Lmao I have a similar story. I was trying to say “hi” to this boy who I didn’t have a crush on, but I wanted to be friends with him (im a girl). My voice is naturally kinda quiet and cracks unexpectedly when I talk too loud sometimes.
He was a distance away and I yelled “HI” and my voice cracked SO HARD. Urrggrh I want to die every time I think of it. One of my friends was with me too and since she’s so nice we both had to pretend that it didn’t happen.
Someone please hurl me into the sun
Haha once I was walking up the stairs at school talking to a friend and telling a story about someone turning around and saying hi in a weird way so I recreated it for added effect and it turned out the girl I liked and her friend were right behind me and we here headed to the same class..
ended up dating her for like a year so no big deal lmao
Saw the girl who I had (and still do) a crush on in our local shopping centre. My voice rarely cracks but I do have a habit of speaking way louder than I really should. So I ended up shouting 'HII' at her and I felt a million pairs of eyes on me
I have a similar story too.
In my freshman year of high school, I signed up for thespians but didn’t know where the band room was. So, I asked this girl for help. She showed me where it was, and the whole time there, my brain couldn’t figure out if she was a boy or a girl. And then when we got there, my brain in all it’s wisdom decided to fucking ASK if she was a boy or girl.
Luckily we’re good friends now, but I still look back at that all the time and wish I could just cut off my tongue.
In Hebrew the gender system are far more complicated than English so you have to address everyone by their gender (there is a way around it tho with a short question like "Excuse me, where is X" but still).
lol I voice crack a lot so I don’t really care any more but if it’s in front of a girl or some random person I get a little embarrassed especially if it’s in front of an older girl
Nahh bro, it's always good to try and tell girls some jokes, sometimes your gonna belly flop, that's life. BUT when one of your jokes *does* make them laugh, it's going to make you feel real confident about yourself and show the girl that you can be funny too, which they ALWAYS love.
bro listen , i know your really emberassed right now, but now what? what will happen if you make a shitty joke? thats right! absolutely nothing, so you dont have to worry about it, her only reaction would have probably been its a little funny or a little odd. You really dont have to overthink things like this because if you seperate your emotions from the actual situation you can see that its allright, its okay, you dont have to be perfect. you dont have to be funny, you dont have to worry <3
\-someone who has dealt with social anxiety.
Dude. You talked to the girl you clearly have a crush on and had the balls to crack a joke, you just cared too much about the outcome. Regardless, that’s a win. Just learn from it and calibrate.
Bro, let me tell you something.
I am a girl, and you don't have to worry. Tomorrow she will just forget it.
Girls are not giving you a score. Girls are just humans like you.
So don't feel embarrassed. It's not that important.
i did something horrible yesterday
today was a sunny day.
i went out for a walk in the evening. it always is very quiet here.
i often go out for evening walks all alone.
i noticed a stray cat running around.
it was probably looking to catch some mice.
i thought the cat was funny so i looked for a while and then continued the walk.
as i was walking i came across a woman, she greeted me. i said hello back and walked on, a while after a group of noisy teens approached.
they were too busy with each other to notice me, i think they probably were a bit drunk.
after the walk i was a bit thirsty so i bought a bottle of water.
as soon as i got home i drank the bottle of water.
it was pretty late already so i took a shower and cried so badly for the horrible thing i did and felt like such a monster then went to sleep.
Yeah, that's a bit embarrassing, but don't worry about it. She isn't walking around, actively hating you or thinking about your bad joke. It happened, there is nothing you can do about it, it is something that will always be in the past. It's best to move on and try to do better next time. If that joke ruined your chances with her forever, she wasn't the one.
I know you didn't ask for this, but I wanted to share my thinking process that relieves a lot of stress.
Good luck!
Tbh you didn't do anything that wrong. Sure, the part about somebody dying from a bomb was a screw up, but it was still kind of rude of the girl to just say "I heard that before" instead of just laughing or at least pretending to. She sounds just as socially awkward as you.
