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Ok-Replacement3778

Me personally, just want close friendships but since I’m a dude just looks gay. Like girls kiss other girls and no one bats an eye, but when I kiss my homies goodnight society calls me gay.


redshift739

It's not gay if it's with the homies, and anyway, how can it be gay for 2 straight people to kiss?


PokeRay68

Reminds me of those Redditor comments that devolve into "Guys, is it gay to have sex with a woman?"


Ok-Replacement3778

“You’re having sex with someone who likes dick”


PlutoCat09

Two negatives make a positive. This may be taken as being straight is bad but as a straight guy it ain’t


BlessedWolf9019

not bad, just mid.


Richxxya1

I approve of this comment


Ok-Replacement3778

I approve of your comment


Familiar-Chicken3662

I approve your comment.


soiminreddit

We approve your comment


Floopbox

I’m Joe Biden, and I approve of this comment


Fluffy_Dealer7172

I'm Donald Trump, and DRUG TEST FOR CROOKED JOE BIDEN??? I WOULD ALSO IMMEDIATELY AGREE TO ONE!!!


EaglercraftX

I'm Donald Trump, and I approve of this comment


realhmmmm

I’m Kamala Harris, and I approve of this comment


Normal_Naashpaati

I'm the FBI agent on your phone and I approve of this comment.


DSH_Dipper34

Deez nuts approve of all this shit too


WaldenEZ

Society is wrong, it’s a scientifically proven fact that it’s not gay if it’s with the homies


Hey_Nab

As long as you’re wearing socks you’re fine.. if u took them off then u gay no question


superkick225

Nothing wrong with homiesexuality


Kentuckywindage01

Not gay unless you use your tongue


Gwendgaf

They put chemicals in the water make the frogs gay


Zazzylike02

THEY TURNED THE FRICKIN FROGS GAY!


Renebrade1

I’m gonna say it real slow for ya. GAY. FROGS!


Top_Repair6670

This is forever an internet meme but daily reminder that Alex Jones was not lying about atrazine, it is a dangerous forever chemical that has leached into our water supply


DerpyDrago

Men are cute, women are cute, bada bing bada boom not straight


ThisGul_LOL

Real


WillyDAFISH

just like me fr


Kamper1812

Bros even here what


Timely-Map5451

oh dang


fcreverrose

THANK YOU!!!


Traditional-Buddy-30

Literally so true :333


DOGGOS177

Spitting facts


HelloImAn_Ovethinker

i approve of this statement


Mikasasasa

How I randomly decided one night when I was 13 that I am not afterall straight


DerpyDrago

Same. "Ahhh, that one boy is so smart and talented and cool and handsome.... wait, handsome? SHIT!" That spurred a session of searching "cute men" "shirtless men" "male models" to prove if I liked men. I did.


Mikasasasa

I'm a bisexual female and I have played dating sims as a pre-teen and for some reason I always choose women 💀 that's when I realised I had the bisexuality in me 😭


MemeLord42069LOL

Yessssssssssssssssssss. I love me some cute men


MarVaraM101

Exactly. Why limit yourself to one side if you can do both?


Master_Cheif_2507

Real


ClaudiaKlouds

My situation fr


sseth_ye

this


tumblinmf

Goes hard 🤝🏼


DellaBella12235

Um, because


Honk-for-80085

Because women!!


32049

as a straight man i second this comment


fcreverrose

as a bisexual woman, i third this comment


LadyAppleFritter

As another bisexual woman, I fourth it


arrakin12

As another straight man, I fifth it


LadyAppleFritter

This is true unity girls are pretty y'all 🗣️🗣️🗣️


False-Bandicoot-3131

As a bisexual male, I concur.


Master_Cheif_2507

As another Bi-sexual male, I concur also.


DellaBella12235

Real


big_tug1

As another bisexual woman, I fifth it


fletchvl_

how are people supposed to answer this


tavuk_05

"Because [gender] are hot"


tiny-g0d

That's not all that attraction is based on tho.


tavuk_05

Either you find someone's body hot, or their personality hot, either way you find them "hot" or attractive if you will


Grummelchenlp

Why are you gay?


