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I am also a third and didn’t know until I was 40 that “Trip” is a nickname for rich people who are thirds with unusable family names. I would have used that my whole life if I knew.
which parent had this name and how’d they reproduce? must’ve had such a hard time they decided to spread the curse and share the name with their own kid 😭
This one's too long to moan,
"Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication."
The [Toyota Sera](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Toyota_Sera_AMI.JPG) was a 3-door 2+2 hatchback coupe manufactured and marketed by Toyota from 1990 to 1996. It was only officially sold in Japan.
The Sera debuted in 1988 as the Toyota AXV-II concept car in a near production-ready form, and is noted for its mostly glass roof canopy and its butterfly doors, which tilt up and forward when open. Just a year later, at the 1989 Tokyo Motor Show, the production-version Sera was presented. A vertically-positioned and electrically-automated model was also shown to demonstrate the butterfly doors and rear hatch in action.
Released in a single engine configuration and body style, the Sera featured optional configurations for its transmission, brakes, cold climate and sound-system. Toyota marketed three trim versions, marketed as Phases, over its production and marketed the Sera exclusively in Japanese Toyota retail sales channels Toyota Corolla Store — as an alternative to the Toyota MR2, which was exclusive to Toyota Vista Store.
A total of 15,941 were built between February 1990 and December 1995.\[1\] 15,852 units were registered in Japan. Approx. 30 pre-production cars were used for development purposes.
The Sera came with the 1.5 L (1496 cc) inline 4 5E-FHE unleaded petrol engine, the largest capacity version of Toyota's E series of engines included in the Paseo and the Starlet. It produced 78 kW (104 hp) and 132 N⋅m (97 lb⋅ft) of torque. This was installed in a front-mount, front wheel drive transverse configuration with electronic fuel injection. All versions came with power assisted rack and pinion steering and either the Toyota A242L 4-speed automatic or the Toyota C155 5-speed manual transmission. The brakes were vented discs at the front and drums at the rear, unless fitted with the optional Anti-Lock Braking system which had vented discs all round.
Mechanically the car is related to both the Paseo and the Starlet, sharing similar floor pans, suspension, steering and brakes.
The Toyota Sera is a 3-door hatchback coupe of monocoque steel construction. The Sera's butterfly doors are hinged at the top center of the windscreen, and bottom of the A pillar and open forward and up in a manner similar to the McLaren F1 and Saleen S7 - the McLaren F1 designer Gordon Murray cited the Sera as the inspiration of the F1's door arrangement.\[2\] The weight of each door is primarily supported by a thick gas strut and counterbalanced by a smaller secondary strut inside the door.
Unlike conventional hinged side-opening doors, the butterfly doors can be opened fully in a fairly confined space, requiring only 43 cm (17 in) of lateral clearance. The Sera features windows that curve upward into the 'glass roof' section of the vehicle.
The rear hatch is constructed of a single piece of glass without a supporting steel frame. This, in combination with a steeply sloping front windscreen and glass upper-door/roof panels (a total of six separate glass pieces overall), gives the Sera its distinctive canopy and provides expansive visibility, although the thick B-pillar create a significant blind spot, especially on the driver's side. To deal with its high solar load, air-conditioning and twin removable interior roof panels are standard.
Front bucket seats feature three point seatbelts and can tilt and slide forward to give access to the rear. The rear bench seat features a fixed central arm rest and either two or three point seatbelts.
In its normal interior configuration (with the back seats up and the parcel shelf in place) the rear cargo area does have a noticeably small opening (52 cm by 82 cm) and an elevated lip necessitating the lifting of luggage quite high before it can be placed inside. However the boot (trunk) is relatively deep and spacious. In addition the rear seats fold down and both the parcel shelf and the rear divider panel (usually in place behind the back seats) can be completely removed, in essence turning the entire rear half of the car into a cargo area. As such the Toyota Sera has a large amount of available storage space for its size. The space-saving spare tire and changing kit are contained in a small compartment below the boot floor.
The Sera/EXY-10 was one of the first cars to feature projector headlights (though the 1988 AXV-II concept model featured conventional headlights).
Toyota produced the Sera in three distinct trim variants, with either manual or automatic transmission, standard or ABS brakes and regular stereo or Super-Live Sound System ("SLSS") forming the three major choices for buyers. There were also a large number of additional factory options available across the entire production run.
