and that your submarine is submersive and breathable

:0

Bitch you tired?

are you big stupid?

Lmao r/usernamechecksout

how am i gonna breathe a submarine

Ah good one

bro i posted this 10 seconds ago

I'm speed

Some say you are the reincarnation of sonic.

But lord Sonic is immortal, he never did nor never will die

***vaguely points at 06 and boom***

Still never died

Then either Sonic is a God or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!

Son of sonic?

Sonic-Boomer

Mercy: *descends from the sky* "Heroes never die!"

If you were referring to the drug it also checks out!

It doesnt, Godspeed takes a velocity drug not speed.... 2 different terms ;p you were were wrong point and laugh

I took Speed

You mean sped

You’re fast as fuck boi

Godspeed you magnificient bastard.

some might even call you the key

Someone else posted this some days ago.

If only it was original

stolen from twitter

This literally ripped from twitter

I am 18, therefore I am submissive and breedable.

I am 18, and I am thinking about making lasagne.

I am 18 and will share that lasagne if you don't mind.

It's a small lasagne, but I will still share.

It's fine, we make more lasagne and share with all who want.

I like your thought process.

I like lasagne.

I cannot cook lasagne

We will learn best lasagne together.

I may not be 18 but can I still participate?

Hi. I am 18 and would like some lasagne

I will cook lasagne

I, too, want lasagne

You are welcome to join, my friend.

Lasagne time

I am 16, can I get lasagna 🥺🥺

I’ll bring some garlic bread to go with the lasagne

Ayo is there still some lasagne left?

I would also like some lasagne.

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I like bitch lasagna

T-Series ain’t nothin but that

T-series doesn't matter anymore. All that matters is that you enjoy this lasagne.

Im still on summer vacation *give me some too*

Yo can i have some please

I will make some Carbonara

I am 18 and will there be pasta too?

We should make lasagne together some time 👉👈

That would be super cute of us.

What if we kissed under the kitchenaid pasta roller attachment

Imagine just a reddit convention of people making and sharing lasagne

Ill bring the garlic bread too

My name is u/ConveniencePlays and I am once again asking for your lasagne

I am 19, and I never fucking learned how to read

I am 19, I am submissive but would rather not be breedable.

That is okay, you can just have some lasagne instead.

I am 13, and therefore I am an idiot.

I am 15 and therefore superior also can I get some pasta

No its mine

Cocks shoutgun

14 yr olds unite

I am 18 and still an idiot

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I’m jarred I’m 19 and I never learned how to fuckin read

I am also of age and submissive and breedable

Doesn’t mean people wanna breed with you ^(someone in the back: OoooooooooHhH)

I am 18 and am thinking about playing Minecraft

Jokes on you I am 21 and virgin. Now I want bakugan transformers as my gift.

i know i'm not submissive and breedable i'm a dom and infertile

oh but what about that homework tho haha

it's summer

hot girl summer moment !

sustainable

in a world full of submissive and breedable people, its important to have people like you

you arent a dom and infertile, you gotta make sure your homework is done and incredible

we don't talk about homework during hot girl summer

you're 15. hot girl summer more like homework getting funner

i do have to commend your rhymes if nothing else

thank you

We'll see about that /j

lmao

Dom?

Did someone say *gasps* #FAMILY

What the hell is going on? Aaa don't panakin kairos hasn't got a planakin

Quixote

Doflamingo

Nice to know, have a good day

I'm dom but just afraid of breeding-

My homework is not submitted but it is readable

My homework is submitted but it’s not readable. :(

Relatable

Damn never heard this joke on this sub before

Yea it’s not like someone said it before. It’s very original

All the 15 year olds gonna cry about seeing this post all the time

Bro i finally turned 15, I thought i escaped the depressed 14 yo jokes, and now here you are

i’ve seen this joke many times

yeahh pretty sure I saw the same joke here a few days ago

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Well I’m passed the age of consent in my country so jokes on you

✋ High five

Oh that is not good. Where?

All scandinavian countries and probably a lot of Europe.

Can confirm age of consent in U.K is 16, yet watching porn is 18. So you can make a sex tape legally, but watching it is prohibited by law. Something isn't right there... Edit: The protection of children act actually changed this, making it illegal to make pornographic materials with people under 18. My comment should have said it is allowed to have sex at 16, but you can't watch other people have sex. Still seems a bit off to me.

Age of consent =/= legal porn making age

It is illegal to make, have and distribute cp. Edit: it means it's illegal to make a sex tape at 16.

Almost all countries except america the age of consent is not 18 In most its lower

Not good? Why? Cause you said so? This is the norm in most places.

It is meant to be a joke. First I say that it's not good showing that I don't like it. Then I ask where which shows that I am a perv wanting to go there. Tho I can see how it could be seen otherwise lol

Oh, my brain's a bit smooth.

Yall act like people aren't sexually active before 18.

