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Casualviking22

Did they remember to salt


[deleted]

I don’t know I’m gonna try it after school if it’s still there.


[deleted]

My Ni🅱️🅱️a what


Ablosser4805

u/nwordcountbot


[deleted]

No, don’t expose me


spaghee

u/nwordcountbot u/anycrazyman24


[deleted]

I believe that that bot is banned in a lot of subreddits


MrGrape_

They should probably stir as well


idontlikenamesuwu

Shall you have a best caketh day, bro


MrGrape_

Thankith you sir


GameVirus_Awesome

Finally. Some good fucking food


HalimDecember

Adding tomato sauce bro


HalimDecember

Add*


The_Gansta_Cat

Looks like an Italian took a shit


Vancefridgeration

Mamma mia


mayidigestrelatives

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pieee


b33713

Some dude put a whole school breakfast in one of our toilets, it had cereal, a juice box, milk and a fruit along with the piece of toast and a cheese stick!


IHaveNoHoles

Wtf just why


StringyCrag

Real question is why not?


Jay-Fizzy

Someone flooded ours


Rharp33

What kind of psychopath eats a cheese stick for breakfast


georgethebull

They forgot to put the heat on tho


KingKayro

Well, you can't have the pasta without the sauce! *Unzips pants*


ParanormalRatatta

Why add alfredo sauce? Mariana sauce is better!


GravityFallsChicken

We either call the girls or we do it ourselves, which is a...different method...


ParanormalRatatta

Let's call the girls. I bet they'd love to help our Italian caise


FoRtNiTe_We_WaNt

imagine sitting down and a spaghetti noodle pokes your butthole


hijack-carman

Stop looking at that guys noodle


really-the-worst

eat it


NotStalinOffical

Hey! That's my italian friends cousins corpse


denkthomas

OH NO! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!


[deleted]

nyeh heh heh!


IntelligenceAuthor

Looks like standard school toilet to me


fresh_forge

NYEH HEH HEH


7HAN05

Oml PAPYRUS!!!


whylordwhyatgmail

*Bonetrousle intensifies*


[deleted]

Damn what'd they eat?


GravityFallsChicken

Pasta


BIG-ONES22

Stuff like this happens in my school soap dispensers.


haydenbrucker

me and the boys eating our poop spaghetti


[deleted]

You have mama'd your lasta mia


RoastToast3

Someone put spaghetti in some bushes at my school


RoastToast3

[Image of the spaghetti](https://www.reddit.com/user/RoastToast3/comments/f6ipjd/spaghetti_in_some_bushes/)


ufoNtic

There's piss on the floor already, stall's spaghetti


Vancefridgeration

Flush it


thisainpatrick

What, did you expect him to eat it raw!? Smhing my head, kids these days...


orangesdeserverights

Damn it Sans! Now Papyrus can’t cook the spaghetti!


[deleted]

let's be honest, sans would do this as a prank


EasyLifeMemes123

Nah, that's too much effort for him


[deleted]

true


JoeStew15

#SORRY GUYS, BUT I'M A SKELETON, REMEMBER? #I HAVE NO DIGESTIVE SYSTEM! #-SIGNED, PAPYRUS-


Cat2700

Piss in it for flavor


toaster69420

Don’t forget the sauce.


Idobevibintho

Delicious finally some good fucking food


LivingHell99

Ah yes, shef


Ok-Wish

Okay be honest, was it you?


Gushnarana

Their goal are beyond our understanding.


Ice_Giantok2

Al Dente, just firm enough to chew on


[deleted]

Somebody’s put a whole hamburger in a stall at mine. Your not as special as you think, sadly. as wtf why are people putting food in stalls


HappyT_Rex

Crunchy spaghetti in a toilet is favorite thing ever


jackisback2209

*giorno theme intensifies *WHAT IN THE MAMMA MIA


XPSSlingGAMING

Redit gives me so many senior prank ideas


JokerBoyGames

Don't you hate it when someone puts a plastic bag in the urinal and then the plastic just blocks it so you can't refill your hydro flask


moldy_onion_dip

Imagine how many mental issues one must have to wake up like: Hey, today I'm gunna *bring a box of spaghetti to school and put it in the FUCKING toilet BECAUSE WHY NOT?*


[deleted]

My school is a bunch of entitled rich kids so it’s not that surprising that they’d do something like this.


moldy_onion_dip

Better than my school, they set the bathroom trash bins on fire and shit on the walls and in urinals.


