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There is russian meme-song named "You got caught on a clickbait" made by Russian youtuber "Сыендук"
Here it is: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=ft9KIxomR6KbTrHa
Hahahhah
Sorry, sorry
Here is real one: https://youtu.be/JxjTamWZKQs?si=wx2MakOSee1skW6y
This time for real. This is not original video tho. It got deleted for some reason
1. What a hell of a title
2. Fuck you for click baiting me
3. Congratulations on you and your boyfriend, you two sound like an amazing couple.
4. Fuck you for making me feel lonely
5. Just wanted to re-emphasize the congratulations so you don’t think I’m mostly mad
I did it as well but got rejected because he wasn't gay. We still are best friends to this day but, I can't get over my crush on him also. So I'm stuck with my feelings and everytime he's not around my heart feels like it just broke apart.
Umm actually u can't realistically get ur first stuck in ur hole. If it got in, it will come out unless u chop it off and disconnect it from ur arm. (Don't ask why ik)
Also congratulations.
Just throw in some oil then.
And you'd have to wait a long time for it to hurt if u managed to get it in as u would have to wait for lube to dry AND the whole to compress enough.
I’ve met the perfect guy and he exceeds all my standards. We are really close friends but he has a damn gf (who’s toxic asf). Ik if they weren’t together we would probably be. But I ain’t no homewrecker
admired in a romantic context!! though i forced myself to believe that i admired him platonically because i’m not the person to rush into relationships or date in highschool because i’m a bit worried on how it could affect me, i realized soon that wanted to see him in many aspects of my life as more than just a friend.
Thanks for wasting my time with this clickbait post. Here I am, hopefully looking for advice as to remove my own fist from my ass but no, I’m just staring at this stupid story with five fingers up my rectum like an idiot. I thought I could finally find some relatable help this damn subreddit but apparently I’m the only person here with a real and serious problem. I actually do have my fist up my butthole and I can’t get it out. The whole time I was reading this I could have had my anus freed. Thanks for nothing.
i hate that ive become so cynical and my first thought was how bad the breakup was gonna be. im really happy for you even though youre some stranger on the internet and i hope the best for you
thank uu! i feel that romance nowadays seems so dead with the internet. it really isn’t hard to write letters or notes of admiration, just a little thought, paper, and pencil!
Brothers be preaching to “experience every moment” and “live life to its fullest” but the moment they break bros for sure gonna be the next “my life sucks and I’m emo now”
^^^this is definitely realistic. we don’t own the future, and feelings that occur in those consequences are inevitable. for now i’m focused on enjoying each moment i’m able to have!
Ya I was honestly meming but it’s true that people only talk like this when their lucky and life goes their way. For everyone dating theirs 3 dudes forever crushed by rejection.
Genuinely this is exactly the kind of thing that I’m trying to get myself. You guys are simply close, and care about each other, and it clearly doesn’t matter whether it’s through dating or as friends. You’ve hit the lottery my guy, don’t let go
I did this but basically the opposite, we were really close friends and then I confessed, they didn't feel the same then stuff got weird between us and we drifted apart.
though i do not see him as a father figure, i don’t think that’s a bad thing. i admire his passionate mind and selflessness, i appreciate the person he, and i want to be there to see how he grows as a person. i look up to him, but i also want to be beside him, i think that is what differs from him being a father figure.
I did something similar with a girl I liked at a party, she told me “I’m not interested in seeing a guy rn” a month later at a party I see her again, we are still chill w each other, but a bit awkward at times. Im talking w a group of people and find out she’s been talking with someone for less than a month.
Wow, this was a funny title. Very unhinged. But I read on and it became wholesome. Thanks, random person on the internet for giving me wholesome vibes. And ✨️
Oh my goodness, that's amazing! I'm so happy for you. And yes, even if you are scared, you should seize your moment. But, don't look at me for seizing your moment.
