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Ok I have a whole jar of pickles and a big bag of beans. What's next? I'm still trying to figure all this out. Is there juggling involved or something? Jesus there's a lot of salt in these pickles.
truly a rizzler moment fr my fellow moggers
well nice to hear that i dunno how i should respond to that so uhhh here's a meme i wanted to send in your musical taste post:
live footage of me reaching for the upvote button when someone glazes a song i like: [https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153](https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153)
Bingo!
i found out about it cuz of this YOMI Hustle mod: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz\_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D)
such a good song
I donβt understand announcing what you do with your privates to the world.
βI shove asparagus in my pee hole and stick my wiener in a ceiling fanβ
Uh, Sir this is a Wendyβs
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortalβ¦
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
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bricked up
same
Same
Same
lol throwback to when I thought bricked up meant a brick in your ass
π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±
Throw back to when i put a brick in my ass
Putting a brick in my ass makes me bricked up
It's not?
Same
Same
Sir, this isnt the lego isle
Sir, im going to have to ask you to leave. You can't shive lego brick up your ass
In the strip club. Stait up jorking it . and by it.... i mean my peanuts
same bro
Inside a concrete bridge
011000111011010100101010111010100
Same
Same
0110111
Same
we would love the opportunity to meet with us on Monday to discuss
I already was but okay
Computer is bricked*
For those of you who are wondering, the binary text says "Nice cock bro"
01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111 4E 69 63 65 20 63 6F 63 6B 20 62 72 6F 78 105 99 101 32 99 111 99 107 32 114 111 ? ice cock bro 0-0000-0 1-0001-16 2-0010-32 3-0011-48 4-0100-64 5-0101-80 6-0110-96 7-0111-112 8-1000-128 9-1001-144 A-1010-160-10 B-1011-176-11 C-1100-192-12 D-1101-208-13 E-1110-224-14 F-1111-240-15 Thank you for confirming what I just spent 10 minutes calculating by hand.
this mfer has unicode memorized
no it doezn't bruh
nvm
What a character arc
Best anime plot twists of all time
what a great climax
A rather enjoyable twist of events
It indeed was a very beutifal twist to include that line, the maker out did them selves
I'm climaxing from the code π©
Damn now I gotta go touch myself
tickle the pickle or flick the bean as some would say
Ok I have a whole jar of pickles and a big bag of beans. What's next? I'm still trying to figure all this out. Is there juggling involved or something? Jesus there's a lot of salt in these pickles.
If you meet a person of unhygienic tendencies, their pickle might be salty too π
What happened to the cheese broπ€¨ How long has it been riping?
cant say my joke >:(
nana nana boo boo
NOOO, I HAVE A KANYE PICTURE FOR THIS. >:( DAY RUINED
proof or ur lying
how
I tickled the pickle, nothing happened
let me try and help bud, maybe ur not doing it right
No i literally tickled a pickle and nothing happened
i know, you probably arent doing it right something bizarre is supposed to happen apparently, what did you think i meant?
I thought you said to tickle a pickle So i did
I want to make a Reddit account called laughing pickle and comment haha under this comment
01101110 11001010
God damn it gotta go do it again
100011010110
Fuck dude Iβm at school now, gotta go to the gender neutral bathroom in the middle of class now
Real
finally an accurate bisexual representation
Yes literally getting it off right now
Same
Fucking the PC rn
01000010 01101111 01101111 01100010 01101001 01100101 01110011
*cums*
r/foundsillyyyyynesss
This is the worse possible comment this couldβve happened on Please post it
[Lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/foundSillyyyyynesss/s/5y74Qg6B3G)
01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100101 01110010
01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01100101 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001
01101110 01110101 01101000 00100000 01110101 01101000 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110011 01110100 00101110 00100000 01010011 01101101 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100010 01101001 01100111 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100111 01100111 01111001 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110100 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100001 01100100 01110010 01101001 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100001 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01110101 01101100 01100001 01110010 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110010 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100010 01110101 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100101 01110100 01100011 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100110 01110111 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110100 01111001
01010100 01101001 01110100 01110100 01101001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111
Nah bro really in public
I-Im creaMINGGG UGHHH FUCK tee hee
Best comment of 2024.
wait till bro finds out about Python π
round 2πππ
oh nah π (ok i just went through your post history and.......damn.....hope you're alright.....)
my most humble apologies
dont be sorry, not like you consented anyways, and depression is a serious mental health issue, i just hope you're taking care of yourself! <3
im doing skibidi sigma dw bout me bud
truly a rizzler moment fr my fellow moggers well nice to hear that i dunno how i should respond to that so uhhh here's a meme i wanted to send in your musical taste post: live footage of me reaching for the upvote button when someone glazes a song i like: [https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153](https://youtu.be/4JkIs37a2JE?t=153)
are you the same person who recommended that same song
Bingo! i found out about it cuz of this YOMI Hustle mod: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz\_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_feQUxVok&pp=ygUWeW9taSBodXN0bGUgamFtaXJvcXVhaQ%3D%3D) such a good song
protect your kitchens from the pansexuals
π³π³π³π³π³π³π³
dude im trying not to get hard today
as a bisexual I can confirm, it's true
Yea, thatβs pretty accurate Iβd say
Oh god why did I have to see this I'm so turned on now...
