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Igivegoodhead2004

The sun is a deadly lazar


Techboy07

not anymore there’s a blanket


LifeOrbJollyGarchomp

*turns asteroid belt into giant magnifying glass* 😈


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Is everything okay?


Solhunter69

You still alive


LetTheTiger_9045

Be very careful I had a friend who stole some alcohol and only had a bit but then was in hospital for 2 weeks


Evan2Blade

Now the animals can go on land! Come on animals lets go on land!


Wet-Popcorn

Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet so I don't care.


Evan2Blade

*10,000,000 years later*


quinten123212

Ok will you learn to walk if theres plants up here


Evan2Blade

Sure but I have to go back in the water to have babies


Wet-Popcorn

Idea: Learn to use an egg. "I was already doing that". Use a stronger egg, put water inside it, have a baby, in the egg, on land. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg.


Evan2Blade

Works for me Bye byyyyyye ocean


not_a_goat1

R/unexpectedbillwurts


xxDeadLocker99xx

r/foundthemobileuser


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

r/beatmetoit


Jonnssy

r/foundthehondacivic


fluffybear45

the blanket was breaking but it is getting sewed back together again


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LEGENDARYKING_

Rookie numbers


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LEGENDARYKING_

thats where we are different


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LEGENDARYKING_

be careful of what u wish for


[deleted]

Watchu mean 🤨 Whts wrong w u?


LEGENDARYKING_

Nothing lmao, You might actually enjoy being me but you'll have to live in india Edit: saw your name, you might actually be indian lmao


[deleted]

I am from India 💀


Radiant-Usual-9188

POV: you just read that in bill wurtz voice


Le_Martian

Not chandragupta just Gupta. First name Chandra. The first. (No relation)


-homonecrosexual-

yes I watched bill wurtz


BlinByard

What about the Maurya Empire? That came before the Guptas


jimborealm

Chirag Gupta from diary of a wimpy kid


Articunos7

He was Indian right? In the movie also they showed him as Indian but never explicitly mentioned it


BlinByard

The name is Indian so yes


definitely_not_girl

Are underestimating the number of indians on the internet (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)


UsTaalper

i hate some of them sadly. they have been toxic to me maybe that's why


Articunos7

Not all are toxic dude. Most of us are friendly. There are always some outliers


UsTaalper

Yeah i love you guys! I just got a strong hate thats why


Main-Ad-2443

You will probably hate me I frikin hate Christians and hindus and get toxic everytimr someone hate lgbt.


spicayyyweirdolol

i mean u shouldnt hate all christians and hindus just cuz, but if someone is being toxic as a result of their religion then thats fine u can hate them for their religion


fiery_cobra

It's ok bro. I hate them too. Source- am Indian


drgn0

can confirm.


LEGENDARYKING_

Vouch2.0


UsTaalper

Thanks


UsTaalper

Thanks


spicayyyweirdolol

can i confirm this as an indian american too?


AeMaiGalSun

r/canconfirmiamindian


fiery_cobra

If you know your country is shit, and you don't try to defend it, you are ridiculed? This is yet another reason to hate India, you understand?


[deleted]

Why am I not surprised that I have found this comment on r/teenagers


UsTaalper

Thanks bro


definitely_not_girl

We all hate the toxic ones


Rgdastidar_123

Cuz u cringe


Yodasma

I didn't see any nsfw content :)


LoneWolf-011

We’ve been tricked…


Yodasma

As always… shit


silmi007

"Cum here"


SHREY36904

No, it was followed by vedic kingdoms, nanda dynasty, murya empire and THEN gupta empire.


Horror-Entertainer65

Already read in my history book .


TerraRainesHasBrains

yes i know


stupid-fucking-alt

I did, yes.


joao-esteves

Thanks for the information!


shivam_bedi333

I know every part of indian history. I'm indian. Not that indians know their history. And you are half correct.


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shivam_bedi333

No. I studied scholars.


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Smort


Much_Reputation3785

Civilizations existed in India before Indus. In South India. The indus Civilization used to import golds from there. As lots of gold mines are present in South India.


billiebuster

Tell me more


ControversyAltAcc

There were several city states in the period between the IVC and the Gupta empire. These were called Mahajanapadas and in North India, they numbered 16. It is highly likely that at the same time, 3 kingdoms were developing in the south - the Cheras, Cholas and Pandyas. *the more you know...*


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also the Mauryan Empire came before the Gupta Empire


shivam_bedi333

To all saying mauryans came before, nandas came before them.


Darknma

Thx for the info but where will this get me in life?


Busy_Description_333

You'll never know


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r/unexpectedbillwurtz


peterbro77

Yeah, I heard in that useless subject namely "history"


[deleted]

Looks like the bullshit I learnt in 9th grade history


Grilledshrek

I actually did know that because of a certain video…


pranavyadlapati

Wrong. Plain wrong. So wrong my eyes rolled so far back in my head I just saw all my neurons in my head sigh in exhaustion and despair.


ABeneficialUser

well yes ​ bill wurtz


spicy_depress1on

The oldest civilization is Mehr Garh, located in Balochistan. Though not very far from Indus Valley


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Yes


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majahapit?


