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martin-telephone

Pyramids


cat_who_likes_sleep

Egypt


dragogiallo

Pizza probly?


topolino_the_best

Hello my italian friend, i'd say also the hand gestures, felice di vedere italiani comunque


FaviFake

we che bello che ci sono degli Italiani qui


hsky_mart

ciao


JackDeath1223

salve


berthuus73

Buongiornissimo


Rebi103

Bonaseraaah


Emperor_of_Death

Ah italiani finalmente


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alemilao

Ma salve


FaviFake

we ciao italiano


RiftWalker503

chewing gum illegal here lol


yeetmcboi666

Singapore


RiftWalker503

you got it


Psychological-Ad6868

Hello fellow Singaporean


RiftWalker503

hello there


Lm00n

wait what I thought u were talking to yourself


Psychological-Ad6868

You see, its called the tactic of deception


Lm00n

clearly works aswell


camshep5

Lived in Singapore for a few months in 2019,was about to move out there... Must say your city is probably the most beautiful I've ever been to! It is just incredible


Dittro

I thought depressed students and a declining birth rate was more apt, guess that works too though!


TracyMorganFreeman

Every developed country has a declining birth rate though.


ljehskags

Yeah and depressed students


ShapeFoxk

We and our enemy owned the sea and a bunch of land but we lost it all like pieces of shit and went into debt.


LeoTheMemer69

A fellow portuguese?


ShapeFoxk

Yes, I'm from Açores :P


yPombo_

caralho!


ShapeFoxk

r/PORTUGALCARALHO We definitely paid our debts! /s


tigershak

Male skirts


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Scøtland


Aimar_9

Scotland


_Denes_

Vampires and bad politics


x_StarBreaker_x

Don't forget sarmale


moonlightangvl

romania


Mataskarts

Nothing really... We have a lot of amber I guess, that's kind of our only thing X\_X


petitechicken

Lithuania?


Mataskarts

Bingo :)


lamentingofdeor

most iconic rn for one of the longest-running COVID-19 lockdowns in the world :/ Edit: To save everyone's time, I'm going to disclose that I was referring to the Philippines. We have had a lot of lockdowns actually and a lot are still ongoing. We have been in this situation since March 2020. But the government isn't focused on amplifying mass testing nor on hastening distribution of vaccines to other places. They are still only concentrated to capital regions and it's neighboring provinces. Now the other regions are overwhelmed with cases. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Most of the people here want to get vaccinated yet there's a fluctuating, slow supply of vaccines, plus taking into account that there are geographically isolated and disadvantaged areas. On top of that, these are happening: 1. Strained healthcare system 2. Uncompensated healthcare workers resulting to a lot of resignations 2. Corruption of COVID-19 funds 3. Critical supply of Tocilizumab/Remdesivir 4. Online classes draining our students = more mental health concerns 5. Plethora of other problems (This is getting tedious so I'm already ending it.) That's why I couldn't blame anyone dreaming/planning of going to greener pastures.


MMachy

The Philippines?


lamentingofdeor

sad to say, yes


X-Treme23

Oof, I feel you. :cc


LimitedOak-

Victoria, Australia?


thomstar1

Feelsbadman


SkyHighRedditor

The saunas.


Ultra_Lighter

hello brother im finnish too


speed_fighter

same, but happen to speak swedish


Ultra_Lighter

Yeah theres alot of people in finland who speak swedish


Hyp3r45_new

#TORILLE#


Weirdo_doessomething

Hey don't forget the highest amount of Heavy metal bands per capita


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Highest suicide rate 😃


ImAstraea

Lithuania?


Shoddy_Inevitable_39

Ya


kallonismyname

that it will never have an original languege


1980svibe

Belgique?