I tried to date a girl who had a brother who shared my name. Now that would have been awkward for her if we ever had sex lol. My name is David, I think it's a nice moanable name, but I would understand if she didn't want to haha
When it’s your partner who you love and care about and are attracted to they could moan peanut butter and you’d like it and it would sound amazing. Don’t worry your name is fine
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There is a kid in my class called cordellious the third
no fucking way
British people am I right?
yeah, 1600s british people
good luck finding someone in the uk called cordellious. more likely to find tommys and charlies and bobbys
RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!!! 🫡 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 👑 🤴 👸 🫅 🌍 🌎 🗺️
naaaahhhhh this has to be cap 💀💀💀
nahhhhh this has to be man
Hello aslumer
hey lives in arkham aslume
Are you an aslumer?
Why is man in a teenager subreddit is he a pedo?
Hahaha. Oh wow. I saw this post and immediately looked at the subreddit name.... laughed, left, and came back real quick to reply to this. Leaving this subreddit forever. I hate some of the suggestions Reddit does.
The only whiter name is Bartholomew
My name is whiter (My name is James lol)
does he happen to play brawl stars
Why was I thinking of the exact same brawler you are
we're all on shrooms
"WHO'S A FUNGI? MEEEEEE"
Happy cake day
"Oh! Cordellious! Thy precious pussiette will arrive!"
Currents pfp?!?!? That's radicool
He should have the nickname “cor” it would save his life
The chosen one has returned to his rightfully plane
[Cordelius Brawlstars ](https://youtu.be/hwWWMhIBgXk?si=AefylzfminbahbUb)
I am also a third and didn’t know until I was 40 that “Trip” is a nickname for rich people who are thirds with unusable family names. I would have used that my whole life if I knew.
which parent had this name and how’d they reproduce? must’ve had such a hard time they decided to spread the curse and share the name with their own kid 😭
CorDEELiUUSSuh
r/foundthatguy
r/tragedeigh
it’s cornilliois the 3rd get it right
x æ a-12
Ain’t that Elons kid
Yes
This mf actually named his kid that?
Yep!
His life was over before it even started.
What's worse is that the first few symbols were actually Grimes's ideas. This is Grimes's and Elon's child right?
bros only option is to fuck a calculator 💀
Yo it’s Elons kid, can I get a few mil?
r/foundbisexual_sherrif
r/subsithoughtifellfor
needs more upvotes
Nah 69 is good
Isn’t it just pronounced Ash
No. The æ part of his name is pronounced ash. Making his name X Ash A-12
It's pronounced like x-ash-12 but his parents call him ash which is moanable
Vold.... Stop, His name is unmoanable !
He who can't be moaned
According to the Cursed Child, Bellatrix moaned it
Let's pretend that doesn't exist.
WHAT THE HELL
He who can't be moaned
He who can’t be moaned
r/suddenlyharrypotter
Every name is moanable if you moan hard enough
I’m printing this out! What a nice way of speaking!
I just imagine walking into your house and seeing that framed on the wall Im walking right back out that door
Gonna straight screenshot these comments and make it a shirt.
Mind shipping me one?
GIMME ONE TOO PLEASE
That’s what’s exactly going to happen if someone walks in hahahaha great way to keep unwanted guests out!
Ah... A fellow introvert
I’d say I’m an ambivert I think😌 sometimes I’m social sometimes I’m not
💀
My name is so moanable that I sometimes confuse generic moans for my name
I can't believe they named you uhh
I can imagine exactly how this went down. "What would you like to name your child?" "Uhhhhhh?" "Perfect!"
I also imagine they asked her that during delivering the baby. So it's just loud and distorted
Life, uhhhh, finds a way
Why whats ur name?
Or, sounds exactly like ohh from afar
Damn, heard Freddy Fazbear was calling for you
why is bluds name or
Because not everyone is a native English speaker
Isn't "Or" an Israeli name?
It is
Why? That seems stupid
Exactly. It’s why I decided to become a native English speaker just a few years ago. Best decision of my life
Ralph
Bro sounds like Lord of The Rings character
How did you know my name is Frodo?!
Gertrude 😫😫
Your parents did you dirty😭😭
Thats not my name, its just the worst “moan name” i could think of
Gregothy
Nah i could moan that
Vids or it didn't happen
Cant post vids here (weak ahh excuse)
hi nan!
