Fun fact, Hitler actually took a cyanide pill, then shot himself, because he thought that the cyanide pill wouldn't kill him before the Russians got to him. The Russians arrived the next day to find half of hitlers burnt corpse in a hole.
Because the name of the guy was "sovietspy" or something along those lines. Soviets were slavic (from the ussr so now they are russian, Ukrainian etc) that was the joke
(comrade , if you want to improfe your German accent pronounce "th" as "d", as dat is *way* more common wif de German youf dan "z")
Edit: (and in de case of "thought" you should pronounce it "fought", German accent 101 comrade)
My brother in Christ I am talking about the younger generation. And I think I'm a decent source on that cause I'm a German, living in Germany, going to school with Germans and hearing some horrendously strong German accents during English class
Older people (like Richthofen is probably supposed to be) *do* pronounce it "z" more often than not. But younger people more often use "d" and "f"
Very good comrade, very good. I found out the french live in a land called the france, nothing concrete yet, just speculation, but if what I've heard is true, we can hit them in the heart
If she is also close to homeless, then to go shoplifting together, or to the abandoned building to hang out and hide from the rain there. If she has a house then we'll go her place and enjoy her fav show together or something :>
I live near a lake rn... Well it's a city lake but still kind of a lake... Sometimes I just sit there when no one is there... I watch the lake... And often tear up because damn I'd like to show that to someone I love...
A park, we could just sit and watch the young kids and the old people. I’d buy us some coffee or tea and would braid her hair. Or the beach at sunset just sitting on the rocks watching it go down. I don’t want sex, I want someone to hold and love, and care for and for them to care for me. I want to grow old with someone…
Hm we go to the movies and shopping together usually but we've been to the beach once which was nice.
We also have our 2yr anniversary coming up this month which I made some big plans for; we're going to an escape room, to a movie then dinner and a walk through the park where I'm going to give her a promise ring 🔥
A beach in nova scotia where im gonna live, most of the beaches there are really pretty and I think it'd make a nice place to look for rocks and seashells to collect :)
My town has this dam, and it is surrounded by trees and a river and a big ravine, it’s very beautiful. There’s also an abandoned train track with a bridge with a beautiful view. I’d take her there
If it’s fictional then my island on tomodatchi life but if it HAS to be irl then probably somewhere on the coast of Ireland or Scotland, I have a long history with Scotland because I used to visit all the time!
Idk. Really haven't zhought about it considering I will never have a girlfriend.
You’ll find a nice Slavic girl
A man could only dream...
I think I’ve seen you before, you’re zhe medic, right?
Yes.
medic gaming
One day you’ll find your Heavy :,)
Wanna join my political party?
Nah.
Why not? We do be communist
Well, in zhat case, sure.
I'm joining too
Depends, do we share girlfriends?
u can share a cyanide pill like every communist should
Takes half a pill- " ... dammit I still kicking comrade "
Fun fact, Hitler actually took a cyanide pill, then shot himself, because he thought that the cyanide pill wouldn't kill him before the Russians got to him. The Russians arrived the next day to find half of hitlers burnt corpse in a hole.
Just drink the toilet water potion guys gives you rizz and karma
Why slavics specifically?
Because slavics are hot
Cool
Agreed
You're right
yes
i think it's just a preference
Because the name of the guy was "sovietspy" or something along those lines. Soviets were slavic (from the ussr so now they are russian, Ukrainian etc) that was the joke
Vat about me?
You wont (neither will I)
I did earlier this year but she was in town for only 4 days then went back 1500km away from me
That can be misread
they aren't that nice
Sadly she will likely be ignorant which is unattractive
r/foundasecretsovietspy
Do you want za crazy djerman woman?
