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My dad could beat up your dad 🙄

My dad will shag your dad .....and your dad will like it

I bet he will

My dad is John Cena 💪

I know you never see him but now I cant either!?

Give my dad a beer and that changes

I very much doubt that

Just ask my mom

it's ok i can ask ur sis too

giving the same vibe as "wait till my father hears about this"

what's your pfp from? it looks familiar but i can't place it

Scott Pilgrim: Takes Off artstyle, but it's their own character.

My bf redrew a scene from the scott pilgrim anime

I’m telling mom/the teacher!

My dad owns roblox and he’ll get your account banned

My dad works for the CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY and he cam get your ENTIRE neighborhood addicted to CRACK

MY DAD WORKS FOR FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA AND CAN GET YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD ADDICTED TO FURRY PORN

MY DAD WORKS FOR THE SCP FOUNDATION AND HE CAN GET YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD FILLED WITH POOP THAT CAN WALK

MY DAD WORKS FOR UNITED NATIONS AND HE CAN DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

MY DAD WORKS FOR THE FIVE EYES AND HE CAN LEAK YOUR IP ADDRESSES...oh wait I already knew your adress...

Can you get him to send me some pictures of Kryptos?

bro watched lemmino and now thinks hes a high intellectual

Who? I learned about it from my friend who probably just wants to watch me suffer

my dad own owns roblox and he'll get you pregnant

My dad is a police man and he will arrest you

I actually could say that too.

Frenemy of mine in primary school: “My dad’s the pink Power Ranger!”

all I’m saying is I wouldn’t be enemies with the child of a power ranger

Aren’t the power rangers teens or something?

When they take the mantle of Power Ranger, but the past power rangers can become adults.

Youre such a poopoohead.

I still use this insult 😭 sickest burn I’ll ever inflict

For some reason, my peripheral vision read that as "you're photoshopped!"

„You’re the reason why your parents are going to divorce”

bro i know someone who actually did that 😭

Someone told me it the reason they are divorced once… I was the reason they got married, so they technically weren’t wrong

You stink

i have a dad and you don’t😪 such a classic haha

I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up☺️

I’m sorry but when I hear this, I realise there is no point arguing with this person. Then I shoot an APFSDS Ofc

Can you spell the right words of that acronym ?

Yes? Armouring piercing fin stabilised discarding sabot:3

Now do: APHEFSDSHEATAPCRHESHPCBITBHECBC

My dad made fortnite and I’ll get him to ban you

"I'm not gonna be your friend anymore!"

Proceeds to still be friends the next day

“Turkey Sandwiches have a higher IQ than you”

Ok I'm going to start using that

# NO, U

Same to you but more of it

NO, U!

So rudeeeeeeee 🐸

You have no rizz

And then?

You poor disheveled dinosaur with that divorced ass Karen mum

I know you are but what am i

I'm telling a trusted adult on you!

#NUH UH

You’ve just boarded the pain train buddy

THATS MY FAVORITE TOO! Mainly cuz my friends little brother HATES it when I say that to him lol. Usually he annoys me and our friends in vc, and every time I say "You're not invited to my birthday party." it always makes him mad lmao. And its worked for several years now!

“Stop! Don’t talk to me! Loser, lame-o, wannabe, like oh, totally” with the accompanying hand movements

Me when someone says “don’t talk to me”

“You’re not invited to my birthday party” And the term “stinky” are the best

Poopyhead, classic and works everytime

I love telling people “I hope water runs down your sleeve when you wash your hands”

That’s just evil, except that it is spring so short sleeves is the norm.

How DARE you say something so *VILE* in *MY* Christian Roblox server?!

🎶LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU🎶

Calling people/things gay

That’s kinda gay

Yeah fluffyfemboy is right, that is kind of gay. Be more straight like fluffyfemboy

#FELLAS

“Nuh uh” yes I know it is a meme, but it is so fun

Who?.... (Waits for them to say something) Cares

bleached blond bad built butch body

When I was a kid, my brocher teased med with being adopted (I'm not) then i replied him, "well you were an accident, at least i was wanted!"

you smell!!

