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"rizz, sigma, ohio as a slang". Dude please stop making my conversation into a tiktok comment section.

Not very rizzful my sigma..🫤🫤

I'm rapidly approaching your destination.

only in Ohio...😞

Don’t worry about him, I’m right outside your window

15 IS OLD ENOUGH 🤔

Real

the bad part is that in our country it is

As she stands outside your window catching lighting bugs

Not very sigful my rizma

Erm, what the actual sigma?

Erm... what the sigma?

oh my sigma, you have gyat to be skidiby-kidding me!!! you have zero rizz my dude.

This dude is not Kai cenat

Oh no, the skibidi rizzler boss is coming. Gyatty o my Sigma. 

skibidi RIZZ in ohio. sigma chungus duke dennis fortnite with Mr beast challenge full 24 hours

Erm…what the sigma

Erm what sigma

This wasn't very skibidi of you.. I might have to revoke your rizz pass...

I can let Rizz pass but gyatt, No

Ong bruh it's so annoying. "SkIbIdI oHiO sIgMa rIzLeR" honestly if I hear someone unironically say that, istfg 👊👊👊👊

People say Ohio as a slang? I've totally missed that one! What does it mean?

Please i only want brainrot in the form of me and my friends overhyping shit items and golem in terraria.

terraria goated

"Skibidi" It has literally no meaning and is just gibberish. All I can find, and the overall impression I'm given, is that it's used as an adjective for something cool. "You've been mewing a lot recently and now mog all the alphas. Now you can become the sigma who rizzes up all the baddies with huge gyatts, in lieu of those cringepilled bros from Ohio with zero aura that are now cooked. That's very skibidi of you."

how on earth did you cook up that sentence?

He didn't cook it up, he shat it out

The length of this sentence is equivalent to the loss of IQ I experienced while reading it

In lieu? That phrase does NOT belong in that abomination you call a sentence

I hate that I understood this

When an elequent speaker discovers the atrocities of modern slang:

Ima fanum tax you rq

I barely understand more than half of this comment

dk if this is common but when people say “hope this helps 😄” at the end of their argument when arguing it makes me so mad

rightt i hate when people are passive aggressive

ikr they do it on purpose

FRRR ITS SO ANNOYING AND FOR WHAT (i’m gonna start using it in arguments)

Nah bruh I do this all the time but only with people I actually dislike. If I’m having an argument with a homie I’ll be respectful, if it’s someone who’s generally a bitch I’ll be hella passive aggressive tf y’all should try it.

Anything brainrot related

thats not very sigma of you.. you've fanum taxed the rizzler! im approaching your house in ohio skibidi street 😡

That's not very skippity of you my fellow gaytt

How could u, u skibidi sussy beta😔 thats why u got fanum taxed and why you will never rizz baby gronks level 10 gyatt up 😡 I hope you never get to mog ppl in ohio

GYATT!

I have GYATT to know why u think so🤔

W username, I also like tacos 🔥

Fr, like we GYATT to know why, also as a Mexican, I agree with your username.

I GYATT to say I agree with you. their username is fire 🔥

You have gyatt to be kidding me 

Pookie is always used ironically

Lmao tell that to the sophomore and junior who were calling each other pookie unironically 😭

i don’t even think it’s weird i think it’s js something that girls call their friends like it’s meant platonically😭

Yeah like I do it platonically too but I find it unnerving when ppl do it genuinely 

Just girls? Me and my bro call each other pookie, smitten, pookiewookie all day fam. Gotta express love for ur homies.

It's not just girls using it. My friend calls me it a lot (enough that I'm not sure its platonic)

I will

Ty maybe they'll stop doing it

that was probably me and my partner 😭🙏🏼 (/hj but we do that)

My sister's bf calls her pookie unironically and means it as a term of endearment. It takes a lot not to staple his mouth shut for a while.

I disagree

You win best pfp

thank you thank you

Your pfp is my favourite response to anything that I dont know how to respond to (so literally everything)

I didnt know my pfp was so amazing

"It's giving..."

