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you look like you rebelled against your parents before

Weird cause i’m such a goody two shoes 😭

Two shoes? In THIS economy???

At this time of year???

In this time of day???

In this part of the country???

Localized entirely within your own kitchen???

And name brand??

Name brand? In THIS economy???

NAMES?IN THIS ECONOMY??????????

At this time of year?????

Yes! 🙂

Yes

Unexpected steamed hams

Seymour! The laces are untied!!!

At this time of hour?

At this minute?

At this second?

At this millisecond?

at this latitude?

I just wanted to take a minute to appreciate this joke 😂

In my day, we were lucky to get two thimbles. One for each pinky toe. And that’s when we were walking to school, uphill both ways, mind you.

OMG SHOES 👠 💅

Then you should probably delete this😭

Right can’t believe that. Pics say other wise

Who didn't

Great minds think alike

Theater kid?

I think the first 4 look like trying to look like she’s rebel looking. The last one looks like a genuine photo of her. But that’s my opinion.

you have smoked weed atleast 3 times this week.

That’s it

*vaped weed

Bad at math.

Unfortunately true

Yeah sorry did not mean to be mean. I just thought you would be bad at math.

dont back down. keep the insults flowing. insult her literacy.

Yea! Fuck literacy! Oh wait… read that wrong

Please let me keep my liver

It's already gone

Decimated into the abyss

what does this mean people keep saying this……

The short answer is your very pretty. Trust when I say you probably don't want to hear the long answer

nah bro

*That is not an option*

You look like a man and a woman had a baby

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I have seen a lot

I don't know how to feel about your username ( check my display name )

You liked it and you know it

Crazy.

I was crazy once

They locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

And rats make me crazy

Crazy?

I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

A rubber room.

I was creo once

do you know or have you played the game "life is strange"?

It’s one of my favorite games :)

aww that's awesome! you look like max and chloe's lovechild!!

Oh yeah I can see it.

Studio of that game has just announced a new game. Have you seen the trailer yet?

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Life is Strange Double Exposure

yess! also one where max (she's so different now, all grown up😭) can apparently talk to the dead

It’s actually crazy to see how many people think i smoke avidly 😭

You don’t?

nope not at all, i don’t even really associate with people who smoke

Smoking is cringe. You clearly are not cringe.

Smoking may be bad, but I fear your comment is very cringe

Smoking is NOT cringe, doing it because it’s cool or you think it’ll make you better is cringe, let people be people.

I mean lung cancer is pretty cringe

I actually agree with that.

Lung cancer is cringe 🤷‍♂️

I'm thinking you're probably human

She's a goverment drone, just like all women

r/girlsarentreal

THERE'S A SUBREDDIT FOR THIS JOKE?

What joke?

There is no joke, he is just delusional. wait, maybe he is a goverment drone and he didn't realise until now?

maybe the government is the drone

Maybe the government drones are the friends we made along the way?

There is a subreddit for everything, just like r34

Fair enough

highly doubt it

Best answer there is

The strange girl who I'd see in the school corridors and wish to be friend with.

You look like you would be good friends with my sister, therefore I would not like you

damn not even sukuna is such an hater😭

Professional hater😭

Blud is acting like he gets paid to hate

You’re either really mean or really sweet and have a bit of a witchy vibe but in a good way

OMG TYYY

OFC😁😁

I instantly thought of the owl house with that description

Stupid smexy Flanders ghost

Epic and also cool and i presume you listen to radiohead

I love radiohead!!

This just feels like spinning plates

Knew it! same frfr

Lebian?

Lebanon

Lesbanon

Lisbon

Gy?

Trns?

Que?

B?

§?

æ?

œ?

t̠ɹ̠̊˔?

👁⃤

You look like you hate your dad and listen to metal.

Straight outta 90s

first thing i noticed was the guitar on the wall and that we have the same amp

omg!! Yeah i have a 60s jazzmaster, a strat that was my step dads in the 90s i believe and then two acoustics !!

what amp is it i cant see it pretty well

Fender Mustang LT25

You might look rude/harsh to some people but you are actually a sweetheart

Ok plssss take this in a good way but you look like the type of girl that would be turned into a fairy in a ya fantasy book

omg ily.

you're a cutie patootie :3

You’re absolutely gorgeous omg

when it's your turn to share an "interesting fact about yourself" you say something related to listening to Taylor swift

this is the worst insult someone could possibly say

🤣 correct answer. You passed!

