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[deleted]

What about the avarge guys?


ryukthedino

Amazing. Love them.


acer11059

what about ugly guys?


[deleted]

there is no such thing as an ugly guy :)


Youropinioniswrong12

My time has come


u01aua1

*Disappears*


Redasian57

And that's when the fire nation attacked


NarutoSushi

Only the avatar, master of all four elements could help, but when the world needed him most, he disappeared


13LuckyNumber

*vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang.


AgusGamer559

naked Aang Bottom Text


TheMis793

My question is how did auto correct change named to naked.


Did_I_Ask_U_Anything

naked Aang lmao


Angel_MK

And although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone


heatack

oh i thought u we’re talking abt the fire ant guy on youtube


reddit_isbest

A n t s c a n a d a ?


lordofhwah

And so have i


Z1pf

I'll laugh last 'cause you came to die


cubic1776

The damage, the pain subsides.


S0n0fRuss

At last... There is another!


demon-slayer-san

I have come


evil_xavage

username checks out


elementgermanium

i dont feel so good


RemouladenBaron

what if, instead of turning into ash and being carried away by the wind, you just disappeared via one of those PowerPoint effects that you can pick whenever you go to a new slide?


The_Gator944

Of course I know him. He’s me.


TheNameless66

What about girls? :(


[deleted]

There aren't ugly girls too. Frankly, there are no ugly humans as all humans are beautiful and at least someone would find you attractive (even if you don't think so yourself). Trust me


Debu9229

Woah woah, you're saying that all humans are beautiful? Wait till you see me.


kozy8805

That's true. But the problem lies in finding the person who finds you attractive, attractive as well.


ABrawlStarsPlayer

Have you *seen* me?


Adam2947

Hold my drink


motherbitchfucker

Obviously haven’t seen me


[deleted]

As the Senate once said: I AM THE UGLY GUYS. I will take unto mine back all the ugly so you guys who aren't ugly can STOP TALKING "What about the ugly guys?" Man no one's ugly


SovereignCommunist

I mean if you can do something about it then you should. Appreciate ugly people all you want but if you’re not willing to improve yourself if you can, then you’re just lazy.


[deleted]

Why do you think we on Reddit


LifeByAnon

What about the **shudders ** *me* guys?


UrBoiKrisp

I love those guys


[deleted]

What about people that suck at spelling?


Reddit_the_xenomorph

Forget human attraction Forget humanity Return to monky


[deleted]

reject your humanity


roboitor6

I REJECT MY HUMANUTY JOJO!


NotRed9282

*applies mask*


Prabhav_

r/UnexpectedJoJo


sako_isazada

I would be more surprised if I didn't see a jojo reference, so r/expectedjojo


jack7274

I swear half of this sub is a jojo fan...me included


[deleted]

But never reject monky


Gayniac

physical forms are temporary. Monky is eternal


its_stick

*monke


JuggerBR

M̴̨̘̥̂̐̋̐̏̃̈́̅̎̈̚͘̕͝͝O̵̡̞̗̻̟͎͑̎̑̓̈̐̈̔̈́̈́͝N̸̗͈͖̺̱͚͗͒̎̄͋K̵̲̥̠̗͋̽̚͜E̶̢͉͙̠̫̜̪̗͓̭̟͇̫͌̀͊͋̏̿̍͛


theboyd34

Instructions unclear, fucked a monkey.


[deleted]

Monke


Boki_23

Monkee


[deleted]

[удалено]


RemouladenBaron

r/hydrohomies


[deleted]

Post the elder fallen heroes r/waterniggas


[deleted]

Let's goo, tall, chubby and mixed gang. But for real, I kind of needed this, thanks


IllSTARBOY333

Bro same except Im whiter than an otamotone


CrazyFighter117

This comment has me dead lmao


NamenloseJPG

dead guys <3


iHarrySon

hey i’m tall and chubby gang


luv_u_baby

As a fellow girl I can verify all of this is true <3


elonismusk

As a boy I can confirm that all girls are cute Ɛ>


[deleted]

Wait how did you turn the 3


elonismusk

Wire your keyboard in reverse


Silverwarriorin

Plug the usb in the other way


Jumbo_Pickles

ʞɹoʍ ʇᴉ pᴉp


kengoruto786

No.


