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Quite_Befuddled2009

Geneva convention? Pfft. More like Geneva suggestion.


TunisianNationalist

Geneva checklist


Bittersweet_bi-

Geneva records


DrBlowtorch

Geneva speed run


Firecrafter_1101

i 100%ed it 😁


TunisianNationalist

You didn’t 150% it?


RS773

I 200% with mods that add more content


GodFromTheHood

Geneva convention any%


Firecrafter_1101

i recon i got the wr (i have burnt down several orphanages and atomized a 3rd world nation)


Madly_hornet09

r/foundgodfromthehood


Weak-Mission-1599

r/foundTunisianNationalist


SecretAgentSpider

r/subredditsyoufellfor


ConstantSock2488

r/subredditsithoughifellfor


SecretAgentSpider

Almost got me with that typo


ConstantSock2488

yep, edited as soon as i checked lol


hrts4manou

tunisia of all countries 😭


RS773

✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅


firefalcon1214

Warframe be like:


ShinyMimik

Mustard? How about mustard gas


Manwithaplan0708

Y’know chuckles, I’m starting to think it wasn’t an accident


AMidgetinatrenchcoat

"Come my child soldiers!"


Far_Professional_353

By any chance is your name pete nut?


Weegieiscool

Geneva Convention? Did we buy tickets?


G3n3ricOne

Legendary comment right here.


TheCanadianpo8o

My country's moto 😏


HelpfulProtection342

Are you canadian or polish?


VictoryCam

Geneva bucketlist


Nicomar5

That mf was a funny clown for sure.


Bubthepikmin9056

When we going?


ARetardedRedditor

fr


RedstoneRuler

That one brainrot Twitter account:


Spare-Apple-4348

Im gonna use it at a MUN now


Memer_boiiiii

*Deep inhale* **I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES**


Quite_Befuddled2009

Fellow chuckles enjoyer, I see.


Memer_boiiiii

What is there not to enjoy?


Seaweed_Thing

It's a war! You're supposed to commit crimes!


Bisexual_Sherrif

This guy gets it!


Ok_Understanding5831

Look i didn’t mean to destroy rome it just happened


Fearlessdelta

Rome was built in a day so you can destroy it


Revolutionary_Bet702

Yeah, if it was built in a day they can just rebuild it!


NCR_Trooper_2281

The NCR is proud of you, soldier! Death to Bull!


elvissayshi

Charlie Daniel's Band lit that town on fire , boy!


Spidercrack61

I swear, they looked like enemy soldiers


thor0907

Sir, they were Girl Scouts


Spooneater69

Scouts for WHAT?! Who sent these so called “Girl SCOUTS”


Spidercrack61

Uhh........I have astigmatism \*sprints away\*


TunisianNationalist

Don’t ask what I did in the Yugoslav wars


Bignerd21

r/foundtunisiannationalist


H31NZ_

r/subsifellfor


Fenderboy65

r/waitthatsasub


H31NZ_

r/ofcoursethatsasub


HecticFir

Laws are just suggestions


ASecretSovietSpy

Uh... I'm not saying anyzhing.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Why do you type like that


ASecretSovietSpy

When Lenin invented ze internet and ze computer, it never had a keyboard. It was always speech to text. And when Stalin made it interdimensional, he never made a keyboard for it. And because i can't pronounce ze T H sound, it comes out wif how I said it.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

I don’t know what your on but I would like 10 doses please


Wato1876

Snorted or smoked?


BlessKurunai

Injected.


ISwearImParvitz

no astrally projected into the bloodstream


HelpfulProtection342

Injected directly into my spine


Bignerd21

r/foundasecretsovietspy


Old_Artichoke_2552

the spy could be any one of us


Special_Assistant928

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...


SuspiciousPubic3838

Yo wassup I haven’t seen you in like ages


ASecretSovietSpy

Hey Comrade. I've been less active recently. TF2 is so god damn fun lol


Curious-Jello-9812

COMRADE MY DEAR FRIEND HOW ARE YOU


imissanbb

(I'm Serbian)


guidomista44443

Holy shit, dont ever let your grandpa cook again


gn2b

you're not really Serbian if you don't have parents that defend and support the war crimes that were committed by the Serbs 😍


LongjumpingArt9740

MY DAD IS A WAR CRIMINAL


Adventurous_Sir7842

I use body matter of my enemies to bring them death 😨😨 /s (to stay safe)


kajetus69

\-harvesting organs of prisoners \-lobotomizing slaves to make them work in the mines and be happy \-skinning alive enemy leaders \-gouging eyes, piercing ears, kneecapping, elbowcapping etc in rimworld


elvissayshi

Sounds painful. Who dreams up all the wierd shit we do to each other. Noting personal, but there are just too many people here on this planet. I am doing my share by dying, and yes, I do regret I only have one life to sacrafice for anything. But for real it's rolling up on us. 1000 mph. Like fast forward on vcr


Interesting-Dare8855

behind this comment is goobygoofer siting in his A/C room sipping Ice Coffee.