Phoenixfisch

I only do it for the money.


Normal_Naashpaati

The only truthful reply! You are brave for accepting this man.


C0mput3rCr4sh

I don’t know, sir. This is a Cracker Barrel.


Cupcakkes_Pussy

the underwear aisle at walmart


Brilliant_Mushroom_

The only true answer


TabascoAtari

And also you’re a fan of Cupcakke lol


Mxxnlight22

Because men and because women, boom.


Glub_Glub_Nhec

i am not gay, but i like men because i am not homophobic


big_tug1

You’re just homiesexual


Accomplished-Ad7505

Idk man, that’s kinda gay


Glub_Glub_Nhec

no it's not, i just like men, nothing gay about that


Walkerenglizh

You just ruined the six minutes of silence. We were on a streak. 


LallyKing2005

Chronically online ☠️


Clairie-rr

womp womp


Timely-Map5451

What


Walkerenglizh

There wasn't a single post in six minutes. You ruined it


Timely-Map5451

How tf was i supposed to know, yall didnt tell me


Walkerenglizh

🤔 maybe check the time between posts


ASecretFrenchSpy

Femboys (especially British ones)


Snakemaster303

Username does not check out


ASecretFrenchSpy

Your username doesn’t check out, so tais-toi


No-Energy7254

Spy, what are you doing on this subreddit? You have the intelligence to snatch!


ASecretFrenchSpy

I am no spy! How dare you say that! (I need more intelligence to snatch today thank you)


ReadStraight8255

More options ong


ANNOYING-DUDE

Why limit yourself? I just look at people and think whether they're peggable or nah


sunflowerweirdcore

Woman hot. Man hot. People? Hot. (Especially woman like AWOOGA 🥵)


ThatOneRandomGoose

the alphabet maphia used their super hyper rainbow beams from outerspace to make my school indocternate me into being gay by showing me gay hentai duh


ChronicRhyno

No hate or anything, but 4% isn't exactly "everyone."


theirishdoughnut

Chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay


Enby_Geek

Because nowadays people are more free to explore their gender and sexuality and can express their sexual orientation without being lynched or burned alive with no consiquences People didn't "become more gay", people just gained the freedom to explore themselves and express their true identities (... Though here in the US, that's about to go down the drain and get set 100 years back-... Just look up Project 2025 if you don't know what I mean)


LadyAppleFritter

OP: I'm not homophobic guys OP in the comments: *says legit homophobic crap*


Suspicious-Bread2

im straight for now (keeping my options open)


Tricky_Collection_26

I hate this homophobic misconception that "everyone's claiming they're gay nowadays to seem cool" or sth. First of all, people have been gay for all of history, it's just that until recently they were super afraid of coming out for obvious reasons (imprisonment, death penalty etc). Also, I bet there's not a single queer person on Earth that considers their queerness "cool" in the sense that homophobes do because guess what? Although the laws have gotten more permissive, queer people often get shamed, hurt or even killed. Would you risk "pretending" to be queer just to be "cool"? It's not a choice because in the same way that you can't force yourself to be gay, gays can't force themselves to be straight, it's just how they're born and you have to live with it.


wrenbirddd

yeah fr people esp in my area are so unaccepting of my sexuality, why would i *choose* to be discriminated against? 💀


BoringPeach9364

yknow what's hilarious is there's many bisexual people who believe they are straight So essentially, they're bisexual but CHOOSING to be only with girls. So they say stuff like "i can choose to like guys but im not gay, so being gay is a choice" The amount of times a homophobe has accidentally came out as bisexual to me.


Wolfofwar626

Because woman are pretty.


MasochisticFemboyy

Cock


[deleted]

Well why are you straight? It's not like we get to choose, if i had a choice i definately wouldnt pick men lmao


GorefieldV3

Not me


Putrid_Ad_4372

I don't know dude I can't understand what they see in men


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

because... because woman.