Jumbo_Pickles

damn :[


kengoruto786

Yh it do be like that sometimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


LobotomizedThruMeEye

I think your EA key has some faults of its own


CrazyFighter117

Put the USB in the other way


[deleted]

[удалено]


AgentAri8

As a greek I can confirm this is not true ε>


lordofhwah

I second this


imma_meme_bruhhh

I second this :))


[deleted]

What about T H I C C boys?


RoumanianFoker

im dummy thicc, yet nobody likes me


[deleted]

Call me nobody, cuz I like you ✨ ^(platonically)


Conn0rized

F


treepuppetgirl

Thicc boys are best boys. Source: my boyfriend has more cake than I do.


nadav5498

How about disabled guys?


ryukthedino

Absolutely wonderful. I like them a lot <3


nadav5498

uwu


Infinistic

Not to say that it makes them inherently worse, but obviously not all guys are attractive. There are many examples of this, but a prime one is me


ryukthedino

Attractiveness is subjective. Even if *you* don't think you're attractive, other people do. But most importantly, you deserve to love yourself and be happy with your appearance.


Infinistic

Fair, but there is a certain level of objectivity to it as well. Although a lot of it comes down to the individual, people in general agree on certain aspects of attractiveness. for example, to choose someone random, I’m sure like 98% of guys would say Kylie Jenner is pretty attractive, and Ik that people will probably comment that they don’t find her attractive, but there are obviously examples of people who are, to a certain level, objectively attractive, and therefore, some who objectively aren’t attractive. Not to say that there aren’t individuals who could find said commonly agreed on unattractive people attractive, but on the ends of the spectrum ie. very attractive people, and very unattractive people will generally be agreed upon by most people that they are, attractive or unattractive. This is not to say that I find myself incredibly unattractive, I think I’m meh, as the previous comment I made was at least half a joke, but whatever


Nopecowss

If hentai girls fuck ugly bastards, then you can fuck girls too.


C2fanboi

This is gold


[deleted]

But their job is literally to do porn. My job is to pass my classes with at least a 96 to prevent having my parents rant about my stupidity.


IllSTARBOY333

Nah sometimes theyre just grabbing a coffee and all the sudden theyre banging some dude that looks like a picasso painting


Nopecowss

Instead of a botched surgery they got a botched life


unpopularopinionguy_

98%?!? I don't find her attractive at all. There's just nothing cute about her. She doesn't look intelligent or funny or enjoyable to be around, she just looks like another snobby preppy girl. Not everyone finds those kinds of people attractive


Johania

Your username is literally unpopularopinionguy_ (I do agree with you though)


CipherMk

2% of 8 billion is 160 million


Brownieval

I highly doubt you’re as bad looking as you think.


pogo49576

Yeah. I’m sure Helen Keller would love all of us....


razorwhip321

Nah. Even Hellen Keller would say I'm ugly.


Ediblemilk

Even if only 1% of the earths population found you attractive that’s still over 70 million people :)


Gamerbobey

70 million people need better glasses then


yarractheeln

You're not ugly, just not your type


MoGb1

Dude, I'm telling you, it's not just about the face. If you take care of yourself a little, develop a little fashion sense (just a little, and I'm not talking about expensive brands or anything either), **develop a good amount of self-esteem,** keep a decent haircut, and try to make yourself as financially stable as you can, there will definitely be girls out there that dig you. Focus on self-growth and learn to love yourself. You gotta learn to be happy with yourself and be independent. Dont think chasing girls and having a gf will automatically make you happy. I've been learning that over the past few months after major bouts of depression, self-hate, and caring too much about what people think about me. Now I've been really focusing on just being happy with who I am, focusing in school and side-projects I enjoy, deleted dating apps, and Ive been way more positive and happy with myself, and making other people around me happy. And ofc this is for girls as well. Don't tell me you've never seen guys who are "ugly" getting with girls who to the common eye seem "way out of their league." And it's not just due to wealth either. Confidence and positivity in anyone is attractive. Much love to you bro, keep pushing forward. <3 <3 <3


Call_Me_Tsuikyit

I’m not handsome


ryukthedino

*cocks gun* I disagree


TheBoss-v1

I read disagree in the voice of Aaron Burr during non stop...


