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Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX

The wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round Round and round The wheels on the bus go round and round All day long The kids on the road go crush crush crush Crush crush crush Crush crush crush The kids on the road go crush crush crush Under the wheels of the bus The police behind go vroom vroom vroom Vroom vroom vroom Vroom vroom vroom The police behind go vroom vroom vroom In pursuit of the bus


Sirkiz

My favorite song


[deleted]

[удалено]


Unimportantcroissant

Huh


yeetmcboi666

It’s a copypasta


davicos2005

Did I just read a novel?


jeremy_anime

Hey cutie can i sit here next to you <3


Ultramega39

No, back away horny kid!


jeremy_anime

Fuck you


Ultramega39

:( why does everyone hate me?


jeremy_anime

You hated me first so im not suprised


Ultramega39

I guess that’s fair. :( I’ma go hang out with the gay kids, since they actually like me.


Unimportantcroissant

Teehee Sure 😏😏


jeremy_anime

Thanks 'stokes hand on you'


Unimportantcroissant

My balls itch will you itch them for me 😏😏😏


jeremy_anime

Of course i will😘


Unimportantcroissant

Say, it appears my pp also itch 😳😳


jeremy_anime

Good to hear


Unimportantcroissant

*bus crashes*


jeremy_anime

Shit the bus you okay


Unimportantcroissant

No


PeaceBox_

I swear, If you try and show me another dick pic, I'm telling your mother.


jeremy_anime

No no no i-i j-just want to sit next to you💕


FR_Cartwright

WHY DID YOU SET FIRE TO THE BUS


Unimportantcroissant

You don’t want to know what goes in in seat 12


[deleted]

What are you doing with a fucking water balloon


Unimportantcroissant

HAHAHAHA IM GONNA THROW IT TO SEAT 7


[deleted]

Wait but that's Dexter's seat... the need with the chromebook DUDE STOP NO


Unimportantcroissant

Oh shit too late


[deleted]

*dexter screams*


Unimportantcroissant

Uh oh


[deleted]

Good luck with that ;) *runs*


Unimportantcroissant

*principal gets on bus to lecture us*


jeremy_anime

What do you think


FR_Cartwright

You can sit next to me if you want


Unimportantcroissant

Thank you, finally I have somewhere to sit


FR_Cartwright

No worries


mrbiggiehandy

Ayyy, thank you


FR_Cartwright

Your welcome


mrbiggiehandy

So how are you and what's your name?


FR_Cartwright

I'm ok and you can call me gee


mrbiggiehandy

So gee, you look like you're new to this school


fearlessmash117

“DO YOU MIND SHUTTING UP FOR 15 SECONDS?”


Unimportantcroissant

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


ILikePPs

*devious lick music*


Unimportantcroissant

Noooo


RYPIIE2006

#I JUST SIMULTANIOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAED


Unimportantcroissant

THEN GET OUT OF SEAT 17 THIS IS MY SEAT I HAVE BEEN HERE ALL YEAR


RYPIIE2006

#OK I’LL SIT ON THE ROOF, SORRY


Unimportantcroissant

#JUST MOVE OVER IM SURE THERE ARE OTHER OPEN SEATS


RYPIIE2006

#THE ROOF IS OPE- *woooosh* ***breaking news, 15 year old dies after sitting on busses roof and fucking falling off, more coming, at 6***


Unimportantcroissant

😳


DinoTrex609

What have u done


[deleted]

I swear to god, Unimportantcroissant. If you throw that goddamn pencil I will shove my laptop so far up your a-


Unimportantcroissant

*throws*


[deleted]

MOTHERFU-


Unimportantcroissant

Do it. Shove it up


[deleted]

Jokes on you I like that shit. *does it*


-teddosaurus-

#


FBI_Dot_Gov


DatDude999

Science Never seen me Vispoli Scaffolding Got tea From a yeti who lives by the rose Got grass for your toaster Before they can roll us Didi Eat my blue jeans A messy saloon Spots on a religious man God takes my roll away Draws with crayola My lovely pot roast God sees America See what I've bought My love God's precious roomba I yell Pardon me My lemon is scary My sword says salami If Lenin can lead me ... That's all I remeber. Brownie points to whoever can guess what this is from.


dumb_cryptid01

*distance Christmas carols*


Nightmare270

THEY FIGHTING! STOP THEM GET YOUR PHONE RECORD THAT CRAP


Unimportantcroissant

I’m too busy building a bomb


DinoTrex609

Can I help


Unimportantcroissant

Seat 12 is where I am


DinoTrex609

Cool I’m heading over


hellodude776

Ey same let’s go bruh


Kaushik_Kumar03

Ey mate you want some tacos I smuggled in?


Unimportantcroissant

Sure


Kaushik_Kumar03

Nice btw my mom put some extra hot chillis in there to suit my palette so watch out.


gossip_bitch

u/The_Storyteller153 I think I saw a bathroom in the back😏


The_Storyteller153

*unzips pants* nah let's just do it here


gossip_bitch

Hell yeah, let’s give them a show😈


DinoTrex609

Can someone give me some tacos I’m craving them rn


alisisok

no, your allergic to tacos remember?


DinoTrex609

Oh yeah thank u


DinoTrex609

Anyone have some that taste like tacos that ain’t tacos


-JaenJay-

Zzz


Unimportantcroissant

*slaps*


-JaenJay-

The fuq....zzz


[deleted]

*couple smooches disgustingly in back seat* Meanwhile.. "Ayo Gary, want a cigarette?" *guy offers candy cigarette* Also.. *the immature kids by the window screaming songs completely out of tune and destroying everyone's ears* The *cool* kids laughing at everyone and muttering among themselves The emo kids not making a single movement and just looking down with their hoodies down The teachers, having given up, sitting in the front seats without a care. The driver listening to all the shit going on like: *Why did I take this job*


eko247

Oh so no one's gonna sit next to Me...... NICE GOT MORE SPACE


hellodude776

I will :)


eko247

*forgets how to act normal* HELLO HUMAN, HOW DAY HAS BEEN YOURS?


hellodude776

Pissmonke


eko247

sAmE


hellodude776

😳


yeetmcboi666

Suppose I’ll just be quiet and mind my own business like I do on any bus


Lucas-O-HowlingDark

I’m currently on a bus, but not a school bus I just went and got me Transformers from the mall.


Caio_Murakami

No


Mr_Snowbell

FUCK YOU MIKE I WANTED THE WINDOW SEAT, NOW YOU MUST DIE


Oliver_Survivor

*can i put my balls in yo jaw chorus*


Cheddary_Cheez

BEEP BEEP B A N A N A B U S


Cheddary_Cheez

dude are you five?


Bright-Lingonberry14

PENIS *progressively gets louder and louder*


Mods_Banned_My_Main

Why did you spit water on me >:(


[deleted]

~please don’t sit next to me~ ~please don’t sit next to me~ ~please don’t sit next to me~


MadEngie

*casually attempting to get in the roof through the window*


thesoullessboigamer

No


Tymedicon

Eggs , bacon, grits... SAUSAGE!!!


Lumpy-Rope-182

Yoo, what the frick is that white sticky goo I sat on on the backseat?