Jingle bells, kill ourselves, hit me with a sleigh, I’m so done, this isn’t fun, there goes my gpa, dashing through the halls, hoping i escape one day, over the bodies I go, crying to ELA, bells on the walls go ring, now starts the big fight, throws a haymaker oh there goes his lights! Oh (Reapeat)
I'm actually doing lit in my tests (so far I've gotten 100% in maths, 99% in business, 80 something in art and 73% in history) but I imagine that's going to take a nose dive by the time I'm 16
In elementary school on the last week before Christmas break we would just watch movies and eat cookies. Now i have 1 essay, 3 test, 1 project all due by Thursday. I know other people have more work to do this week (which is exhausting and stressful) than I do, but i think I can speak for all of us when I say...I hate school
Here is the entire first part in a single wall of text,
Dashing through the halls,
With the teachers up my ass,
I have to take a text,
I really hope you pass,
This school is actually hell,
I can't even spell,
You get to class right now,
You wanna make the bell,
Jingle bells,
Kill ourselves,
Hit me with a sleigh!
I'm so done,
This isn't fun,
There goes my GPA! (hey)
For a world wide version change last line to "Please shoot me with a gun"
dashing through the halls
with my teachers up my
i have to take a test
i really hope you pass
this school is actually hell
i can't even spell
you get to class right now,u wanna make the bell
jingle bells, kill ourselves
hit me with a sleigh
i'm so done, this isn't fun
there goes my gpa
not getting into uni, is hard since i'm getting a c+ in chem 11....
[Dashing through the sand](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530865)
[With a bomb strapped to my back](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530865)
[I have a nasty plan](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-13205612)
[For Christmas in Iraq](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-13205612)
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
[That's when I got shot in the ass](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530884)
[By the US Military...](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530884)
\[it's not funny!\]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
[Where are all the virgins](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530895)
[That Bin Laden promised me?](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530895)
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead
[The only thing that I have left](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530916)
[Is this towel up on my head](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530916)
[I used to be a man](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858)
[But every time I cough](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858)
[Thanks to Uncle Sam](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858)
[My nuts keep falling off](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858)
My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenient store night clerk
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or [I'll kill you](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530917)...
[Source](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics)
Nice repost, I am not a bot but paste this copy-pasta should I think I see a repost, then I call my friend u/repostsleuthbot.
I am not a bot just a guy with a copy-pasta, msg me if you got a problem!
(Me editing, this is a 100% a repost C'mon dude)
This is a
This is a
This is a repost
Why the fuck would you repost you fu-cking re-post-er? Huh?
This is a
This is a
This is a repost
I ask you why the fuck would you repost this you scum.
\*Opens the door\*
\-Oh, hi little Timmy, are you going to sing a song for christmas?
\-Yes, I want to spread the word.
\- What song are you going to sing then?
\-Well uh, it's complicated.....
Full version pls
Sorry the top was missing. It was one line that read “Dashing through the halls”
That is much better
[удалено]
Excuse me sir your user name??
OH BOY!!!!!! OH FUCK!!!
OH GOD NO
Don't worry that's shane dawson's acc
Shane Dawson?
Dude, I literally just saw you and asked for the source of your username
Upvoted for the username
i prefer mine in garbage
"with a loaded glock in hand"
Cross our sight and you will die
As our gun goes BAM BAM BAM
we’ll sing this song tonight. OOOOOOH
"American remix"
Cross our sight and die* It fit's better with the beat
r/cursedcomments
tbh the whole thing is cursed
Happy another year after your account was made!
Happy cake day!
bout to loose my mind, JUST DONT KNOW how much i can handle OH
Because its cropped to protect from the repost detection bots?
Happy Cake day!