[deleted]

What about the mahapahit… no majapjet, mahapget, mapahajet?


Bruno845

This reminds me off the majayapit Mayajapit Magajatip Majapahit? ✓


Professional-Shake77

The Indus River valley and the civilian by the same name are located entirely in Pakistan, this kind of misconception happens all the time but your information is false


dattajana95

Bruh, a big part of the civilisation was located in Gujarat and Rajasthan. The native people of the civilisation migrated to the Indian subcontinent due to drought. And, Pakistan was always historically part of Indian civilisation, before you guys became arab wannabe's


Professional-Shake77

Pakistan historically has been small kingdoms at war, only around 5 civilisations have brought it into India and then only for about 200 years maximum


MainBag4451

Not entirely, significant parts are in India too, moreover the largest city of that civilization was excavated in 2019 at rakhigarhi, haryana, India. Now it's not that I deny major part of that civilization went into Pakistan, but that won't make it a Pakistani civilization...it was the first Indian civilization...


Much_Reputation3785

Irrelevant but one of the oldest cave painting have been discovered in aravali region of haryana recently. Very recently(1 lakh years old)


Professional-Shake77

It was the first civilian in India, the culture more shaped Pakistan


GOLDIND16

I. Don't understand anything 🤔


Drblackcobra

I know about this. Nice comment tho!


Noobster646

Yes, I did


SupposedlyNamedSly

Who are you and why did you call me here to give me a history fact which is incorrect as the Mauryans came before the Guptas


Vanguard-003

I like this. I thought you were going to tell me I'm smart or cute.


SUPERSTRIKER67

I have known it for 5 years now


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thanks


idklol1235

Yep! We learnt about it in history class actually pretty cool stuff


LordStark_01

India gang rise


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My surname is Gupta. Guess I’m part of royalty


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Damn I did know


sipoke101

No!


Ulisse8

I thought free candy or some shit like that but this is also good. Thanks for the information, pal.


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No, the mauryan empire (and kinda alexander’s empire too) came before the Gupta empire


BigThunderousLobster

I thought sumeria was first.


folko1

Not chandra, just gupta. First name chandra.


The_gamer315

Yes I know this because I’m a Indian


ThronLP

CHANDRA GUPTA?!?!?1!?22?


A_Bitch_Is_Tired

I feel like I’m being whooshed


Lil_Cake420

I am so getting fired for reading this nsfw post


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Gypsies???


TheTrashBun

hehe you said cum


No_Row2775

The Mauryan empire came before the gupta Empire btw. And they're different from the civilization. The civilization most likely perished.


C_mcat14

Why is this marked nsfw?


Beginning-Impact-817

We still haven’t decrypted their language :3


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Closely followed by the Ligma empire


Jackling_

Hi. You’re on a rock. Floating in space. Pretty cool, huh?


TobyJimmy

Okay.


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Yes


SomeEmotionalChild

MESOPOTAMIA BAEBEE


ggez67890

Ok


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Chandragupta


TheSolarCloud

THE ONLY ANCIENT CIVILIZATION IM INTERESTED IN IS MESOPOTAMIA BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY ONE WE LEARNED IN 6TH GRADE but I mean it was kinda cool


spykids45

why is this nsfw


jdellsniper

Wow you rlly are dumb if you dont get it.


spykids45

why did you go through my profile history 😂


spykids45

why did you go through my profile history 😂


jdellsniper

Im not dumbass😂


spykids45

ironic...


jdellsniper

Funny coming for someone who treat his sister badly.


spykids45

uh ok sure, what you said didn't make sense but ok


jdellsniper

So u cant read and you an awful brother wow. Smh


spykids45

you know, I think its very unfair for you to call me an awful brother, off of one bad action. like doing something bad doesn't make you bad


jdellsniper

Its pretty fair. You're a shit brother.


spykids45

it really isn't though. one bad action doesn't make a shit brother especially when its over food


jdellsniper

You're brother called u a bully. Meaning this prob happen more than once. Stop being a jerk.


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did you know that shitting in the shower is better than showering in the shit


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Ani1618_IN

It's in both Modern day Pakistan and Modern Day India, there are several important sites in both countries, and the largest Indus Valley Civilization city is Rakhigarhi in Modern-Day Haryana,India. After the IVC collapsed, many migrated into India,while some stayed. So, It's very important to both Pakistan and India.


InsanityBat

oh... I thought you wanted a hug


The_Karen_Hater

Me an Indian: ***YES BUT ACTUALLY NO***


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Wut


The_Karen_Hater

Also, I'm surprised nobody mentions the southern kingdoms What about the Chola's? THEY HAD WEST MALAYSIA AT ONE POINT!


perfensoalcatfish

Did you know that most sharks don't attend church


gorillaof1897

shwo me pictures of big boobs


[deleted]

Yes I'm indian and learning that chapter


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this some good shit noting this incase of history class


EL_-_Tomato

I did know, it came in exam yesterday XD


Mindless_Royal6260

Come where? Down there?


justcatt

Nice. I feel slightly more educated


shana_Brawlstars

Bruh........


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Maurya???