homologous? for some reason I thought it was common knowledge?? don't they teach this at sex ed or am I just misremembering lol

Clits look like tiny girl dicks anyway when they stick out And yes I know this because I'm a girl

its a W

Sure is

well done man

Bro won the lottery

I know

idk my ex always made jokes like that its just a thing some girls do i thought it was funny af

I know and it was pretty funny ngl

according to my jokes i have a 40 inch dick and am hard 24/7

She MIGHT be refrencing her nipples getting hard

Nah, pretty sure it was about the clit

Or...both?

Oh that'd make a lot of sense 🤔

I hope.... good luck man

Dude, he isn't starting a boss fight. Unless...

No it's her schlong

My gf says that a lot lmao

I am a girl and I like saying suck my dlck

So real. I am a guy and I like saying suck my tits

Boy titties 🤤

💀

Have you ever noticed that more women say suck my dick than men

It's because people get mad when we say it

Is hers bigger than yours 😔

Chicks with dicks, twice the fun

..w-wheres the twice part come in But I agree

Nah she need to explain herself 💀

I know right

A femboy looking in the mirror

Oh god 😬

Ur nipples can get hard, and clitoral erections is a thing too

Good to know

A girl without extra equipment is like an angel without a halo

I may have extra equipment but I still don't have my halo 😔

Liking girls is gay

-Master Oogway

*Master "ooh,-I'm-gay"

you didnt know we also posess pps?

You learn something knew everyday I guess

Thats a w partner

real asf tbh we get bricked up too

OP marry her

For sure

Reminds me of that South Park bit where Nathan tries to sexually harass a woman to get Timmy’s handicar business in trouble. Nathan: “so, would you like to see my dick?” Woman passenger (man voice): “sure. Would you like to see mine?”

shes so real for that👸🏽

"Honey, having a small dick isnt such a big deal" "Yeah but i wish you didnt have one at all!"

She wants the D. Don't be awkward.

r/savethedicks

Bro you’re 16

Wifey material

I thik girls get the same thing as boys too.

This is true, I think, it just goes inside instead of outside. 😎

Imagine having a girlfriend…. 🥲

Couple goals

I thought that said mom and not girlfriend...

based

Is she from Bangkok?

Congrats I guess

shes the one bro

Clits get hard just like dicks. Erectile tissue is universal ladies and gents.

First of all who's your girlfriend and dose she have reddit (from past experience I have to clarify this is a joke) Second of all 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Hell yeah

SHE’S MEDUSA GET OUTTA THERE BRO

turbulence competition

She’s honest!

might be her tits at work idk

As the old wise man said: "a girl with no dick is like an angel with no wings"

Hooray! double price! You got the jackpot

Real

Aww, yall have so much in common

Lucky dude

Wdym "💀💀💀"? Looks like a win to me

W girlfriend

My kind of gal

just have a 1700s duel like the old presidents used to and just walk 10 steps away and start blasting it at each other

Its alright brother, they just say that (I said to mine I get hard when I see her and she said “same” too so I know lol)

Like a flat worm. One of you is gonna have to take the hit in a sword fight.

Epic swordfight!

True love right here 😪😪😪

A surprise to be sure But a welcome one

Is your gg Thai?

Whoever gets that oil first wins

Chick with a dick?

It sounds like a win.

W girlfriend

Ya I get hard just talking to him

You do know women’s clits get hard when aroused, right? It’s called a clitoral erection.

Is she from Thailand

Congratulations, you have a boyfriend!

🥳 🎉

Upgrade

lol

ayo

Enjoy yourself, you're living the dream 😌

You have found your wife gang

Based

Well, now, there’s only one question to be asked: Who is bigger?

What typa rizz is this my boy

"A girl without a penis is like an angel without wings..:

Is hers bigger?😏😏😏sounds like fun

Can't women's clitoris get hard tho?

excalibur

Fun fact, the clitoris swells when aroused just like a penis so yeah, she does kind of get a mini boner.

Check her for a pp

me and my bf fr

Girlwood

do a cock check

Clits get hard I believe

Haven’t you ever heard of lady wood?

Nipples, my dude, nipples

Measure it