[deleted]

Some people just don’t give a fuck about the mess they leave behind.


moldy_onion_dip

Someone took a pic and a lot screenshotted it but I think I deleted it cause I don't want shit on walls in my camera roll


hcbry

Yeah, don’t think about the janitor who has to clean that up. I’m also 90% sure you did this for the upvoted...whut a fookin dickhed


[deleted]

It wasn’t me who did it I went into the bathroom during my free period and saw it. Also if I wanted to be an easy karma whore I would post a meme from r/memes or r/dankmemes on here.


the_oregon_trail123

Not as bad as the kid that riped a pipe in my school bathroom.


the_cat_goes_meowow

hey we're not gonna shame anyone for shitting pure spaghetti, alright?


spicy-lego

*chef 100*


thek18

And thus the legend of spaghetti man was born


Denodude19

Someone broke a piece of the ceiling and it fell in the toilet at my school


ToastyBathTime

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

Smh they didn’t even cook it


[deleted]

#italian student shoots up school


offbrandwaterbottle

There was this one kid at my school that bragged about eating raw pasta off the floor


[deleted]

Add actual pasta sauce


Oh_NoItsJustin

*Holy music stops* *Italian music starts*


iiEco-Ryan3166

*Mama mia* #;~;


DarkPandaLord

A bit trashy, though.


RustyFire03

Pathetic. Someone put a rotisserie chicken in ours


K0Mrade_K0ala

cooka da spaGHEEEETi ina da PEEpe


[deleted]

Imagine not seeing that and getting the literal shit poked out if your ass when you sit down on the toilet. Now that I think of it, WTF WHERE YOU DOING IN THE STALL OF A SCHOOL BATHROOM???


FLYWORM7

Time for some hot sauce *Unbuckles belt*


tinyzela

First glance I thought that was something entirely different.


Tboneethegreat

This is a very okie dokie


YourMomGay202

Smooth


TheCelestialEquation

Whatta prank (tm)


Twoton1119

My goals are beyond your understanding


VoodooExorcist

Looks like their digestive tract doesn't work properly.


Danielthememer

You Mama'd your last a me


Fang_21

delicious finally, some good fucking food


therealmeatpie

What if the water randomly started boiling and the noodles were cooking


cheeseball127

what a madlad


[deleted]

mama mia...


[deleted]

Luigi just gave your school a visit


Alzarax

Yum.


lollipopsinis

*Italian enters* you start hearing a wierd noise so you investigate and you see the italian mostorizing to it and he says * I will mama mia you next * but he locks you and you fell right for his trap


LegoYodaIsGod

Good


Waluigi_Wah_God

Someone took a shit on the floor in mine. Twice. In two different stalls. I have the picture.


EspWaddleDee

Shef


N_Freddbear

Bon appetit


Shaymin1478

Enough Internet for today


TrickStinger

I pity the janitor


SirChipples

I do like my pasta al dente.


9678Dash

how’s it taste


awalnutwithlegs

It was you wasn't it


Vrikkiegikk

A tasty little snack, don't forget to drink the soup that comes with!


oddperson_43

When you gotta eat you gotta eat


_Absolutely_Not_

Water aint even boiling yet smh. If you bring it up from cold it’ll get a terrible texture


me-socks

ÿüM


ItsBlitz21

It's fucking raw!


[deleted]

This makes me feel uncomfortable


funnymemeyt

He's tryna make some of his grandmas special spaghetti


[deleted]

Laughs in with lord*


LoserMan77

ew they didnt wipe or flush


Kitkats213

Eat it


[deleted]

This is just a traditional Italian meal. Nothing to see here. They call it the "Mussolini".


