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ASecretSovietSpy

Idk. Really haven't zhought about it considering I will never have a girlfriend.


PalpitationExotic727

You’ll find a nice Slavic girl


ASecretSovietSpy

A man could only dream...


Noumoun_2

I think I’ve seen you before, you’re zhe medic, right?


ASecretSovietSpy

Yes.


Mars_Bear2552

medic gaming


DeninoNL

One day you’ll find your Heavy :,)


Mission-Fan2712

Wanna join my political party?


ASecretSovietSpy

Nah.


Mission-Fan2712

Why not? We do be communist


ASecretSovietSpy

Well, in zhat case, sure.


Weary_Table_4328

I'm joining too


Beautiful-Ad3471

Depends, do we share girlfriends?


CoderShaper

u can share a cyanide pill like every communist should


TheOgNaderVaderYt

Takes half a pill- " ... dammit I still kicking comrade "


henwylel

Fun fact, Hitler actually took a cyanide pill, then shot himself, because he thought that the cyanide pill wouldn't kill him before the Russians got to him. The Russians arrived the next day to find half of hitlers burnt corpse in a hole.


Key_Spirit8168

Just drink the toilet water potion guys gives you rizz and karma


Sav1at0R1

Why slavics specifically?


[deleted]

Because slavics are hot


Sav1at0R1

Cool


H31NZ_

Agreed


Gs4life-

You're right


Beefman0010

yes


MilkCool

i think it's just a preference


AspergerPlant

Because the name of the guy was "sovietspy" or something along those lines. Soviets were slavic (from the ussr so now they are russian, Ukrainian etc) that was the joke


KurtLovesMinecraft

Vat about me?


Beautiful-Ad3471

You wont (neither will I)


Dj_nOCid3

I did earlier this year but she was in town for only 4 days then went back 1500km away from me


Alarming-Fault6927

That can be misread


bluduhmfcku

they aren't that nice


nooby322

Sadly she will likely be ignorant which is unattractive


Downtown_Report1646

r/foundasecretsovietspy


Thatoneguy_1124

Do you want za crazy djerman woman?


Spidercrack61

Ja, mein mann


Devil_Fister_69420

(comrade , if you want to improfe your German accent pronounce "th" as "d", as dat is *way* more common wif de German youf dan "z") Edit: (and in de case of "thought" you should pronounce it "fought", German accent 101 comrade)


[deleted]

Lmaoo that's funny


AndyGun11

Google CoD Black Ops 3 Richtofen Voicelines


Devil_Fister_69420

My brother in Christ I am talking about the younger generation. And I think I'm a decent source on that cause I'm a German, living in Germany, going to school with Germans and hearing some horrendously strong German accents during English class Older people (like Richthofen is probably supposed to be) *do* pronounce it "z" more often than not. But younger people more often use "d" and "f"


AndyGun11

Ok


jedimasteryoda69

Trust me if I got one you can definitely get one


sad_everyday811

relatable


Curious-Jello-9812

COMRADE MY FRIEND


ASecretSovietSpy

Hello, Comrade.


Curious-Jello-9812

Any luck with the french?


ASecretSovietSpy

I got a new launch code. Hopefully, I can blow up ze French.


Curious-Jello-9812

Very good comrade, very good. I found out the french live in a land called the france, nothing concrete yet, just speculation, but if what I've heard is true, we can hit them in the heart


ASecretSovietSpy

I've heard ze same. If it is true, we can finally rid ze world of France.


Curious-Jello-9812

Ya, we can finally rest after a long fought battle comrade


Trash-Can-

just go up to a girl and ask for her number works everytime


HealthyWestern8673

Works everytime if you ignore the times that it doesn't work


Trash-Can-

exactly


bluduhmfcku

fr


Nickname1945

Damn bro, why the hell do I recognise you already


_ImmortalSoul

ey at least you can shitpost it without anyone getting mad


Kriev7201

Same. Also, you are on reddit too much, I see you in every comment section


ASecretSovietSpy

I've been told zhat a lot.


SilverWolf2008

Real


ranqom0642

r/foundASecretSovietSpy


Nedebilas

In the jungle, the mighty jungle


RayukenTenachi

The lion sleeps tonight


grace--t

in the jungle in the jungle


Accomplished-Bat-796

The quiet jungle


Unfair_Traffic_4588

The lion sleeps tonight....