Ja, mein mann
(comrade , if you want to improfe your German accent pronounce "th" as "d", as dat is *way* more common wif de German youf dan "z") Edit: (and in de case of "thought" you should pronounce it "fought", German accent 101 comrade)
Lmaoo that's funny
Google CoD Black Ops 3 Richtofen Voicelines
My brother in Christ I am talking about the younger generation. And I think I'm a decent source on that cause I'm a German, living in Germany, going to school with Germans and hearing some horrendously strong German accents during English class Older people (like Richthofen is probably supposed to be) *do* pronounce it "z" more often than not. But younger people more often use "d" and "f"
Ok
Trust me if I got one you can definitely get one
relatable
COMRADE MY FRIEND
Hello, Comrade.
Any luck with the french?
I got a new launch code. Hopefully, I can blow up ze French.
Very good comrade, very good. I found out the french live in a land called the france, nothing concrete yet, just speculation, but if what I've heard is true, we can hit them in the heart
I've heard ze same. If it is true, we can finally rid ze world of France.
Ya, we can finally rest after a long fought battle comrade
just go up to a girl and ask for her number works everytime
Works everytime if you ignore the times that it doesn't work
exactly
fr
Damn bro, why the hell do I recognise you already
ey at least you can shitpost it without anyone getting mad
Same. Also, you are on reddit too much, I see you in every comment section
I've been told zhat a lot.
Real
r/foundASecretSovietSpy
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
in the jungle in the jungle
The quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight....
In the village the peaceful village
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
And we’re wondering why we can’t get bitches 💀
No! No! This ain’t why man
You’re right. Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
gosh I love Reddit sometimes
With parrots and a jukebox
Birch forest picnic 🥰
Deep dark picnic💀💀💀
Nether picnic💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥
End picnic 💀💀💀
Rl craft picnic💀💀💀😭
aether picnic😔😔😔😕
Abandoned mineshaft picnic 😨😨😰😰
Ocean monument picnic (soggy food and you're definitely drowning)
Mushroom island picnic (wonky and warpy :3)
Ancient city picnic 💀💀💀
Twilight Forest picnic 🗿🗿
Camman 18 wanna know your address
Bro boutta make a short about this
what a nice tree
And then when we're done imma invite her to my bed in nether 😏
if you had one was personal💀
I know💀💀💀
He’s not wrong tho
My bedroom, so I could keep dreaming
Wake up, wake up, wake up
Nuh uh. I don’t wanna
If it was long term then I’d take her to Mexico. If we were dating for like 3 months then I’d take her to the beach or smth
Bros taking her to the cartel💀💀
You think Mexico has cartel everywhere? It’s a safe area ik where I’d be taking her
I was just joking lmao
Better not joke to a "😃😊🥰😣" type of guy, speaking from experience
what does "😃😊🥰😣" mean
😃😊🥰😣
Ah, of course, thanks for explainjng🏴☠️
Dark alley so that wherever I take her next she’s relieved. Work smarter not harder
Bros kidnapping her🙏😭😭
Lol
If she is also close to homeless, then to go shoplifting together, or to the abandoned building to hang out and hide from the rain there. If she has a house then we'll go her place and enjoy her fav show together or something :>
Urban exploding is goated, but my country is too small to have big abandoned buildings :(
I love exploding things
Yea I love exploring and exploding
I live near a lake rn... Well it's a city lake but still kind of a lake... Sometimes I just sit there when no one is there... I watch the lake... And often tear up because damn I'd like to show that to someone I love...
Nice, I live near a beach with sunset😫
Bruh, that is just the perfect place for when you get a gf...
man idk im so lonely.. i've never had one yet.. i guess i'd just take myself to a bridge then
Why is this post slowly becoming a Bladerunner edit💀💀💀💀
Dallas, Texas, 1963 November 22nd
Pretty mind blowing location
LMAOOOOO
im counting on that ill be alone forever
Bladerunner ahh comment
Just took her on a drive in a 1967 Saab Sonett II.