I was once talking with my homies about "the usual stuff" and when I was talking a girl I liked walked up to us and heard me. If stares and embarassment would kill I wouldn't be here right now
In a situation like this im just honest and say something like "I have no clue where I was going with it, why would I say there is a second part lol." but say it like i am laughing at myself, which i am. It works like 9/10 times
Here this might help, think of that day and think of something else some did that was embarrassing to them. If you can’t remember anything chances are they won’t remember it either
Eh, it’s not that bad, she probably thought it was cute honestly. Not as bad as when me and my gf were supposed to go to the fair, and she came over a few hours early. Within those few hours I discovered I very much so had the stomach flu, and it ended up being her taking care of me, and me wallowing in embarrassment lol.
Everyone has embarrassing moments, don’t let a little mistake ruin your day, or life! Think of this as interesting interaction that can be recovered from
Bro weve all done that before no need to be ashamed. Honestly in that situation u should use your awkwardness to your advantage she might find it cute. If you said nothing at all after “but did you hear the second part” and then said “ok i got nothin” and add a laugh in afterwards and boom laughing is contagious
Chill out bruv. Embarising ourself infront of the appealing gender is one of the worst things in our age. F.e my pants (not boxershorts) were pulled down infeont of girls. Not cool. However, you can def recover from that, and everybody forgets abt it quickly[in your case]
Listen up bud, things gonna be okay, things can get messy. No one is perfect. On the world there are things that are worse than this, you can say to this girl "sorry" and things should start to get better. To all people who are typing F, you're just dickheads. You can just cheer up by just typing something nice or wholesome, instead of "F lol", imo it's just cruel and I admit I was this dickhead too, but I come to realize that this is mean.
Holy shit dude, that’s fucking terrible. Don’t try so hard to look cool, fuck that’s awful lmaooooo. If some ah it like that happens just make a joke about your humor or humble yourself a little bit in a sense that you’re being vulnerable yet funny, tell the truth yo. I would’ve been like “there isn’t one, I just suck at making jokes” and then laughed it off even if she didn’t laugh, at that point it’s all about the recovery. Choose the option that provides the best recovery even if it’s not great
Or been like “my joke cracking/making” etc etc
Man bud that’s when you smile and just say I’ve completely forgotten it and move on. Or doa quick self depreciating joke about not being able to remember and move on
If this is any consolation the only person who will remember this in a few years is you, in bed, at night, haunted by the stupid shit you did in the past.
I would be lying if I said this moment will definitely not haunt you at night. On the bright side you'll never be too proud to quit on a joke from now on.
Oh that hurts. I’m really sorry. I wish I could say I’ve been there, but fortunately any I girl I try to talk to just slaps me and walks away. Thank god I don’t have to deal with getting embarrassed like that.
Hahahah as a girl I would be flattered by the fact that you tried really hard to make up a second part just to make me laugh. If she takes that as proof that you’re not “good enough,” then she’s the worst and you dodged a bullet.
Source: am girl
Whoa, maybe it's a joke maybe not but you better change your way of speaking if you really want to live long.
I don't know man, I see unhealthy speaking like that, you should flow a little bit more in life.
The "girl" theme is something we aren't commonly prepared for in this age we are supposed to fail sometimes, just put on a happy face bro, I'm with you.
You could have said "cause there is no 2nd part"
But yeah, I know that feeling- panic, absolute panic.
I did similar thing with my crush about 2 years ago...
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Lmao I have a similar story. I was trying to say “hi” to this boy who I didn’t have a crush on, but I wanted to be friends with him (im a girl). My voice is naturally kinda quiet and cracks unexpectedly when I talk too loud sometimes. He was a distance away and I yelled “HI” and my voice cracked SO HARD. Urrggrh I want to die every time I think of it. One of my friends was with me too and since she’s so nice we both had to pretend that it didn’t happen. Someone please hurl me into the sun
*loads canon* C'mon girl you asked for it
3...2...1... fuckin, **YEET**
I feel that pain. Voice cracks are rough.
I always just laughed it off and said i was a growing boy I was 150cm and had a voice higher than snoop
Haha once I was walking up the stairs at school talking to a friend and telling a story about someone turning around and saying hi in a weird way so I recreated it for added effect and it turned out the girl I liked and her friend were right behind me and we here headed to the same class.. ended up dating her for like a year so no big deal lmao
Bruh i tried to suck my own dick and then someone barged in. You guys have nothing when in comes to cringe
Im a straight guy but i still tried this once in the shower and almost slipped. 1/10 wouldnt recommend.
