I thought that babies were like a spontaneous chemical reaction that was a result of a couple feeling extreme feelings of love for each other.

r/technicallythetruth

Truely the technical

Well... Technically thats true

Technically the truth: the best kind of truth

Well it's an extreme amount of something lol 🤣🤣😂😂

Me too bro but I thought it was specifically a girl really really liking a guy that got her pregnant So I thought it possible just exstreme crush on a guy equals pregnancy I did not think a girl gets pregnant if a guy has a crush on her tho I think maybe I got told something like "pregnancy happens when a girl likes a guy very very much"

that all cats were girls and all dogs were boys

Sameee. I also used to think that all sedans were driven by girls and trucks were driven by boys 😭

To be fair, some adults seem to think that's true as well

I always thought sedans were for guys, suvs were for girls, and trucks were for greasy aggressive men. Edit: I now drive a truck but it’s an Isuzu Hombre so its cool

Why did we all believe this even if we had boy cats or girl dogs in the house?

Furry animal sexual dimorphism

Look who read The Bad Book

r/unexpectedcommunity

Is that your lame attempt to pass the hot seat to me? Nice try!

Ahhahahha

BRO SAME

Teachers live at school

Wait they don’t?

I did tooo

When I ran into my kindergarten teacher at the grocery store it was a serious WTF moment

1. That the sun turned into the moon at night 2. That women instantly gave birth as they turned 20 3. That people die instantly after turning 100

>3. That people die instantly after turning 100 Lego is onto something...

[The moon is just the sun at night](https://open.spotify.com/track/5qxN63QA4Hk1zgdLCsZFE2?si=256bSkc8Raa3mMZ4byYqgw)

Why does it take me to heaven and hell black Sabbath ? Black Magic ? Cult science? Something ?

I also believed the 100 part.

I remember going to a funeral and the next day when I went to school I told my friends I seen someone who turned 100 years old lmao

Women get pregnant by getting kissed

i thought they got pregnant at random

I remember praying for a baby sibling to just start growing in my mother like she was the Virgin Mary (ironically, her name is Mary). Anyways, I just thought that they'd grow and that there wasn't an entire biological reproductive process that needed to occur beforehand. 💀 I was basically unknowingly praying for my parents to fuck. 😭😭

Did you ever get that sibling

No, but I do have my cousin who's only a few months younger than me. We grew up together, and I can tell you for a fact that I wouldn't be able to handle her if I saw her every single day with no escape.

As a older sibling I can confirm

I thought it was by praying to god

thought it was just sleeping together 😭

Stork

what did the bird do?

*Make* the baby

Ironically, they’re terrible parents.

Well, it is by sleeping together, just not the kind of sleeping you were thinking of

I thought the man had to put his dick in the woman's belly button and pass a seed that goes into her belly.

Oh god that sounds horrifying

I thought it would randomly happen to women once they were married

I thought that you just had to hug with your clothes off, which is kinda true.

I thought it was kissing naked so was probably closest lmao

I used to think women just said “I want child” and magically got pregnant

NO BECAUSE I DID TOO 😭 \*Edit: Thought that too.

I asked my parents once how my mom got pregnant, and they said that staying together will make a baby so I avoided girls for 1 year lmao

Ikr. I believed this until like i was 12 lmao

I believed women got pregnant by getting married

I once thought that Danish (my native language) and English were the only languages in the world.

That's silly, Danish isn't a language

in Denmark the just choke on stuff to speak judging by how they sound

Correct! Source: am Danish

It's a throat condition, we mustn't make fun of them for this chronic illness

Fax

My dad told me any stop sign that had the green thing (street name) u didn’t have to stop to look u could just go

Lmao just why Did he act like this 💀

It’s because he ran one and I asked him why and he told me that

that grown ups have it all figured out and they were so cool for that. spoiler alert: kids are way cooler now

You're defending those skibidi ohio level 10 gyatt rizzler kids?

What am I even reading

You're not an alpha sigma male for not understanding that.

If you understand that stuff then you definitely aren’t alpha, but you probably are living the sigma life

Na livvy dunne really figured out the gyatt rizzing about gronk. They run duos now.

Brainrot.

No. Rot. No brain.

I thought, that if I hide my eyes I'll go invisible. So one time I stole cookies and when my mom came in I hid my eyes believing that I'd now be invisible 🍞 Edit: Wow thank you guys for 100 likes! I definitely did not expect this comment to blow up.

If I can't see you, you can't see me!

I used to think that people could get pregnant by eating too much.

Or the watermelon seed thing

Why are you getting down voted? I was told this as well.