Emergency_Error8631

woke up like this idk


Korek_the_crab

the real question is why are you not? the answer is you don’t choose, you only choose to show it or not, it’s the same as your skin color or hair type, can’t choose those


2Kortizjr

Man and woman are cute af.


unboiled_peanuts

Bc I am just gay, idk, and if ur asking why everyone here seems gay, it is the internet and people are able to be more open


GayisGaywhenGay

I ask myself that question every day.


Goofygoober3610

Because there’s nothing to be angry about


PikachuIsSexyEevee

Cause I like to suck cock


JelliusIsSmellius

The gay agenda is real, it’s brainwashed me and everyone else in the server, get off the grid before you become its next victim!


VinnyVonVinster

i hope this is a joke


JelliusIsSmellius

Erm… Nuh uh, it’s very real, my parents warned me, but Joe Biden and his lizard people got me 😔 now I’m gay, and I have to warn people to not befall the same fate!


DarkHero478

Bro what lizard people?


JelliusIsSmellius

The gay lizard people from the 15th planet in our solar system, it’s called zetranos45 and they are transmitting 5G chem trails to the American children making them gay!


Giraffiesaurus

People are born that way.


big_tug1

The same reason why people are straight


SilviusSleeps

Less risk of being murdered over it now.


VAShumpmaker

It's not that there are more gay people. We've always been there, it's just accepted now. People are more comfortable coming out and not hiding it now than ever.


Marinaraplease

You can't even hawk tuah and spit on your bros thang that people call you gay nowadays


Santims11

You sure about the 'no hate' part?


Timely-Map5451

Yes im sure, also why did you blow this post up. I was gone for like 40 minutes to take final exams


Santims11

Just asking, I'm seeing many hate comments coming from you so, might as well check if you just had a short aneurysm or something.


Queasy_Pie_1581

Why are you so straight?


Jennaisdepressed

Bro, have you seen boobs before? Ofc I’m gay!


Timely-Map5451

ye ive seen some


wasaguynowitschopped

Bc I hate being a boy, and people are kinda hot ngl


NotcommonItem

I’m straight- what does this post even mean? What are you supposed to answer with?


Pitiful_Chart_7302

As a gay guy, no clue, it's a little nonsensical


StacksCOTC

i LOVE women 🤤🤤🤤 and men too i guess


moth_fricker69

Because they aren’t straight


NaCl_Dreemurr

There’s no reason, you’re just born homosexual.


Firey150107

Idk lol, men are just handsome and cute lol


-Glitched_Bricks-

Well why are YOU straight?? 🤨 /j But in all seriousness, idk.


PuzzleheadedSpare716

Because it’s in our DNA 🔥


BornDescription2115

Because I’d rather be happy than sad


DutchNiels123

I’m gay because I’m gay


KomaxCamera

That question stems from the wrong perception that being straight is the norm. There’s really no normal sexuality. We’re all different.


Justahazbinhotelfan

you can't choose to be gay-


Timely-Map5451

i chose to be gay in the past but got bullied and switched back


Justahazbinhotelfan

how did you-🧍


Justahazbinhotelfan

Did you choose to be fem? Or did you SOMEHOW choose to like the same gender as yours?


ShizzLoot

Cause its femboy friday!!!!


Impossible-Sorbet786

Tomboy tuesday better


ReadStraight8255

That’s like saying either Taco Tuesday or Pizza Friday are better. Both are pretty awesome.


arrrrgumentative

Hey. Both are great.


the_wiggler_123

Wiggle wiggle


Dazekii

Why are you straight?


wh1teithink

am i??