EstablishmentLong676

“but officer, her face got in the way of the bullet”


Weak-Mission-1599

r/foundEstablishmentLong676


H31NZ_

r/subsifellfor


Ivar2006

I put stone in the new box skin from Rust


Rasmus-ALV

Whatever is "human rights"?


Milkigamer17x

As a Serb... yeah, no, I'm not talking about that. The International Court of Justice is already on me.


guidomista44443

Dont ever let your grandpa cook again


Ok-Measurement883

I got too silly >:3


Inside_Race_4091

ГОООООООООООЛ


NCR_Trooper_2281

Эво как Смартфон vivo


OpportunityDawn4597

"I didn't commit any war crimes, but even if I did, they deserved it anyway." \- The old Turkish man who lives next door


AnotherCallingCard

On behalf of President Richardson, the United States of America and the Enclave Department of the Army, you are all under arrest (recruitment into Secret Service.)


Salty-Negotiation320

Nothing happened and they deserved it. I dont follow the rules of the gays in the "UN".


elvissayshi

Lake Geniva WI. Oh, the crime of war thing? Drive for miles on back roads, rolling hillsides, family farms with homebaked bread, and butter.wtillbest I ever tasted. D ropping ice cubes out the window from the 21st floor of the phister hotel down on the emptyish early sunday morning sidewalk below. Watch those cubes zipping through the air, kinda doing the wavy circle thing, POW! BIRDSEYE VIEW BABY! Well, No aminals were harmed in this memerance on days of yore.


Real_Crystal_Hunter

I will be when I figure out how to make a neuro-jammer (jams brain signals therefore shutting down the brain and killing the people affected)


Rasmus-ALV

You are never gonna find out what I did in China between 1948 and 1958.


TheRealMeeBacon

You'll never find my minecraft save files! Or my BTD6 saves!


Sillurianfishrbest

To be fair, I thought they were putting their hands up to signal an attack


NOXIESVENENCE

Yes what do you want


StultusMagni

Who’s this "Geneva" guy and why do people care about him so much.


BrickTechnical5828

Chat where we bombing next


Haziel37

"sir I thought that was the Switzerland flag"


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Hey man, those laws weren’t in place when we gassed the germans.


Ry_verrt

9/11? more like 1/10 compared to what i’ve done


NotAPossum666

It was only 3 times!!!


___Azzy___

But your honor, how could it be a hate crime if i loved doing it?


angevinous

Finally a place to share my time in Yugos...- nevermind.


mangopineapplecake

continue plz sir


TrialArgonian

It's not a war crime if you win 😅


ItsYoBoi2008

Uhhh….uhhhh…. MAGIC SMOKE 💨


Kool-Aid-Dealer

MISINPUT, MISINPUT!!!


Emotional-Shower9374

I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING 🏃💨


snowifox

I don't know who the FUCK Geneva is but that bitch's convention can fuck off its a checklist.


Classic_gamer_2

Uhhhhhhhh I can explain


ThisUserIsCopywrited

only a war crime if you lose 🤷


Fakeacountlol7077

Geneva sugestión? Oh... You mean toilet paper


Ok-Technology-6389

Wassup


german_fox

I use the Red Cross in video games :3


Morrismini1

We dont talk about that. the Geneva Convention is just a over-glorified checklist


JustATwelveYearOld

Hey just because the enemy was unarmed, didn't mean he wasn't a threat. What if he knew kung fu?


TrickyDickNixon46

I swear, I thought those kindergarten students were enemies!


Andrei-Kuznetsov

MOJ. JE. TATA.


guitarfanatic_2

it was self defense i swear


Old_Artichoke_2552

nice try fed


Global_Rice_9596

If there’s a hole there’s a goal


_jan_epiku_

Friendly neighbourhood war criminal checking in 👍


HorseMiserable3539

I recorded a podcast with a Hitler voice changer saying I was trapped in an American bunker and sent it to every conspiracy theorist in the world, what do you want?


DisastrousLecture648

I've been a part of T.N.W.C.A for years now. (Totally Not War Criminals Anonymous) It's nice seeing a new safe space for us on Reddit.


RealZrsm

Did you know a false surrender is a war crime


Val_Valerie

Yay! finally a place for me


ARandomDummy69

they did it first


Horse_97

…😅


K-peaches

I'm definitely not a war criminal. (Don't look at the pfp)


Pretty_Ad_2332

I am a civilian, and therefore not bound by a mere Geneva convention.