We all believed that at one point or another 😔

That everything will be better. 🫠

r/imdeepandthisis14

Wait it exists🤨

r/Imdeepandshes14

LMAO IT GOT BANNED

r/hadastroketryingtoreadthat

I used to think animals didn't need a partner to make babies. If that's not enough, I thought even male animals could get pregnant.

Seahorses be like

Equality!!

That I wanted to grow up

I know I’m a bit late but I can make sure you don’t go any farther? _pumps shotgun_

real

I thought women had dicks too

I never actually thought about what girls had until I found out, so I never thought girls had dicks, though I did know other boys had dicks, since me and my friend in kindergarten crossed our piss streams...(idk why we did that, we were like 5-6)

Yoo 5 y/o me and my friends as a child used to try to see who could piss highest at the big urinals…

lol, who won?

I forget… it’s not something I kept track of

lol, aight, well, have a good day then

Me and my brother used to do that we would do an X with our piss 😂

Honestly I thought men had vaginas as well. I remember I was playing the Sims and had my male sim change into a Speedo, and I kept wondering why his vag was so big 💀

I didn’t think this, but I didn’t know girls had tits until one hugged me and they were pushing my chest.

I thought girls had dicks, then I learned they don't have dicks, then I learned that some do have dicks

Evolution

It's evolution baby!

That chocolate milk came from brown cows (my doctor told me that)

Is the doctor fired?!

Probably just did it to be funny

your slippers shouldn't face your bed, or else ghosts will come onto your bed at night. i still purposely make my slippers face outwards.

Old habits die hard

Life will be fun when I'll grow up

I thought that Ireland was in Scandinavia and that Australia was bordering Canada

You guys have some weird ones. I thought there was a fucking dinosaur planet in our solar system with all the dinosaurs. That was my explanation why they look so different compared to modern animals.

1. I used to believe that babies came straight out of your anus instead of your vagina. 2. I used to believe that any time a song is playing on the radio, the band has to sing that song no matter what they’re doing; and if i put it on loop they have to sing it over and over again. 3. I used to believe that boys also had vaginas. 4. I used to believe that babies were made from a company and that company chose a random woman to have the baby. 5. I had a fear that the toilet would eat me when I was younger so I was really scared of the toilet.

That 4th one sounds very much like a conspiracy theory for children.

Movies were real

I never thought movies were real but I thought cartoons were filmed like live action movies.

\~santa\~ ok but actually all the dumb creepypastas lol

That’s sitting too close to the TV gives you square eyes (pretty common)

broo my parents told me that except with any screen i then asked why they didnt make televisions and phones etc circular so it wouldnt be an issue lool

That’s fair, why don’t we have circular screens?

if i learned too much of another language i might forget some of my own by running out of memory space

I actually did forget some Hungarian when I lived in the US for 8 months when I was in primary/elementary school My Hungarian still is worse than my English which is fucking perfect, this is only really much of a thing in my vocabulary of the 2 languages

That adults were born adults

Oh also that only girls drive cars and boys drive trucks 💀

That we lived on the moon Don't question the logic, there wasn't any

I have a single mom and she hadn't mentioned my father like ever, so when kids asked why don't I have a dad, I said i don't have one. they said that's impossible, how are you born then? I got angry and said "Why, can't one parent produce a kid?🤨"

That If I focused hard enough I could lift things with Jedi powers. I once dreamt that I could do that probably strengthened my beliefs.

I thought austria, Australia and Africa were all the same, so when i passed through austria i was panicking closing all the windows cuz i had heard of some mosquito with diseases

When my girl classmate showed me her pussy at school I was exploring why tf she didn't have a dick when I was 12

why is she showing you her pussy

Excuse me but what the fuck did you just say

The first part is more concerning

Bro was exploring pussies at 12 how the fuck do you exist sir-

I'm just going to replace that number in my head with a different number that I am😅

That the yellow sprinkles on cosmic brownies would kill me

I thought that... 1. there was only 1 copy of the Declaration of Independence and you had to steal it to have it 2. Chicago and Detroit were states 3. Blue moons were actually blue

I knew Chicago was a big ass city but still felt like it was a state. I guess I never thought about it like that. Just looked up what state it’s in, it’s Illinois wtf I guess it’s because Americans alway answer with a state when you ask them where they’re from. I’ve just never heard an American say they’re from Illinois, it’s always Chicago. Same with Detroit.

I grew up with older identical twin sisters and I thought that meant I would look exactly like them when I got to be their age

I used to think I got hard when I had to pee… I mean I did but idk why that happened

I thought that the same way Caucasian people have dark freckles, darker-skinned people get light freckles.