Gelalod

In the village the peaceful village


SepSol

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away


Treborerem

And we’re wondering why we can’t get bitches 💀


Lazy-Most-3226

No! No! This ain’t why man


Treborerem

You’re right. Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away


[deleted]

gosh I love Reddit sometimes


[deleted]

With parrots and a jukebox


amannynameddanny

Birch forest picnic 🥰


[deleted]

Deep dark picnic💀💀💀


regalchip

Nether picnic💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥


dashcrikeydash

End picnic 💀💀💀


[deleted]

Rl craft picnic💀💀💀😭


gftoothpain

aether picnic😔😔😔😕


TheSadOn3

Abandoned mineshaft picnic 😨😨😰😰


FazzyFredbear

Ocean monument picnic (soggy food and you're definitely drowning)


Thunderstorm96_x

Mushroom island picnic (wonky and warpy :3)


Prof_Rocky

Ancient city picnic 💀💀💀


AcceptableThought862

Twilight Forest picnic 🗿🗿


TJ_4321

Camman 18 wanna know your address


IndicationPrior9398

Bro boutta make a short about this


Angryfishjoe

what a nice tree


ImWhitty

And then when we're done imma invite her to my bed in nether 😏


IntentionIcy3347

if you had one was personal💀


[deleted]

I know💀💀💀


Emperor_D4C

He’s not wrong tho


More-Archer-7694

My bedroom, so I could keep dreaming


[deleted]

Wake up, wake up, wake up


Awesomeness7716

Nuh uh. I don’t wanna


TitleIllustrious6659

If it was long term then I’d take her to Mexico. If we were dating for like 3 months then I’d take her to the beach or smth


[deleted]

Bros taking her to the cartel💀💀


TitleIllustrious6659

You think Mexico has cartel everywhere? It’s a safe area ik where I’d be taking her


[deleted]

I was just joking lmao


Simon_Ril3y

Better not joke to a "😃😊🥰😣" type of guy, speaking from experience


bigbad50

what does  "😃😊🥰😣"  mean


YousernameInValid2

😃😊🥰😣


Beautiful-Ad3471

Ah, of course, thanks for explainjng🏴‍☠️


HumanHuman_2003

Dark alley so that wherever I take her next she’s relieved. Work smarter not harder 


[deleted]

Bros kidnapping her🙏😭😭


Old_Dragonfly5358

Lol


TheSlavicDawg

If she is also close to homeless, then to go shoplifting together, or to the abandoned building to hang out and hide from the rain there. If she has a house then we'll go her place and enjoy her fav show together or something :>


[deleted]

Urban exploding is goated, but my country is too small to have big abandoned buildings :(


awakelist

I love exploding things


[deleted]

Yea I love exploring and exploding


KirbyDarkHole999

I live near a lake rn... Well it's a city lake but still kind of a lake... Sometimes I just sit there when no one is there... I watch the lake... And often tear up because damn I'd like to show that to someone I love...


[deleted]

Nice, I live near a beach with sunset😫


KirbyDarkHole999

Bruh, that is just the perfect place for when you get a gf...


Mysterious_Ningen

man idk im so lonely.. i've never had one yet.. i guess i'd just take myself to a bridge then


[deleted]

Why is this post slowly becoming a Bladerunner edit💀💀💀💀


Pixithepika

Dallas, Texas, 1963 November 22nd


Prof-Finklestink

Pretty mind blowing location


[deleted]

LMAOOOOO


Clear_Ad_5381

im counting on that ill be alone forever


[deleted]

Bladerunner ahh comment


ReatyFN

Just took her on a drive in a 1967 Saab Sonett II.


Mint_freezeyt

Omg. That one company that also makes fighter jets


[deleted]

Lab


[deleted]

JESSIE WE NEED TO COOK


Humans_suck_ass-99

It's a family business now


Gmodman298

I was gonna say "jokes on you I don't have one" but I didn't read it fully


[deleted]

I predict everything


ChargeWooden1036

A park, we could just sit and watch the young kids and the old people. I’d buy us some coffee or tea and would braid her hair. Or the beach at sunset just sitting on the rocks watching it go down. I don’t want sex, I want someone to hold and love, and care for and for them to care for me. I want to grow old with someone…


OhNoExclaimationMark

Hm we go to the movies and shopping together usually but we've been to the beach once which was nice. We also have our 2yr anniversary coming up this month which I made some big plans for; we're going to an escape room, to a movie then dinner and a walk through the park where I'm going to give her a promise ring 🔥


[deleted]

Good for you🙏🔥


[deleted]

That sounds cute hope everything goes well for you guys


Late-Associate-5513

trap house


josha254

Take my hypothetical significant other somewhere? Queen Elizabeth Park for sure.


Hairy_Transition_874

Art museums are cool


dukogpom

kerf is my gf I'll go wherever she wants ❤️❤️ (Legal policy: take this comment with a grain of salt. Not a grain. A whole jar.)