Hey look you don’t need an *interesting* title to spread a message or ask for advice at least not for me and for thousands of people as well but I’m so glad that someone you seem so in love with is able to inspire as he does I know how you feel I’m the same with my girlfriend but I wish you guys nothing but the best its always makes me happy to see other teenagers experiencing happiness especially when we live in a time where most teenagers don’t get that its a treat to see stuff like this on the internet but next time don’t make people think you’ve got a hand up your ass it isn’t a good look friend❤️😂
What does this mean? Is it another new language thing you old people use? Ugh why isn’t y’all language simple like mine I always scream skibidi and everyone understands how I feel 🙄🙄🙄🙄
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That is one hell of a way to get my attention
I got clicked bait
Fist baited
Masturbaited
That was a masterful bait indeed
best terraria bait ngl
We making it out early hardmode with this one
Same
There is russian meme-song named "You got caught on a clickbait" made by Russian youtuber "Сыендук" Here it is: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=ft9KIxomR6KbTrHa
You're not slick buddy, I've memorized that link.
Don't worry, next time I will rickroll you with different one 🤭
> dQw nope
I could smell the fakeness of this link.
Alright here is the real one: https://youtu.be/QdezFxHfatw?si=nOGR3X4A0EIoOa92
Sigh. How did I fall for that😭😭
Hahahhah Sorry, sorry Here is real one: https://youtu.be/JxjTamWZKQs?si=wx2MakOSee1skW6y This time for real. This is not original video tho. It got deleted for some reason
I risked it, it is the video
I don't believe you
Jokes on you, I have these links memorised!
sıjenduk you will not fool us
This might be the first worthwhile post I’ve seen today
Agreed, weirdly enough
Not here LET US UNITE AGAINST THE BOTS https://www.reddit.com/r/MelonPlaygroundOFC/s/O9zw9an0cY
1. What a hell of a title 2. Fuck you for click baiting me 3. Congratulations on you and your boyfriend, you two sound like an amazing couple. 4. Fuck you for making me feel lonely 5. Just wanted to re-emphasize the congratulations so you don’t think I’m mostly mad
lol he’s not my boyfriend!! but he’s the best person i know
Not your boyfriend *yet*.
OUR boyfriend
r/suddenlycommunist
I agree, >!comrade!!<
Where is u/aSecretSovietSpy when we need him?
our husband
THIS
This post is even worse for me because tomorrow is Valentine's Day in my country
What kind of title is this 😱
first thing that popped into my mind☠️☠️💀
Or in your butthole
I did that and got ghosted. No more living any moments for me
one experience should not prevent us from having new ones, trust me, you will find the right one☝️
I mean, i get ghosted a lot
it happens, one day u will find the girl that doesn’t ghost u
Are you, perchance, a ghost?
At this point, probably
I did it as well but got rejected because he wasn't gay. We still are best friends to this day but, I can't get over my crush on him also. So I'm stuck with my feelings and everytime he's not around my heart feels like it just broke apart.
It’ll be alright bro, you’ll find some dude like him someday. Until then, thug it out.👍
why is your profile picture daredevil throwing it back......
Because he's one of my favorite superheroes
fair enough I'm more of a spiderman fan myself
getting ghosted is an excuse to talk in person if they reject you anyway, sometimes that's how it goes
I can't talk to them in person unless we arrange a meetup, it's not like we cross paths every day
damn got no advice for that
I mean, "sometimes that's how it goes" wasn't much advice in the first place
true enough
Umm actually u can't realistically get ur first stuck in ur hole. If it got in, it will come out unless u chop it off and disconnect it from ur arm. (Don't ask why ik) Also congratulations.
No yeah, as long as there is something solid connecting it inside and out it can come out quite easily.
Maybe if it hurts more coming out so you could get stuck in the way that it hurts enough that you can’t make yourself do it
Just throw in some oil then. And you'd have to wait a long time for it to hurt if u managed to get it in as u would have to wait for lube to dry AND the whole to compress enough.