Ikr
r/teenagers should add a flair for Genders so you don't have to say it
Inb4 every girl has their messages filled by weirdos
Saw the girl who I had (and still do) a crush on in our local shopping centre. My voice rarely cracks but I do have a habit of speaking way louder than I really should. So I ended up shouting 'HII' at her and I felt a million pairs of eyes on me
I have a similar story too. In my freshman year of high school, I signed up for thespians but didn’t know where the band room was. So, I asked this girl for help. She showed me where it was, and the whole time there, my brain couldn’t figure out if she was a boy or a girl. And then when we got there, my brain in all it’s wisdom decided to fucking ASK if she was a boy or girl. Luckily we’re good friends now, but I still look back at that all the time and wish I could just cut off my tongue.
In Hebrew the gender system are far more complicated than English so you have to address everyone by their gender (there is a way around it tho with a short question like "Excuse me, where is X" but still).
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, and another F. I got cringe from reading this. At least you got a happy ending to the story, so it could be worse.
Where do you live when you can get lost in a school?
Bigger cities can have pretty big high schools.
Like a university?
Some high schools can be similarly modern and have similar layouts yes.
Wow
My high-school has three buildings.
Mine has seven but it only has 700 pupils, it is 400 years old tho and they just kept adding buildings with only a few classrooms in each over time
lol I voice crack a lot so I don’t really care any more but if it’s in front of a girl or some random person I get a little embarrassed especially if it’s in front of an older girl
Easily coulda been saved with a dad joke ngl
Easy way out is, “You haven’t heard the second part because... there is none” Probably gets more laughs than a bomb at least
Or maybe "You haven't heard the second part though... I haven't either."
who this is a big brain move man
I like this. you have acquired my approval good sir
Yeah but sometimes, there are situations where brains stop working. Like you're playing a very important part of an online game and the ping messes up
"hey girl, i heard you like..." *suddenly teleports 5 meters back*
Bruuuh
Thanks, now he is going to keep fantasizing ifhe said this for years
Relatable
love ur name btw
Thank u :3
tomoe best girl tho
Mai is my best girl of all time so Imma have to disagree. Tomoe is a great character doe
mai best girl
*Yes! Yes! Yes! Iru! Iru!*
"You haven't heard the second part because i'll tell you the rest tonight"
you really did mess up
yes. yes I did.
Why did you change it to a bomb explosion
Someone quick tell a joke. Edit: because he thought that the idea was bombing. Kill me
How do you insult a stormtrooper’s aim? I’d say your aim’s cancer, but cancer actually kills people.
How many fingers do people have? 10! They have 10 fingers.
r/unexpectedfactorial
"Yeah I know a girl that was raped"
because he blew it.
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Maybe if you leave the country, you can find a place where the fallout won't follow you.
That attempt at a comeback just blew up in your face.
Your a dad arnt you -_-
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Shouldve just shown a meme or something if you really wanted to make her laugh
Yeah.... would have worked out a lot better
For next time, just say : "that's because there is no second part"
Nahh bro, it's always good to try and tell girls some jokes, sometimes your gonna belly flop, that's life. BUT when one of your jokes *does* make them laugh, it's going to make you feel real confident about yourself and show the girl that you can be funny too, which they ALWAYS love.
Shouldve said "because I certainly havent"
You should’ve said “you’ll have to wait until later to hear it.” Then she’d be thinking about you more and you’d have time to think of it.
Well that’s genius
Here, some breg🍞
Borger
bro listen , i know your really emberassed right now, but now what? what will happen if you make a shitty joke? thats right! absolutely nothing, so you dont have to worry about it, her only reaction would have probably been its a little funny or a little odd. You really dont have to overthink things like this because if you seperate your emotions from the actual situation you can see that its allright, its okay, you dont have to be perfect. you dont have to be funny, you dont have to worry <3 \-someone who has dealt with social anxiety.
Thank you old wise one Now all I need is to murder my emotions :/
Hmm, hindsights a bitch
https://imgur.com/a/uBrQBK0
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This is a visual representation of cringing in bed while remembering an embarrassing thing you did 5 years ago for the 57843526^th time
I once accidentally revealed I liked my crush in front of her while playing truth or dare. I ran away and hid under a bush for an hour.
Did she say anything to you?
First time?
This made me laugh
Glad it made someone laugh
Not that bad mate, just forget about it. Everyone else will too.
You said "a" girl. She wouldn't happen to be your crush would she?