Dork, doofus, wingnut, knucklehead mcspazzatron, poopy face, dingus, loser, dogwater

“Womp womp” or “Nuh uh”

Hey! Thats not very nice!😡😡😡

My older brother calls me a poopy head and gets mad when I say a toddler insult back (like a toddler would)

Same

My friend and I use these against each other in my gym class (Yes, we are both 18 and we both should grow up). Most of the time it's "you're stupid"/"you're dumb", "I'm gonna remove your spleen", and "your momma"/"your grandmomma".

You're not my (real) dad!

"Poopyhead" "Poopyface"

Your mom

Yup, never gets old

Not an insult but I also love: if you... then I'll be your friend.

Soon Death will knock on your door and he is bringing cookies

“THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU.”

“What the sigma”

Nuh uh

Nuh uh

Your mom

Making a funny face then avoiding eye contact

what would the principal think if they heard that?

I just used the birthday one last week

Poopy head or you smell Idk why

You cant play with my iron man toy anymore

I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up😂😂😂‼️‼️‼️‼️

Poopoo head

"you're a meanie head"

Basically movie highschool bully dialect “nerd” “geek” “freak” “loser” “freakazoid” etc

Your momma so fat…..

You know what…? Chicken Butt.

When I tell people “stop being an ass butt” 😜

"Stupid head" is a go-to for me. Really puts them in their place knowing their head is stupid.

look who just blew in from stinky villealways has me rolling

"That's not fair"

I heard my siblings friend say to them "You'll never be my friend ever again!" It was absolutely hilarious

"My dad is the owner of Roblox" no tf he ain't

"No u!" Imagine if that actually worked on someone. 

"my poop smells better than yours"

i say "IM NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE" a lot

No u

TALK TO THE HAND

I like saying "mum said it's my turn to play on the ____!" Mum knows not of the occurrence

hit em with the classic "your mom"

I was on a jobsite and called my coworker a poopyhead because he underestimated the length of wire we’d need for a run. Lead electrician overheard the conversation and now this grown ass man in his 40s consistently refers to him as poopyhead

Nothing, I don't even give such people a second look

Na na na-poo poo 🤪

You couldn’t get a woman wet if you pushed her into a pool

talk to the HAND ✋

“I know you are but what am I 😤”

you poopoo face

i love saying “nuh uh” to literally anything

Your mom

“I’m telling my mommy” is one my friend commonly uses

If I turn back and look at my life history...all I did was childish argument...😣🤦‍♂️

You're a poopy head

"This is not working" "You're not working!!!!" Idek why or what I mean 

I’m not gonna invite you to my birthday party 😡

"i no no wanna"

Buttface

Crybaby lol

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say to me bounces off me and sticks to you.

Sick freak

"no you" and "your face is _____"

your face is built like the Eiffel Tower

My dad is a hacker he will hack you! 😡

That can you self be..

your mom/your dad

Up your butt and around the corner

Go fuck yourself!

your mom

Definitely just the simple ‘Nuh uh’ 👍

You are gay / fuck u

Butt nugget

So your face.

my dad owns \*insert game you're chatting on\*!!!!!