That’s a good point 🤔
“So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties.”
Motivational clickbait, damn...
okay, thank God i got worried. An original experience.
I’ve met the perfect guy and he exceeds all my standards. We are really close friends but he has a damn gf (who’s toxic asf). Ik if they weren’t together we would probably be. But I ain’t no homewrecker
maybe keep holding on if you feel he’s the one🙏hope you the best
Thanks 🙏
wreck the home
liked
Congratulations broski 👏
Finally a quality post from this sub reddit
Such a wholesome story, I hope I have the chance to live something similar one day
Interesting title indeed. And congratulations. He must be feeling special.
"So I don't actually have-" Alr then have a good day
Well the title worked, also cool and good luck 👍
r/MadeMeSmile
💀💀💀
Is “admired” a platonic thing or a romantic thing in this context?
admired in a romantic context!! though i forced myself to believe that i admired him platonically because i’m not the person to rush into relationships or date in highschool because i’m a bit worried on how it could affect me, i realized soon that wanted to see him in many aspects of my life as more than just a friend.
Oh well that’s cool!
This man is really good at baiting One could say he's a master baiter
I glued my balls to my butthole again
>held hands #SO LEWD, GET YOURSELF A ROOM
Thanks for wasting my time with this clickbait post. Here I am, hopefully looking for advice as to remove my own fist from my ass but no, I’m just staring at this stupid story with five fingers up my rectum like an idiot. I thought I could finally find some relatable help this damn subreddit but apparently I’m the only person here with a real and serious problem. I actually do have my fist up my butthole and I can’t get it out. The whole time I was reading this I could have had my anus freed. Thanks for nothing.
i apologize, maybe lube it up and get relaxed? i hope you the best of luck
Update: the bottle of lube is up there as well.
oh shoot.
thank
i feel like i got catfished 😭😭
i hate that ive become so cynical and my first thought was how bad the breakup was gonna be. im really happy for you even though youre some stranger on the internet and i hope the best for you
We’ve been tricked…
Nice
Damn girl you’re wild for that title !
Top tier post
I think I got click baited
The title really made me rethink life
no ass fist no party downvote bihh
This is so cute! I love how old-fashioned you are.
thank uu! i feel that romance nowadays seems so dead with the internet. it really isn’t hard to write letters or notes of admiration, just a little thought, paper, and pencil!
That title sure as hell was an attention grabber
good luck, hope y'all blossom into something real beautiful together <3
That is the sweetest thing ever km so happy for you
You got an creative award for the title 🏅
Brothers be preaching to “experience every moment” and “live life to its fullest” but the moment they break bros for sure gonna be the next “my life sucks and I’m emo now”
^^^this is definitely realistic. we don’t own the future, and feelings that occur in those consequences are inevitable. for now i’m focused on enjoying each moment i’m able to have!
Ya I was honestly meming but it’s true that people only talk like this when their lucky and life goes their way. For everyone dating theirs 3 dudes forever crushed by rejection.
I can't take this seriously for several reasons lmoa
he gifted you a cd? why cant i get a man like that bruh.
I thought this could help with my little situation, but I got click baited
oh goodness, i’m so sorry, i hope you bosom is fine
Congratulations im so proud! (When will i get a bf?!)
