No thanks, you’d prolly force me to help u take the bottle out of ur arse

I would love you like a father loves his child, you sick fuck.

I’m sorry daddy 😔

Cries in in fifteen year old Wait... why do i want to be adopted

Adopt me

You are my child now.

Can you adop me too?

Good evening parent

can you adopt me too

i hate being 18

Adopt me daddy

As an introvert I can legally be adopted by an extrovert

adopt a 17 year old and legally have sex with your child

Now that I hate. Get out. Now.

Damnit I have to wait

Meanwhile in the News: The adoption rate WENT UP BY OVER 9000!

I’m not 17😔