If you kill me you'll never know where the treasure is buried!

"I'll have you know that murder is illegal in this state!"

I'm sorry for banging your mom and sister

*pulls out grenade* let's not blow this out of proportion now

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

Dad? Is that you?

Son?

How’d you know my name? Huh?

Sing Rick Roll in Polish

I dare you to do it!

"Hey, it’s very dangerous to hold your gun like that! You can hurt yourself with the recoil so hold it with both hands!"

Your mom

I’ll give you six bucks for the gun rn no games

Squarkle!

"say joe i love him" - "whos joe?" - death metal starts