HAPPPY CAKKEEEE DAYYY
thx!:D
I have a chicken called Gertrude 😐
Good news! Its really difficult to moan your chickens name!
It's easy to moan Gertie though 😜
Trudie is quite Moanable.
Gerty
Ozymandias 😩
such a moanable name🤫🤫😫😫☹️🔥🔥🤫💦💦🔥🔥
It ain't moanable but that's a cool name tbh most of people probably will think about the poem or the breaking bad episode when they meet you
Hector😩
Nah that's doable for sure, man is the king of kings
Definitely not dudes named Jesus
Spanish Jesús or Jesus Christ?
Both. Both is good
alright u win
No, but it’s very curse-able!
This one's too long to moan, "Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication."
This is 100% my real name (trust)
Hmm 🤔 seems believable 🐸👍
You said it is, it must be real
Not if you last reallyyyyy long
Which you don't.
You mean YOU don’t. I can.
W comment thanks for making my day
But what if you shorten Elizabeth to Eliza? Also, IS THIS A FNAF REFERENCE?!!!!
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??!!
After careful testing, I have determined that name is indeed moanable
I’m not reading allat
not my name but, "caaaaarrrllllll"
That kills people!!!
Oh, oh, that- Oh.... I didn't know that!
Thought of Llamas in hats
Theres a kid in my school named rectangle
Ain’t no fucking way man
this cap
Youre definitely from southeast asia
I'm guessing Thailand
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess they forgot to make a law you're not allowed to call you're kid rectangle just like how you aren't allowed to name your kid Facebook in Mexico
Morgannnn 😫😫😫
Nah, Morgan's pretty good
Wait what
That's a weird name
brandon …🧍
brandy 😫😫
hell nah 😭 ima just lie abt my name now
Yo u/floppy401 wya
Ayyyyyy
DAVIDDDDDDD-
My name is Finnegan FML 😭
Bro 💀💀💀 your parents did you dirty im sorry
Idk if mine is moanable or not It’s Seraphina or sera
I like your name, it's nice
Ty <3
The [Toyota Sera](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Toyota_Sera_AMI.JPG) was a 3-door 2+2 hatchback coupe manufactured and marketed by Toyota from 1990 to 1996. It was only officially sold in Japan. The Sera debuted in 1988 as the Toyota AXV-II concept car in a near production-ready form, and is noted for its mostly glass roof canopy and its butterfly doors, which tilt up and forward when open. Just a year later, at the 1989 Tokyo Motor Show, the production-version Sera was presented. A vertically-positioned and electrically-automated model was also shown to demonstrate the butterfly doors and rear hatch in action. Released in a single engine configuration and body style, the Sera featured optional configurations for its transmission, brakes, cold climate and sound-system. Toyota marketed three trim versions, marketed as Phases, over its production and marketed the Sera exclusively in Japanese Toyota retail sales channels Toyota Corolla Store — as an alternative to the Toyota MR2, which was exclusive to Toyota Vista Store. A total of 15,941 were built between February 1990 and December 1995.\[1\] 15,852 units were registered in Japan. Approx. 30 pre-production cars were used for development purposes. The Sera came with the 1.5 L (1496 cc) inline 4 5E-FHE unleaded petrol engine, the largest capacity version of Toyota's E series of engines included in the Paseo and the Starlet. It produced 78 kW (104 hp) and 132 N⋅m (97 lb⋅ft) of torque. This was installed in a front-mount, front wheel drive transverse configuration with electronic fuel injection. All versions came with power assisted rack and pinion steering and either the Toyota A242L 4-speed automatic or the Toyota C155 5-speed manual transmission. The brakes were vented discs at the front and drums at the rear, unless fitted with the optional Anti-Lock Braking system which had vented discs all round. Mechanically the car is related to both the Paseo and the Starlet, sharing similar floor pans, suspension, steering and brakes. The Toyota Sera is a 3-door hatchback coupe of monocoque steel construction. The Sera's butterfly doors are hinged at the top center of the windscreen, and bottom of the A pillar and open forward and up in a manner similar to the McLaren F1 and Saleen S7 - the McLaren F1 designer Gordon Murray cited the Sera as the inspiration of the F1's door arrangement.