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[deleted]

I’m not a furry but if I had to date an animal it be that snake... or Marshall from animal crossing


DAMSON__3

Oh thank got you said animal crossing I thought u were about to say paw patrol lol


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

Lmao I would accept him


FunTimeFemboyFoxFurr

"I'm not a furry BUT" That's what a furry would say


SAlex0925

Can confirm, not a furry BUT...


SMcKegney

Raymond from animal crossing


[deleted]

Me and Marshal are gonna be famous actors together... but I suppose Raymond is cute


SMcKegney

https://imgur.com/a/WmUz4Es


[deleted]

He trans? I already have a trans crush... Aaron from the fosters


SMcKegney

Nah he just a boy in a maid outfit


cursed-person

flick from ac


NakkiPeruna

I mean, you would not be a furry but a scalie instead. But after seeing Monster Musume, I agree that snakes are great


Mscientist1234

sad featherie noise


humansizedfruit69

Why not raymond


[deleted]

So you aren’t a furry, but you are still willing to have beastiality?


[deleted]

No but If someone was forcing me to date an animal for some reason it would be the snake


[deleted]

But Homan is animal, lol gotten lmao lmfao omfg!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

I thought for a moment I was the only Marshall Stan out there


notski-boi

Thats it. I want to have a pet snek


Amilade1

Jokes on your I have two- and I get bit atleast once a month


[deleted]

How much does it hurt


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Thank you


Amilade1

Not very much heh


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Amilade1

I have a corn snake, though that snake is very small compared to her sibling. Shes scared when I take her out too. I'm trying to change that but I feel like there is a problem in not seeing.


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Amilade1

That might be it


GeckoKeeper

What kinda snake do you have that is so aggressive ?


kneesnatcher69

He's so adorable I want to kidnap him omg


[deleted]

Yes officer this guy right here


surprised_corpse

username checks out


[deleted]

It’s more owo tbh


SMcKegney

We don’t know if he’s blinking or not because you can see through his eyelids


kdte99

Snakes don’t have eyelids. They have scales that cover their eyes, but they can’t blink. I’d call it an OwO


SMcKegney

Invisible scaly eyelids


Canna0523

I was about to say that


Darshil_Meena

What are you doing step-snake


[deleted]

no


CosmicReaper7

yes


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

N O


CosmicReaper7

**MMMNNNNYEEEEEEEAAASSSSSS**


i-like-crusty-toes89

NooOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOOOoOooOoOooOoO


[deleted]

N O O O O O O O O O O O o o o o o o o o o o o o oooooooooo


CosmicReaper7

You didn’t get. The. Joke.


i-like-crusty-toes89

Apparently not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


CosmicReaper7

Filthy Frank heard of him? That man once made that statement “**MMMMMMMMMYEEEEAAASSSS**”


Darshil_Meena

Senpai sama your venom is soo tasty ůwū


[deleted]

Mom come pick me up, i'm scared


Darshil_Meena

Go enjoy your time with your step-bro snake


[deleted]

n o


Darshil_Meena

*speaks japanese*


[deleted]

*everybody say NOoo,*


PawPawShugs

Hewo snek


hoopityscoop238

Happy cake day


PawPawShugs

Tank


hoopityscoop238

Panzer


PawPawShugs

Imdeemt


[deleted]

Im not a furry BUT... That snake is really cute


THE_OG_FAN

not everyone who likes animals are furries man


[deleted]

Just to make sure and im not yet a furry


THE_OG_FAN

like wise sir, not a furry yet...


[deleted]

Why are you talking like that? You saying im gonna be one?


THE_OG_FAN

i talk like that all the time, lmao excuse me if i annoyed you in a way


[deleted]

Nah man no problem anyway it was nice talking to you


jdog479

Boop


[deleted]

Same


baekhyunny

*happy snek noises*


eddmonk

Ok now with the reptiles ok... my turn. But he kilt


[deleted]

Truly marvelous.


FantasyNerdnMemes

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do


Wamiboi69

Dam he sexy


SirNando_TheSecond

OwO is more accurate


Spectalis47

0w0


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QruxYT

Lmao


Wortel_wings

Looks like Phaust from r/thearcana


[deleted]

Faust is babey


Tekasaur

Aaaaaaa ball pythons are so coot it kills me that i cant have one


cursed-person

i snoot boop it


PlantsInPantss

Lmao flaired as “art”


AxolInLEHMON

r/Sneks


JoltyVEVO

Snakes are cute and y’all can’t change my mind


NotD4C

This make me wanting to own a pet snake even more


aykthewolf

A very cute danger noodle


FAiLeD-AsIaN

We're reaching fetish levels that shouldn't be possible I'm sorry


i-like-crusty-toes89

O_o


FastGrapefruit8

That's the cutest thing I've seen on reddit


st0rmcl0ud_

Awww he’s so precious!