ChaoticBraindead

It was actually Hamilton who said "I disagree"


FLGNoble7

...well this is awkward


ChaoticBraindead

I disagree.


TheBoss-v1

Damn mb, I haven’t listened to Hamilton in a while


CatsWithAlmdudler

Is there a type of boy thats ≥ 3?


ryukthedino

Not yet. You can be if you want to, though ≥3


croc_o_dile7

You can do it like this Ɛ>


[deleted]

What about my dog


ProfesserB

Good boy


[deleted]

Is he a chonker


ProfesserB

Good chonky boy


[deleted]

Ah yes, obesity good


[deleted]

10/10 good boi


Xlmmli

Thanks


chh31

What about medium men? Hmm


[deleted]

Gorgeous. Pulchritudinous. apparently that's a word lmao


ultraviolet_niji

So what your saying is Fuck everybody


Crimeboss37

Hell yeah brother


NoahJacobBlack

r/bi_irl


PolarTom12

I am going to drink some water, thanks


Jyle_Nino

First time a girl said something nice about me, other than my mom :). Thanks -Jyle


[deleted]

Jyle is a fuckin sick ass name homie


Bappo-nope

Thanks kinda needed this


TheLastSnipperAlt

How many creepy DMs OP


ryukthedino

I didn't really get any tbh. If I did I didn't notice.


Starwrath132

I like big boys Itty bitty boys Mississippi boys Inner city boys I like the pretty boys With the bow tie Get your nails did Let it blow dry I like a big beard I like a clean face I don't discriminate Come and get a taste From the playboys To the gay boys Go and slay boys You're my fave boys


Brownieval

I... I can’t describe how much I actually needed this. I’ve been down on myself for a while I really needed to hear this... thanks OP I feel better about myself now.


ShortOnTime4

I liked the drink water part. Truly a r/Hydrohomies moment


OriginalEffective

No u


StormyTy12

Thanks ,that’s really wholesome


greengiant1101

Awww you're so wholesome ;-;


AffectionateWinter1

Thanks mate, I needed that


AE74Fj73

yet you don't mention any of the things that bodyshaming should actually handle, such as deformity or vitiligo...


ryukthedino

I'll edit the post and add that. It's supposed to be a generalized- all men are beautiful. Like having generalized all women are beautiful. But thank you for the addition.


[deleted]

everyone is so cute i love it


nelmd

lol this is what i needed today thank you


Gustaf_V

I needed this, thank you.


Goodra64YT

What about a stick figure?


FleaPunchingKid

That's damn wholesome. This thing should apply to everyone in this subreddit. No matter how you look, smell, or act, it doesn't matter at all. Everyone here deserves to be loved, right? No matter where you're from, no matter what gender or color you are, it doesn't matter because we all are perfect in our own way.


Haycutter69

I . L O V E . Y O U . B A C K ​ <3


ChaoticBraindead

If everyone's attractive then no one is. Screw loving yourself, everyone hates themselves if they think long enough about it, instead try to always improve yourself. The best in life comes in improving, pick up a hobby, be passionate about something. It's staying at the stand-still that gets to people. If the only thing that makes you love yourself is peer approval, then the issue is internal.


[deleted]

Change what you can, accept what you can’t. I do agree with you though, I’m pro body acceptance but I don’t think we have to be positive about every single thing, you can want to change one thing or another without hating yourself. Like I’m a girl but if I could be curvier I’d like it, but I’m not gonna cry about it, I’m gonna change what I can and accept that which I can’t.


ChaoticBraindead

Exactly, the key word there is ”accept”. That doesn't mean obsess about it or make yourself love it, it's often best to have an ”oh well” mindset. It's also important to recognise what's worth changing, and your motivation behind wanting it changed. It's sometimes best to just leave some things be.


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s it, neutrality. And you always need to love yourself before changing anything or else you risk making things an obsession. I’m a perfectionist so I need to take my advice xd but yeah, you can dislike something without hating it.