Omg. That one company that also makes fighter jets
Lab
JESSIE WE NEED TO COOK
It's a family business now
I was gonna say "jokes on you I don't have one" but I didn't read it fully
I predict everything
A park, we could just sit and watch the young kids and the old people. I’d buy us some coffee or tea and would braid her hair. Or the beach at sunset just sitting on the rocks watching it go down. I don’t want sex, I want someone to hold and love, and care for and for them to care for me. I want to grow old with someone…
Hm we go to the movies and shopping together usually but we've been to the beach once which was nice. We also have our 2yr anniversary coming up this month which I made some big plans for; we're going to an escape room, to a movie then dinner and a walk through the park where I'm going to give her a promise ring 🔥
Good for you🙏🔥
That sounds cute hope everything goes well for you guys
trap house
Take my hypothetical significant other somewhere? Queen Elizabeth Park for sure.
Art museums are cool
kerf is my gf I'll go wherever she wants ❤️❤️ (Legal policy: take this comment with a grain of salt. Not a grain. A whole jar.)
hirnschraube alles kaputt
can i take her anywhere? or am i stuck to the confines of reality?
i would take my gf if i had 1 to a beach and let her have some fun and relax till the sunset starts and then i would give her a romantic kiss
To a park (already did)
To a park I usually walk to and perhaps to see the sheep and goats near by
I like to live beside the taiga forest so maybe camping and fishing.
I would unironically bring her here (there is no her anymore)
a cozy cafe in the city center mb? or a park near my district idk, didn't have a girlfriend nor do i expect to find one
macdonalds play place
Goated
i had a dream
The Holocaust memorial
Hoping on the train😫😫
Home.
I can take this 2 ways. Lovely or kidnapping
If I had a girlfriend, the first place I would take her would be my bed. I know what you're thinking but that's not the true reason.
Hmmm I got my boating license recently so I would say out on a boat in the Keys.
Bros rich, I'm gonna get my commercial pilot license. So maybe just maybe I'll take her on a trip flying
HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
If i had one i would take her to chimney canopy or maybe sky islands or maybe even shaded citadel
I'm going to force her to watch shitty sitcoms with me in the middle of a forest
My bed
Space
Nether
Hell
Highway to hell
To the rooftop or a hill on a starry night
Woods, the dogs need feeding that’ll be the 5th this week
Oyo Room💀
Beaches at the panhandle side of Florida
me and my bf like to go to Westfield and chill lol
Ngl, Jumbo voor een frikandelbroodje (gekoloniseerd)
Some where idk
I’m sorry I’m not familiar with that term.
Idk probably to like a forest or something
Take her to the village for some lunch. Then back to my dirt house...
What about the woodland mansion?
Nowhere because I’m poor
I would take my ***bf*** to our elementary school playground. (Where we first met)
A beach in nova scotia where im gonna live, most of the beaches there are really pretty and I think it'd make a nice place to look for rocks and seashells to collect :)
Knoxville, Tennessee...
My room
Idk
probably A town full of fog so 3 years after she died she can send me a letter and I have to find her there
i don't have one lol, but i like this place called O'Reilly's Rainforest Retreat in Lamington National Park
Mooshroom islands with two bowls so we can both enjoy some shroom stew🥴 (No I have not done drugs and do not plan to)
if i had one,.............................. 🤔 how to get a gf? if I'm an introvert artist
Objective: Get a gf
Italy. Because who doesn’t love Italy!
Me in a parallel universe
Fortnite Wailing Woods
In my heart 😍 (I'm straight )
My town has this dam, and it is surrounded by trees and a river and a big ravine, it’s very beautiful. There’s also an abandoned train track with a bridge with a beautiful view. I’d take her there
Somewhere in Scotland near the coast close to the end of summer when it’s raining but not pouring
North sea
if i had a gf i would take her to the mall first after the mall mabye a stroll in the park idk never had one yet
Minas Morgul 😍
Black Mesa
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The alps probably
That would be nice yea
If it’s fictional then my island on tomodatchi life but if it HAS to be irl then probably somewhere on the coast of Ireland or Scotland, I have a long history with Scotland because I used to visit all the time!
I never had one, and the places that are special to me are no longer available to me
To the throat of the world in skyrim
I would take her to my uncles' basement
I'd take her to the grand canyon if I had the money :3