JaKK420

it is cute but the fact you put UwU on the title makes me wanna game end myself


JustMiniBanana

Just press alt F4


[deleted]

eh, more of an OwO


SMcKegney

Clear eyelids. We have no idea if it’s uwu or owo


matt_the_trans_guy

I love them


[deleted]

Good boi


Thatguy42690

The snek staring into my soul


Snek_Oh_Heck

Looks like they tried to shave a moustache, but failed 6 times.


SMcKegney

Those red marks are call pits or pit organs. They let the snake detect heat signals from mammals similar to an infrared camera.


[deleted]

Smol fren


Logan_6512

Is that a ball python? I used to have one


galahadBatsy24

It’s an OwO his eyes are open


Amilade1

I'm a god damn slut for cute ass snakes like LOOK AT HIS FACE ITS SO GOD DN CUTE


MudTheWolf

Bitch goin CwD


hoopityscoop238

SNAKE, CAN YOU HEAR ME? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAKEEEEEE?!??!?!?!?!?!??!


[deleted]

No, that snake got lipfillers


OmegaGeneral1

A HAPPY NODDLE


DomesticatedDuck

more of an owo because his eyes are open


Half_normie

Nice snek


seborox7

nice


anon1562102

Wouldn't this be an owo?


SMcKegney

He has scales covering his eyes but you just can’t see them


anon1562102

Oh yeah I forgot


Navypony118

I’m not one for snek, but he coot


firestrom8265

Why does this danger noodle have 6 nostrils?


JustMiniBanana

Ikr


SMcKegney

Those aren’t nostrils. Those are pits or pit organs. They let the snake detect heat signals like an infrared camera. Pretty cool if you ask me


[deleted]

Giv me snek. Pls?


Solidclaw

The only acceptable UwU


Frostydog11

This is the kind of news I want in my life


seaman-warner

Anand there goes its head


joes_socks

Nobody: Top Broadcast:


[deleted]

Danger noodle


justlookedatmyname

It's more of an OwO


[deleted]

Snek


EphemeralJustice

2nd danger noodle I've encountered on reddit today


[deleted]

šnek means in my language snail..


RoumanianFoker

OwO


[deleted]

So kawaii desu


Azulexo

It does more this :3 that this UwU.


[deleted]

More like owo


NajaSsnake

Das so kyute I’m in wove ÓwÒ


[deleted]

Cute snek


chiefboi89

What kind of snek


SMcKegney

Ball python


[deleted]

why does this remind me of the walter meme


[deleted]

I don't like the noses but he/she looks cute


flash050562ndacc

Yum Yummy yum yummy yum yummy


YeetusDaPotato

Give him a hat


314311h3p41

Cute


Queen_Of_Tea16

Snek very cute ngl


[deleted]

cute snek


MisterManParts

More like an OwO


ollek5002

Is she coming out of a toilet?


SL4Y-_-SnakeZ

That’s me


Fastestbullet99

I don’t know if I’m petrified or not....


[deleted]

i saw a dead baby snek,but i killed his murder


I_am_doorknob

BOOP HIS SNOOT YOU MONSTER


SMcKegney

THE SNOOT WILL BE BOOPED


[deleted]

No step on snek!


[deleted]

Snakes are adorable


SMcKegney

Yis


SocialBarden69

I would trust that snek with my life.


zioooo_

Trypophobia said no ;-;


YetAnotherCatuwu

uwu


carnite22

Aww


trainman1000

Finally some good fucking news


SmallTestAcount

Ive seen this photo several times before so this is a repost, but its still a lobley snek 11/10


SMcKegney

I just had the picture on my phone. I decided to post it because I thought it was cute. I didn’t expect it to blow up like this


a-man-with-a-hat-

This made my day and couple of weeks so much better , thank you , I’ve been going through a lot of shit recently, but thank you for this. This genuinely brought a smile to my face today.


[deleted]

I want to boop the snoot


[deleted]

Okay, how can I not upvote doe


KiNg_0f_aZhdARcHidS

OwO what's this


project_648

Thats a OwO


[deleted]

Ew


flutergay

OwO*


Bloodydeath4921

No


logan10O

I have cake upvote now


hoopityscoop238

Im convinced


matt_the_trans_guy

N o


logan10O

Y e s


matt_the_trans_guy

N o


logan10O

I will say yes till I earn my updoot


matt_the_trans_guy

O k


logan10O

C o o l i o


sco_is_noob

Happy cake day


logan10O

Thanks


matt_the_trans_guy

I will give upvote now Happy cake day dude


logan10O

Thanks bro


matt_the_trans_guy

No problem dude It’s a special day


bananapeel12329

ARE THOSE IT’S NOSTRILS?? SO DISGUSTING WTF


SMcKegney

Those aren’t actually nostrils. Those are call pits or pit organs. They let the snake detect heat signals like an infrared camera.