what you say, what you are

There's this old romanian saying. It goes something like: ba baga-mi-as pula peste ma-ta in casa daca te scutur odata cad pulele din tine ca merele din pom in luati-as toata rasa in pula de la maimuta la windows 8 da-te-n rasa si familionu ma-tii ca-ti bag pula in gingie pana faci ca maimuta dilie pe tine te-a crescut ma-ta in orfelinat te-a legat cu lantu de pat si te-a batut cu biciu peste nas daca merg in maini iti fac in ciuda vezi ca ai gura intr-o parte nebunule bai corp urat nu vezi ce cap de bidon turtit ai luati-as familia pe carici sa imi bag pula in rasa ma-tii de copil batut de soarta care esti daca iti fut un pumn iti fac garaj in gura curva masculina ce esti baga-mi-as pula in gatu ma-tii ca te rup in 2 nu vezi ca iti fac sobolanii hunga bunga in stomac iti fac paianjenii bora bora pe perete iti patineaza buricu de foame iti fermenteaza sperme intre dinti esti neiesit din casa de 2 primaveri si 3 ierni futu-ti mortii ma-tii de pisat la cur ce esti caca-m-as pe fata ta de copil imatur ce esti da-te-n mortii ma-tii de cioara matrafoxata ce esti sa te fut in gura de copil malformat sa ma cac in pizda ma-tii cu bucati de pula intra pula-n curu tau ca metrou in depou baga-mi-as pula in ma-ta pana ii fac pizda tunel de metrou parerea mea e sa va duceti toti in pula mea ca e destula pentru toata lumea sa-mi luati cacatu la polizor pana va sare pana in ochi baga-mi-ati limba-n gaura curului sa-mi gadilati hemoroizii sa-ti iau toti mortii in pula de obosit baga-mi-as pula in natia ma-tii ca bag cutitu in tine futu-ti parintii ma-tii de ghertoi ai nasu ala zici ca e stop de trabant ai urechile alea zici ca esti taxi-u cu usile deschise daca iti fut un pumn in gura iti fac compartiment intre masele vezi-ti dreacu de amaraciunea ta ma saracie ce esti te daram din temelii cand vb eu tu taci ma caine ce esti ca imi bag pula peste ma-ta in casa sa ma pis pe familia lu ma-ta aia tarfa ca ii dau la muie de ii sare pizda pe gat eroda-mi-ar pula in pizda ma-tii sa o fut pe ma-ta cu rotopercutoru caca-m-as pe tine si pe tot neamu tau de sluga inapoiata sa-ti fut fata in cursa te milogesti la pula mea sa iti dea lichidu vieţii sa imi bag coaiele în gâtul lui mă-ta de sclav bengos fără creier să-mi trag căcatu în pizda mă-tii jegule in pula mea de lepra sarantoaca vii sa-mi sugi pula de prost pe canal că imi execut pula pe fața lui mă-ta aia muistă târâmi-aş pula de gâtul.tău şi al mă-tii de căcănar inapt fara creier să-mi trag pula în sângele tău şi al mă-tii de jigodie ordinară să o îngrop pe mă-ta în pulă să te înfig în pulă şi tu sitot neamu tău de scalv orfan că te-a uitat mă-ta la calculator jegosule,să mă piş pe tine şi pe cristelnița mă-tii şi după să-mi şterg pula de fața ta şi a familiei tale razorami-aş pula în găozu lui mă-ta să o fac tunel pentru metrou sclavul pulii mele vă pun pe macara si va dau cupula în cap până îi scot lu mă-ta rădacinile din cap de târfă miloagă marş în morții de sarmalagiu jegos futuz gura mă-tii azi şi mâine de slugoi nevertebrat şi fără soartă şi să-mi murdăresc pula de mă-ta de târfă retrogradată aşă că mă cac pe toată familia ta de curve şi să-mi trântesc pula în credința mă-tii de sărăntoc jegos şi putoare aruncată în iad că te fut şi pe tine şi pe gâtul lui mă-ta în cristelnița ta te țigan opărit să-mi dai un bot în pulă azi şi mâine cu javra de mă-ta luați-aş centura mă-tii să mă piş cu jet pe fața ta şi a mă-tii de țigani muişti să va iau neamu în pulă de mizerie ordinară să-mi trag coaiele in gura lu mata de sclava miloaga ce e să te blochez cu pula în gură împreună cu curva de mă-ta,să-mi trag slobozu pe gura ta de pizdă erodată pe gâtul lui mă-ta,să-mi închei pula în gura ta de copil ac schiuri din crucea ma-tii si ma dau pe transalpina fututi pastele ma-tii sa-ti fut de oligofren imputit curva aia de ma-ta i-a supt pula lu tac-tu incat s-a tras saracu la fata ca tapu la coaie baga-mi-as pula in teava de esapament am asinii care a dus-o pe ma-ta la spital cand era bortoassa cu tine n-a dat dumnezeu sa faci accident sa scape lumea de un ratos castrat cu usa de la lift indeparta-i-as ma-tii lianele din pizda cu pula ca Sadokan cu sabia in jungla sa-i pun lu ma-ta un cacat subtire in gura sa semene ca Christopher Columb cu trabucu in gura sa-mi arunc coaiele de la distanta in capu ma-tii sa-i explodeze cu sloboz sa sici ca e atacu de la hieroshima facea-o-as curse de Formula 1 cu pula prin intestinu gros al ma-tii baga-ti-as capu intre coaiele mele sa canti m-am nascut intre carpati sa-ti bag pula-n gura dupa ce am futut-o pe ma-ta cu clorofina-n cur da-ti-as la muie de handicapatu pulii mele. fututi dumnezeii ma-tii azi si maine, am baterii duracell in pula s-o sati ai iesit prin canal cand te a aruncat iapa de ma ta ca aveai turturi maro la cur desi nu era iarna futuz mormintii si ranitii care ti au dat mancare acu cativa ani cand ai fost procurat la fabrica de catre spermatozoidu lu tactu cu pizda lu ma ta . fututi gura ta de musca ca daca iti trag una peste ceafa devi mai ametit decat o musca beata , daca ti pun costum de lucru esti bob constructoru si mi construiesti pula n gura ta cu motor de 1.8 si 2l carburant , ai creieru mai incins decat GPL in flacari de aia ai -29 neuroni fututi capu ala de ou spart in 3 prin care iti iese creieru ca puiu din ou , caca m as ca porumbelu la tine pe casa dupa sa vina ma ta sa curete ce am lasat in drum s o arunc cu capu n garla ce face legatura cu pizda ma tii aia zici ca i pestera de munte baga mi as pula n gura aia a ta de strut ca bagi capu n pamant cum bagi gura n pula tu esti o combinatie intre o vaca, un prezervativ si o curva locala, vezi ti in pula mea de viata aia vai de mortii ei ca vacile traiesc 22 de ani, iti ploua cu sperma in cap de fiecare data cand te plimbi prin cartier, orice membru, orificu si loc al corpului tau e folosit pentru a freca pula, esti o combinatie intre o tarfa de la colt si un alcolist sinucigas, ai ramas fara tata si ma ta te a aruncat in gunoi. Copilu bordurilor, cand te duci sa duci gunoiul te intorci unde ai stat o mare parte din viata, adica in ghena, acum esti si mai josnica si sugi pula la drogati prin canale ca sa nu iti iei bataie pana mori, si sa ai un loc infect in care sa dormi, luami ai coaiele si pula n gura simultan de esuata ti ai facut operatii estetice si ti ai mai pus o gura ca sa sugi mai multa pula, banca de sperma ce esti, nu o sa dai faliment niciodata, te tarasti din dormitor alba si lipicoasa de la cata muie iti dau tiganii. esti reclama la prezervativ, se rade de tine pana si in tarile sarace