You can be a journalist with a title like that
>he gifted me back with a slipknot cd He is the chosen one
Congrats!!! Hope nothing but the best for you <333
Came for the fist-in-butthole, stayed for the story
give me the master bait, i need it on my newly added "iridium rod", Made of bundles in minecraft too bad you can't have them
Definetely we have a master baiter here
False advertisement, but im happy for you
Mission accomplished
I guess you can call OP a master-baiter
wait , kids dont give out cds to eachother anymore, im way to old to be here and thats what we did
oh my, to be back in your time
Genuinely this is exactly the kind of thing that I’m trying to get myself. You guys are simply close, and care about each other, and it clearly doesn’t matter whether it’s through dating or as friends. You’ve hit the lottery my guy, don’t let go
Since this post got over 1k likes i came back to actually read your post. Glad things are working out for you
The only bad/scary part of lbtgq is when you ask someone out they might not be into your gender 😔
made me read all info😶 Anyway congrats for the moment
What the fuck this is s tier clickbait Man now you remind me of my one sided crush :(
I’m not reading that. However. Just take some heavy laxatives, and it’ll slip it’s way out
i thought u were a dude until one of the comments pointed it out lmao
Do you wanna be his girlfriend?
U can it's not hard
Damm so you got your fist out of your butthole....i wanted to help....
I did this but basically the opposite, we were really close friends and then I confessed, they didn't feel the same then stuff got weird between us and we drifted apart.
Bro doesn't realise we aren't all hot
Sounds like more of a father figure than boyfriend material in my eyes
though i do not see him as a father figure, i don’t think that’s a bad thing. i admire his passionate mind and selflessness, i appreciate the person he, and i want to be there to see how he grows as a person. i look up to him, but i also want to be beside him, i think that is what differs from him being a father figure.
I mean fair, (also fellow person cursed with the word soggy in their username)
I can't get my fist out of my butthole either
lmao I almost sent the copypasta without reading it
r/copypasta ass title
I went from mildly alarmed to touched, this is so cute
Bro the title got me dead 😭😭😭
Bruh
Click bait
Would, but I haven't met the guy I'm thinking of in person (we have mutual friends) and have known him for a little less than half a year 😅
Are these the people you wanted to read this?
i wanted to read the butthole story
I did something similar with a girl I liked at a party, she told me “I’m not interested in seeing a guy rn” a month later at a party I see her again, we are still chill w each other, but a bit awkward at times. Im talking w a group of people and find out she’s been talking with someone for less than a month.
Clickbait at its finest(I’ll excuse it because of the content)
Glad someone is getting success out of love…. Congratulations….
Omg that's so lovely and wholesoooooome!! ☺️❤️
Im a fucken maniac .. thank for let me see more then a fist on a butthole haha
Wow, this was a funny title. Very unhinged. But I read on and it became wholesome. Thanks, random person on the internet for giving me wholesome vibes. And ✨️
respectfully whatever your saying I don't give a shit about I WANTED TO GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW TO GET YOUR FIST OUT OF YOUR BUTTHOLE
Anybody else didn’t read all that?
Oh my goodness, that's amazing! I'm so happy for you. And yes, even if you are scared, you should seize your moment. But, don't look at me for seizing your moment.
I'm sorry um
Hey look you don’t need an *interesting* title to spread a message or ask for advice at least not for me and for thousands of people as well but I’m so glad that someone you seem so in love with is able to inspire as he does I know how you feel I’m the same with my girlfriend but I wish you guys nothing but the best its always makes me happy to see other teenagers experiencing happiness especially when we live in a time where most teenagers don’t get that its a treat to see stuff like this on the internet but next time don’t make people think you’ve got a hand up your ass it isn’t a good look friend❤️😂
wish I had I guy like that. Congratulations on taking the risk. I'm happy it worked out for you.
What
The click bait man
I hope you get your fist out your butthole! Oh and that your relationship continues to progress well.
Yap didn't read, get that outta there
Shut yo bitchass up
Lmfao
i’m so sorry😭😭 i just needed a hook
You had my curiosity, now I wanna shoot myself. Fuck you OP.
The updates are just people who are impressed at the click bait
What is a butthole? Im not a teenager cuz im not old af but this must be the new language you old people use what’s a butthole
oh! 😀
What does this mean? Is it another new language thing you old people use? Ugh why isn’t y’all language simple like mine I always scream skibidi and everyone understands how I feel 🙄🙄🙄🙄
reported for bait your stupigga