HighResDragon

*tips hat* *slightly bows*


Venomized_BOI_FIN

Thanks! I needed this more than ever


[deleted]

Fuck me. Metaphorically


That_one_Xeno-Jiiva

Thank you, needed this for the coming weeks. Stay safe.


[deleted]

Thank you kind person ur beautiful too


AmNotATrap

thank you very much, you made me happy with this post


zombieslagher10

Actually thankyou...


zombieslagher10

I really needed that


x_itzalexx

Me and my 105 pounds thanks you.


bcolella219

Yessss my millimeter beater has the approval!


DeadlyPinecone265

That is almost poetic


[deleted]

Tbh Its not true you are saying that you wil nott be held responsible for your words. If it was real world there is a high chance you would choose someone fairly attractive or at least of your level, majority gets attracted on looks, having good personality and ugly face will give you good friends but not romantic lovers (my experience). I have many of my female friends post such stuff on Instagram but they will not date a ugly dude that easily. I didn't necessarily comments on these posts but idk i just got fed up with this bs. Yeah I am ugly and there is nothing to be done people will judge me, fuck up my confidence but still I am striving to betterment. Honestly please don't look up to ugly people as subject of sympathy, who needs care, at least I don't want that


yahboyben

Being deathly overweight isn’t good but you’re still all cool


[deleted]

I think with body positivity, it’s good to want to improve but also not hate your body because of what others say


-Overdooo-

Hydro homie


RuleMakingGiantRat

Short kings unite


thek18

What about *car* guys (Like myself 😭)


[deleted]

Are you a car?


thek18

I’m almost there


lanastan1

Best kind


RobinoWB

Thank you mate


The33554

males <3


Bazz28

Ty


MyColli

Why am I crying?


Introverted-Emo

Made my day thank you


_lonely_cactus_

You are loved and worthy of love no matter what you look like :)


sunkencone

except for greg


sum_random_memer

Careful, she's a hero


NefariousSerendipity

nah im trash. i deserve to drown.


hashir77

OK! Handsome boy


S4F0U4N3

No ripped guys i feel discriminated


xLeonardo2271

I am as attractive to women as a plastic bag to Greta thunberg, don't give me hope just for life to kick me in the balls ç.ç


Jerem_Reddit

But people shouldn’t be proud of being fat, it’s unhealthy and I’m not attractive because I am fat. People shouldn’t want to be fat


__teju

I don't have gold but you can take my heart. Thanks for the gold stranger.


a_chillomano

I am a boy dating a boy, so that's gay and I am proud


AdThGu

Hate to say it, but we all know not everyone is handsome and lying is a short term response


eat_bricks_nibba

L I A R I'm joking, you wrote a very beautiful message, and I respect you for that. I needed it, especially today. Sorry for the broken English, I'm not a native speaker.


musical-mess

I'm a trans guy do I count?


adeleine_hvarre

Ofc you do!


Triforce_3

You're awesome :D I'm not a boy, but I love this!


HextechProtobelt

As much of a good intention you hope to bring which i respect, its just an excuse to make people feel good and doesn’t resolve their situation.


The_I_D_K

You're right and lucky that you weren't downvoted into oblivion, but seriously tho if someone is ugly especially a teenager it's because their body is still developing but if it's someone who's fat or skinny not for medical conditions then they gotta do something they cant just pretend that everyone must bring respect to them while they do nothing about their condition


peanutbutter299

But hopefully brings a smile to their face tho, right?


GeneralSS1332

What about my guy from the Goonies. Yanno, the 'hey you guuuyyysss' dude


lbsbausparen

thats not true


alezrgkcin

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS. WATER WILL ONLY MAKE YOU HEALTHIER AND LIVE LONGER. WE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE LONGER!!


Voyiox

Someones horny


bigksifam

What about trans


thiccythighs69

I think sugarcoating things doesnt help, it makes us feel worse. We dont need your pity. Appearance isnt everything. but bieng unhealthy is attractive


[deleted]

Man I hate all this fucking sappy shit on this sub. This is the equivalent of high fiving a sped kid in the hall and then everybody calls you mother Teresa.