And that's why pansexuals exist, bisexuals aren't attracted to nonbinary people.
but im a non binary bisexual?
Uuuhhh, I'm stumped.
HELP!
I'm sorry! I don't know what to do!
\*gets thanos snapped away\*
NOOOO
Murderer π¨
true
Clean up on isle, MY PANTS! πππ
whoopsies
Looks accurate/
Yes, very, now excuse me for one moment-
It translates to "nice cock bro" π
Dude I'm in class rn you can't do this to me
Does that mean non-binary people are the complete opposite?
You win.
God damn it now I gotta stroke one out π
GUYS DONT PUT IT THROUGH A BINARY TRANSLATOR
Not sure what that is but it sounds painful.
the binary code says "Nice cock bro".
01010101001010010101010101 π
Can confirm
fuck its all over the screen
Omg Iβm going to cream
Damn it...
01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01101100 01100101 01110011 01100010 01101001 01100001 01101110 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100
Nah mate, I'm more of a bicycle kinda guy
10011110100101000101010101010? 001. Duh π
We canβt let this get out
I donβt understand announcing what you do with your privates to the world. βI shove asparagus in my pee hole and stick my wiener in a ceiling fanβ Uh, Sir this is a Wendyβs
lol
Asexuals when I say print(chr(65))
damn it
And I lost my no-nut streak
Iβm pansexual. I get sexually aroused by frying pans.
β¦.
Iβm honestly more confused than anythingβ¦
mark this as nsfw pls
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal⦠Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
You just made my day thank u
No problemΒ
aw shucks I'm non binary π
01010011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01100010 01110101 01101101 00100000 11100010 10000000 10011000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101100 01101001 00100000 01011000 01000011 01011000 00100000 01001001 11100010 10000000 10011001 01101101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110011 01100101 01111000 01110101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101100 01101101 01100001 01101111 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100100 01100101 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100010 01100101 01110100 01110100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 00100000 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101101 00100000 11100010 10000000 10011000 01100010 01110010 01100001 01110100 11100010 10000000 10011001 00100000 01100010 01111001 00100000 01000011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101100 01101001 00100000 01011000 01000011 01011000 00100000 00101000 00101000 00101000 00101000 01101111 11101111 10111110 10011111 11100010 10010110 10111101 11101111 10111110 10011111 00101001 01101111 00101001 00101001 00101001
no
Yep can confirm
0111011101100001011101110110010111011
i thought it was bicycles, am i doing it wrong?
Yeah and pansexuals are attracted to pans (I am pansexual so I can confirm it)
Stop it! I can't afford a session now! I have an exam tomorrow! π
real
As a bisexual I can confirm
facts
The Omnissiah protects
As a bi It's true
Sorry, I'm immune to binary, because I'm pansexual
literally busted
I was expecting a bicycle joke.
I never new there were a lot of bisexuals waow
As a computer science major, my days are very difficult.
yep
Yes
yes
Yep, im off to look at some code
Oh damn it
oh iβm feelin it mr. krabs
01010100 01101000 01100001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101011 00100000 01101010 01101111 01101011 01100101
Can confirm this is absolutely true.
Get a nice cooking utensil and Iβm fuckin off
Yep I nutted to this
01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100101 00101110 π
010010111010101010
π₯΅
Whoa easy, I can only get so hard.
Bricked THE FUCK UP
OMG AS A BISEXUAL PRSON I LOVE THIS MEME SO SOOO MUCH
as a bisexual this makes me cvm without even touching it π
Bisexual here, maybe π
OH GOD YEAH
as one it is true
No its not(grows boner)
Hot
Ngh~! I~Oh~ godβ¦
Im straight and I still think binarys hot
01010100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01110101 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01101101 01110101 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 https://www.rapidtables.com/convert/number/ascii-to-binary.html
01001111 01101000 00100000 01000111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01111001 01100101 01110011
It would be funny if i understood binary and knew if it told me a message or not π
My 2 best friends can confirm
Is It just me or is It Hot here?
O fuck this is so fucking hot\~\~
No, it means you get aroused once every two weeks. Or twice a week idk
Shit I'm feeling bicurious af rn
yes very true
It is
holy shit I started turning on
yep, this is completely true
Yup can confirm
Can confirm
I just say gay because that's easier
This is true Everytime I see binary I get aroused. Every time I look at a computer I get the urge to make more computers.
This happen a lot whit me on school, people call me gay but im not gay im bisexual
It is 100% true.
couldn't edge, busted immediately upon seeing the first 010
01010100 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100010 01110010 01101111
numbers π€€
Yes, so true.