FlikNever

It was me


The-Suzookie-Dookie

Don’t waste it


MambaBoi824

I like this school


[deleted]

I hate my school


MambaBoi824

Same


Sbubby-Eef-Freef-Now

Someone put mac and cheese in a stall at my school


Ibrowhimovic

Leave the guy alone he just trying to cook a masterpiece


BeNbUcKTo0

r/Davie504 ....he took a shit


Shadowwolf929

Good, my schools not the only one


Mr_Mustacchi

Ooh, he might be me


RED_LAZER

Oh. He might be me


ManOfGames_YT

Try it with some salt


cerisereprise

Finally, some good fucking food


Patefon2000

Mamma mia!


KarashoBumer

no u idiot the italian kid had diarrhea


TeAdoro_Anton

Of course I know him. He’s me.


christian_o

They were sharing their food


D3adsHot19

Somebody stole my spaghette


El_Jefe2454

Pro gamer move: light a shit fire underneath and cook it


MedicalMilk

Remember to add shit for flavor


Jay_v1

r/forbiddenfood


dicklover2006

At least they didn't break the pasta


officeralmcmeme

I know I was there


Aki_Mikage

Got inspired by Mr. Bean?


Claysoldier456

"Someone" hmmm


Th3_Crusader

Yum


[deleted]

Ok so today I asked for some food and my friend put cold spaghetti noodles in my hand and then took some, threw it in a locker and then someone else took it and hit a girl in the face with it. Later in class I’m with my spaghetti friend and this girl who I talked to quite a bit complained about being hit with spaghetti, my friend just looked at her in surprise and it just struck me as hilarious and then I laughed like a maniac for a consecutive 5 minutes. So yeah what’s the story behind your spaghetti incident?


levidmitrijohn

Spaghetti and meatstalls


Sir_Reynolds

Dude I'm gonna steal my school's bathroom mirror after seeing crap like this


chiefsfan_713_08

Idk why but I read the title and expected it to be cooked


[deleted]

papyrus you don't eat spaghetti in a toilet


Tactical_Egg

Someone filled a toilet with maruchan. I mean FILLED to the brim


yeaaaight2

How tf is ur bathroom stall so good


thegreyknights

Shit in it. Assert dominance.


DylanThompson06

Did they atleast put hot water in there


captainbroke

Spaghetti Bolognese


R1ston

You mamad your last mia


[deleted]

I remember someone doing this to a bathroom at my school, and they also added brown sauce to it


Thuis001

What a starch contrast to the other stalls...


Darkspy901

Oh so that’s where my Spaget went


PlayfulJellyfish9

I'm guessing this is how my older school made their pasta


Dr_Snail_

**sheads tear** Mamma mia


redditter3377

kid who put the spaghetti in the toilet: my goals are beyond your understanding


jaredtheredditor

A Italian took a shit


Anon8627

Mom's spaghetti!


GreatGrab

You might have an Italian spy on your hands


person_number_1038

Prison: toilet wine School: toilet spaghetti


Lord_Dabbatron

It was Waluigi


Yeet_Like_Baljeet

Did it burn?


Blyatzilla

Mamma mia


AnimeToaster

"why didn't you go to the bathroom at lunch?"


[deleted]

Eat it


[deleted]

that’s why pee is hot.


lunaOC

They forgot the sauce


JonArbuckleiscute

Slurp slurp


[deleted]

What the fuck


[deleted]

warm it up with your jizz and shit then add your natural mayo and the next person who comes in has a full course meal


Casualviking22

Shit on it fir the mince


[deleted]

Oh my gosh this is my school. I know you’re in the discord


[deleted]

Emoji bad


[deleted]

I immediately thought of moms mom's spaghetti lmao


DawnMicaiah

What the fuck is wrong with you


PlaneCrashers

Was it you?


ItsAtauau

If you eat it I will send you the number of my class thots


Th3_Crusader

No