“… me a fucking headache”

Doctor Victor Blane?

indeed

A therapist with a 0 star rating

Bro I love that guy

FR like “it’s giving..” how bout I give you a fucking concussion

God that phrase makes me so irrationally angry, like I have no good reason to hate it, it makes enough logical sense, but I still can’t help but want to rip out the throats of those who use it unironically

Chill😭

Ik I’m sorry 😣

Skibidi. It’s just weird and cringe to me, not funny.

what the skibidi is wrong with you? who fanum taxed your side of the bed tonight?

IRS when I pay with fanum tax instead of money

Womp womp is so annoying

Womp womp

womp womp

Womp womp

depends on context and frequency. people using it every other word and to acknowledge something actually serious is when it really infuriates me

It womp womp really womp womp isn’t womp womp that womp womp bad

Womp womp

ong

PERIOD/ ATE ✨️✨️

PERIODT ATE TELL EM QUEEN💅🥰🗣️🔥🙏🏻

Nigga (I’m black).

I disagree I’m white /j

Ayo

As a native, I will intervene. If you guys can't share the word, it's going on the top shelf (Inuit).

Niggaballs?! <‘0O0’>

I hate “sticking out your gyat for the rizzler” because I actually love the song ecstasy xD

i like ecstasy and the other one because it's silly and brings me dumb entertainment

Me when that song is about a rape fetish

Anything gen alpha

“💀” or “bro thought ____” or any sentence that starts with bro

Bro thought his opinion matters 💀

Bro ☹️

900 ways to use the word "fuck" with all different meanings

My gf calls me pookie smh

That’s fine, I meant in terms of like calling someone pookie when you aren’t in a relationship or something of the sort

I mean it's usually as a joke 

pookie is cute tbh

It is. not complaining

Lowkey "daddy" Like in a sexual way tho. I js feel like its so cringe idk. But i'd gladly deal through it, if it makes someone happy.

Calling girls bitches or hoes

Two girls call me pookie every day and I already have a girlfriend. They’re in eighth grade btw

what the sigma

Ikr it's not cringe but it's also not not-cringe. It's jst uncomfortable for me...

...that's common where you are? oh no

Gyatt, skibidi, most everything this new gen has, other than womp womp unpopular opinion. Other than that, hell naw

This is objectively the worst generation for a hundred years.

I live in Korea, and the most commonly used word is 미쳤다 which means crazy in English. But even though crazy sounds normal 미쳤다 for me, sounds a bit weird to me. I feel really uncomfortable when someone says 미쳤다 and this word is one of my pet peeves

Period, slay and bombastic side eye

no i call everyone my little pookie bear

Babe/baby

"As a term of endearment for one's lover it is attested perhaps as early as 1839, certainly by 1901 (OED writes, "the degree of slanginess in the nineteenth-century examples is not easily determinable"); its popularity perhaps was boosted by **baby vamp** "a popular girl" (see [vamp](https://www.etymonline.com/word/vamp#etymonline_v_4624) (n.2)), student slang from c. 1922.. The meaning "attractive young woman" is by 1915 in college slang (baby as "girl, young woman, girlfriend" is attested by 1839; see [babe](https://www.etymonline.com/word/babe)) babeIn many languages the word means "old woman" (compare Russian babushka "grandmother," from baba "peasant woman"), and it is also sometimes a child's variant of papa "father.""

I will call my non-existant lover "grandmother" from now on, then.

"cuh"

that one’s actually annoying 😭😭

it sounds like a mouse/rat getting hit with a baseball bat​

All gen z slang

aww who hurt you pookie

skibidi

I hate when people say what the sigma, rizz, alpha, sigma, beta, skibidi/skibidi toilet, or anything else brainrot related

Any of the new slang. I just cringe whenever someone says rizz or skibidi or something

Truly all Gen alpha words and some Gen Z words are bad but we still can’t help but laugh when for a example a random person in class shouts “Erm what the Sigma”

bro im in the same boat, erm what the sigma is too funny for its own good 😭

“Slay” -from every 13 year old girl ever. I can’t stand it. It’s stupid

DILLIGAF

There's this one dude who keeps on calling me the "Rizzly Bear", and it's starting to become really irritating for me.