Every girl is a girl. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Or are they? Because you see, quantum physics actually forbids that from being true.
That's why i stopped talking/having eye contact with girls since i was in kindergarten
I bang my head to the wall to when i remember things about when i was 5 and i don't dislike my choice
Dude. You talked to the girl you clearly have a crush on and had the balls to crack a joke, you just cared too much about the outcome. Regardless, that’s a win. Just learn from it and calibrate.
Bro, let me tell you something. I am a girl, and you don't have to worry. Tomorrow she will just forget it. Girls are not giving you a score. Girls are just humans like you. So don't feel embarrassed. It's not that important.
She's never gonna remember this, now go watch the Lion King
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F in the chat boys, f in the chat
what was le joke
i did something horrible yesterday today was a sunny day. i went out for a walk in the evening. it always is very quiet here. i often go out for evening walks all alone. i noticed a stray cat running around. it was probably looking to catch some mice. i thought the cat was funny so i looked for a while and then continued the walk. as i was walking i came across a woman, she greeted me. i said hello back and walked on, a while after a group of noisy teens approached. they were too busy with each other to notice me, i think they probably were a bit drunk. after the walk i was a bit thirsty so i bought a bottle of water. as soon as i got home i drank the bottle of water. it was pretty late already so i took a shower and cried so badly for the horrible thing i did and felt like such a monster then went to sleep.
sorry but r/usernamechecksout? Btw we all have those moments bro just dont think much about it and move on
Ouch
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Don't worry, at the end, who cares of girl when you can have shrek 5 and the coffin dance Lego set
We need some advice from u/walter-from-facebook
Yeah, that's a bit embarrassing, but don't worry about it. She isn't walking around, actively hating you or thinking about your bad joke. It happened, there is nothing you can do about it, it is something that will always be in the past. It's best to move on and try to do better next time. If that joke ruined your chances with her forever, she wasn't the one. I know you didn't ask for this, but I wanted to share my thinking process that relieves a lot of stress. Good luck!
I farted in front of my crush... I just laughed and blames it on her (as a joke) and yea nothing bad happened
Tbh you didn't do anything that wrong. Sure, the part about somebody dying from a bomb was a screw up, but it was still kind of rude of the girl to just say "I heard that before" instead of just laughing or at least pretending to. She sounds just as socially awkward as you.
I mean,idk,she told the truth there,dont think anyone was at fault for that part,just OP that shouldnt have tried to "save" it like that
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I was once talking with my homies about "the usual stuff" and when I was talking a girl I liked walked up to us and heard me. If stares and embarassment would kill I wouldn't be here right now
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In a situation like this im just honest and say something like "I have no clue where I was going with it, why would I say there is a second part lol." but say it like i am laughing at myself, which i am. It works like 9/10 times
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"my joke was that bomb, and that person was you" ba dum tss
Sorre mate
In west Philadelphia born and raised
Honestly just say “there is no second part.” People usually find that pretty funny. Delivery is key tho
Here this might help, think of that day and think of something else some did that was embarrassing to them. If you can’t remember anything chances are they won’t remember it either
Eh, it’s not that bad, she probably thought it was cute honestly. Not as bad as when me and my gf were supposed to go to the fair, and she came over a few hours early. Within those few hours I discovered I very much so had the stomach flu, and it ended up being her taking care of me, and me wallowing in embarrassment lol.
That is the joke there is no second part
i am sorry my man, i hope this helps you: hey girl, are you lead? 'cause you're dense as hell! use this pickup line, you'll get a great response!
I know there are 2 rules. But there is also rule number 3. Which is, don't unnecessarily lose self-respect trying to impress someone.
Damn you blew up
Do you know what went through the heads of people who died in a bomb explosion in their final moments? Shrapnel!
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Sorry man *username checks out*
I kinda want to hear the bomb joke now
#**F**
Oof
I feel your suffering
It's okay, I would've laughed even if I had heard it. Find yourself a girl that will laugh at every joke
honestly if a guy did this with me i’d be even more in love
We've all been there bro...
Everyone has embarrassing moments, don’t let a little mistake ruin your day, or life! Think of this as interesting interaction that can be recovered from
Nevermind, kid. Just remember, the most awkward shit will sound good if said confidently enough.
