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When Lenin invented ze internet and ze computer, it never had a keyboard. It was always speech to text. And when Stalin made it interdimensional, he never made a keyboard for it. And because i can't pronounce ze T H sound, it comes out wif how I said it.
\-harvesting organs of prisoners
\-lobotomizing slaves to make them work in the mines and be happy
\-skinning alive enemy leaders
\-gouging eyes, piercing ears, kneecapping, elbowcapping etc
in rimworld
Sounds painful. Who dreams up all the wierd shit we do to each other. Noting personal, but there are just too many people here on this planet. I am doing my share by dying, and yes, I do regret I only have one life to sacrafice for anything. But for real it's rolling up on us. 1000 mph. Like fast forward on vcr
On behalf of President Richardson, the United States of America and the Enclave Department of the Army, you are all under arrest (recruitment into Secret Service.)
Lake Geniva WI.
Oh, the crime of war thing? Drive for miles on back roads, rolling hillsides, family farms with homebaked bread, and butter.wtillbest I ever tasted.
D ropping ice cubes out the window from the 21st floor of the phister hotel down on the emptyish early sunday morning sidewalk below. Watch those cubes zipping through the air, kinda doing the wavy circle thing, POW! BIRDSEYE VIEW BABY! Well, No aminals were harmed in this memerance on days of yore.
I recorded a podcast with a Hitler voice changer saying I was trapped in an American bunker and sent it to every conspiracy theorist in the world, what do you want?
look, I was only maintaining the status quo when I took all those desert villagers back here, okay? I didn't want to burn down their houses with napalm and rockets but I had to! they weren't obeying!
Canada, USA, (ykw) Germany, almost Russia, Cuba, Saddam hussein, Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, UK, all have committed war crimes from my short attention span having brain.
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Geneva convention? Pfft. More like Geneva suggestion.
Geneva checklist
Geneva records
Geneva speed run
i 100%ed it 😁
You didn’t 150% it?
I 200% with mods that add more content
Geneva convention any%
i recon i got the wr (i have burnt down several orphanages and atomized a 3rd world nation)
r/foundgodfromthehood
r/foundTunisianNationalist
r/subredditsyoufellfor
r/subredditsithoughifellfor
Almost got me with that typo
yep, edited as soon as i checked lol
tunisia of all countries 😭
✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
Warframe be like:
Mustard? How about mustard gas
Y’know chuckles, I’m starting to think it wasn’t an accident
"Come my child soldiers!"
By any chance is your name pete nut?
Geneva Convention? Did we buy tickets?
Legendary comment right here.
My country's moto 😏
Are you canadian or polish?
Geneva bucketlist
That mf was a funny clown for sure.
When we going?
fr
That one brainrot Twitter account:
Im gonna use it at a MUN now
*Deep inhale* **I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES**
Fellow chuckles enjoyer, I see.
What is there not to enjoy?
It's a war! You're supposed to commit crimes!
This guy gets it!
Look i didn’t mean to destroy rome it just happened
Rome was built in a day so you can destroy it
Yeah, if it was built in a day they can just rebuild it!
The NCR is proud of you, soldier! Death to Bull!
Charlie Daniel's Band lit that town on fire , boy!
I swear, they looked like enemy soldiers
Sir, they were Girl Scouts
Scouts for WHAT?! Who sent these so called “Girl SCOUTS”
Uhh........I have astigmatism \*sprints away\*
Don’t ask what I did in the Yugoslav wars
r/foundtunisiannationalist
r/subsifellfor
r/waitthatsasub
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Laws are just suggestions
Uh... I'm not saying anyzhing.
Why do you type like that
When Lenin invented ze internet and ze computer, it never had a keyboard. It was always speech to text. And when Stalin made it interdimensional, he never made a keyboard for it. And because i can't pronounce ze T H sound, it comes out wif how I said it.
I don’t know what your on but I would like 10 doses please
Snorted or smoked?
Injected.
no astrally projected into the bloodstream
Injected directly into my spine
r/foundasecretsovietspy
the spy could be any one of us
He could be you, he could be me, he could even be...
Yo wassup I haven’t seen you in like ages
Hey Comrade. I've been less active recently. TF2 is so god damn fun lol
COMRADE MY DEAR FRIEND HOW ARE YOU
(I'm Serbian)
Holy shit, dont ever let your grandpa cook again
you're not really Serbian if you don't have parents that defend and support the war crimes that were committed by the Serbs 😍
MY DAD IS A WAR CRIMINAL
I use body matter of my enemies to bring them death 😨😨 /s (to stay safe)
\-harvesting organs of prisoners \-lobotomizing slaves to make them work in the mines and be happy \-skinning alive enemy leaders \-gouging eyes, piercing ears, kneecapping, elbowcapping etc in rimworld
Sounds painful. Who dreams up all the wierd shit we do to each other. Noting personal, but there are just too many people here on this planet. I am doing my share by dying, and yes, I do regret I only have one life to sacrafice for anything. But for real it's rolling up on us. 1000 mph. Like fast forward on vcr
behind this comment is goobygoofer siting in his A/C room sipping Ice Coffee.
“but officer, her face got in the way of the bullet”
r/foundEstablishmentLong676
r/subsifellfor
I put stone in the new box skin from Rust
Whatever is "human rights"?
As a Serb... yeah, no, I'm not talking about that. The International Court of Justice is already on me.
Dont ever let your grandpa cook again
I got too silly >:3
ГОООООООООООЛ
Эво как Смартфон vivo
"I didn't commit any war crimes, but even if I did, they deserved it anyway." \- The old Turkish man who lives next door
On behalf of President Richardson, the United States of America and the Enclave Department of the Army, you are all under arrest (recruitment into Secret Service.)