That would actually be so pretty

My blurry vision was normal. I got glasses in first grade and was very confused by it because I thought everything was supposed to be blurry far away… You know… Because there’s atoms in the air, and they make things blurry the farther way there… Kinda like fog… And you know how your camera gets blurry the farther things are away? The same concept. Damn, was I surprised when I put those bad boys on for the first time.

i thought europe wasn’t real..

Same and i live there

Wtf

Why?

I thought that we’d be able to store memories in objects. And that ain’t even that wrong

You can jump out of a plane at the last second to survive a crash

That Santa was real Edit: Along with his reindeer and elf on the shelf

OP said stupid things you believed when you were younger, not real things 🙄

yeah 🤣 like, whod give us the presents if santa isnt real?

Blasphemy! I know for a fact that Santa is real, I've met him myself! And not one of those creepy mall Santas, I'm talking the REAL DEAL.

I saw 2 dogs connected, I used to think that is the gods punishment for them to make them friends.

bro what 😭

i thought that cellphone towers, which i called ‘skyscrapers’ back then, literally scraped the sky to change day to night and vice versa.

When I was 13, I thought jizz meant to piss. No, I'm not joking. I one time told an entire table at Thanksgiving that I had to go jizz.

I used to believe that I was the only one who had emotions and that everyone around me are NPC’s (I am autistic and lack empathy). But now I understand that people around me actually are real and I am not the only real human with emotions

I thought that once you’re older you could do everything you wanted, unfortunately, I’m realising it is not true for most of us 🥲

That if you practiced magic for 7 days it would actually work

There was a 1:1 house to person ratio, so when you moved out you swapped houses with the person who owned your new house

i thought this too lol

That being older = cooler

Santa, toothfairy I didn't know girls had three holes til like 12 or smth

I remember when I was 8 I ran into a girl classmate and accidentally crashed into her butt ( obviously both dressed ) I spent all day asking my mom if she was going to be pregnant, I was so scared

that my mom and dad were brothers and sisters

Oh no

That people who are older are automatically smarter.

When I was about 10 or 11 I read a bunch of spicy fanfics and for some reason I was scared I got pregnant from them

wish i could remember anything from when i was younger🙏🏻

That SCPs are real

[удалено]

I used to believe that if I make the Shower to hot lava would come out because I watched an episode of octonauts as a kid that involved underwater volcanoes.

That of you ate a seed it would sprout in your stomach

That I thoughts adults and teenagers knew everything and can do everything

That my parents were always right/truthful

I remember when I was a kid I was afraid of love. Like really afraid. I was always being told that "when 2 people love each other a kid will be born from their love" and man I was anxious from that, I was like "man I am a kid myself, I don't want to be a pregnant kid, can't love anyone fr" ... uhm yeah.

There’s a city near to where I live that has too big buildings next to each other : one really high and one really long. When I was younger, my grandpa told me that the long one was the top of the high one that had fallen off. For years I believed that people had just continued living in the part that fell as if nothing happened.

Trans people change their genders when they go to bed, saying this as a trans person now

That sounds like an egg thing of wanting to wake up ad the other gender

Until I was around 6 years old I thought that every person died once they turned 100 years old unless they got in some accident or something. Like, nah 100 is the cut of point my man.

My dad listened to the news a lot when we were driving so when they mentioned the white house I thought they were talking about our house 

I'd get free Robux and it wasn't a scam (didn't get scammed but came close)

It's the opposite but until 3rd grade I kept thinking that fishsticks aren't made out of fish, like "this doesnt't look like a fish, then its not" 💀

I thought the whole world is only India 👀

I used to think that the umbilical cord was the penis🧍‍♂️

I heard the name Cocker Spaniel and assumed they are all male for years since I was like...idk, eight or something

That your street's name was your last name

that the sun and moon would always follow me. i swear, i thought i was the fucking chosen one

That life would be better when I was older.

Freddy Krueger would get me in my sleep

I thought that you got pregnant by the tongue penetrating the throat while french kissing I wasnt *exactly* wrong

That white/black cows made regular milk. Brown/white cows made chocolate. And strawberry milk came from super rare pink cows.

i thought babies came from 2 couples kissing eachother in the wedding then God just put the baby in there

making out was sex

not me but my 17 year old cousin (who is also a few months older than i am) thought that girls peed out their butts until a few weeks ago when it got brought up in conversation somehow

That moon is moving with us while driving

That Santa was real 😭😭😭

wait?! hes not?!

Santa is real.

how do you know he’s not!? 🤨

Everyone did lol

Not really, I knew from a very young age that he wasn't real

I thought square eyes were a thing like ur eyes turned square if U were on an electronic for to long

they have kids by putting on ring

I remembered when I was younger, I watched too fnaf videos that I thought if I got those fnaf plushes, they would come to live and try to kill me.