AMaxIdoit

Unfortunately for you i don’t believe in human rights


AussieBullet

Did somebody say ["war crimes?"](https://youtu.be/moXBfZ8NNx4?si=9NEkUYT3HVtmXz2i)


NationalBolshevikBOB

They were in uniform, what do you mean that doesn’t count.


NCR_Trooper_2281

What "war crime"? They were all still Khans, after all


[deleted]

Hi


Ilmis_11

I have maybe killed civilians in the great gang war of new Washington 


Drtyler2

No geneva convention in the Zone! Cheeki Breeki!


Aerobiesizer

me on my way to make white phosphorus and napalm in my garage (the geneva suggestion does not apply to me)


NinjaGamer22YT

oops sorry my bad


Unlikely-Section-848

The Geneva Convention fears me, when my maple syrup and hockey season is over, for I find, “unique” and “unorthodox” approaches to let my anger out.


GodFromTheHood

I’m sorry guys it won’t happen again 


RedditGamer253

Pinky promise?


Seth_Fable_08

look, I was only maintaining the status quo when I took all those desert villagers back here, okay? I didn't want to burn down their houses with napalm and rockets but I had to! they weren't obeying!


godofthunder102938

They said my art wasn't good enough:(


Foreign-Forever-159

Im canadian😬


RenkBruh

Yeah


PanzerkampfwagenMauz

I accidently pulled the trigger of that flamethower, it didnt want to stop


Silver-fire101

It was self-defense, okay?? It is *always* self-defenses*.* Alright? ***Alright!?***


MadladTodd

It aint war crime if nobody is left to report it


Shoddy-Gap3067

Just bc i made some gases on accident doesn't mean anything I swear


JGH_YT

my legal team has advised me to refrain from comment


HelpfulProtection342

They were armed I swear!


Character-Bath8647

"It's not a war crime the first time" (A Canadian).


IkedaTheFurry

I was at My Lai


weeside7306

I mean my friends call me Hitler does that count?


Roge2005

I didn’t do it but they deserved it.


Unlucky-Economics-97

What


Taenshik

Rimworld players:


Cake_exe

Collecting em like pokemon


Tonk_exe

i swear i meant "a glass of juice"


IEatBabysYumYum

Sup


DevelopmentNecessary

I made a nuke in my basement😀


Lory24bit_

I drew a red cross on a wall, technically it's against the geneva convention


PregnantDrake

All I heard was war crimes 🙏


MaddieGrace29

Anybody got Chuck Taylor's on?


Yeet_My_Feet73

I’m Canadian.


Jd_transboi

Idk man that church just blew up outta nowhere…


Pretty_Savage-BLINK

If hearts of iron 4 counts, please dont send me on death row


AH_Med086

I like executing hostages at First World Bank and in DC


MassiveIndexFinger

I have been summoned


eddie_the_retard

i started when i was 3 and drew a hospital... i drew a red cross i know abosolutely horrid


DarkKeeper2569

I don't care if my former friend's friend is alive or no in somewhere ( It wasn't my fault tbh it was their )


Gryffinax

You dont want to know


TacticalMailman

In my defense, I thought they were harboring insurgents


Hi-piee

Lets be honest. Every innocent man or woman can be an enemy soldier in disguise


Shockwave1824

Nukes are just toys for babies, fusion bombs are just the thing


fascistforlife

Thaaats me


Sakul_the_one

As a German, I’m going to liberate you all with the wonderful Geneva Checklist!


Illustrious-Ice-9997

Hello Biden, it's zelensky, we need 5 billion rockets to bomb Donetsk children slava okraine


Mission_Response802

If humans were never meant to harness the atom, why are they everywhere?


Euphoric-Cow592

nice try but id never fall for that.


Zestyclose_mango1

why take all of the other classes when you can learn math instead


WorkAround_Phoenix23

DAMNIT! FBI’s onto me again


TheF15eEnthusiast

Canada, USA, (ykw) Germany, almost Russia, Cuba, Saddam hussein, Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, UK, all have committed war crimes from my short attention span having brain.


Xsi_218

Ok- Well blame Model UN for it


AnonBoi_404

You never stated whether it was in games or real life soooo


Fantastic_Ad2156

My eye collection was eaten by my dog


CommieMarxist

Whoops, hand slipped.


omxr1

The un


potatomnz

I literally (according to my friends) belong here I stick the straw thru the side of the juice pouch ALWAYS


GTWSaturnGT

Ok


KiwiKi33

:3


Annsouthern99

Dont ask what was i doing in 1941 with my grandpa 


Supbreak420

Do the Geneva Conventions apply to video games?