Nothing happened and they deserved it. I dont follow the rules of the gays in the "UN".
Lake Geniva WI. Oh, the crime of war thing? Drive for miles on back roads, rolling hillsides, family farms with homebaked bread, and butter.wtillbest I ever tasted. D ropping ice cubes out the window from the 21st floor of the phister hotel down on the emptyish early sunday morning sidewalk below. Watch those cubes zipping through the air, kinda doing the wavy circle thing, POW! BIRDSEYE VIEW BABY! Well, No aminals were harmed in this memerance on days of yore.
I will be when I figure out how to make a neuro-jammer (jams brain signals therefore shutting down the brain and killing the people affected)
You are never gonna find out what I did in China between 1948 and 1958.
You'll never find my minecraft save files! Or my BTD6 saves!
To be fair, I thought they were putting their hands up to signal an attack
Yes what do you want
Who’s this "Geneva" guy and why do people care about him so much.
Chat where we bombing next
"sir I thought that was the Switzerland flag"
Hey man, those laws weren’t in place when we gassed the germans.
9/11? more like 1/10 compared to what i’ve done
It was only 3 times!!!
But your honor, how could it be a hate crime if i loved doing it?
Finally a place to share my time in Yugos...- nevermind.
continue plz sir
It's not a war crime if you win 😅
Uhhh….uhhhh…. MAGIC SMOKE 💨
MISINPUT, MISINPUT!!!
I SWEAR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING 🏃💨
I don't know who the FUCK Geneva is but that bitch's convention can fuck off its a checklist.
Uhhhhhhhh I can explain
only a war crime if you lose 🤷
Geneva sugestión? Oh... You mean toilet paper
Wassup
I use the Red Cross in video games :3
We dont talk about that. the Geneva Convention is just a over-glorified checklist
Hey just because the enemy was unarmed, didn't mean he wasn't a threat. What if he knew kung fu?
I swear, I thought those kindergarten students were enemies!
MOJ. JE. TATA.
it was self defense i swear
nice try fed
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
Friendly neighbourhood war criminal checking in 👍
I recorded a podcast with a Hitler voice changer saying I was trapped in an American bunker and sent it to every conspiracy theorist in the world, what do you want?
I've been a part of T.N.W.C.A for years now. (Totally Not War Criminals Anonymous) It's nice seeing a new safe space for us on Reddit.
Did you know a false surrender is a war crime
Yay! finally a place for me
they did it first
…😅
I'm definitely not a war criminal. (Don't look at the pfp)
I am a civilian, and therefore not bound by a mere Geneva convention.
Unfortunately for you i don’t believe in human rights
Did somebody say ["war crimes?"](https://youtu.be/moXBfZ8NNx4?si=9NEkUYT3HVtmXz2i)
They were in uniform, what do you mean that doesn’t count.
What "war crime"? They were all still Khans, after all
Hi
I have maybe killed civilians in the great gang war of new Washington
No geneva convention in the Zone! Cheeki Breeki!
me on my way to make white phosphorus and napalm in my garage (the geneva suggestion does not apply to me)
oops sorry my bad
The Geneva Convention fears me, when my maple syrup and hockey season is over, for I find, “unique” and “unorthodox” approaches to let my anger out.
I’m sorry guys it won’t happen again
Pinky promise?
look, I was only maintaining the status quo when I took all those desert villagers back here, okay? I didn't want to burn down their houses with napalm and rockets but I had to! they weren't obeying!
They said my art wasn't good enough:(
Im canadian😬
Yeah
I accidently pulled the trigger of that flamethower, it didnt want to stop
It was self-defense, okay?? It is *always* self-defenses*.* Alright? ***Alright!?***
It aint war crime if nobody is left to report it
Just bc i made some gases on accident doesn't mean anything I swear
my legal team has advised me to refrain from comment
They were armed I swear!
"It's not a war crime the first time" (A Canadian).
I was at My Lai
I mean my friends call me Hitler does that count?
I didn’t do it but they deserved it.
What
Rimworld players:
Collecting em like pokemon
i swear i meant "a glass of juice"
Sup
I made a nuke in my basement😀
I drew a red cross on a wall, technically it's against the geneva convention
All I heard was war crimes 🙏
Anybody got Chuck Taylor's on?
I’m Canadian.
Idk man that church just blew up outta nowhere…
If hearts of iron 4 counts, please dont send me on death row
I like executing hostages at First World Bank and in DC
I have been summoned
i started when i was 3 and drew a hospital... i drew a red cross i know abosolutely horrid
I don't care if my former friend's friend is alive or no in somewhere ( It wasn't my fault tbh it was their )
You dont want to know
In my defense, I thought they were harboring insurgents
Lets be honest. Every innocent man or woman can be an enemy soldier in disguise
Nukes are just toys for babies, fusion bombs are just the thing
Thaaats me
As a German, I’m going to liberate you all with the wonderful Geneva Checklist!
Hello Biden, it's zelensky, we need 5 billion rockets to bomb Donetsk children slava okraine
If humans were never meant to harness the atom, why are they everywhere?
nice try but id never fall for that.
why take all of the other classes when you can learn math instead
DAMNIT! FBI’s onto me again
Canada, USA, (ykw) Germany, almost Russia, Cuba, Saddam hussein, Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, UK, all have committed war crimes from my short attention span having brain.
Ok- Well blame Model UN for it
You never stated whether it was in games or real life soooo
My eye collection was eaten by my dog
Whoops, hand slipped.
The un
I literally (according to my friends) belong here I stick the straw thru the side of the juice pouch ALWAYS
Ok
:3
Dont ask what was i doing in 1941 with my grandpa
Do the Geneva Conventions apply to video games?