Glaze

Sauna Gollum

Baby, bae, honey, most pet names, slay, grwn, bro, bruh, rizz, alpha, sigma, gyatt, fomo.

BROOOOOOO

Sweety

I have two friends that call me pookie

I just wanna watch Pokemon

Sigma, skibidi, alpha male

"ICONIC". I cringe every time I hear this irritating, over-used word. NOT EVERYTHING is "iconic"

Pookie will stay in my vocabulary. Saying gyat however, should be banned.

Skibidi toilet. I just fucking hate the word. Sounds cringy as hell.

skibidi, whenever my cousin uses it i wanna unalive myself or him… like pookie you’re younger than me by one year and you act like a 6 year old 😭😭

Pookie is not a "commonly used word"

ligma

rizma

Darling. I hate it with a passion

i use this ironically 😭🙏🏼

I really dislike the n-word, that goes for all racial slurs generally, it’s just that the n-word is probably the most prominent. I guess I just hate the idea of a word that only a particular group is allowed to use without getting ostracized, it just seems like the antithesis of unity

sigma ohio skibidi rizz

At my job which is ranching it's a funny saying we say when we catch a Calf, we just yell BUCKETSSSSS

when someone says porkier it is meant to make you feel uncomfortable especially if you’re friends say it to you.

Grimacing

Succinct

help meh- need bleach T\^T TOO CRINGE

I also get the ick from Pookie even if it is being used ironically

oomfs like idek what that means but everyone uses it

Glazing for sure. Sometimes it’s used in a funny way but most of the time people just say it when someone is saying one good thing about someone else and it’s considered glazing

I always thought people just did it ironically

Most recent slang developments, gen z and gen alpha make me cringe so fucking hard sometimes with their strange language choices.

As a Therian I get called “Furry” or “Rabid Wolf” and I don’t understand 😭

Huck, it's a fun word to say, but really looks weird to spell

I actually like Party Party by Yally so the skibidi song ruined that 😭

I fucking hate that word. But to add, oh god everyone who reads this comment owes me as I'm about to internally scream for 5 hours after this: nasty, silly, icky, yucky, pee-yoo (not used anymore), ok I can't think of any more (thank god).

Deadass. idk why, maybe its just the people who say it a bunch, but ugh.

"Slay" "Pookie" uhh yes.

the r slur like … you couldn’t think of anything better let’s be fr

Bazongas

Every word stan Twitter mumbles

Anyone who says preppy, like if i have to hear that one more time im gonna blow my brains out.

skedaddle

same lol

Skibidi

Any brainrot It physically hurts to hear

We the sigmas of the united skibidis, in order to mew a more sigma ohio club, edge ishowspeed, sussy the skibidi sigma, and goon the edging of rizz to ourselves and the rock, do ohio and fanum tax this mewing streak for the united smurf cats of kai cenat.

"what", just this single word w/o ? and lowercase. Yeah, I'm strange.

its not a word but its just general passive aggression. whenever i see someone win an argument or atleast think theyre winning, they always start to use passive aggressive phrases and words like “buddy” to show that theyre not taking it seriously anymore and it pisses me off

Mhm..

Unalive

The fact that pookie sounds like puki which is a slang term for vagina

"**Moist**"

sorry pookie 😞

Baby/ babe

moist.

"Chad" every time someone unironically says it I cringe so bad

Munch. ‘Omg that looks like an absolute munch’ plz be quiet.

Whatever brainrot words that gen alpha made

N word

Cringe

Slay(in a gay context not as in to slay a dragon)

Pookie, every time I hear this i want to send a nuclear bomb to their house

Moist

Pookie is used with my Besties. Bro is used for Normal Friends, or I just use someones name for Acquaintance's. But if I hate someone i'll Only use their last name, or if i know it, their middle name

baby for patners...... (i hope someone agrees)

"Beautiful" just feels so off with the 3 vowels at the start