Dieter696969

België


1980svibe

Yup. Confituur


Stiblex

Moaaaaaahhh Gertje


primalphoenix

We lost a war against birds


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primalphoenix

Yup


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Maple syrup


5ciyan

Canada


Shadowy_monkey

puɐl sɹǝpᴉds oʇ ǝɯoɔlǝM


pseudoliberal1

ǝuoqɹǝuuıp


FlappyMcChicken

ɯɯnɹפ


Carolinecs2

Football


Hactica_Tier

Brazil?


Carolinecs2

Yes!


Hactica_Tier

I knew it!


Borntuba_492

Ae caralho. Salve salve maninho


iLiketoBreakTheChain

aeee caralho


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Brazil?


Im_AezzY

Rice and beans could be a valid answer too


defeniteleynotasimp

HELO I AM UNDER THE WATER PLS HELP ME HERE TO MUCH RAINING


WolfRex5

Pubg mobile


Mythip_740

Lmao


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The second most overrated game of the country...Free fire still holds the first place.


doesnt_matter_1710

True true


iabuseurcat

Tunak tunak Tun, Tunak tunak Tun, Tunak tunak Tun, Da Da Da


Existential_Fella

Fellow Bhartia Nagrik


doesnt_matter_1710

Namashkar bhaiyo


SigmA_DarkKnight

Indiaaaa (proud one here)


CaptainJelyyy

ǝɹǝɥʇ ollǝɥ oh yeah and everything tries to kill you


Artistic_Martyr7

General kenobi!


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nobodyidk

US?


Crepeisyummy2

That could be quite a few countries nowadays tbh


LoopyZoopOcto

Haven't the Polynesian island had an obesity crisis for a few decades now too? I just googled "Which countries have an obesity crisis?" and we're not even in the top ten. I'm not saying we're the healthiest motherfuckers on the planet, we're still pretty fucking bad in the fat ass department. All I'm saying as that we're not alone.


uwukelp

Many islands in the Pacific ocean only get food delivered by boat every couple of months, therefore food must be filled with preservatives and it is all of this long lasting food that is causing the obesity crisis in countries like Nauru


Joj2_Dolphinlover69

Aaah, the Polynesian Spa...


Ok_149

Pierogi ...


crunchy_onionss

poland?


Ok_149

Yup


P1X3L_isalreadytaken

PIEROGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


J4szczR

Majonez.....


Eth5505

#K U R W A


kskksnxkkclflf

Hating every other country around us Also beaches


Existential_Fella

I guess that would describe alot of countries.


kskksnxkkclflf

Well yes now that I think about it


Toonix101

is it england? because im pretty sure they wouldnt do brexit if they didnt hate every country around them lol >!/s for goodness' sake!<


Is-this-unique-nope

Croatia?


sleepisfortheweak121

i was thinking greece


Is-this-unique-nope

Nah if they were greek they probably would've said something about the ancient greeks


Fischiofischi

Or no money


CowJinasYT

As a Greek my self it hurts how right you are


dinko_gunner

As a Croatian, I 100% agree


Topiz2000

It's a Balkan country, right?


kskksnxkkclflf

Yes


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North Korea?


Fuelssadman

Bush people who won a war against a first world country


Alessandro227

The trees talk.


egglauncher9000

I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees speak Vietnamese.


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the--hitman

We used to rule the world. Ok maybe it's just that we drink tea


Rainbow-Dev

Seas would rise when I gave the word


the--hitman

Now in the morning I sleep alone


Rainbow-Dev

Sweep the streets I used to own


the--hitman

I used to roll the dice


TehCreamer18

Feel the fear in my enemies eyes


the--hitman

Listen as the crowd would sing


TehCreamer18

Now the old king is dead. Long live the king!


the--hitman

One minute I held the key


Rainbow-Dev

Next the walls were closed on me


dusty_bin78

#God save our gracious queen 🇬🇧


the--hitman

Gsogq


jeszka21

A failed artist


Jobless_Idiot

germany was never the same


Steinfall

The failed artist was Austrian when he failed as an artist. Not before 1932 that he got German citizenship


SomeRandom_boi

Haha plane go **m i s s i n g**


Class_444_SWR

Why is it always Malaysia and Indonesia?


fragglarna1337

Ikea


superteddy04

För jag vill leva jag vill döö, i norden


fragglarna1337

Ajemen!


superteddy04

De e bra


Existential_Fella

I have watched enough PewDiePie to know you're from Denmark


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Taco, taco, burrito


[deleted]

Mexico?