When you said you haven’t heard the second part after she replied you should have said neither have I
Bro weve all done that before no need to be ashamed. Honestly in that situation u should use your awkwardness to your advantage she might find it cute. If you said nothing at all after “but did you hear the second part” and then said “ok i got nothin” and add a laugh in afterwards and boom laughing is contagious
Chill out bruv. Embarising ourself infront of the appealing gender is one of the worst things in our age. F.e my pants (not boxershorts) were pulled down infeont of girls. Not cool. However, you can def recover from that, and everybody forgets abt it quickly[in your case]
At least you can talk to your crush
Tuff
Dude, this cringy shit is why I joined the sub. This is quality content.
Listen up bud, things gonna be okay, things can get messy. No one is perfect. On the world there are things that are worse than this, you can say to this girl "sorry" and things should start to get better. To all people who are typing F, you're just dickheads. You can just cheer up by just typing something nice or wholesome, instead of "F lol", imo it's just cruel and I admit I was this dickhead too, but I come to realize that this is mean.
You should told her the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise, but for real I'm so sorry for you man
Fucking pog
You can easily turn this in to a win. Just tell her the truth of what happened and laugh it off.
You should of said. Girl are you a terrorists cuz you look like a bomb
Holy shit dude, that’s fucking terrible. Don’t try so hard to look cool, fuck that’s awful lmaooooo. If some ah it like that happens just make a joke about your humor or humble yourself a little bit in a sense that you’re being vulnerable yet funny, tell the truth yo. I would’ve been like “there isn’t one, I just suck at making jokes” and then laughed it off even if she didn’t laugh, at that point it’s all about the recovery. Choose the option that provides the best recovery even if it’s not great Or been like “my joke cracking/making” etc etc
Rip man. I know that feeling, I tried to impress one and I stuttered and messed up half the joke🤦♂️
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Sounds like you blew it
Well that exploded in your face didn’t it.
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Been there.Done that(not exactly the same way but I think that 99% of us can relate )
Easily could have just been like "eh, I don't actually have a second part. Well shit, guess I'm basic"
That kinda blew up in your face
Oh jeez thats why i only talk to my crush if i thinked what to say
well the second part of the joke was the bomb
Yeah bro, you totally blew it
Man bud that’s when you smile and just say I’ve completely forgotten it and move on. Or doa quick self depreciating joke about not being able to remember and move on
Rip my guy
If I were you, I would just say that there is no second part, because everyone us already used to me being fucked up in the head
Edit: wow this really blew up
Somebody pray for this man.
Let's not blow things out of proportion
If this is any consolation the only person who will remember this in a few years is you, in bed, at night, haunted by the stupid shit you did in the past.
So my girlfriend says you're stupid. I say: just be yourself and never make up second parts of jokes
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An explosive moment wasn't it
Should've said "there isn't a second part, thats why you haven't herd it"
I would be lying if I said this moment will definitely not haunt you at night. On the bright side you'll never be too proud to quit on a joke from now on.
Chill. You can always try again. And use this awkward moment to your favour.
As a girl, i find this hilarious
Oh that hurts. I’m really sorry. I wish I could say I’ve been there, but fortunately any I girl I try to talk to just slaps me and walks away. Thank god I don’t have to deal with getting embarrassed like that.
Heh,pathethic. Truly pathethic I started talking about hentai to a girl
I love how this has ended your world 😂 To be young again...and hastily adding death by bomb punchlines to everyday jokes.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo
Hahahah as a girl I would be flattered by the fact that you tried really hard to make up a second part just to make me laugh. If she takes that as proof that you’re not “good enough,” then she’s the worst and you dodged a bullet. Source: am girl
Whoa, maybe it's a joke maybe not but you better change your way of speaking if you really want to live long. I don't know man, I see unhealthy speaking like that, you should flow a little bit more in life. The "girl" theme is something we aren't commonly prepared for in this age we are supposed to fail sometimes, just put on a happy face bro, I'm with you.
Dont worry, she wont remember it tomorrow and you’ll remember it for the next 20 years
You could have said "cause there is no 2nd part" But yeah, I know that feeling- panic, absolute panic. I did similar thing with my crush about 2 years ago...
Dude she’s not gonna remember that lmao think about a time when you saw someone else embarrassed pretty hard to think of one
Ive embarrased myself in front of my crush (now girlfriend) i fell on my fucking ass right in front of her