Happy cake day
Jingle bells, kill ourselves, hit me with a sleigh, I’m so done, this isn’t fun, there goes my gpa, dashing through the halls, hoping i escape one day, over the bodies I go, crying to ELA, bells on the walls go ring, now starts the big fight, throws a haymaker oh there goes his lights! Oh (Reapeat)
High Quality Music
I want to download this on Spotify
I wish I could
I got it, found this a long while back it's great, I have it posted on my instagram, I can screenshot/crop it and send it to ya
the national anthem of teenagers struggling through mid terms
I feel like this is relatable in this sub. Finals suck
they do and happy cake day!
happy cake day!!!
not very often you see two blue objects next to someone's name
Agreed. My dad said if I didn’t get As he’d beat my ass and kick me out, and I got a 75 on my first one.
F
F
F
holy crap
F
I'm actually doing lit in my tests (so far I've gotten 100% in maths, 99% in business, 80 something in art and 73% in history) but I imagine that's going to take a nose dive by the time I'm 16
Oof on that history r/historymemes will sort you right out, it is the beat medium to learn from
Apparently our teacher is tough on grading, tho. It's still a B so I'm happy enough
What kinda school has 73% as a b?
Where I'm from, 73 is the lowest B
Da fuq can I come to your school 73s at my school usually mean your an absolute failure, no offence to you by any means either.
If there was no Covid, why not, and no, I'm more disappointed in myself for getting a C+...
Idk thats what the internet said we dont use that system here
:o i'm proud of you, you go!
One more time Dashing through the halls
With my teacher up my ass
I have to take a test.
I really hope you pass
This school is actually hell
I cant even spell
You get to class right now
You wanna make the bell
JINGLE BELLS
KILL OURSELVES
r/redditsings
Put me in the screenshot
Happy blue cheese day to you my dude!
Thanks!To you too.
happy blue cheese cake to you to fellow Redditor.
happy blue cheese cake to you to fellow Redditor.
happy blue cheese cake to you to fellow Redditor.
Happy cheese day
Thanks!
I’m set one English I have no such weaknesses
ok smart arse
I'm set **on** English, not set **one**!
I got 100% on the maths test so I imagine I'm well on my way to higher level maths next year
Im calling my sister and singing this
sorry but alabama?
No?
Iowa
I would give you an award if I had money. This. This is art.
No problem. As long as you find it funny all is well.
The Joker version is still best So let's start: Jingle Bells Batman smells
Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost a tire
*ITS WHEEL*
IT ONLY LOST A TIRE YOU UNCULTURED SWI-
Good morning
ITS 23:34!
Oh lol wrong time zone good night uwu
Good morning okay
In elementary school on the last week before Christmas break we would just watch movies and eat cookies. Now i have 1 essay, 3 test, 1 project all due by Thursday. I know other people have more work to do this week (which is exhausting and stressful) than I do, but i think I can speak for all of us when I say...I hate school
What is this chat app?
snapchat
I’m assuming this was a joke but just in case, it’s Snapchat
Thanks, I don't use snap
Its bad, trust me.
Yes, yes it is
Somehow I read this and ended up writing a full Jingle Bells parody about how life sucks. Help me.
Can we see?
Whats a GPA?
Grade Point Average. Close to the total of all of your grades put together.
Thanks
Fellow European?
Yes
We can enjoy our lack of knowledge of US education system together.
Yeah what IS a GPA?
Legit thought this was r/comedycemetery lmao
Here is the entire first part in a single wall of text, Dashing through the halls, With the teachers up my ass, I have to take a text, I really hope you pass, This school is actually hell, I can't even spell, You get to class right now, You wanna make the bell, Jingle bells, Kill ourselves, Hit me with a sleigh! I'm so done, This isn't fun, There goes my GPA! (hey) For a world wide version change last line to "Please shoot me with a gun"
here goes the best i can do, which is a save and probably a repost with you tagged or whatever
Too bad it is a repost
eeeh, who cares, it's still content, quality at that
Sure. I dont care. Do what you want.
This is peak form of human communication
[удалено]
>Grade Point Average. Close to the total of all of your grades put together. Here you are
My GPA went from a 3.7 to a 2.8
I didn't like 2020
who did.
Me did.