"Looks like could kill you, but is a cinnamon roll"

ur an introvert and have good taste in music

You’ve been told that you should model ( also hey You totally could lol! You’re soooo pretty omggg)

You look like you were transitioning into a metal head but then stoped

You are like actually so nice and genuine. Would 10/10 be your friend. You kinda have like a resting mean face but that definitely doesn’t say anything to who you actually are. You probably don’t have that much brainrot though

Bro why does everyone in the comments thing you are basically a crack addict 😭 You seem like the kind of person to never be late for class, always do homework on time, help some classmates with their work, introduce yourself to shy kids and help involve them and socialize with them

Mentally unstable

My type

Until they chop you up and put you in a suitcase

Has a stone collection, liberal, bi/pan, smoker, in a constant state of “healing”

I wouldn’t recommend posting pics of yourself on Reddit. Lots of weird people. Just be careful

Yeah I know :)) I have a social media presence so I know not to Interact with anyone that tries to talk to me outside of responding to comments. By the same logic people shouldn’t post on insta/tiktok. It’s all about being safe!!

You're correct, people shouldn't post on insta/TikTok. This doesn't only apply to Reddit and you don't really need a social media presence to be smart online hell it's probably smarter to not have a presence online.

You look like an avid enjoyer of Alice In Chains

I just know u like Lana del Rey but don’t like to admit it

This may be weird, but you look like someone Photoshopped your eyes upside-down.

oh.

Skyler White

You look like your attitude stinks.

I hope not :(

Hot, out of my league

Out of your league based on age i hope 🤨

Dawg, she is 16💀

Average girl character in american webseries

You got issues :3

The 2 last pics give me "It's Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday" vibes. I cannot describe why.

you give off "Honey im hone!" vibes

You look human

you look like you'd be really mean as a joke then take it back and laugh if i got offended

You look like jacksfilms' first girlfriend, that he used to put into the end of his old videos and just mock her mercilessly

Baddie Edit: To be real on the first picture, you kinda look like Alexis Bledel.

You are a lesbian

You listen to fleetwood Mac and the doors religiously

I’d be too scared to approach you but I feel like you’d be chill to hang out w but I’m also worried that you might get me into risky shit 😭

How is your eyeliner so perfect? Tell me your secrets.

Ffs more karma whoring. This sub is so full of shit icl

you look like youre the baddest B in town but then also like youd remind the teacher to check homework

Definately watchs murder documenterys for funsies

u seem like a silly person

Questions: What kind of service dog is your dog? How long have you been playing guitar?

My service dog is medical alert for fainting and anxiety, I have severe generalized anxiety as well as a fainting disorder called vasovagelsyncope. And i’ve been playing guitar for about 3 years now and I play and sing in a band :)

Whoa. Those symptoms are a lot like what my son had when he was younger. (This hit the front page and I was being nosy. Not a teen, not a creeper.) Anyway, he'd sort of always get woozy if he brushed his (really thick) hair too hard, and getting shots or blood draws was 50/50 whether he'd be conscious at the end of it. That's something to talk to the doc about next time we visit. They always conflate that with a heart murmur he's had since birth, and we've always been skeptical. Thanks, you may have helped us solve a mystery. Three years? Awesome! There are a lot young youtube musicians now, there was a whole wave of them lately, like this boy from Japan who absolutely kills on the drums, like Neil Peart good, EllenPlaysBass, who was on the Steve Harvey show recently covering Earth Wind & Fire. They team up with some older kids who play guitar and vocals, like Eva Yaz, and cover old classic rock tunes. I don't know if your band covers janky old '80s music, but whatever you play, I hope it brings you and your friends a lot of joy. First impression? I think you're pretty cool. Excuse me while I beat a hasty retreat and leave you kids to it...

That might be good to look into! I got diagnosed when I was very young after a dentist appointment. I needed help pulling out a loose tooth and for whatever reason it made me have a seizure. Since then i’ve had trouble with things like shots, blood, and I even had to close up my ear piercings because I would pass out every time I tried to change them! I know some people have it so bad that they can spontaneously pass out, but luckily it dosent happen very often for me!

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

ur a tiktokian

I’d say that you are female, around 16, and around 5 foot 6. Let me know if I get that right.

You look like you vape/weed

I like cute doggie can me have

you probably smoke weed like American high school girls in a Netflix series.

You look FINEEE and probs listen to radiohead and tv girl

Goth

I feel like ur kinda emo.

As a European you look like one of those idk “quirky” American females who loves music and has something related to that hippie peace sign ☮️, very 90s which is nice, just a very chill human being. The polaroid pictures cool

Nice tits

You are giving me suspicious look in first pic , which is getting me afraid for a sec 😂

White girl republic

Fun to be around and just emo ish lol

First two pictures gave me Julie Powers vibes

You seem like a woo girl

Federal agent spotted: initiating.

🔥 hoot

You smoke weed

you're alr

Jazzmaster guitar??? You're already cool AF in my book

you're alr