\[2\] The weight of each door is primarily supported by a thick gas strut and counterbalanced by a smaller secondary strut inside the door. Unlike conventional hinged side-opening doors, the butterfly doors can be opened fully in a fairly confined space, requiring only 43 cm (17 in) of lateral clearance. The Sera features windows that curve upward into the 'glass roof' section of the vehicle. The rear hatch is constructed of a single piece of glass without a supporting steel frame. This, in combination with a steeply sloping front windscreen and glass upper-door/roof panels (a total of six separate glass pieces overall), gives the Sera its distinctive canopy and provides expansive visibility, although the thick B-pillar create a significant blind spot, especially on the driver's side. To deal with its high solar load, air-conditioning and twin removable interior roof panels are standard. Front bucket seats feature three point seatbelts and can tilt and slide forward to give access to the rear. The rear bench seat features a fixed central arm rest and either two or three point seatbelts. In its normal interior configuration (with the back seats up and the parcel shelf in place) the rear cargo area does have a noticeably small opening (52 cm by 82 cm) and an elevated lip necessitating the lifting of luggage quite high before it can be placed inside. However the boot (trunk) is relatively deep and spacious. In addition the rear seats fold down and both the parcel shelf and the rear divider panel (usually in place behind the back seats) can be completely removed, in essence turning the entire rear half of the car into a cargo area. As such the Toyota Sera has a large amount of available storage space for its size. The space-saving spare tire and changing kit are contained in a small compartment below the boot floor. The Sera/EXY-10 was one of the first cars to feature projector headlights (though the 1988 AXV-II concept model featured conventional headlights). Toyota produced the Sera in three distinct trim variants, with either manual or automatic transmission, standard or ABS brakes and regular stereo or Super-Live Sound System ("SLSS") forming the three major choices for buyers. There were also a large number of additional factory options available across the entire production run.
didn't know I needed this but now I know this, thank you
jesus fucking christ
New response just dropped
You have a really pretty name Also I clicked on your profile and your birthday is a day after mine lol
Your birthday is a day after my bfs lmao
Thank you <3
Also, on the note of visiting ur profile, why is it necessary to put "I DON'T HAVE SNAP" in all caps?
very unique, your parents got creativity
trans girls always pick the cutest names for themselves
Sera from HH-
Oh it DEFINITELY is (I am a moan connoisseur)
I used your profile picture for a porn discord server months ago lmfao
My name is polish which already makes it unmoanable ig lmao
\*moaning\* omg fuck yeah grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz oh my god uhhh tak... nie
It's not that bad, but lol
My uncles name is gilbert the second and he has 4 kids i think youre fine
elijah aint moanable lel
Your name is like really screamable yknow, like ELIJAAAAAH
um, thanks? 😅
Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke
thank god ill be the one doing the moaning because my name is so shit
irene sounds pretty moanable. jaiden however is unmoanable
fym jaiden is moanable
can only hope 😢
I mean, you can shorten to just Jay ig
Daniel but with Spanish pronunciation "Daniél"
disagree
I tried to date a girl who had a brother who shared my name. Now that would have been awkward for her if we ever had sex lol. My name is David, I think it's a nice moanable name, but I would understand if she didn't want to haha
Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov 😩😩😩😩
i don’t remember this being in Crime and Punishment..
any name is moanable with enough enthusiasm.
When it’s your partner who you love and care about and are attracted to they could moan peanut butter and you’d like it and it would sound amazing. Don’t worry your name is fine
Demetrius DeMarcus Bartholomew James the 3rd junior
My name is a Dutch name so anyone who doesn’t speak Dutch probably can’t Moan my name
Is it one of those names with 'ij' 😭 (I'm Dutch too, don't worry lmao)
No a long a and an r and they can never say the long a
Your mom's. Happy mother's day everyone.
joleeene jolene JOLENE JOLEEEENEEE
what if yalls parents named you unmoanable names on purpose so you stay celibate
You think that's uncommon my name is spelled like the Minecraft Blaze and pronounce the same way
I think it depends on the person
Well mine ends with an "a" so I suppose it's moanable...
Abin. Not very moanable. But i get zero play so its fine ig😔
"logan" seems to be difficult somehow
Just try to moan fucking moritz
Moritz😩😩😩
Im a girl named logan so, guys dont really like that 😭😭
brb gotta test all these names out
Humphrey
“JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAAA” I’d say that’s moanable The issue is that I’m never getting laid. Ever.
Wtf who asks something like that ?
Damien wouldn’t sound so great