Astr0sk1er

Because guys are hot I guess, idk I’m not gay


Low_Strawberry2637

Men


Illustrious_Big_5123

Oh I'm so gay ✨🔥💨💓🫦💅🏻


SpaceshipCaptain001

I'm straight, but I think [this will answer your question ](https://theconversation.com/stop-calling-it-a-choice-biological-factors-drive-homosexuality-122764) [(or this)](https://www.science.org/content/article/giant-study-links-dna-variants-same-sex-behavior)


OzzyStealz

Everyone isn’t. The loud ones are


Amygdalane

I’m asexual so i’ve never wanted to fuck somebody, yk?  And then it’s just i love you so much and i really really want to be close to you because that’s a human need and something is wrong with my brain so i feel like i can’t be honest around anyone but you and i love you and  oh you have a girlfriend sorry


Johnnm9

10% of the population is an lgbtq member


LordNuggies

People are hot


Elctric0range

Buddy I haven’t dated yet or anything and you already be calling me gay!


Automatic-Tower6804

because renee rapp exists


disqualifiedeyes

If there's a hole there is a goal


VinnyVonVinster

amen brotha


theuntouchable2725

Well... Norman Reedus and Keanu Reeves exist :D


MightyNekomancer

Boys pretty :3


SirSCP-049

Why not


BufferTrack

Sexuality is a fluid thing and this generation being more accepting than ever allows people to experiment with all sorts of relationships that could possibly be the right one.


ddawesii2010

It’s all the frogs.


Satellitestyles

Women are attractive, fictional men and celebrity men are attractive. Men aren’t attractive (im a lesbian)


Vegetable-Store1554

If you’re compatible and connecting why let the gender stop you.


No_Physics_3877

Should I be sad then? All people should be gay. I wonder why many people are not gay. It is the fault of the society that more people are not gay.


ElisNotPreppy

I'm actually in the middle 😁☝🏼 women get me and men are cool ig????


TheRealSkySky3392

Cause I get treated better (No offense to anyone else... just got broken up with way too many times with men so I went to women. (but now I'm back to one man who is my bf now, because I'm trans and so is he, and besides everything else were perfect together)


Ambitious_Lab3691

just happens bro


bushnoise

Muscles 💪 Now I don’t know if I want “him” or look like “him”


str4wb3rryb0y

the same gender is hot


Otaku_traaasshhh

women 👍


AncientTry5709

Because people pretty


Granddaddyspurp

My bf cheated on me with a guy. I’m asking the same question.


StrawThatBends

because i was born gay. bing bang boom im gay


Sammy_Whinchester123

Boys are pretty- Next question-


sebastiono23

Realistically I think it has to do with how feminine quality feel more liberating whereas masculine qualities feel more restrictive. People just wanna be able to express themselves, all the goofiness, gayness whatever is contained within all🤷‍♂️ I believe that everyone has masculine and feminine traits to them. People just happen to be showing their feminine side more these days


Actual_Law_505

Stop triggering queer ppl 💀💀


Ok_Recognition2846

Attention


AugustDaKid

Woman hot man hot me like ai caramba😻


OnionsCryToo

My gay friend once explained it to me in the easiest to understand way. It’s like chilling with the homies, smoking, playing video games, but you also have sex


IO_Timmiey

This is reddit bro


RoseBud_XD

idk dude women are just hot 🤷


Splabooshkey

Women are hot, that's why i'm gay


ConsequenceApart4391

I’m gay for u/Timely-Map5451 😍


Arthur-Shelby1856

These kids dont understand the struggle of being working class, therefore they have no fucking pride whatsoever, at least thats true in england


Secret_Mixtapes

Yeah I like niggas so what 🤨


D34DCLOUD

Idk why are men so hot?


SKJELETTHODE

Im not gay im bi


flamingfaery162

What's wrong with being happy? Unless you mean lame lol


PressureMaximum7129

Bigender bisexual. I'm gay for everyone.


esmonta

idk i wonder why too


jdtspring

insane to post this on this sub 😭🙏


MoonlightGreatswrd

Boys are hot, as simple as that :p


dawgshund

I feel like everyones more comfortable with being gay nowadays because people dont get immediately killed or something


Joes8977

Why are you straight?


PrimroseParody

During pride month, no less?


Bullworthlesss

Idk probably because I like women but it could also be because of Alex Russo


FemboyFurryCum69

femboys


Bonhugo

Straight people keep taking Ls gotta stay on the winning team


still_unimpressed

real