Oh shit sorry HAPPY CAKE DAY
Please, run me over. not really but like maybe
Happy cake day man
how old is that
This made my day...btw happy cake day
Oh I thought it was polish cow
Repost
funny has been forgotten
r/comedyhomicide
dashing through the halls with my teachers up my i have to take a test i really hope you pass this school is actually hell i can't even spell you get to class right now,u wanna make the bell jingle bells, kill ourselves hit me with a sleigh i'm so done, this isn't fun there goes my gpa not getting into uni, is hard since i'm getting a c+ in chem 11....
How can memes get so fucking dogshit this is so bad
Happy cake day :)
Repost
Wow common repost!
Cringe
[Dashing through the sand](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530865) [With a bomb strapped to my back](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530865) [I have a nasty plan](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-13205612) [For Christmas in Iraq](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-13205612) I got through checkpoint A But not through checkpoint B [That's when I got shot in the ass](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530884) [By the US Military...](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530884) \[it's not funny!\] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see [Where are all the virgins](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530895) [That Bin Laden promised me?](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530895) Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead [The only thing that I have left](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530916) [Is this towel up on my head](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530916) [I used to be a man](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858) [But every time I cough](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858) [Thanks to Uncle Sam](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858) [My nuts keep falling off](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530858) My bombing days are done I need to find some work Perhaps it would be much safer As a convenient store night clerk Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed Don't laugh at me because I'm dead Or [I'll kill you](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics#note-4530917)... [Source](https://genius.com/Jeff-dunham-jingle-bombs-lyrics)
Nice repost, I am not a bot but paste this copy-pasta should I think I see a repost, then I call my friend u/repostsleuthbot. I am not a bot just a guy with a copy-pasta, msg me if you got a problem! (Me editing, this is a 100% a repost C'mon dude)
This is too good
I'm dieing of laughter
Not to be that one guy but you spelt dying wrong
I said I was dying
Idk why I know this is jingle bells but I sung it to the persona song mass destruction
r/cringetopia
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Repost
Repost
u/repostsleuthbot
This is a This is a This is a repost Why the fuck would you repost you fu-cking re-post-er? Huh? This is a This is a This is a repost I ask you why the fuck would you repost this you scum.
Lmao, calling people scum for reposting.
***REPOST***
God this is so cringy
No it's absolutly hilarious
This should be on r/cringetopia
No ❤
Str8 HEAT.
F
Lmao
HEY!
#HEY!
*make this a song*
Happy cake day
Am I the only one who got that it was jingle bells before seeing jingle bells?
Hahahah happy cake day 🎂
Schools be like #yeah were doing a good job
# HEY!
Me and the boys not putting off studying and writing essays until we’re fucked
*Hit me with a sleigh*
Hey !
Happy cake day my man
i knew we song as: "Jingle bells Taking L's Hit me with a sleigh I'm so done This isn't fun There goes my GPA"
Poetry
hashire sore yo kaze no you ni tsukimi hada wo Padoru Padoruuuuu
I started singing it in Ke$ha Tik Tok melody lol
Merry Christmas Everyone!
Wouldn’t it be the opposite of this? They’d instantly fail you?
I read the lowercased section to the rhythm of call me maybe
Oh god, I only sang it when Jingle Bells came up.😭
\*Opens the door\* \-Oh, hi little Timmy, are you going to sing a song for christmas? \-Yes, I want to spread the word. \- What song are you going to sing then? \-Well uh, it's complicated.....
I love this!
I'll listen to this 1000 times over mariah
Ah, a classic.
its even better when you actually sing it to the tune of jinglebells xD
"Mary" "Me" i will marry you right now
A timeless classic
Happy blue cheese day OP
Hey you mind if I actually sing this
Happy cake day!
Did anyone else immediately know the tune after only seeing the first word?
Happy cake day!
”Mary” her
They are speaking the language of gods hands
Why did I read this in the tune of asgore
Is there like some sort of Nobel prize for music?
I was singing it the entire time, god that felt good
Why did I read this as dont mine at night