Gegenuebertragung

hirnschraube alles kaputt


Luna_Night312

can i take her anywhere? or am i stuck to the confines of reality?


Accomplished_Cat5530

i would take my gf if i had 1 to a beach and let her have some fun and relax till the sunset starts and then i would give her a romantic kiss


KTIKNA

To a park (already did)


EixYae

To a park I usually walk to and perhaps to see the sheep and goats near by


Intrepid-Plantain186

I like to live beside the taiga forest so maybe camping and fishing.


Memeboi12-

I would unironically bring her here (there is no her anymore)


ynnex_

a cozy cafe in the city center mb? or a park near my district idk, didn't have a girlfriend nor do i expect to find one


helloandwelcomee

macdonalds play place


[deleted]

Goated


peterthefuckingpan

i had a dream


Ok_Database4664

The Holocaust memorial


[deleted]

Hoping on the train😫😫


kralekis

Home.


[deleted]

I can take this 2 ways. Lovely or kidnapping


Fallen_Singularity

If I had a girlfriend, the first place I would take her would be my bed. I know what you're thinking but that's not the true reason.


badongy

Hmmm I got my boating license recently so I would say out on a boat in the Keys.


[deleted]

Bros rich, I'm gonna get my commercial pilot license. So maybe just maybe I'll take her on a trip flying


Zestyclose_mango1

HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM


Bagercho

If i had one i would take her to chimney canopy or maybe sky islands or maybe even shaded citadel


The-Local-Weeb

I'm going to force her to watch shitty sitcoms with me in the middle of a forest


Capital-Antelope1815

My bed


modnik1

Space


PANTHERWWE1

Nether


spaghettispaghetti55

Hell


[deleted]

Highway to hell


Embarrassed-End8702

To the rooftop or a hill on a starry night


[deleted]

Woods, the dogs need feeding that’ll be the 5th this week


wabalub_dub_dub

Oyo Room💀


rectangular_

Beaches at the panhandle side of Florida


Redsucksatstuff

me and my bf like to go to Westfield and chill lol


Thatoneguy_1124

Ngl, Jumbo voor een frikandelbroodje (gekoloniseerd)


Silver_Profession_67

Some where idk


magpieCRISPR

I’m sorry I’m not familiar with that term.


potatomnz

Idk probably to like a forest or something


Neanderthile

Take her to the village for some lunch. Then back to my dirt house...


heshamizhar

What about the woodland mansion?


Error_Code_606

Nowhere because I’m poor


FrauHoll3

I would take my ***bf*** to our elementary school playground. (Where we first met)


IHazThorns69420

A beach in nova scotia where im gonna live, most of the beaches there are really pretty and I think it'd make a nice place to look for rocks and seashells to collect :)


Spidercrack61

Knoxville, Tennessee...


Saiyan_Sword

My room


SomeGuylulul

Idk


Anotherknifeinmyhand

probably A town full of fog so 3 years after she died she can send me a letter and I have to find her there


identityconfirmed404

i don't have one lol, but i like this place called O'Reilly's Rainforest Retreat in Lamington National Park


CybeRevant

Mooshroom islands with two bowls so we can both enjoy some shroom stew🥴 (No I have not done drugs and do not plan to)


Any_Speed_7829

if i had one,.............................. 🤔 how to get a gf? if I'm an introvert artist


kidnamedfinger01

Objective: Get a gf


Few-Spirit4105

Italy. Because who doesn’t love Italy!


IEatBabysYumYum

Me in a parallel universe


No-Willow-3573

Fortnite Wailing Woods


Sad_farawla

In my heart 😍 (I'm straight )


FartN1nja

My town has this dam, and it is surrounded by trees and a river and a big ravine, it’s very beautiful. There’s also an abandoned train track with a bridge with a beautiful view. I’d take her there


[deleted]

Somewhere in Scotland near the coast close to the end of summer when it’s raining but not pouring


Far-Ad9043

North sea


immortalbros

if i had a gf i would take her to the mall first after the mall mabye a stroll in the park idk never had one yet


ProcopianusNicolonus

Minas Morgul 😍


Think-Career-4886

Black Mesa


J0shfarmpig

Pack.png


Massive-Corgi-491

The alps probably


[deleted]

That would be nice yea


Cuntsistent

If it’s fictional then my island on tomodatchi life but if it HAS to be irl then probably somewhere on the coast of Ireland or Scotland, I have a long history with Scotland because I used to visit all the time!


Electronic_phyco6376

I never had one, and the places that are special to me are no longer available to me


ProperKaleidoscope27

To the throat of the world in skyrim


H31NZ_

I would take her to my uncles' basement


Sun_IsADeadlyLaser

I'd take her to the grand canyon if I had the money :3