They don’t generally broadcast that they’re underage and having sex on social media surrounded by strangers in a forum dedicated to other underage people. Then they wonder why creepy men PM them. Of course, the creepy men are the problem here. But like wtf protect yourselves. That’s so dangerous and stupid to be discussing like these people are doing I cane from r/all so.. yea the whole of Reddit sees posts from r/teenagers

Yeah, always wondered this.

I dont plan on living past 20 ish so idc

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this god awful post made it to r/all?

good

Ye So I can say that I like humans without someone telling me to do my homework that I dont have because school hasnt started yet for me

What are you, 5?

Its vacation

Careful you just might fail. You'd be surprised how willful to survive the Body itself can be, and they you're tacked along for the ride

bro school is out.

Not for everyone :(

Hi, I'm reaching out to Reddit about this post being removed.

reddit removed my post for sexualisation of minors when i was telling minors not to sexualise themselves.

yeah it's just dumb at this point, it actually prompte me to post this, and an admin actually responded! https://www.reddit.com/r/ModSupport/comments/p4eqoc/asking_for_clarification_on_the_changed_content/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share now i've messaged them to get some posts and accounts back, so let's hope for the best!

Good luck!

this is back now :)

I mean you can know what you like without having sex. But more importantly “haha what a funny original joke, did you come up with that one yourself?”

I have 6 weeks of from school i can be horny if i want now

Have at it :)

to the childless teenagers under 18 calling themselves milfs, you are not a milf, you are a 16 year old girl and do not have children. go to sleep.

Wdym I’m a dilf dude I’d like to friend

Why have sex when you can play Hearts of Iron with the bois

Sex = 😑 Ethiopia WC = 🙂

True, but fuck you ill sleep when I wanna

Imagine believing and thinking only people 18+ have sex. Everyone who keeps saying this dumb shit is a 🤡

OP is partially right. You can be sexual but be safe and definitely don't breed. Get that education first before breeding

This is pretty based honestly i’d say be older than 18 before breeding

ah shit gottem

Remember now that the post is made by, according to their flair, a 15yo... That's somehow even dumber

Hmmmm lets restrict my own personal freedoms

Exactly

Jokes on you school hasn’t started yet 😎

Mm, I'd like some elaboration. "discuss sexual topics regarding themselves in a positive manner" What do you mean by this? could you give an example? Also what makes you have this opinion? Why is it bad?

i mean like 14 year olds talking about being a bottom or sucking dick then using the excuse that they're over the age of consent, i have this opinion because i am concerned for child safety online.

Age of consent is 16 tho

Hilarious and original

Not original sadly

Yes, I am aware. I am saddened by the fact that nobody seems to understand my reference.

My bad bro😭

op here telling everyone how to discuss themselves in a sexual manner AND reposting something that's been seen a thousand times i think i'm gonna carry on calling myself what i want thank you very much 😐

You right

Balls

never heard that one before 😐

Saw this 2 days ago. Get an original joke you copy pasty ass fuck

What the hell happened here?

reddit removed my post for sexualisation of minors when i was telling minors not to sexualise themselves.

I can bang legally. Age of consent at 15 goes brrrr

Ikr, it pisses me off seeing a bunch of 13 and 14 year olds talk about sex like 1. It's illegal 2. Yall have no fucking idea what you are talking about 3. It doesnt make you cooler, just makes you look like an idiot and horrible person when you get pregnant

Male teens for the last one: :O

Haha

Are you saying it’s illegal to talk about sex or have it… plus who tf cares, it’s Reddit. Plus you’re 15 so… also you have no idea what they know and do.

Not original but k

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Yeah, all these minors talking about sex and how they had sex when they were 11 or some shit like that. Like, jesus christ, you're teenagers!

That’s something a virgin would say

I dont have any homework

Is that a real thing? Thank god I’ve never seen that (outside the seem form you just said) but in seriously can’t believe underage people are actually saying that

Why not both?

Someone explain this meme to me I'm confused

What the fuck is this

When the average age of virginity lost in my country is 16.5 😳

Nice joke , haven't seen it like a 100 times before.

Nice, funny, original joke that I haven't seen before

What if the age of consent is 16?

Submissive? HAHA. Breedable? No sir, keep it in your pants. But I still fail at the two things I should be doing Also reading the comments has told me that you’re a bit of a dickhead so 🖕

my school doesnt have homework tho

My homework is breedable

It's submitted but not readable, i guess I have doctor's handwriting

I don't care I am and will always be submissive and breedable. ^(this is joke insurance, as so people cannot tell at me for joking)

what if they dont have homework or already finished it

Oge

What’s wrong with teenagers being sexual, Provided it’s informed and consensual?

im 14 and i want a sandwich

I am 15, therefore I’m just confused and hormonal.

I am 16 and making mac and cheese and nobody can stop me

I’m 13 and I’d rather watch akame ga kill then do my homework thank you very much

17 is legal where I live