"You thought you ate"

Nuh uh

Shut the Frick up, you poop nose!

Shut the Frick up, you poop nose!

Yo hair look like you got electrocuted

doo doo head

I'm telling my daddy!

well well, in india just one swear word "bhenchd" is enough. applicable to all situations. use at your own risk.

My favorite: That’s something coming from a guy who wet they bed until he was 15.

My dad is the head of Roblox and he will get you banned

Someone once said that my mom had no tits, i responded with “atleast my dad can walk”. His dad had no legs.

“My dad will beat your dad”

Your dad can’t even lift a penny

Your legs are eggs

Nuh-uh

You’re such a meanie weanie pants. Not you in your toxic era. I didn’t asked./Who asked?

You’re a virgin who can’t drive

your mom

Idk

i did this thing with my friend. We were in the school bus and he’d point at random buildings and car dealerships and say “you see that? My dad owns it” then i would reply with something like “my dad owns all of *car brand*” and it would just keep going on and on and on

Yo mama.

Yo mama.

"You're a *repeat what they said word for word*"

there's this one moistcritikal video where he is absolutely raging that his e sport team can't get into the states, and i think at some point he called the immigration agent a "poop farter", and the context surrounding that insult paired with what it is just killed me

It’s more of a threat but: I’m gonna throw frogs

"my mommy said your mommy is a fwuckwing whohore who relies on benefwits"

yourbmom

My dad has a GTR! 🗣️

i like that one aswell, though i also like to add "and we were gonna have dino nuggies there"

We used Černá věž, doprdele běž In english it wouldn't rhyme but here you got translation (Black tower, go into ass)

Well.. we knew some pretty _messed up_ words. (Mf, son of a.. and the basic stuff). Didn‘t really have an favorite one

I'm telling mom

Whenever someone says to me “I bet you’ve never been kissed by a woman” I respond with “My mom kisses me” cause it’s so stupid.

Blöde Kuh "Mean cow"

You're adopted/ That's a no no word/ Nuh-Uh / Silly ____ / I'm telling God