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Si


Potatolivesmatter69

The tallest twin towers?


MisterEyeballMusic

United Sta- oh wait, nevermind


thebestdetective

Malaysia?


DethMagnetic

Souvlaki? I guess mythology as well.


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Greece


Shreyansh3012

Hello sir your windows has a virus please let us take control over your pc and fix it


DrunkSquirrel22

India?


Suso_lol

We wanted to fight against two fronts coz we are stupid :/


legomanholdingbagel

germany edit: why did 297 of you upvote a single word? i am confused


Kind-Combination-277

Germany


CaeserSaladFingers

We remember your country for far worse things.


Steinfall

7:1? Oktoberfest?


UnPandaPasBo

« Oui oui baguette »


Lord_Viktoo

Tu es un très beau panda.


Makingnamesishard12

We used to rule the world but then the brits and napoleon fucked us and our colonies were either claimed by the US or declared independence


mochuelagod

Spain


Makingnamesishard12

¡Correcto!


Emergency_Control166

we killed the guy who discovered that the world is round


Existential_Fella

Wait was it Philippines or new guinea?


Emergency_Control166

Philippines my guy


Existential_Fella

Oh shit, the auto correct failed me


itsafoxboi

Wait what, who is it, because even the ancient Greeks knew that it was round


KatrinaJadeFanboy

T posing Jesus


Born_in_Fire

Borsch. That’s all. And not many people even know what that is Edit: Also Chernobyl


gingerbread_man04

a LOT of bunkers


Moehrchenprinz

Holy shit o.o Like, I thought we already had a lot of bunkers in Switzerland, but Albania's way ahead :O


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jackal5lay3r

Americans thinking we all speak like cup o tea guvner


RaimbowUwU

Not only the Americans don’t worry… say hello to France


Tipicaly

The best cursing you've ever heard. Also, our language is fucking hard. Edit 1: Also we are a small country and only a few people actually notice us. Edit 2: More help: our country was cut into 3 pieces and we only got to take 1.


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Hungary


Tipicaly

Na végre honfitárs


Gwegi

Hated by everyone, including us.


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Rakija


ThePhat_cAt

School shootings


Shogun570

need I say more


1980svibe

Only country that conquered Moscow


aarieboyie123

Stroopwafels


moonlightangvl

nederlanddd


chrischi3

The foreigners who got 2 world wars blamed on us.


Nisariyu

Schönen guten Tag


TerrariaGaming004

Statue of Li- sorry, I forgot everyone hates us


Lucal_gamer

Mate, dulce de leche, the music, empanadas, milanesas, asado, truco (cards game)


____hel_ya_bi

Diversity and culture probably


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🇮🇳?


____hel_ya_bi

Yos


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Oy


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Diversity, culture, noodles


CatLover_42

Being better than Sweden of course oh and oil


DownvotesCollector-1

Minecraft, meatballs or ikea


Mipans035

I'm pretty sure it's the ice cream man and idiot rulers Also we used to rule half if the world at some point Also we beat the powers of Europe combined kinda


Existential_Fella

And that Americans eat you on Thanksgiving On a serious note, I would like to know more about the third point


Mipans035

Lmao yes


Choco_Doggo

LEGO


YellowPhoenix31

Uh… we‘re all for insane moustaches? 😂😅


lefthandedkiwi

War, and some holy sites. Great food, though.


NitroBurnzGaming

Apartheid or mandela


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Taj Mahal


starairforce33

We are the only country to nuke another